#gordon's date

[everwalldigan]

Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.

Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married

Dick: NO.

Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*

Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-

Jason: *starts shooting*

Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:

Babs: don’t even fucking think about it

Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*

Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman

[dcxdpdabbles]

Please i wanna know who danny ends up dating in the menace au lollss,

Danny smiles at the boy across from him, who gives him a flirtatious grin back. It's their first date, but things are looking promising. They met when they were younger, back when Danny had first come to live with Bruce and the boy had spent the summer with his father.

It wasn't love at first sight, but it was a mutual respect and understanding.

He hopes it can bloom into something more if given enough time. He knows the other doesn't really understand love, not the way Danny feels it, but he can see that at some level, Danny's attention and companionship bring peace to him.

Perhaps it was related to Phantom. Frostbite did mention his presence had the tendency to influence others. Not force them to feel what he does, but his Core was one of protection and care, so a bit of it leaked into the air, causing people to feel more empathy.

Or maybe James Gordon Jr just liked him more than others. Who knows.

"I'm having a great time," He admits.

James's grin sharpens, his eyes crinkling with satisfaction. It was the same look he had when he caught Danny setting his classmates' dolls on fire that one time he joined Commissioner Gordon on a visit to Wayne Manor. "I am, too."

The words bloom in his chest, making him feel shockingly giggly, and were they not in public, he might have kicked his feet under the table. But Danny Fenotn-Wayne had an image to uphold. He settles for twirling the fork in his spaghetti, hiding his soft smile behind a bite.

He ignores Dick, who is hiding out in the bushes behind James. His baby brother was distraught that Danny had chosen to go on a date.

Bruce was able to calm him down by allowing him to use his Robin training to trail the couple in his civilian clothes. Danny had half a mind to think he was purposely allowing James to notice him, if only to send his date a threat.

Really, if it wasn't so cute that ten-year-old was trying to protect him, Danny would have been embarrassed.

[turnipoddity]

well… i did it

[riggedtrap]

“character doesn’t know they’re dating” chainshipping where lawrence has been taking adam out to expensive restaurants and paying for his meals and looking at him expectantly all night while adam is like Wow what a fucking show off

[morganbritton132]

Nightwing hiding out in Commissioner Gordon’s office because Batman will not check there. When Gordon points out that vigilanteism is a crime and he’s technically a criminal, and that he needs to go sulk somewhere else, Dick is like, “C’mon, we’re practically family.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Nothing,” Nightwing says, dropping his voice an octave lower. “I don’t even know if you have kids…what’s that? Batman, uh. In my ear. Talking. Gotta go.”

*summersaults out an open window*

[loveafterlife]

my take on a photo card of asmo 💋

[codename-adler]

17.

Almost there my boys!!!! They grow up so fast… 🥹 Thank god for Nicky 🌈

i’m too impatient & posting this rn even tho tumblr is dead today

-> aftg socmed au masterpost

[rafwci]

🥺

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Ted Lasso 1x7 | Running Point 1x5

[voomity]

“Oh shit an employee”

“We’re totally getting kicked out.”

“Nah nah nah i got this”

“What do y-“

[cary-elwes]

[digitalcarcrash]

"i don't like chainshipping the age gap is problematic" im going to explode you with my mind

[gothamite-rambler]

Kory: We should get married in a year.

Dick: Yeah... What?

Kory: I've had my share of adventures and experiences in my single life and in our poly dynamic. After exploring that side of myself, especially during my time with the Outlaws, I've come to realize that what I truly want is a deeper connection with you. I love you, Richard.

Dick sniffled, his eyes misty as he smiled. He looked away, looking at the ceiling.

Dick (talking to his parents): Mom, Dad if you don't want this for some reason, send a sign.

After a minute of silence and nothing bad happening in the room, Dick sighed with relief. Kory laughed softly, waiting for her boyfriend's response.

Dick (playing it cool): I guess I've reached that age to get married and you've been someone I could see myself growing old with. Yeah, in a year I will propose to you.

Kory (eager): Perfect! Oh, and you'll be getting married to a woman that's not a five stage clinger who is no good. Like Talia.

Dick: You remembered I said that. That makes me want you more.

Dick and Kory shared a kiss while Hayley napped next to the couch.

[welcometogrouchland]

Been gone for a hot second helping out over at the DCtwt gatcha for gaza event (first three pieces! Extremely proud of that aquaman) so haven't had much time to do art outside that but here's some crumbs!

[headcanonsetcc]

Batfam Dating Tropes

I've been thinking about this a bit, and I think I finally found the perfectly imperfect dating tropes for each Batfam member. Or at least most. With a little description of what each would be like while dating 💕 (just headcanons)

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🖤 Bruce Wayne – “Touch-starved Billionaire Dad”:

-Grumpy x Sunshine (he’s the grump)

-“I don’t do relationships” until YOU

-Secret softie

-“You fell first, I fell harder”

He takes forever to admit he loves you, but once he does, you’re stuck with a terrifying, overly protective man who will disappear for three days then return with your favorite food and a bruise he won’t explain. Somehow romantic? He'll try to keep you out of the whole Batman thing but you find out anyway. Mostly because he was tired and slept in his suit once. Right next to you. Mans just wanted cuddles.

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💙Dick Grayson – “Golden Retriever Boyfriend”:

-Friends to Lovers

-Gets stupid serious when you're sad

-"Loves everyone but is dangerously obsessed with you"

-Cuddles as a love language™

He’s the guy who lifts you onto the kitchen counter to kiss you mid-argument. He knows every one of your facial expressions. Dick will flirt shamelessly, but don’t be fooled—he’s already picturing what your kids might look like. Will always match your mood and do it even better.

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❤️Jason Todd – “Soft for One Person Only”:

-Enemies to Lovers (with weapons involved)

-“He fell first AND denies it the whole time”

-Trauma bonding turned real bonding

-"Don't touch me—unless it's you"

Jason will glare at everyone else and then melt the second you poke his cheek. He kisses angrily, argues like a husband, and once gave you a knife for Valentine’s Day “because it’s safer that way.” He pretends like he doesn't pay attention to you but if he hears a sniffle, even if it's just allergies, he will check up on you immediately.

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🩵Tim Drake – “Sleep-Deprived Boy Genius”:

-Accidental Confessions

-Obsessed but doesn’t realize it

-"Acts normal then kisses you like he’s starved"

-Nervous but confident in his love

Tim is the one who runs off mid-convo because he had a thought, only to show up two hours later at your door in a hoodie with coffee and your favorite snack like, “Sorry, I got you this.” Boyfriend with hacker energy. He will fall asleep on you and secretly loves it when you make noises while kissing.

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💚 Damian Wayne – “Knife Cat Boyfriend”:

-"I am not in love. You’re simply… tolerable"

-Tsundere deluxe

-Loyalty so strong it’s scary

-“Don’t touch me” followed by cuddling you to sleep

Damian won’t hold your hand, but if someone breathes wrong near you, he’s ready to sword duel them in an alley. He’ll scowl during dates but hold your sketchbook like it’s the Ark of the Covenant. He's secretly soft and likes to spoil you, even researches things to be a good 'husband'. Breaking up is never a thought on his mind. Ever.

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💛Duke Thomas – “Underrated Sweetheart”:

-Mutual pining but both are bad at flirting

-Movie-night cuddles and popcorn fights

-Laughing during kisses like teenagers

-The “how did I land you” boyfriend

Duke is sunshine and sass rolled into one beautiful man. He’ll text you memes all day and then show up with pizza and that dorky smile. He’s also the type to dance with you in the kitchen at midnight just because.

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🩶 Cassandra Cain – “Actions Over Words”:

-Silent protector

-“I’ll kill for you” energy but in the softest way

-Watches you sleep and not in a creepy way

-Touches you like you’re fragile glass

Cass doesn’t say “I love you” a lot—but when she does, she means it. She shows love by patching your wounds, holding your pinky, and slipping you a note that says, “Stay safe. I need you.” Knows everything about you and always watches for your reactions.

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💜 Stephanie Brown – “Loudmouth With a Heart of Gold”:

-Chaotic dumbass x exhausted genius (she’s the dumbass, lovingly)

-Jealous in a hilarious way

-Roasts you lovingly in public, kisses you softly in private

-Will prank you, then cry if you’re actually mad

Steph brings you homemade cookies and hand-written coupons for “1 free make-out session.” She flirts like a stand-up comedian and loves like it’s her last day on earth.

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🤎 Barbara Gordon – “Sarcastic Tech Babe”:

-Sassy x Softcore Mutual Respect™

-Teaches you how to hack “as a date”

-You fall first, she knows it, and uses it to fluster you

-Boss gf

Babs is the type to roll her eyes when you flirt, then flirt back five times worse. She acts unbothered, but if you’re hurt, she will dox someone (or maybe everyone). She's your hacker girlfriend, and she makes you feel like the smartest, luckiest idiot alive.

[queerdisabledmess]

Do you ever just wanna take dc in it’s post new 52 era and just *set it on fire*