#get aload of this guy

[dailyblueberror]

DAY 94

Every time error says something fucking stupid he looks at the camera like Jim from the office

[salty-an-disco]

tbh, I really can’t get into the idea of Oppy and Contra getting along well together. To me, they build beef in about a week and cannot stand each other

[breadhalfburnt]

get aload of these guys

[bellewintersroe]

Jenson Button x Famous!Reader 2009

you’re a famous British model and actress who’s dating Jenson Button during 2009 GP. You’re also his biggest support but you get a name for yourself in the British press as being a bit of a ‘wild child’. Cameras constantly follow you around the grid, but Jenson is absolutely smitten by your crazy antics.

warnings: headcanons mentions of sex, oral sex, innuendos, Jenson is in love with her like teeth rotting cuteness, mentions of public flashing?!

I feel like Jenson and y/n would meet a year prior to starting to go out, when she was still in a relationship with somebody else. She’s a little younger, maybe when they actually start dating she’s 22 and he’s like 29?

anyway he’s heard of her before and sees her and his friends are all hyping him up to say something, maybe they’re at an after party where there’s lots of big names.

he walks around the corner all hyped up, then sees you snogging this other fella and he’s deep down crushed.

anyway a year later you’re single and he sweeps you off your feet, absolutely buzzing that this time nobody got in his way.

the relationship moves naturally, you’re both young and still (kinda) like to party, the British press go WILD that the two of you are together. You’d attend as many races as possible, being in the front row and cheering him on each time.

there’s one incident specifically where you’re cheering from below as he stands on the podium. He’s grinning directly towards you and giggling you go to lift your top to flash him cheekily.

the camera ALL point to you but it’s his publicist that stops you, waving a hand in a panicked manner. “I wasn’t really going to!” You’d exclaim, glancing back up to Jenson whose jaw was dropped in excitement. The crowd was ‘wheeeeying’ each time you went to lift your top mischievously, but you ended up getting told off.

he’d love it when you rode tf out of him, titties in his face.

you’d get a reputation for partying together, but the tabloids make it seem far worse than what you actually do.

The uk papers love trying to get a good scandal out of the two of you, but you’re so close knit and stay out of drama it’s all aload of bollocks.

always getting caught in compromising positions, eg, he’s grabbing your bum or boobs.

you once got caught reaching under the blanket to rest a hand teasingly over his crotch.

he’d be such a tease omg, especially when he get a little cocky after winning a race.

but he really is a sweetheart, the media like to present you both as some kind of crazy, party animal couples and there’s sooo many rumours that fly around (none of them are true).

The two of you would 100% become more private and reserved as you got older, but especially in the first few years you’re a magnet for cameras.

you’d often be caught drinking in the paddock or partying, you’d become a staple fashion icon and one of the leading wags. It seems like you’re friends with everybody and anybody, causing you to become a likeable character on the grid.

I feel like Jenson would be so chilled out watching you doing interviews and speaking to whoever, but the minute somebody starts to take advantage of your kindness he’s stepping in.

Like some of the papers print the most misogynistic stories about you ever. We all know paparazzi especially the British press can be ruthless, so there’d be lots of times after nights out where they’re already waiting to hound you coming out of a bar.

One guy tries to take an inappropriate picture of you getting out of a car and Jenson punches him or hits his camera out of his hands, idk he’s just super protective over you.

would take you on soooo many holidays, deffo gets a little frisky on the private beaches and on the yachts, he loves it. He falls in love with you deeper and deeper each time he spends time with you.

Can’t get enough of you in a bikini.

sometimes he’ll get so excited to see you he play fights you and gets a little rough.

loves it when you get a little feisty omg.

when you surprise him at a race he’d wrap his arms so tightly around your front and snuggle his face into the crook of your neck omg he’s so soft idgaf.

massive softie when nobody is watching, isn’t afraid of a little PDA either in front of the right people ;)

[msweebyness]

MiracOlympus- Juleka

She is swift, she is fierce, and her arrow will always pierce! @imsparky2002 @booksrbetterthanpeople @nerdy-chocomallow

Juleka, Goddess of the Hunt and the Forest (aka Artemis)

Appearance/Attire: Waist-length black hair, tied in a high ponytail, dark maroon eyes with a ring of silver around pupils and flecks of dark green, faded scar over her left eye, moderate pale skin with scars on arms and legs, tall with a lean and athletic build. Silver circlet with obsidian tree branch details, silver wrist cuffs, violet thigh-length one shoulder chiton, clasped at the shoulder with obsidian brooch, silver leaves stitched along hem, brown leather belt, brown leather sandals. Black leather quiver over shoulder, always carries her silver bow.

Bio: A shy goddess who tends to prefer the company of creatures of the forest to other people, Juleka is never one to make a big show of herself. The guardian of the Earth’s forests and the life that dwells within, Juleka has a deep respect for and connection to nature. She never hunts more than she needs to and her arrows give whatever is hit by them a swift and painless death. Being the goddess of the hunt as well, her swiftness and skill with a bow are matched by very few, moving like a shadow through the dark trees. Revered as a guardian of women, she does not tolerate any form of abuse or mistreatment, and her temples are considered a safe place to go with a sacred aura of protection to boot. Despite her quiet and reserved nature, Juleka will fiercely defend those that she holds dear, such as her mother and her twin brother and best friend, Luka. And one might consider it a high honor indeed to be beloved by the goddess of love herself! While she may choose to keep to herself much of the time, there’s more to Juleka than meets the eye.

Fun Facts!

Most infants cry when they come out of the womb, but that wasn’t the case for Juleka. She got right to work looking out for her mother and her brother, by helping the former deliver the latter! This less-than-minutes-old baby helped her mother to deliver her twin. It’s for this reason she’s often seen as a guardian of mothers, and a protector of children. She also won’t hesitate to pull this out when Luka is getting a big head.

Juleka tries to be reasonable most of the time, but some things are just inexcusable. One night, while Juleka and her nymph companions were washing up in a spring, a mortal hunter named Actaeon happened to stumble upon them. And instead of averting his eyes and leaving…he decided to stay and watch. And when one of the nymphs spotted him… Long story short, Juleka turned the guy into a stag and he was chased down by his own hounds. When it comes to goddesses, don’t be a perv. Actually, just don’t period.

When two meathead giants called the Aloades decided to attack Olympus, the gods were kind of panicking, because it was said by an oracle that the two brothers could only be felled by one another. And how were they supposed to get them to do that?! Thankfully, Juleka had a brilliant idea. Knowing the giants were proud hunters, she transformed herself into a prize deer, and sprinted between them. Taking the bait, the Aloades fired their bows and mortally wounded one another, ending the threat.

She’s on the hunt and looks great doing it! Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[starlit-sanguine]

every time I get a new f/o I imagine my mutuals pointing and laughing and going "Get aload of this guy"

[lutervania]

draw teruvid pls

ik I requested this once before probably but aaaaaaaa

get aload of these guys

[dailyblueberror]

Day 24

[transmascswag]

Yeah anyways i like that im autistic

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

*Kazuichi saw the disappointed looks on their faces..*

No.. I'm the Ultimate Mechanic. Not some "Good Mechanic" I'm the best one at it. Leave it to me. You guys should probably wait outside.. If anything goes wrong the last thing I want is any of you electricuted. And plus.. None of you even know how this stuff works, it's best if an experienced Ultimate Mechanic deals with this.

*Feeling guilt they all went outside.*

I wonder if he's gonna try and keep her Data inside her AI somehow...

*They all sat outside, waiting.. It had already been an hour and it felt like a whole day.. Thats when they heard a noise.*

"BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT"

Dont wanna be the bearer of bad news but that definitly sounded like an electric shock..

*Suddenly the workshop doors open.*

Goodmorning everyone!

Ah, Teruteru, Fuyuhiko. Congratulations on getting married.

*She.. She remembered?!*

*Cough, cough* All brand new, and ready to go! Jeez was that tiresome..

How did you do it?? I thought you've never even made an AI chip before, how'd you fix it??

I had to connect two wires together, but it came at a cost of electricuting myself.

If that shock was any bigger it could've killed you.. It sounded like it was a huge burst of electricity...

Well yeah, 'course it was.. I saw the sad disappointed looks on your faces and I couldnt do anything but feel bad and feel as if its my fault... An Ultimate Mechanic that cant fix something?? Thats aload of bullcrap..

*Hiyoko rushed over to Kazuichi and hugged him tightly as tears fell from her face.*

Your the best Kazi!!

[buttockstrider]

get aload of this guy😂😂😂🐈🤍

Yoshikage Kira fanarts for @buttockstrider

[inkthemandrake]

Get aload of THIS guy!

[ughitsnic]

Competitive: Tom Holland

I was going to post this over a week ago but i tend to overthink everything and psych myself out so here it is now. I appreciate any and all feed back. I also want to thank @sunflxwer99 for inspiring me to write again.

When you and the guys agreed to game night they had no idea exactly how competitive you and tom got. Only a few rounds on mario kart you were both shouting, and screaming at each other which meant the boys quickly left you to it.

"You're cheating" Tom shouts in disbelief as you do a little victory dance as you won again, bringing you both to a tie in first place.

"No, you're just not very good" you tell him, a smile tugging at your lips.

"You literally covered my eyes Y/N" tom shouts getting stressed and you could help but laugh.

"So?"

"So?! You're a dirty cheat" he whispers, his faces inches from yours, your stomach doing flips. During this lock down it had left very little time for just the 2 of you and just the idea of him being this close made your heart race

"Last round you ready to lose?" You ask him, sitting back trying to focus, there was no way you were losing.

"Nope because im going to win" he says confidently, emphising win. "Need a kiss good luck?" He asks, puckering his lips, you lean in, but he quickly ducked out of the way "Tough because i need to win"

You were both playing dirty now, standing in front of the tv trying to block each other's view, playfully pushing each other. You were neck and neck and the finish line was in site.

"I'm gonna win" you announce confidently as you speed past him using your last power up, tom reaches over and grabs your controller throwing it onto the sofa behind you

"Yes!" Tom shouts, throwing his arms in the air.

"Hey that's not fair!" You shout. "Tom!"

"You were blocking the tv for the most of it so that's only fair" he states as a matter of factly, he stood proud

"It's not fair" you whine, and Tom just laughs.

"Awww baby girl" Tom smiled, running his fingers through your hair. "Don't get upset, i still love you even if you are a loser" he smirks, kissing your head. "Now stop pouting"

"I'm not pouting" you look away. "I just dont think i can be in this relationship anymore" you joke. "What are you going to cheat at next? monopoly?"

"Wasn't it you who had aload of money hidden in your pockets the last time we played?" He questions, tilting his head.

"That’s different"

"Yeah because you won, but I won this time and it feels great" he rubs it in for a quick moment. "Why don't we go do something we're both good at?"

"I am good at mario kart, you cheated so i'm not going anywhere until you say i'm the best" you were being deadly serious and he knew it.

"Love, i'm not a liar"

"You wanna go another 2 weeks without sex?" You raise your eyebrows, crossing your arms

"No ma'am" he wraps his arms around your waist pulling you close. "I love you y/n you're so beautiful and the best at mario kart"

"I know" you hold his hand and pull him up the stairs to celebrate his victory.

[nightmareslug]

get aload of this guy

[yosefinthetrenches]

get aload of this guy 👎

have you watched the bee movie yet

i saw a trailer and im not sure i want to

[desiquiche]

at this point i’m just gonna thank @temmiepot for ruining my life really