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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#70k#80k
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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
#I was like 'damn AI got really good'#samfro#samwise gamgee#frodo baggins#scenes we should have gotten in two towers
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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!
#this trend sparked so much joy in my soul#i saw many fun cute and silly mikus#i love drawing habesha clothes but a lot of them require small detailed embroidery that makes me go insane#this is why ppl use pattern brushes cuz damn i had to simplify everything basically#also im bad at writing amharic and tigrinya oops!!#this was fun it got me outta a slump i was in all damn week#interestingly... their faces look a lot like my siblings and i? i didnt mean to do that at all tho... huh#my art#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#kagamine len#vocaloid
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I haven't watched the episode, didn't even know there were new episodes releasing these days, then a celebratory clip appears on my feed and this was literally my reaction
#miraculous ladybug#Ml#ml spoilers#miraculous spoilers#Spoiler#Spoilers#julerose#juleka couffaine#rose lavillant#I mean it when I say literally#This meme format manifested in my head that instant#I am overjoyed and extremely surprised at the same time#Damn#I'm glad I got to ignore the clip so i don't get the context spoiled#Despite the kiss screen being unavoidable instead#mlb#mlb spoilers#i'm shook#Meme#My meme#My memes
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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor








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Poorly drawn Shinx line
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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT
#this is me being silly but#man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads#at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man#jort post
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I Can’t Help But Wonder
Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.
Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”
And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”
And then they fucking embrace.
#don’t mind me I’m just over here sobbing#something something Odysseus being an attentive loving father drenched in blood#the way he literally responds to everything#he says ‘you are MY SON I’ve never stopped embracing you’#‘I may be deranged and unhinged after years of torment but I’ll be damned before I let you think you’ve ever been unloved by me’#the instrumentals reflect it too#Tele’s piano is hesitant and very faint during his part overwhelmed by Ody’s guitar#the moment ody starts singing the piano blends immediately#Ody’s got open arms for his son#epic the musical#epic#odysseus#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#epic the Ithaca saga#the ithaca saga#ithaca saga
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I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune memes#this is player propaganda#kris#deltarune player#i am tired of the dynamic being reduced to#ur possessing them and that's bad#mf i got lured in#and now if i ever quit then the world ends#and there are multiple times when the soul saves the fun gang now#and multiple times where the soul and kris can work together#we're both doing our damn best even if we do not understand one another's motives#but damn yall#every character in this game gets treated with heavy nuance by the fandom except the literal actual people playing it#“the only winning move is not to play” found dead in a ditch when I point at chapter 1's game over#found dead in a ditch when i point out the entire last act of ch 4
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Jayvik wips of the week ft. a frightful amount of writing (for me)
#jayvik#jayce x viktor#arcane#cw: suggestive#galaxy draws#i truly got hit with THE most potent yaoi cocaine this week#damn
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SECRET OF THE MIMIC SPOILERS

His sotm design is TAKING ME OUT STOOP
#hashtag NOT MY MAN#“if you cant love me at my sotm you cant love me at my sb” ass#imagine going through “baby” photos with moon#and he pulls up this shit#like DAMN BOY YOU UGLY#(affectionate)#still love him#he got untumblrised 💔#dca#fnaf#secret of the mimic#sotm#sotm spoilers#moon fnaf#moondrop#sotm moon
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Redraw of THAT scene.
My favorite moment in the game for many reasons.
Im always so proud of him for it.
#astarion#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#baldurs gate 3#bg3 art#Guys I got to met Neil yesterday and gave him this art#the meeting was RUSHED af but he said a big 'WOOW' seeing it#was one of the best moments ever im so glad damn I love this man#myart#spawn astarion
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oh, whatever. here, have my fav gf fanart i’ve done
this was made back in october, but i still very much like it so imma put this here as well.
#gf#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#MY ART WOO#sorry for the annoyingly placed watermark folks#can’t risk having my artwork stolen MORE#this damn piece over here took me 3 hours; which is a LARGE amount of time for me#i originally uploaded this to pinterest; but i guess the site’s art-stealing reputation wasn’t wrong cuz it got stolen.#TO TUMBLR. that’s like— the opposite of how it usually goes!#insane. wildin even#so i’ll upload this here to finally fulfill its destiny of being on tumblr
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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Antinous: When the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know!
Poseidon, still recovering from his encounter with Ody: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#hold them down#poseidon will be spending the next ~30 years#minding HIS OWN DAMN BUSINESS#mortals who? not his problem#he’s got a whole domain to run#avoiding odysseus? him?#no. no. that’s just. a coincidence
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Alfred honestly can’t say shit about Bruce bringing in strays, because what if the Waynes got him the same way?
I genuinely can’t recall HOW Alfred, British special forces extraordinaire, ended up working for Gotham’s (scary) sweethearts.
In my mind, he came to them bleeding.
There’s a tang of bitterness pooling in his gut. Soldiers don’t have friends. They have guns. And he’s all out.
Just when Alfred thought all is in peril, a tiny little hand gently covers a nasty bullet hole on his abdomen.
The first thing Alfred thinks about is: ‘Jesus, this kid has scary eyes.’
“Hi, Alfred.”
“…How do you—“
“Bruce! Jesus FUCKING Christ, I swear, I’m not paying for your ransom next time you run o—…What the fuck is that?”
If there’s one thing about Thomas that Alfred will never forget is his voice; The bass , so chasmic and powerful it could shake the whole world, and the burning care in his eyes despite his vulgarity.
Bruce, — who’s the tiniest bundle of a boy Alfred witnessed, is yanked up by his father’s strong hands, squeezed to his chest carefully. “Hurt,” he says. There’s a tiny, red handprint on Thomas’ shirt.
“Yeah, I didn’t notice,” Thomas mumbling, looking around.
Maybe local gangs? The bullet point is too precise, too calculated. “Who the hell are you?”
Alfred, with his raspy breath, says, “I’m the terribly rude bloke dying on your doorstep, I’m afraid. Alfred Pennyworth. At your service.”
For a guy who’s about to bleed his last, he sounds awfully sarcastic.
“Yeah, wise guy, no one’s dying on my kid’s birthday. Bruce, tell Dotty to prep up the basement. And tell your mama to get my Budlight out of the cooler. Jesus Christ.”
Alfred ends up hoisted on this man’s back. Thomas asks if he has anyone he wants to call? Anyone that’ll come pick him up? Anyone to bury him, if it comes to it.
Alfred whispers he does not.
Thomas sighs. “Well. Kid‘a been asking for a playmate.”
#Thomas isn’t that serious but Alfred KEEPS COMING BACK#he got attached to the strange round eyed ghost pale child#Martha came back from her trip to Russia and saw her husband performing surgery on a guy with no anesthesia#cigarette in his mouth - because this ain’t a hospital. and it ain’t even lit.— and Bruce hands him the tools and she sighs. god damn it.#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#thomas wayne#dc comics#dc#batman#baby bruce wayne#the waynes#text#text post
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