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If you’re gonna be annoying and inappropriate at least speak in full sentences.
But also, if I say I don’t wanna have a drink with you then don’t jump right to sex? Especially don’t phrase it as “get drilled”.
I’m not a prude. I’m all for dirty talk. But don’t make it the first thing you bring up, especially before you know whether or not someone is comfortable talking about things like this. I def never wanna “get drilled” by someone who asks that question.
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SPOILER ALERT BUT …
Someone forgot they be blind 🙈
#lol#metawee you f’d up#aioon x may#oonmay#yo this drama is getting spicier with each episode!!#i couldn't believe my eyes#like literally#pluto series#pluto#pluto the series#if you ain’t watching#go watch it#you wont regret it#gay thailand#delivering gays at theirs best#Oom wake up!!#oh fuuuuuuuck
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Sunrise on the Reaping is just Catching Fire recontextualized and my brain cells are buzzing.
#y’all have no idea how much I love catching fire#whenever a new mentor gets introduced I’m that BEYONCE meme each time and it never gets old#loved reading how wiress won her games#beetee��s situation however is royally f’d up and katniss totally monologued about it as if it were a hypothetical#the hunger games#sunrise on the reaping#catching fire#suzanne collins
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I just wanna go home n play sims…
#it’s only Wednesday :(#anyways the current storyline has been f’d with#I’ve been putting my main sim through college and making her a domestic savant on top of that#and the idea was I was gonna have her end up having a billion kids with a ‘youth pastor’#and being crazy right wing and insane and treating her 5 billion kids bad#but I moved her nonbinary friend and had them#transition so now I kinda want them to get together now idk?#I moved the sim in bc I wanted to give them a makeover but the story was they were being disowned by their family#it was literally just supposed to be a quick couch surfing storyline but idk I’ve liked having them as a part of my sims life#idk?? maybe they’ll still move out and they can reconnect in later adulthood#after the youth pastor dies or leaves her for another recently aged up ya sim
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#wow only one day after my birthday and they’re already doing this crap and I’m being treated like I’m the bad sibling cause I was pissed#that the ONLY PLACE I HAVE IN THE HOUSE(which is my bed and I already share the room with two other people) is not treated as nicely as I#treat their stuff and I get pissed about it cause there was random things all over it my pillows and blanket was thrown in the floor and my#school binder was also thrown into the floor#I’m pretty sure I have a right to be pissed cause that bed is all I have for my own personal space#so yes mom I will act pissed cause you didn’t grow up having to share a room in high school with your parents and to have to be cleaning#the second you step in the house not cause you want to or your mom wanted to but because the damn trash can was in the middle of the dining#room food was left out and counters were completely trashed and your siblings are lazy assholes who don’t give a shit unless they want some#so yes I will talk negatively cause there is nothing positive to say about this#(and I’m not kidding about cleaning the moment I got home today cause my moms dad went inside and saw the mess#so honestly I feel embarrassed for my siblings that they just left it like that)#(I don’t care if I’m being dramatic about this cause I’m pissed that she doesn’t realize that she raised f’d up sons that literally don’t#even apply the principles that was drilled into all of me and my siblings heads:if you see a problem fix it(thank you dad for teaching me#that as a kid cause it has probably also helped my teachers like me more which means it’s a given that they might make my class work grades#a bit higher)#sleepy randomly rambles
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Tonight on For Ten Years I’ve Been Bitter About Finding Cool Stuff For Male Elven Mages in Dragon Age Inquisition and Feeling Really Special Like They Were Meant For My Character Only to Realize They Were Definitely Intended for Solas Because the Devs Are Obsessed With Him and Then Feeling Bad and Uncared-For Because They Love One Specific NPC More Than the Protagonist:
…*of course* we’re seeing in Veilguard art that what looked like grey eyes on Solas in DAI were actually purple-blue. I gave my Mahanon beautiful Richard St. Vier “drowned hyacinth” eyes and they had to take that from me too 😀😀😀😀😀
#i have Solas-based Complaints#sorry any Solas fans who follow me#it’s just hard not to feel like a jealous sibling in the DA games with him bc he gets SO MUCH attention and stuff#maybe this one will be different but in most of the articles out so far the interviewed devs mention solas as much as or more than rook#so i highly doubt it#i’ve ctrl+f’d that shit
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im upset asf and idrk how to deal with it 🥲 idk how people refuse to see the genocide and when it’s my own mother it really just hurts my soul even more bc we literally cannot talk about it bc it just turns into an argument. It’s so defeating but she’s gonna see. she’s gonna fuckin realize it and I wish she would just realize it right fucking now and WAKE UP.
so my aunt is from Iran, she married my uncle but even before they were married this woman was always my aunt I love her sm. We all do, don’t worry this isn’t like about her really, this is just details to make things make sense. my aunts mom *who I also love so much, I get to see her in a couple months I’m excited* was planning on going to Iran bc she’s trying to sell her property so she can officially move to America I think. Well… omfg. so my mom brings it up, which I wasn’t surprised bc when I saw about how Iran is speaking of bombing Iran and then Biden was like “don’t you bomb the genociders rn or else” like we’re not fucking next on the gd list for being apart of this genocide, but anyways so I heard about that and I was worried about my aunts mom cause I knew she was trying to go back home. my moms basically agreeing with Joe Biden and I can’t anymore. I cannot even listen to her for a second bc it makes me wanna bawl my eyes out. then I tried to say how I felt and she’s just lookin at me like I’m some fucking dumbass and I just can’t deal with it.
#she thinks she’s so smart#and that she knows so much more than me bc she’s older than me#if she hasn’t noticed the pattern of her disagreeing with me and then realizing I’m RIGHT#when things get WORSE#it’s fucking upsetting#the one time I desperately need her to hear me and believe me right here right now#she won’t do it#she won’t fucking listen and it makes me resent her lowkey#I wanted to literally just leave forever#but that’s obviously irrational so I didn’t#but holy fuck#im sick#what a fucking gd sheeple#she doesn’t think she is but rn that’s exactly wtf she sounds like#a f’d sheeple who just believes the people who are lying and bsing us#I hate it
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#work was exhausting today#im drained from it tbh#aaaand have the whole week to go#like ugh ur not fr#hopefully don’t wake up late again#personal#need to like . figure out my life and get f’d in the good way
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IM CRYING OMG
i’m bored take this random vid that i pieced together and spent a solid 5 minutes giggling at before even downloading it (osc and wwe fans show yourself /nf /lh)
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Read this again in a year or so...
So, you want me to believe that you voted for a racist, rapist, convicted felon, business fraud who incited a deadly attack on our Capitol after losing the last election because of the price of eggs? That you voted for the orange-dipped dude who ran with a different VP because the last one was nearly hanged for not breaking democracy, because you’ve been getting fewer hours at your job these days?
You want me to believe that you voted for someone who nearly every economist in the world has said will grow our debt (which he did by the third largest amount ever the last time), increase our costs, raise inflation and destroy our GDP because a burger and fries at Five Guys is more expensive than it used to be? You want me to believe that you voted for the drink bleach guy who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day because you had it so much better then, when you were stockpiling toilet paper, than you do now?
You want me to believe that you voted for the guy who had 4 years to pass an infrastructure bill and didn’t, the guy who promised Mexico would pay for the wall when they didn’t, the guy who promised to bring manufacturing back, lower the cost of prescription drugs and end the opioid crisis but didn’t, because you preferred his “policies”? You want me to believe you voted for the “grab em by the pussy” guy who wants to destroy the Department of Education and to repeal the ACA despite the fact that he has nothing more than “concepts of a plan” to replace it, the guy who will roll back environmental protections, strip women and minorities of more rights, the guy who will hand Ukraine to Putin and Gaza to Netanyahu, the guy who has said he will be a “dictator on day one”, because you’re worried about losing your gas stove? I’m sorry, but I don’t believe any of that, and frankly, I’m not sure you believe it either.
Because the truth is that your vote wasn’t about any of that. You voted for the traitorous embodiment of the 7 deadly sins because when it came to casting your ballot for a Black woman, you just couldn’t do it. And because you like getting away with being your worst self. And because life is a whole lot easier to stomach when all that has gone wrong for you, is someone else’s fault. Let’s be honest here, that is what it was.
So when the price of eggs is $18, and your Latino neighbors have been deported or moved to some f’d up “camp” to pick the strawberries none of you will pick, and your miscarrying wife has to contend with sepsis before she’s allowed to have an abortion, and your autistic child is unable to get the early intervention they desperately need, please remember what it really was that you voted for.
Because I promise you the rest of us will never, ever forget.
JoJo from Jerz
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Three girls discuss the new student that just entered the far side of the Quad.
Bianca: He’s a what now?
Enid: Gacha werewolf. It’s like a stupid rare subspecies of lycanthrope.
Wednesday: They are more of a mutation than a true subspecies.
Bianca: I’ll bite. Tell me more.
Enid: Okay, so like gacha werewolves are one of the contagious lycans, who can—
Bianca: —transmit lycanthropy. I know. I was actually awake during the lecture.
Enid: *blushes* Right! Well um—the bizarro thing is, the bite of a gacha doesn’t pass on full werewolfism.
Bianca: Huh? What’s that mean?
Wednesday: The recipient of the bite only receives a single lupine aspect associated with lycanthropes.
Bianca: You mean just—
Enid: Just the fur or claws. Or only the ears. Maybe the nose. Basically, they get ONE trait—
Bianca: 😦
Enid: —and they usually won’t know what that trait even is UNTIL the full moon.
Bianca: Jesus. That… that’s some kinda F’d.
Wednesday: It is delightfully tragic, especially since additional infections will bestow further traits. This leads many infected to continue pursuing bites in vain hopes of becoming a “complete” werewolf.
Bianca: Huh. I guess that makes sense. But why is it in vain?
Wednesday: Firstly, the traits differ in rarity. For example, fur is notably more common than canine teeth, while accelerated healing is exceptionally rare.
Bianca: So becoming a complete werewolf takes hundreds of bites? Less if you’re lucky? That doesn’t sound too terrible.
Wednesday: Secondly, the traits compound.
Bianca:
Bianca: What?
Enid: She means they stack. Just ’cause a gacha werewolf already has a trait doesn’t mean they can’t get the same one again. Multiple times, even.
Bianca: Shit.
Wednesday: Quite. That includes the far less desirable traits, such as vulnerability to silver or wolf’s bane, or even latent canine instincts like the juvenile urge to chase their own tail.
Enid: Yeah, it can get super bad. I once knew a girl who, on a full moon, would grow like thirty-six nipples, three tails, and fur only on her legs.
Bianca: 😟
Enid: She also could and would a smell a butt from over six miles away. *shudders*
Bianca: 😬
Bianca: That’s… geeze, that is fucking awful. So is that why they’re so rare? Because of how messed up the whole thing is? I’m guessing werewolf society closely monitors and regulates them.
Enid: Uhhhh… yes and no.
Bianca: What do you mean by—
Some student: HELP! GET A NURSE! SOMEONE SAID “SILVER” AROUND RALPH!
Other student: STOP SAYING SILVER AROUND—OHFUCK!!
Gacha werewolf Ralph: 😵
Bianca: 😨
Wednesday: As I said, some traits are more common than others, and Lady Luck can be a dreadfully cruel mistress.
Enid: Yeah, that dude really shoulda stopped at just one. I mean like seriously, what kind of dumbass—
*Ding!*
Enid: *checks phone* Ooh, my resin just replenished! Gimme a bit. This girl’s gotta grind herself some Genshin!
Bianca/Wednesday: 😑😒
Across the Quad: 😱😱 💀
#alternative outcast biology#gacha werewolves#werewolves#genshin impact reference#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#bianca barclay#wenclair#incorrect wenclair#incorrect wednesday addams#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday netflix#incorrect quotes#ficlet
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WHO’S GONNA GET F’D FIRST??
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Ellie thought it was a little crazy for her and Maia to be out on Maia’s back patio, naked, getting all sexed up. But Maia had a way about her that just made Ellie want to do what she requested. Ellie was actually enjoying going down on Maia when, much to her surprise, Maia’s mom Cynthia walked out onto the patio, also naked.
“I see what you mean, Maia, Ellie is quite the avid little pussy licker.”
“Ha, yes she is. We didn’t hear you come home, obviously. But I’m glad you’re here.”
By this time, Ellie had rolled over on her back, trying, unsuccessfully, to cover up.
“Wh-what’s going on, Maia? This is all kinds of F’d up.”
Cynthia spoke up first as she got down on her knees in front of Ellie.
“Well, I see Maia wanted to surprise you. It’s all good, believe me. You’re a beautiful young woman, Ellie. And sometimes, when Maia brings home someone like you, well, let’s just say I can’t resist joining in.”
Cynthia moved up Ellie’s body and began kissing her. Maia began massaging Ellie’s breasts. Maia bent down and began nibbling Ellie’s ear and talking to her.
“Just go with the flow, baby. Let mom show you how much she likes you.”
Cynthia started moving down Ellie’s body. When her tongue reached Ellie’s pussy, Ellie decided to “go with the flow”.
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Has anyone heard of this?
Repost- Simone Biles was Blocked on social media by another former Olympian. Mykayla Skinner, Ex former USA gymnast, who was once Simone Biles teammate. She made a video that she quickly deleted. In the video she was saying the USA Gymnastic team doesn’t have any work ethics.
As soon as Mrs Simone Biles collected her gold, she responded, “La•ck of talent, la•zy, olympic champions,” her post includes a photo of the entire U.S. team holding the American flag.
Another former Olympian, McKayla Maroney, showed support for Biles and the rest of the squad. “It doesn’t get more ironic than this,” Maroney wrote. “She f’d around n found out fr. Feels like I need to apologize just to redeem my first name.”
Following Team USA’s gold medal win, Skinner issued an apology. “I want to formally apologize to Team USA and to our gymnastic community for my comments during my recent YouTube episodes of the gymnastics Olympic trials,” Skinner wrote at the time. “It was not my intention to offend or disrespect any of the athletes or to take away from their hard work. Your hard work and dedication has paid off and I congratulate each and everyone one of you.”
#simone biles#blacktumblr#black history#black liberation#african history#mykayla skinner#us gymnastics
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rating things owned by nancy elizabeth wheeler
because she’s got a lot of little things. mostly they are very cute and strange little things.
starting off strong we have the prettiest tissue box in the world. 9/10, i think if i were sick it would make me feel better to have such a nice tissue box.

i’m fairly certain this is her diary beside it because her diary looks pink in the upside down version of her bedroom. so this is probably it? 11/10, i want to read it so bad. and very sweet pic with mom—7.5/10.
next up these pinstripe pants !! 10/10 i love them so much. oh and the index finger ring is there obviously, 8/10, such a consistent piece of her character.

a ribbon for being the bestest girl ever in the world. 10/10. also the card of cardinals: 6/10, probably just a christmas card or something rather than a symbol of her love for birds. but i still like it.

mr rabbit gets 11/10 for the name alone. and why does he look dead. i love him. he’s me.


descent from xanadu: QUITE LITERALLY 0/10. at first i was SO excited to cheer her on for reading a sex and drugs book at school but as it turns out? bizarre and gross. seems to go heavy on nonconsensual stuff. i snagged a free pdf and command f’d for whore and bitch. lots of results obviously (one use of c*ck crazy bitch…lovely). it seems men in this book say a lot of sexist stuff that the women pretend to hate but love which i can’t imagine is great for a teenage girl to consume. also just not sexy at all.

literally so bad, and this is not the worst of it.

sooo bad. the author was what 70 (??) writing that his female character got clinically DIAGNOSED with being a slut for every guy she comes in contact with. i know options for sexy literature were probably limited at this time but…please go check out something else. i wanna bonk her on the head with this book (paperback) and hug her. you don’t need to read this to be cool and sexually aware. moving on.
on the other side of that, the blondie calendar gives us a sense of the GOOD media she’s consuming!! a 10/10 no questions asked. we don't really get to see many of her hobbies or interests outside of investigation so this is a much appreciated detail.

of course like all good things in life the blondie calendar does get replaced. its replacement is what i will call Weird Antinaturalist Art Piece #1 seen in her room in s4. i give it a 4/10 because idk what’s going on really.

and here is a very crunchy screencap of Weird Antinaturalist Art Piece #2 from s4 which i will give a 5/10. note the boyfriend typical photography above it, for sure a 10/10.

there is also Weird Antinaturalist Art Piece #3 which gets an 8/10 because i like the composition and the piano player. where did she get this and why. interior decoration is her passion.

the sleeping bag and crochet pillow setup. 7/10. would take a cat nap here.

pluto!! 15/10, the best mickey mouse character i would say. i hope her cousin is taking good care of him.
bulletin board 10/10. i love how obvious it is that she has had this up for forever. probably a nice constant in her life.

and my favorite pic up there is this precious one. look at herrr. 5000/10.

her floral weekender bag. 6/10, i like it, but not as much as i like the speedwalk and the toss into the backseat. she was SO ready for her lab takedown road trip.

trapper keeper is a 9/10 because they probably put anything and everything on trapper keepers back in the day and yet still she chose this lovely understated hot air balloon. elegant.

tom cruise poster is 1000000/10 actually. she is so loyal to that man. actually though not a great pic of him all things considered so maybe i give it a 999999/10. (i love it so much because i know for a fact that jonathan byers works proactively to never acknowledge this poster, because he is more mature than that.) (he is not more mature than that, in fact he is a little pouty about mr cruise.)


KITTY FIGURINE. 10/10. i thought it was just in s4 but i found it on her other nightstand in s1. very very adorable. i imagine it is now one of the first things she sees in the morning (well that and her blue telephone: 8/10) which is bizarre and cute. the mixtape drawer gets a 10/10 for reasons that i don’t think i need to get into.

white fingerless gloves! 10/10. so chic for monster hunting.

black fingerless gloves from s4. hmmm 3/10, they're cool i guess but they don’t feel very nancy and the white ones are so much better. especially because you may get the splatter effect of monster blood on them in a battle scenario, which would be badass.
piggybank (with her name on the side). 2/10 unfortunately i don’t like him. he looks at me like i took out his whole pig village and i just need some quarters. also did she paint this herself? in that case, 3/10 for customization lol.

pastel underwear drawer: 10/10. her committment to the hollistic aesthetic and color palette of her room is impressive here. it was a good idea to use this drawer as a deterrence against her little brother and a money hiding place but clearly he has no manners and is a THIEF.

STRIPED SOCKS. 10/10. i realize it's hard to see because she's moving so fast (slow down he is not going anywhere) but they are indeed stripey even though i would have guessed solid white. and wow what good sleeping socks. stripes are just cozier. hope she got lots of sleep in those.
#long post#bedroom analysis#stranger things#nancywheeleredit#character analysis#nancy wheeler#karen wheeler#mike wheeler#stranger things details#jancy#< target audience#jonathan byers#jonathan x nancy#screencaps#ballet slippers necklace coming in part 2
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Jjk headcanons/fan theories/ random thoughts/random facts
I made this in a few months time so its prob repetitive
Tsumiki went into her year and 7 month long coma when megumi was 13-14 years old meaning tsumiki missed her sweet 16 :( (she’s a year older than him)
Toji was a good dad in the end (both times) bc he was already dead and told Gojo to take Megumi as a F u/later fix the alliance’s of the clans and to make sure that Megumi would be protected, fed, housed, and taught sorcery bc toji damn well couldn’t much less protect his kids from curses anyhow.
Noaya (and the men of the Zenin clan) abused Mai and maki bc they’re women (implied SA) noaya hinted at asking to beats em up like he used to (could be implied bc he called them hot & Mai has the same face) but he was also possibly teasing since Mai just 💀 but there’s no way he could have known that
It’s worse to be a male Zenin with no cursed energy bc then you’d be absolutely powerless, useless, worthless, etc. no other clan woman would want you and your fam would never coughed for you much less protect you bc why do they have to you were born a Zenin and yet…
So we know Kokichi Toji Mai n maki all were hit with HR but it was just a double whammy to also be twins? Yes. HR hit Toji so hard bc he was the first to be without cursed energy but then Nanako and Mimiko, bc they’re fraternal twins that that’s possible they’re able to both have CE?
Kenjaku stayed in Iori for so long that his stitches healed I’m guessing he planned it all (or saw hat happened which is why he chose Jin (bc there’s no way that’s random) and killed Jin and went to Geto when it was time (did Ken know about the KFC break up too??)
maki had no CE but still couldn’t get in tune with her full potential is bc Mai was there this the twin HR is f’d but there’s probably more chance one could 💀 the other to become powerful but in this instance it was about sacrifice and distance love. Different paths yet they were “the same person” so that’s only with identical twins?
sukuna loves to eat and is a cannibal and lactates and has 4 arms, 6 mouths or more, 20 fingers, many eyes, 4 legs, 10 toes, 3 heads, hopefully 9ft tall in his monster form….
stg toji had his divorced dad rock on religiously (nickel back fan don’t even start w me, weezer son nickleback dad)
nobara gonna be used in some way theres no reason to have her status as unknown of not to edge us istg I’ll even take a cursed spirit piloting her to mess with Yuuji more and she’s part of sukuna or some even worse group they gotta fight after the culling game arc
after chapter 253 are maki and yuta dead?? Hopefully Yuta was eaten but on Yutas birthday gege thats foul (I love it) 🫣🤩
It’s past ch253 and we’re waiting for 3/24 for the next chapter but I heard yuta yelled at Hakari to shut up with cursed speech? Or was that earlier
Maki Mai and Megumi and Tsumiki met probably around the time tsumiki went into that coma/megs entered jjk no wonder hes so formal//doesn’t know them well he was under gojos protection for so long
some jsckass said mais first love is unknown or megumi are you dumb shes in love with her sister no sister kissed the other to give them a sword cooly and die she literally just wanted to be with her no matter what to go to the ends of the earth it didn’t matter as long n as maki was with her but maki knew Mai’s potential to be better than her so she tried to make herself better, leaving Mai behind in the process and they still never hated each other even after all the time away.
mai likes to take care of cacti/the clan favored her over maki bc she has at least some CE//weve only seen maki being affected by her family's rejection (jjk0 makis mom said shed wished shed never have given birth to her as she was a failure and same girlie but my mom chose any and everyone to compare me to) but Mai either didn’t see herself special in that way and put the blame on maki or dealt with it in her own way (maki vs the fam excluding Mai and Megumi // whereas Mai’s version US against the world)
if choso is yuujis brother and kamo is one of chosos distant family, that would mean Yuuji, Choso, Yuki, Todo, and Kamo are all "Brothers" I love the thought of them being super cool and scary together with their cute yuki & Yuuji golden retrievers in a Doberman family
the same people who ship yuki and choso also ship utahime and gojo or shoko and gojo yall have NO comprehension skills at ALL or cant believe men n women b close like Yuuji & Nobara/Power & Denji/ Sasha & Connie/ Nami & Usopp, Franky, or Luffy)
Kenny planted the first finger by Geto’s twins to Yuuji’s school. they just had to get the finger to the occult club
Does Kenny have a witch or oracle or even premeditative powers to know the future or did he just plan this out to a T and what is his damn goal
Yuuji and Yuta are from the same home town bc gege said it’d be easier for the story but then todo also went to Yuuji’s middle school
Nobara dyes her hair lighter and I wonder how often she talks to Fumi back at home. And her grandmother if she’s like me w low contact
Megumi was alone with gojo for almost 2 years (no tsumiki) no wonder he’s so to himself he was probably always with tsumiki before, who decided everything for them (in a big sis way) and he respected it
Yutas a pos for forgetting how Rika 💀 then trapping her w him bc of how traumatized he was like bruh you also yelled at her the first time u ever yelled at Rika was over another girl and he doesn’t do much else but manipulate like the Pisces man he is (I kin him/made an oc before I found out about his BITCH ass and he got everything word for word but is a dude I’m losing it)
As an astrologer, I must say Gege’s planning with the character birthdays and everything else I can read from that is incredibly accurate I’ll give examples in the next points
geto’s mission was to go to remote village, he finds curse and exorcizes it, finds the twins the next dy, he kills everyone, he goes back to his pants to get supplies and kills them (prob no his first choice but once again was probably proven right) and runs has been gone for way too long and gojo doesn’t know what th ehhell happened. which is why he was so mad at kfc and geto just had to accept his new role while gojo was still in the past
Toji and Megumi (Kamo, Nobara, Todo) being cancer moons meaning they care about the heart, (todo has other placements making it seem a lil more “shallow” when he just wants a “straight” answer (lmao Megumi)
Yuta being a Leo moon and (outwardly asked) liking the chest
Yuuji being a libra moon liking butts all this makes sense (libra moons are indecisive, will weight out all the possibilities and still want the peaceful side unless there’s such chaos there’s no way for that to happen… then we snap)
Yuuji and Junpei would’ve been perfect friends we already saw but they both just didn’t ask for any of this and chose their own paths, they’re almost parallels of each other
Geto’s birthchart shows a lot more of wanting to get humanity to evolve where gojos looks more like a POWERFUL cog in the machine
Yap: Gege basically made this for women I’m sorry boys but why all the beautiful men & perfectly written women & relationships maybe it’s just a rare case where the mangaka actually knows women (or gege is a woman 🤗) & how all the dudes fit a Yaoi archetype & the women,,, they’re perfect & cute & not sexualized (other than maki in jjk0 & the glasses girl in ep 1 getting groped) but everything else is just hot w/o taking ur clothes off kinda energy & thats INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT w everything else going on
You think something broke in Meimei when she said she wanted to be comforted and Gojo was like bruh I was joking 🙃
Kirara and Uranme’s gender is yes 👍🏼
Geto raising the girls as a 17-18yr old is insane same age as Megumi and gojo so for how long was Geto their dad? Inbetween 10 years but when did the girls realize that that wasn’t their dad anymore? I’m guessing Kenny can remember the vessel he takes overs memory or does something to their brain to replace it w him
I doubt a male mangaka can write good women (mostly bc of the stereotype that they’re shut ins but also from just reading/watching with my own eyes and being a woman myself) and add them in correctly, though the thing is in jjk they’re all just in a world but in Naruto and berserk and stuff she’s the add in into /their/ world where they keep fighting bc they miss each other and she gotta be used and a pillar for them or an excuse like Nobara and shoko weren’t used like that by satsug and itafushi they were their own ppl w their own sh like don’t get me wrong vasca and Sakura also were their own people but they really were given the bottom of the barrel sh bc of the dudes decisions. Shoko and Nobara strictly did what they wanted instead of falter to men
They’re literally all kids it doesn’t matter if some are weaker or useless, imagine a god/demon came here rn like the strongest will survive/fight you have to also apply the “weak characters” to irl bc I bet you they’re still stronger than most of us (miwa, Kamo, idk about momo still but she been w them I can’t doubt her skill just cause they had POWERFUL enemies
Gojo not being able to drink makes sense no drugs to impair his power and eyes (maybe lightweight maybe uncontrollable drunk and no one’s really ready or able to control that)
Gojo isn’t coming back and he wouldn’t bc he half assed the fight and now he’s with his love and everyone has to fend for themselves now
I like to think Gojo had Megumi and tsumiki, Geto had Nanako and Mimiko and nanami had Nobara and Yuuji in this preschool/parent AU (tojis gojos ex baby daddy)
All of them are taller than me other than momo and Nobara. (Im 5’4” so gojos 10 years older and a foot taller 🫣)
In one of Geges book covers it has Gojo in the winter w pink camellias and those flowers mean ily even after death and that flower is also specifically for the birthday feb3 (Geto’s) AGAIN WHY I THINK GEGES A WOMAN RAHHHHH
Maki, Mai, Toji, Kamo, Kokichi were all raised w no love like at all. Yuta had it good til 11, Miwa, yuuji and megumi never fully had it good, todo, Toge (?), Panda, momo, and nobara were just chillin.
HOW DID NOBARA COME UP WITH HER TECHNIQUE THEYRE ALL EMO BITCHES SHE WAS LITERALLY 16 FOR 2 MONTHS BEFORE HER FACE BLAST
SHE WAS SO YOUNG HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH HAMMERING NAILS INTO HERSELF WHAT
Uranme and Kirara go by (they/them)
Gojo and Geto were soulmates no matter the relationship
Utahime, Shoko, Momo, Mai and Nobara all like girls
Gojo knew Geto for the short amount of time but thought of him for 5x longer.
Megumi’s been without his sister for 1.5 years so she went into a coma when he was 13, his 2nd-3rd year of junior high)
Mai and maki didn’t know about Toji and Megumi until that year (2018)
Kenjaku planted the first finger at Yuuji’s school by Nanako and Mimiko (they’re the same age) hence why thanking Satsuki for taking care of his son
The person Rika is gone, her cursed spirit is what remains (an embodiment of her love/the curse yuta placed on her)
Yuta is wrong for using Rika and forgetting about his promise and why she’s even there for 6 YEARS then yelling at her about Maki
Shoko started smoking in high school and stopped about 5 years ago, but started again when she heard Geto was alive again.
Sukuna has 6 mouths, 4 arms, 4 legs, many eyes, and lactates.
Choso, Yuuji, Kamo, Todo, and Yuki are all “brothers” by blood or not idc i love their lil weirdo family.
Toji was a good dad, dealt the worst hand, everything going down so the best way to protect his kids is to give them to people who can kill curses and teach them about sorcery.
Nobara and Yuuji have the same friendship as Power and Denji, Nami and Franky/Luffy/Usopp
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#maki zenin#mai zenin#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro#itadori yuuji#nobara kugisaki#inumaki toge#stsg#satosugu#shoko ieiri#choso kamo#nanami kento#nanamin#yuta okkotsu#higuruma hiromi#todo aoi#kamo noritoshi#utahime iori#headcanon#jjk angst#jjk fluff#tw#satoru gojo
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