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Ok I simply can't stop obsessing with Miller and there aren't enough fanfictions out there, it's so sad and this man definitely deserves more love 🥺
I feel so tempted to try and write at least a small oneshot 🤔 I barely watched 6 episodes but that won't stop me 😏
#the expanse#josephus miller#joe miller#the expanse joe miller#grumpy detective#joe miller x reader#josephus miller x reader#this man needs some love#the expanse tv show#scifi
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Listen, I absolutely love this  douche bag character. He’s a jerk in the most brutally honest and hilarious way and his sarcasm is top tier. He just makes me laugh.
“Oh great, rangers 😒”
“What a brilliant suggestion ranger, so greatful for your collaboration. 🙄”
“Let’s go have some fun 😎”
#grumpy detective#detective mcgregor#911 fox#911 s5#carlos reyes#ranger campbell#ranger reyes#ranger soup#911 lone star
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I delivered
#dead boy detectives#dbda#good omens#payneland#innefable husbands#I mean I guess#charles: do I smell of hell too?#crowley: you don't wanna know what you smell like#charles: WHAT#aziraphale is grumpy because he found a worthy opponent#and now he must sell some books#enjoy the weird way i draw crowley's hair
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I had to do it to 'em
#Edwin is grumpy sunshine Charles is his sweet and bubbly protector. You cannot change by mind thank you for coming to my TEDtalk#save dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbda memes#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#painland#paineland#we really need to pick a spelling lmfaoooo#dbda
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i love gay marriage
#married fuckers#palasaki#payneland#more parallels#i love themmmmm#grumpy x sunshine#charles rowland#edwin payne#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#niko sasaki#crystiko#chedwin#paynland#cryko#isn’t that one of the ship names people proposed for them#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dbda#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#pp42??#emmy if you see this i’m in so much trouble#described
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"Kid?"
"Kid is not here. He's in Cape Town."
"Are you gonna come out of Cape Town?"
"...Nope."
#dcmk#dcmk fanart#detective conan#kaito kid#edogawa conan#kidcon#cokid#cape town#he can sulk in cape town all day#and his grumpy detective will stay with him#he's not happy so conan drew him a smiley face#he deserves all the hug in the world
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various broadchurch-rewatch insanities
#id in alt text#my art#broadchurch#broadchurch fanart#alec hardy#ellie miller#yay! the losers#shoutout to grumpy detective + slightly less grumpy detective gotta be one of my favorite qprs
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Mother
#Jenny green#your local grumpy-lesbian-butcher-unrequited-mother-of-two-weird-teenage-girls#and their ghost friends#jenny the butcher#or my woman if you prefer#dead boy detectives#jenny dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives fanart#niko sasaki#crystal palace#edwin payne#charles rowland#fanart#letraspal#illustration
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got attached to my brush trial comic redraw so
og under the cut
from Dead Boy Detectives (2023) - Pornsak Pichetshote
#dead boy detectives#my art#charles rowland#edwin paine#edwin payne#dbda#i used 0 references for the boys so they are dubious likenesses#idk why charles looks so grumpy
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I just started watching the Expanse and oh.my.god Miller 😍😍😍
He is just gorgeous 😍
New obsession unlocked 😅❤️
#the expanse#joe miller#gorgeous#too handsome#i have a type#grumpy detective#josephus miller#new obsession
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Edwin and Charles sheet ghost embroidery patterns
@deadboyween day 11- Halloween
If anyone wants to have a go at these patterns, you can download the PDFs here 💜
#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#deadboyween#painted embroidery#embroidery patterns#watercolour embroidery#they're a little rushed because i decided to start designing and making these on Monday 😭#and let's pretend that charles is pretending to be a scary ghost#because his left eye went a bit wrong#and then i had to mirror it in the right eye#and now he looks grumpy#his eyes are the same as edwin's on the pattern i've just not done satin stitch in a while and i'm out of practice#btw if anyone does download the pdf patterns and have a go at sewing them#please send me pictures!!!
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Edwin doesn't enjoy being shoved into the backpack, go figure
This was a commission for @orpheusetude the idea was so cute and I had to draw it immediately!
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin x charles#edwin acting like a grumpy cat is wonderful#i imagine charles shoved him there without thinking and now he must deal with the consequences#it reminded me of that one comic i made long ago in which edwin pushed charles inside the backpack in a panic#thanks for this! it was super fun to draw
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Neve's small boobs are so important to me
#send tweet#she is NOT the femme fatale#she is the grumpy sleepy detective!!#og#neve gallus#dragon age#datv#da:tv
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this ship dynamic makes me go absolutely feral btw
#image description in alt#grumpy x sunshine#niko and charles are both ‘please excuse my wife for forgetting to be nice to you’ bitches#palasaki#payneland#paineland#painland#paynland#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#dbd4ratch#yeet my deebd#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#edwin payne#edwin paine#chedwin#dbda#dead boy detective agency#tragic mick#tmogar#hbdnell#described
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I was going through the „list of stock characters”- as in, looking for character archetypes on Wikipedia and found this


What the fuck???????????????????
I mean… I don’t think they are wrong but…. That was so unexpected????
Some other archetypes and their examples are
-redshirts- trekkies know where this came from
-silver fox/vixen- “older character, typically in their 50s, grayish hair (yadda yadda)- who is depicted as attractive, glamorous and charming”- example? RUPERT FREAKING GILES!!!!!! (Totally agree with that one)
-Hotshot- James T. Kirk
-homlesian detective- Thorndyke, Poirot, Columbo, Shinichi Kudo and Benoit Blanc
-Blind Warrior- Chirrut Imwe and Kanan Jarrus- I love both of those guys;
-Christ figure- Aslan, Gandalf, the Doctor, Spock
-Dandy- “a good looking, well-off, floppish young man more interested in leisure than bussiness and politics…”- Dorian Gray, and my Sir Percival Blakeney (I loved that one because I didn’t expect to see him)
#wikipedia#lazytown#tumblr sexyman#robbie rotten#star trek#spock#james t kirk#redshirts#lotr#gandalf#narnia#aslan#the scarlet pimpernel#sir percy blakeney#buffy the vampire slayer#rupert giles#star wars#kanan jarrus#may I suggest Dante vale as a christ-like figure?#huntik#coming back from the dead#i was just doing some research for a story#internet is weird#lazytown is haunting me#fandoms#detectives#doctor who#I was actually expecting to find Optimus Prime somewhere on that list but didnt see him in the end#there should be a cathegory labeled- grumpy medic#for ratchet and Bones
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whenever people talk about who John Constantine would take in as an apprentice and they bring up characters like Jason Todd or Xanthe Zhou because they've been re-animated from the dead or whatever I think these are foolish options. As an anti-legacy character, Johnstantine is supposed to lose his friends and loved ones so these non-committal nerds are out of the question. But you know who actually commits to the bit? Of being dead? And would be a perfect Johnstantine companion???
yeah that's right. He's so good at being dead that he was dead before he was even born. Which is to say he was never born. Goldie's not even an apprentice he just hangs out and haunts the guy. This is the only correct answer.
#ramblings#noah ikumelo is the other correct answer but not as an apprentice but a travel companion- his origin is smartly in tune with hellblazer#a lot can be said to how fandom (and even dc comics) reduces a complex character into comfortable stereotypical tropes#that's how we get “grumpy magic user detective needs a sassy kid to take care of” instead of “constantine purposefully avoids kids-#-because he doesn't want them to get sucked into his antics. and whenever he tries to let a kid in his life he regrets it" og hellblazer#but why would I say all that when I could direct you to goldie wiggling into the rocks again?#jesncin dc meta#lmao
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