#glad u like the blog tho!!! ^^

[askthegoldenbears]

this blog is suuuper cute is the inactivity for motivation reasons or bcs there's no asks

Motivation reasons lol but I’m hoping once I get my laptop back I can swing back into answering. It’s on my list no worries

[cowboy-robooty]

not going to name names bc thats messed up but omfg i was tryna find records of old heta fandom shit to show inu right and i found a hetalia iceberg and I SAW MY 2019 OPP ON THERE. IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE MY EYES BULGED OUT OF MY SKULL BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN JOKING I HATED THIS BITCH SO MUCH WHEN I WAS 14 AND NGL I STILL HATE HER. I DIDNT SAY NOTHING AND KEPT CURTIOUS AND NORMAL OBVIOUSLY BUT ON THE INSIDE I WANTED HER ASS DEAD EVERYDAY AND WELL... you all know im never in the loop with things and had no fucking clue that she was just the antichrist for an entire group of people lol. SHE WAS MY ANTICHRIST THO. I HATED HER AND SHE HATED ME OKAY AND IM LIKE RODF SEEING HOW SHES ON THE FUCKING HETALIA ICEBERG I WAS LIKE OMG.... I THOUGHT ONLY I FUCKING DESPISED HER

[the-moon-files]

You alive?

Yes! 😭😭

I am just VERY slow, bc i moved seveal states over, i got a new job, started a new online class, its been a busy month, so yeah 🥲

Feelin this gif type of way rn, im starting to get a regular life schedule so i can have some time to write

But tysm for checking in!! Its nice to know ppl will check if im dead lol

I am waking up at like 530/6am during the week tho so idk i might be bro lmao

I was actually planning on posting tonight or tomorrow!

So caught me just as it was getting too long to have made a post to show im alive lol

I live, peace out,

🌙

[cryptidvaquero]

oh hey. what the fuck.

[ask-mark-stuff]

hi, ( i'm the one who talked about the 23+ asks, Im so sorry! I didn't mean it in a bad way! I have been a fan for a while, I should have stated that I was exited to see your answers! i know you have a life outside of this and im really really sorry)

Hey kids!

[undeadlordie]

It's nice to meet you!! Lol

[homeboygirl]

Have u memorized the numbers for ur tag system or do u ever look at ur about me post? And if u know the numbers now did u ever have to look at the post before in the past to remember? I just love ur tag system it’s so cool. Love ur blog btw :)

all the numbers are memorized! i associate the number to a certain type of post that fit the vibe of that number, which i know makes no sense to anyone but me. there is a method to the madness but i domt think i can explain it beyond "idk 5 just seems like a clown number to me" 😭 the only time i ever had to reference the navigation post was when i forgot what 08 was because i hardly ever use that one lmao

[gu6chan]

Sometimes I think about my very short-lived experience watching Happy Sugar Life and how the only real potent "message" i got from it was through the fanbase with the realisation "wow okay so we are NOT past the 'women can't be paedophiles' narrative huh" because i remember so gleefully checking the comments only to be hit with shit like "they didn't have sex so i don't think it's paedophilia" or "given her past i don't think she INTENDED paedophilia" or the time i saw an rp blog for the mc like "I interpret it as platonic :)))" like mc wasn't dressing an 8 year old up in a wedding dress, grooming her, doing vows, kissing her on the mouth and making plans for how they'd elope and marry each other

Like okay, you're entitled to your interpretations ofc but at what point does it stop being an interpretation and start turning into cope because this is NOT the topic you want to do that with!!!!!!

[embraceyourdestiny]

Bro. I’m such a boy. Strong gender realizations and feelings right now I’m a fucking guy I cut my hair and I’m like holy shit that’s ME gender affirmation on 9000 RN

[stellarspecter]

hey I recently followed you after I watched npmd as my foray into its fandom and One NPMD Blog To Follow (your fic 10/10 btw, greatly enjoyed it) and was delighted by the aro/ace posts you also reblog ^_^ doesn’t need to be npmd, but do you have any favorite aro or ace headcanons?

omg thank you anon! one thing about me is i will be sooooo aro on main

i was big into jatp for the last few years, so one of my fave aro hcs is reggie peters! that boy is aro bi and you Cannot tell me otherwise. headcanon acquired from this iconic post by amanda @secretly-of-course and like i mean it's just correct. i even made a gifset and a fic about it (the fic does also end up aro-fying the rest of the polycule lmao). other aro jatp hcs include aro carrie, aro luke, and obviously the band as a qpr bc that's basically canon. i do also believe in aro bobby because i loveeee to project onto that boy lmao. you may be noticing some patterns in my headcanons and it is that i am extremely biased towards zapping characters with my arofication beam. well guess what i also transgenderize them

(if i had a nickel for every time i made an ao3 series about a polycule consisting of musically-inclined main characters, then wrote subsquent fics transing their genders and aromanticizing their orientations/queerplatonic-ing their relationships, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. if you're into be more chill you can check out my meremine series i wrote in high school lol)

other than jatp i haven't really been super active in fandom recently? i did find a very good aro bi steve harrington series on ao3, which i definitely recommend checking out if ur into that sort of thing

honestly my hcs change depending on the day and mood. i haven't spent too much time thinking about npmd hcs but i mean. any character i like ends up getting arospec'd it's only a matter of time

[casinoquartet]

(AO3 IS UP. mostly. REJOICE) it'll be fairly obvious when you see it i believe but since you asked, its called 'mixed media: flesh, electricity, bone'. lower your expectations before entering the fic though skjhdfgk

thank you for your enthusiasm :] i hope you like it!

HI!!! just finished the fic and. 1) AHHHHHHH I LOVE EXPERIMENTAL FORMATS and 2) do not doubt ur writing anon . have fate in urself and let people form an opinion on ur writing b4 u cast urself doubt and beat urself up .

sappiness aside (and ao3 is down rn) man. i really like the flowing narrative between all sorts of different universes and the connecting themes of intimacy behind closed doors . it's like, a love letter to swagdoons in a way. a love letter and homage to swagdoons (the actual canon content--since it's a literal example of "there are so many universes where swagdoons find each other--isn't that wonderful?) and the fandom itself (with all of the different fics referenced by a bunch of different authors.....yes i did send this fic to the people i personally knew who i know whos fics were referenced) (also anime reveal: i'm the author of take your time we've got all night! man swagdoons cuddling in the shack and the coffee being referenced got to me <3 i love those details)

but yeah this fic is really really nice. i love how you managed to keep the energy of the webweave (in a way) but also tie in the fancontent (something which i didn't tie into the webweave since it was Pretty much only focused on canon content) but this was a wonderful thing to read <3 hope ur having a good day and kudos on the fic!!!!!

[tgcg]

hey guys. this is smth i have been thinking abt doing for a while but tonight i decided 4reel. i'm gonna put the blog on a kinda indefinite hiatus.

things have rlly changed for me & my life, & i need other things to change as well. i dont wanna divulge like... all my shit ere. but i just wanna say thanx to everyone who ever left a reply, kind message, fun ask, even just a like.

the kind of reception this blog got was totally beyond anything i coulda expected. i am still rly floored by it, u guys kindness & generosity. i'm rlly glad i could entertain you all and do right by these 2 guys.

i had so much fun here. making scripts & drawing them out. it's smth i have truly never experienced before & doubt i ever will anywhere else except this here blog. that was truly down to you guys & your enthusiasm and it'll never leave me. like, shit, getting dubs of my comix? fucking insane.

dk has been rly important to me for a rly long time. i became a fan of it over a decade ago. ive talked on da blog before about why i like em so much... so i'll just say here that i also don't rlly think these guys will ever leave me either. i think they were kinda a permanent mark on my development as a person. u can put me so so far away from hs & i'd still express that fondness for em deep down. they're a rlly great duo & i can't say at all that this decision is due to a lack of interest. love u dk <3.

for now i'm just gonna leave the blog as is, but in the future it may become p-word protected, who know... i'm not a fan of creating lost media since archiving obscure shit is a hobby of mine, so... we will "C"...

i'll still be hovering around over at @cgtg. i rlly like doing pwyw requests over there so i can flex my mspaint muscles and give u guys fun stuff. currently those are closed, but yea if ur interested you can drop a follow there & i'll say when they're open. no pressure to run over there tho. i understand that plenty were here for the dk's and i get that.

i might not be leaving this blog alone for good, & i think that's worth stating. who knows what will happen in da future? we're here right now & i'm very glad to have been here *until* now.

pls always have fun, do what you want forever, be kind, & take care. remember above all that youtube is where the poop is.

thanks for hanging out with me. love u all.

-randy tgcg 🙂

[choccy-milky]

LMAOO thank you for your efforts and also for putting this cursed image in my head....between being a beater AND making the trek up to the ravenclaw tower constantly/every morning to pick up clora, seb never skips a workout💪

@myfangirlinessononeblog BAHAHA DONT WORRY ABOUT IT GIRL!! ill admit tho when i got the preview for your ask which just showed me "id like to apologize for my previous ask" i was like oh god...what did she send me that warrants an apology???😰 but this was so funny to me LOOL esp bc i thought everyone already knew that "spoiler" of sebs "death" by now, so its always fun to see when someone hasnt been on my blog for long/reads my fic first and then gets to it HAHA. also i love the manic energy of not being able to wait between chaps and NEEDING to vent to me LOOL relatable... weve all been there girly🤝🤝 (and im glad u liked seb beating himself up over being dead for TOO long BAHAH that really is so him...😭bro needs to relax) BUT THANK YOU ALSO!! IM GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT!!💖💖💖

@nerdycollectionstrawdewfan i want to do this so bad!! i just still havent got around to getting to that quest yet bc ive still barely started my second HL playthru bahha, and i want to experience the quest myself rather than watch it on youtube, BUT TRUST ME ITS DEFS SOMETHING IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT/WANTING TO DO!! and THANK YOUU💖💖

@jax-the-kneecapper BAHAH AWW TYY RIGHT BACK AT YOU🫂💖💖😭 and i mean if its to keep someone alive i guess i have no choice but to continue🫡👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️thank u for the excuse🥰

BAHA I DO!! idk if you saw my last ask but i have a pregnancy oneshot in the works!! but unlike what i say there, it probs wont be finished by this month at the rate im going😭 BUT IT IS COMING!! and after that i have a really reallllyyy short oneshot (probs like 5k words. short for ME, that is) thats kinda dark/about yandere seb. but also dont worry about pressuring me cuz IM GLAD YOU WANT MORE OF THEM, IT JUST MOTIVATES ME!! SO THANK YOU💖💖💖🥹

and speaking of motivation!! THANK YOUU im glad you liked it and that you not only got attached to my ver of seb but even to clora as well!!😭ill defs keep writing for them as long as the ideas are still there, thank YOU for reading and for the lovely message!!💖💖💖

decided to end this off with the most UNHINGED ask i have EVER RECIEVED LMAOOOOOO GIRLLLLLLLL???? ok a lot to unpack here first of all im OBSESSEDDDD with the fact that after seeing that sight, ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF WAS SEB AND CLORA??? LMFAOO AND SEBS REACTION TO IT😭😭😭IM FUCKING CRYINN GGGG LIKE SERIOUSLY....and second clora will ALWAYS be sebs fav cave no matter what (how dare you make me read that with my own eyes) and also THE VAGINA IS A MUSCLE!! IT CAN LOOSEN AND BECOME TIGHT AGAIN!! ✨THE MORE YOU KNOW!! ✨ but also no seb will NOT be traumatized bc he will NOT be seeing that LMAO😇 in the pregnancy oneshot im writing he doesnt look down there😇 he already almost passes out from seeing clora in pain, so i think looking down there and seeing whats happening would actually knock him out/put him in a coma LMFAOOO (also congrats to your sister🥰🥰i hope her cave isnt too wrecked🥰(ok im sorry 💀💀but also YOU started this🫵)

[baocean]

#undercover

chapter eighteen - newww yawwwkk…again?

masterlist | next chapter

her phone

his phone

12,394 likes

yourusername: ohhhhh how i’ve missed you

user: two pretty best friends

sarahcam: i love the first sign of life we get is a insta post

↳ yourusername: very on brand for me

kamariabrookson: i needed this

↳ yourusername: bitch i’ll drink to that

user: oh my god how are yall so pretty

johnbroutledge: yn….

↳ yourusername: i don’t know you leave me alone stranger

popeheyward: glad to see this sign of life!

cleocooks: i miss you i hope you’re having fun

↳ yourusername: i miss you too

kiaracarrera: the prettiest girls i know

↳ yourusername: we love you

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obsessedwithyn: I love you

user: IS THAT YN AND JJ

user: GIRL HOW DID U GET THIS PHOTO

↳ obsessedwithyn: Path of honesty I’m not a girl

user: holy shit i’m losing my fucking mind right now

sarahcam: I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT YOU CANT GET ANYTHING PAST ME

↳ obsessedwithyn: Lol I got u tho didn’t I

↳ sarahcam: not for a single second

↳ sarahcam: WAIT does this mean…

authors note - sorry lol 😼 you’re not getting it that easy

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[sunsburns]

tweets with pjo characters (vi.)

content summary: implied luke x reader, peracbeth, persassy, luke getting canceled, thalia and percy beef, reader simping for percy's dad lmaoooooo

note: i saw this blog take one of my tweets and post it without credits and they got more likes 😔 imma have to start adding watermarks 😭😭 glad u think i’m funny tho 🙏🏽

series masterlist

taglist: @mischiefmoons / @notplutos / @balletfilmss / @whiteoakoak / @pietrothemovie (lmk if you wanna be added <;3)

[boofeine]

boo ,,,, could you do mtl libido for each unit? hope ur well! i’m glad i found ur blog again, i was sad when i couldn’t search u up initially

heeyyy gorgeous!!! im soooo sorry for taking so long on this!! thank u sm for finding me 🥹💓

since u said for each unit im going to separate it for each one... hope that's what u wishing for !

MTL libido on seventeen members

MTL vcu members...

jeonghan —he's not resting... he LOVES to tease you as much as he can. penetrative sex is just a plus really, you will cum many times before it and before him.

seokmin —quite similar to jeonghan, he likes the foreplay, so he will take his time on it. his cock will be rock hard and red, aching to cum but he will still wait as much as he can to pleasure you.

jihoon —this man will have your jaw aching to make him cum on a blowjob. he takes so long that you even get competitive with yourself, and there's a big chance you're coming before him.

seungkwan —avarage stamina, normally goes for two rounds at max. gets hiper sensitive and can't stand the overstimulation. just a pouty whiny guy really.

joshua —goes for one sweet round and that's enough for him. the sex is very passionate and sweaty tho, so it's one worthy round.

MTL pu members...

soonyoung —he's CRAZY and wbk. he can go for hours and hours, you'll be the one begging to stop. wants to try the whole kamasutra.

chan —goes for hours and hours, and he's not even sweaty or exhausted. it's fucking crazy. normally, likes to cum first with you grinding on him to set up for the next roundS.

minghao —another freaky ass, that nonchalant attitude doesn't hide it for me. he's teasing and similar to jeonghan, will go for hours just to see you suffer while he stands there cockhard.

junhui —pretty good too, has a great dick and will have enough stamina to let you use it how you want it and how many times you do.

(this one was pretty difficult, i think they're all freakies)

MTL hhu members...

seungcheol —can go for multiple rounds even tho that's not his usual choice, he has those nights, and you love it when he's in the mood to ruin you with many rounds.

mingyu —pussydrunk face, he's restless on fucking you with his tongue, will cum on his pants while eating you out and will get hard again on workship just to fuck you.

vernon —good libido, likes to have you in multiple positions before cumming (his favorite is you on top). usually one round but gets too horny when you are, so go for more.

wonwoo —average, similar to joshua, likes one passionate round and that's enough to satisfy him. an obsessive dom tho, if he's subbing, maybe will go another round just to be on top.