#guhh...whatever

[charpim]

[queeniehostapasta]

P…Piccolo side eye…(GHADD PLEASEE)

YEEEOWCHHH‼️‼️‼️it’s ok guys, they're no longer hating, they’re chill now

[gay--dog]

ive seen the button on the left around a lot on furry websites & i decided to make my own version,, mostly just did it cause i was bored :P

my version is f2u no credit needed (as usual). and i dunno about the original, but considering i dont know; its probably either f2u or no one has ever credited the original for some reason lol

[charleemoon]

idea. genderbending your characters but they have the same name. doesnt matter how masculine or feminine the same is. same name. maybe even looks the same. maybe that grown man? is a woman now. nothing's different. she's just a beautiful girl, the same way she was a handsome man. who says anything needs to change

[ffeyandco]

haii

[skrunksthatwunk]

miraculous world: new york asks the bold question: what if batman and superman were lesbian married with children

[431989]

more resident alien posting. predictions... spoilers so beware

well. i'm upset that the shows going to have a difficult time having more serious scenes now. and that's probably what it's going to try and set itself up for.

i reaaaally would have loved to see this show do something ACTUALLY different and good. by different i mean in terms of writing and not necessarily drifting from source material. yes i'm still sour over last ep, but i wouldn't be AS sour if everyone on the show didn't treat harry and asta's relationship as "mother and child." and also if the show didn't take such a nose dive into the type of comedy it's putting out.

ALSO? IN A RECENT INTERVIEW? Sheridan going on to state that harry would lose his first """love""" (more like lust. awesome that a show trying to teach human emotion gets those two things mixed up) and then realize there's love everywhere or something? why does this feel like "weird" people are forever left to the role of outcasts. already fucked it up once i guess the guy's trying to fuck it up more. could've just left it at "he'll lose his first love, then he will have to reconcile with his feelings." but he had to drop in that last corny bit.

like. the show's source is already good. i don't understand all these decisions they're making to try and make it seem "unique." and now to get numbers back they're dumbing it way down. WHICH. BY DOING SO. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE YOUR DRAMA? like how am i supposed to take anything seriously in the show. i *could* in season 1 and parts of season 2, but now it's just whatever. it's too goofed up for me to care. and now people who love the goofy won't give two shits about whatever message you want to drop or plot you want to develop. i dont give a shit about the greys!!! i dont care what theyre doing!!!! who gives a fuck if theyll blow up the earth. none of the characters really care anymore either. oh well!!!

also, predictions kind of. i'm not trying to say this will be the be all end all but it certainly could be a turn the show takes. in one of the issues of the comic (suicide blonde i think), harry is investigating the "suicide" of a woman. by the end of the issue, he catches up with her ex-lover and ex-roommate. they were both ladies. and the girl who died had a drinking problem btw. and was constantly seeing boys. i'm all for gay couples on screen as a gay guy myself but it'll feel so cheap to pair darcy and asta together despite the way theyve been played on screen. maybe its doable. i don't know. but i genuinely could care less considering the overall tone of the show's drifted more towards a sitcom than anything else. i think the small handful of 40+ year old gay wine moms would probably love it, but the vast majority of viewers wont. either they'll hate it and say it's forced diversity (there's already people saying that about the gay couple on screen this past episode) or it'll be another nothing moment to a further nothing story. if anything it'd feel one step removed from tokenization, considering they see harry as a manchild. ableism! show's trying to seem fucking wholesome but they can't be bothered to care about their nd viewers. like "haha look we have a main gay couple!!! what do you *mean* our show has rampant ableist tropes, we have a gay couple!"

i'm just so bummed. the show's cornered itself into a sitcom so meaningful moments aren't a thing anymore. plus the comparison of harry to a child is really getting at me. like he's a grown man as a human, and hes a grown alien thing as an alien. it's such a big slap in the face to any person who cherished the witty and unique story telling of the first season... like.... i don't know.... people who would've been fans of the comic too? i have small gripes about the comic, but at least it takes itself more seriously. but the show runners haaate the people who read the comics. why? i dont know. well maybe i do know. probably seen as too nerdy and weird for their idea of the show's viewerbase. despite the fucking basis of the show being weird and nerdy.

they couldve done the darcy asta thing better if they do go down that road. i'm just saying i wouldn't be surprised. they already scared off everyone who would've cared for something like that, so i don't know how they'll manage to find an audience that cares. everything in s1 was so organic and felt real!!!!! now its just!!! nothing!!!!!!!!!!

im also thinking about the fact that after posting that one resident alien drawing i did, i've had to block tons of people because they're freaks. loud and proud conservatives. man this shit sucks.

[astrangeghost]

last night my laptop shut down+updated which was super annoying like i dont care how many times ive put off updating this thing i was doing stuff!! but like whatever and it JUST shut off again a few minutes ago literally at like 58% battery sooo i think shes like.double fucked nowwww

[origamiyoda]

YAYYYY I MOVED MY DESK DOWN TO WHERE I CAN USE IT I forgot I have the worlds most uncomfortable chair ohh my god.

[simplyspooky8]

there should be a story about a girl who is cruel, rigid, and harsh; how she struggles with the oxymoron that is her personality and her tastes; how she loves gentle, sweet, kind, and adorable things, yet can't find it in herself to be gentle, kind, or sweet. how she's stuck being cruel and rigid.

[thisrots]

thinkin about puppy girl vi humping the couch while ur gone!

𐂯 warnings: puppy play(?), brat!sub!solo!vi, in a relationship/lives with you, modern au(?), she’s pretty pathetic in this, the title says it all… lol

𐂯 word count: 620

vi absolutely adored you. loved you so much she truly couldn’t stand to be apart from you. every time you left for work, your precious girl watched from the end of the hallway, bluer than normal puppy eyes begging for you to stay.

“I’ll be home later, okay? Be good while I’m gone!”

shut.

she was alone, once again.

though this time, there was a familiar warmness spreading between her plush thighs. a flutter in her lower tummy, making her bite down on her bottom lip as her legs rubbed together to create friction.

god, you should’ve fucked her before you left.

“Ngghh!” vi mewled out, an obscenely loud shlick of her puffy pussy sliding across the couch arm echoed in the living room. she was ass naked, mindlessly grinding her hips back and forth against the couch, sharp canines sinking into her pouty bottom lip.

this was totally your fault. for leaving her again, not thinking of her needs before you decided to go make money to keep a roof over your heads or whatever. her pretty, swollen clit blushed pink, dragging it up and down against the arm, tongue lapped out and slobbering drool onto the ground.

“Feels s’good—Guhh! Please, please, puhlease!”

poor, helpless mutt sounded like such a desperate slut, begging at an inanimate object, plump ass jiggling with each buck of her hips. she always did have a humping problem, constantly waking up to vi and her hot cunt pressed up against your thigh in the middle of the night, or walking in on her coming all over your pillow. if she was a real dog, at this rate, you’d probably have to get her fixed.

her calloused palms pawed at the couch, fingers gripping onto it so she could fuck herself better against it. it didn’t compare to your pussy, of course, but she’d take whatever she could get.

fuck, did vi miss you. you’d just left about an hour ago, but she still missed you. she remembered your sweet scent, and how your voice would melt into her ears like syrup. she imagined your pussies colliding, desperately rutting her puppy cunt against yours. or how you’d let her lap on your clit when she was a good girl, rewarding her with coming in her mouth.

but, there’d be no reward tonight. all because your stupid pup just couldn’t keep it in her pants.

her other hand groped at her own breast, fingers twiddling with her nipple, moaning from her own sensitivity. she could feel her climax creeping up, slick hole weeping onto the couch, big palms sweaty and thighs shaking. she’d been restlessly humping for more than an hour now, her little bundle of nerves twitching with urgency, needy whimpers bouncing off the walls.

“C-coming, coming, uunghh!” vi’s eyes glossed, unfocused on the world around her, the only concern she had at the moment was cumming with her heart’s desire. her hips lifted up, slimy string of wetness sticking to her swollen, abused pussy, dribbles of squirt painting the couch a darker shade of grey as she came.

the warmth spilling out of her pussy was addictive, rubbing herself raw, spurts still leaking as she rode out her orgasm on the now saturated couch. she truly was just a dog marking her territory.

she stared at the dampened stain as it seeped into the sofa arm. it was completely ruined, obviously, and she should be scared. should be absolutely petrified of what’s to come when you get home.

instead, she smirked. taking a picture of her artwork and immediately sending it to you, along with a couple other pictures that involved her nude parts.

vi: guess you should stop leaving me alone, huh?

divider credit!

[confused-catastrophe]

i didn't even start on the summer reading project, and im like 100% sure everybody around me is gon be pulling up looking like models while i walk around looking like i belong in a cage along with the other ugly rapid dogs 😭

i go back to school tomorrow and i wanna like shiver in my timbers im so anxious

[rpreaperperson]

MOM

Reader is a combat medic, a BIG sweeth tooth and a mother to 141 boys (dont forget can cook too) a waifu material

In case with Los Vaqueros

Masterlist

After they accomplish their mission the 141 task force will be holding a small feast with Los Vaqueros to strengthen their ties of brotherhood

All brotherhood aside...their true intention is....to taste again the meal you made, and now Alejandro and Rudy join the party

Two days before the party, reading your recipe book inside your office, knowing the boys will have a big appetite

'maybe I'll make taco for the snack...or maybe naco with guacamole..?....guhh..but what if they don't like it? I'll be making another country's cuisines, I don't want to offend them or something like that..'

Then you pick up your phone beside you texting Alejandro what they want for the meal, but then you shake your head putting back your phone beside you unfolding your laptop searching for the recipe you're going to make

"I promise them it would be a surprise after all, if I ask him he would know what Im making"

"Making what?" suddenly Kyle barged into your office with his innocent eyes, immediately snapped your laptop shut and gave him a wary smile

"Kyle!~ ohh..hoo...what are doing here hun?"

"Do I have a reason to hanging around with our beautiful Doc?"

"Well since my sweets stock has been decreasing these last few days, Im getting more suspicious with you boys hanging around my office" You shot Gaz a look when he opened your cabinet, and beamed when he saw his favorite candy

"Thanks for calling me beautiful though"

with a mouth full of candy he faced you and gave you a thumbs-up

"Say Doc ...what is the menu for the party?"

"Well...Im just going to research about it..Alejandro, Rudy and some of the Vaqueros will come..I want to try some of the Mexican cuisine...." Gaz furrowing his eyebrow sensing a hesitation in your tone and doubt

"But?" he walks to your desk

"..well our taste buds are different from them and..well..." pursing your lips

"Doc.. Im sure whatever you're making they'll like it.."

"You..sure?"

"Positive..side's who doesn't like your cooking? Ghost always asks for more...."

"hmp...yeah...5 plates,after that he asked for a snack...no wonder he's huge I still remember that one time when the canteen almost lost its ingredients for one month" you huff at him, but because of him it eases all of your worries and you've decided that you're going to make both taco and naco for the snack, now for the main dish and drink...

'Oh well let's just make barbecue and fruit punch, good thing the boys aren't picky....and got a big appetite oh..maybe some cake or pastries would be nice~..'

Notice the beam in your eyes Gaz smiled gladly to ease all your worries

.

.

2 days after, as promised the Vaqueros came to 141 base Captain Price welcomed them followed by Gaz beside him

"Good to see you again Colonel Vargas" Price said firmly shaking Alejandro's hand

"Captain Price, you too comrade!"

"Come Soap and Ghost are waiting for you inside, let just hope they did not gobble up the food..." Price escorted them to the canteen

"I've heard Doc the one who making it?"

"Aye...along she my best medic she is the best cook here, I sure you'll love it Colonel" Price proudly boasts about you

"Can't wait to taste it then...I've heard a lot from Soap"

"heh bloke always bragging about her ..a lot" Price huffs a smirk planted against his face, as they arrive at the canteen

They could smell the barbeque....and hear the arguing of Soap with Ghost

"THE F**** Johnny! you almost burnt it!" barked Ghost furiously fanning the smoke out of his masked face

"Well WHY don't YOU try it?!" challenged Soap as he tried to undo his mistake...but alas what was already done...is done

"Both of you! please just sit down!" you intervene them before getting heated, placing your hand against Soap's chest you quickly flip all the meat and the other vegetables, ordering both of them to sit down with your 'mom stare'

Like a disobedient child they sat, but not before kicking each other legs

Price facepalming as Alejandro just chuckles along with Rudy

"Hermano! We've come!" announced Alenjadro

"Alenjandro!, good to see you again brother!" beamed Soap as he rushed to Alejandro giving him a brotherly hug

As they reunited you huffed and took care of the barbeque, really you just took a minute to take some of the sauce in the kitchen and you asked for Ghost and Soap to take care of the barbecue

"Damn...this one is burnt...oh well..I guess this one is on my plate" mutter you the ever sacrifice placed the burnt one on your plate can't let any these boys of yours eat any burnt food on their off day

"Good to see you again Doc.." greeted Alejandro, as Rudy politely nodded at you

"Ah! yes Alejandro, Rudy! sorry I little late for the prepare, damnit Soap.." you mumbled cursing for your own stupidity to leave the cooking to the boys

"You want any help Hermana?" asks the sweet Rudy, you smile kindly at him

"No need Rudy, you're the guest here-"

"I insist Doc..." he insisted with a soft look in his eyes that made you melted

"Alright then...um..ah could you pour the soda inside the fruit punch there"

"Sure thing..all of it?" you nodded and he obediently poured all of the transparent soda inside the fruit punch, Alejandro stared at you in the slideness focusing on the barbecues pleased to see you again

"Okay..Boys!! the food ready!"

Then Soap immediately rushed to your side and raised his palm, reminding him to eat the vegetables you gave him his plate as you give all of them their portions you take your plate

Rudy  noticed that your portion was full of burnt BBQ, and he huffed at the ever the sacrificed you, when he offered you his good portion you refused him as you chuckled softy at him and said ‘Nah it's alright you enjoy your own I will make it again sides it brings more flavor to it’ tenderly gazing at the boys reminding you of your troublesome siblings

Damn he really want to take you away to his house and make you his wife

With so much laugh and joy they all eat, not forget the snacks and some pastries you make all of their exhaustment and the gore memory of the battle gone when they eat your cooking

"Ahh..s****...mine gone.."

"Damn Soap.. that's your third plate" grumble Ghost

"Betta’ me then you LT" Soap squinting his eyes at Ghosts who munching away his food like a hamster his cheeks storing the barbecue on his cheeks

“need more barbeque Gaz?” ask you noticing his empty plate, shaking his head Gaz takes one of the tacos on the big plate

“no need love, I’ll take the taco”

“ask me if you need more barbeque okay? I’ll make it again” smiled softly Gaz nodded, and then Price walked to you placing his rough hand on your shoulder

“Just take it easy Doc, I’ll take care of the boys  just enjoy the feast yeah?”

“you sure Cap?”

“Positive” he rubbed your shoulder and pushed you gently back into your seat, both Alejandro and Rudy noticed the tender gaze from Price as he caressed your head this went unnoticed by you

Deep inside both of them felt a pang of jealousy, and then Alejandro approached you with his plate in his hand

“Evening Doc”

“Ah Alejandro!  Sorry, I'm not greeting you properly...” Shaking his head Alejandro chuckles

“don't mind it Doc, I really enjoyed the feast you made though wonder Soap bragging about it” he gave you a charming smile that made you flustered (Oh God I thank you for making such a dashing creature like him)

“i-its not really something to brag about...I just love to cook for the boys thats all..” his thick eyebrow twitching

‘for the boys’...now that REALLY making him jealous of the 141 men

“Ever thinking of transfers to another team Doc?” asks Alejandro suddenly

Out of instinct, the 141 task force eavesdropped the conversation, squinting their eyes at Alejandro while Rudy quietly observed them slurping his fruit punch

“Well...”you trail..staring at your half eaten burnt barbeque (made with love by SOAP) the atmosphere becomes tense of course this goes unnoticed by you, glancing at the boys who immediately act like they didn’t eavesdrop on your conversation

Smiled at the boys you glance at Alejandro

“Nope not at all..” raised his thick eyebrows, a disappointment filled his chest alas he still smiled and faced his body towards you his gaze flickering to 141 who smiled proudly at your remark, then back to you

 “...may..I ask why?”ask him

“I..enjoy the time I spend with them..well..except when we are on the mission that is..heh..and I doubt they’ll allow me to transfer  to another team” After that you drink the fruit punch

“Ah..right..of course...they are deeply in love with you Doc” claims Alejandro, you bashfully chuckle while the others snap their head towards Alejandro with their eyes popping out

“yeah...more like they in love with my cooking heh those rascal..”

The 141 sighed in relief but was somehow frustrated that you didn’t take a hint

The Colonel again raised his eyebrow as he glanced at the 141 who were slightly slumped but still munching away their food, then Alejandro realized

‘she..doesn’t notice it ..does she?’

“Why the question?” ask youwhile taking a bite of your taco, Alejandro smirking wiping a speck of sauce on your cheeks with his thumb as he leans toward your face

“A-Alejandro?” your face flushed red and squeak when his nose touched yours

“If you would change your mind..would you like to become one of us? Besides..I would be at ease to have the woman I am attracted to in my team”

“W-wha?!”

A looming and rage aura came from the 141 body , Rudy just could pray that Alejandro came home safely

Suddenly Alejandro chuckles and leans away from your flushed face, booping your nose as you stare at him dazed and confused

“Kidding hermana, but really if you ever change your mind Vaqueros would always welcome you~”

“A-ah..okay..thank you..for the offer..” nomming the nachos you faced away from Alejandro, when you faced away from him Alejandro glanced at the 141 and shot them a smug smirk, Rudy just stared at him deadpan

‘oh...Ale..I hope you are back home safely..’

Note:

Arghhh..!! Sorry for the delay! Im really busy with my project and all

Coffee please?

[skrunksthatwunk]

roommate's partially blind(?) female turtle keeps doing this today to elevate her basking game

[wishchip106]

just remembered paris proposal is canon my day has instantly become better

honestly imo opinion i feel like Erik should’ve just been a cameo character in this movie HE WAS NOT NEEDED ❌❌❌

just cut out most of the scenes with him and keep the part where Jean comes to talk to him, Erik fighting the aliens on the train and paris proposal that’s all you need

this ain’t about Erik🤨 we don’t need him as the villain again this is about Jean and her struggles WHY HAVE WE SIDELINED HER IN HER OWN MOVIE??? (i say that as if i’m not talking about paris proposal again for the umpteenth time)

guhh anyway look at them goobers sitting over there

i bet they played until the cafe closed and they got kicked out so they went back to Charles’ hotel and got frisky with the chess pieces wink wink nudge nudge or whatevs

[akiroll]

stream doodles um. i love tetro so much so um stay for blue and white or i’ll eat u, thanks. also um i didnt plan to cry on stream so um srry for making people cry or whatever. gn or gm sleep well or dont um. guhh im tired ok thank you all so much bye