#hacker husband

[peyton-warren]

Hmmmmmmmm. He is my favorite. I might even give up Walter for this man.

Chris Evans as Jake Jensen THE LOSERS (2010), dir. Sylvain White

[emacrow]

Jolly stringbean.

Babs was sitting at her desk in the library, glaring holes into the obviously hiding in disguised Tim.

Her friendly smile could hide the twitching lip as she checked out books for the few people in line. Ignoring the constant buzzing coming from the BatChat.

Bruce and the Robins had let this lie down after 3 weeks, which was a clear point that she knew they feared her, but it seemed Tim didn't get the memo.

Reminder note to replace his yearly concentrated espresso coffee supplies with decaf, and uploads his embarrassing toddler videos in him in a ducky outfit singing the duck song on the media.

Thankfully, Danny kept her wedding ring translucent, considering she was pretty sure Isabelle would try to chew on it again after she left it on her nightstand last time.

A different chime buzz on her phone as she flick her gaze at it, the message comes from Jolly StringBean💚 with a gif pfp of a tall elderitch sleeping, very inhumane impossible position on the kid's wardrobe after Isabella got sick that one time, only for his long ears to ping upwards startle with his glowing green eyes flashing the screen, white hair expanding to reveal camouflage fake hundreds of glowing green eyes like a peacock, tripping and falling off where he was standing as she had accidentally startled him awake in that moment.

She glances back at tim, who at the time was being distracted by a book before looking into the chat real quick.

Jolly StringBean💚: Dante and Isabella figured out the juice was on the top shelf of the fridge and tried to get it out, only to fail again.

Danny sent a few pics of 3 year old Dante and Isabella trying to sneak into the fridge. Isabella determined face while Dante looked around, obviously searching for danny, scratching his split white and black curly hair a bit.

The second one is Isabella standing on Dante crouching as she tries to pull the tropical punch out of the fridge after they open it.

The third Pic was Isabella falling backward due to the weight of the juice container being very heavy, her face completely surprised and gobsmacked.

Fourth pic was Dante sobbing on the floor, his tiny hands rubbing his eyes with tropical punch spilled all over the floor and Isabella sucking onto her hand, both of them soaked in fruit juice with the broken fruit punch container between them on the floor, in front of the fridge.

Along with the last Pic of Isabella taking a bath, Dante's puffy red eyes as he nibble on a blob ghost marshmallow already in a fluffy bunny towel, Isabella smacking the tiny green glowing ship on duplicated danny's obviously screaming as she didn't want to leave the bubble bath.

Babs's eyes soften in amusement before immediately blanking her phone to off upon seeing Tim at the front of her desk.

"Are you checking out these books, Tim?" Babs said with a polite smile planted on her face as she scanned the books.

"Who was that guy's voice on your com? Are you dating again? What if he is a-

"Tim, I have your ducky video on speed dial to be sent to the media. Do you really want to test me in public?" Babs comeback with a bright smiling that sent shiver down Tim's spine.

"...."

"My thoughts exactly, now your book is due next Saturday, don't be late again." Babs said, putting in the due date in the book's folder. Tim's eyes narrowed as she knew this wasn't over by far.

Babs watched and waited until Tim left the building completely before wheeling over to where he was spying on her, checking every shelf and book using her extender stick to find 5 mini batspy bots cameras planted.

This noisy litt-.. Babs took a deep breath as Frostbite told her not to get too angry in her state as she disabled the batspy bots.

She can't wait to get home and be a potato on the couch watching Danny cook. It is spaghetti and fudge brownie night.

Part 1 here <-

[2-dsimp]

The boys reactions to darling calling their pecs titties?? Cause we all know Nokka doesn’t like it so what about the others?

Absolute no-go: Nokka, Covu, Bjorn, Zebad, Koji, Rivius, Fredrico

They’re the type to put you in your place for even suggesting that they had titties to begin with.

Wouldn’t mind/tease you: Adonis, Xavier, Quio, Vincent, Yujin, Lynx, Soma

They’re the type to just carry on like usual as if accepting that they’ve got tiddys or just laugh it off and tease you about it, calling you a pervert for staring at their so called titty’s so boldly.

Just plain confused: Evon, Ossian, Moros, Danny, Icha, Uriel, Temothy

They’re the type to nod their head and just go along with it. While not having a single clue as to why you’re saying that they’ve got tits when they’re certain that they don’t.

[janitorjuliann]

one time our dm (cannot do voices) was playing an npc for most of a 7+ hour session, but we kept having to clarify if it was the dm or the npc giving us information. his solution? every time the npc spoke he put on this stupid little gay hat

anyway, critical role cast please invest in character-themed hats before next week

[mayasaura]

Recently started watching White Collar! More interesting than its reputation gives it credit for, but if the network were being at all honest with us, Mozzie would be trans and either a furry, a drag queen, or both

[hejustwontdie]

They are boyfriends, your honor. (might ramble abt em in my next post??? who knows)

[midnightwerewoolf]

Low point again... time to check the silly redhead hacker to lift up my mood. Last time I didn't actually play the game. I will be super annoying.

[imperfect4youu]

i need to sit on his lap.

[lovereadandwrite]

happy bday to my sweet fluffy bbg precious man - y’all just don’t know him like I do, is the thing🗣🥰💛🐀

[aiza-luna]

Watch Dogs Tumblr... I found something really important: Foxes (Specially Gray Ones) can LOAF.

I REPEAT: THEY CAN LOAF!!!

So now, the question is: Should I (someone or another artist that draws Foxes better than me lol) do a drawing of Gray Fox Aiden loafing? 🤔🤔🤔

I can 100% see Aiden loafing while being a smug lil bastard that he is... Look at that stare! The mockery! Is literally Aiden Pearce in floof.

(Also I Headcanon that he also "loafs" as a human A. K. A he wraps himself in a blanket and that's the closest of a loaf he can get... Or should I name it Banana Bread? lol)

Anyways, thank you for listening to my ramble, have a nice day! 🤲🏽🩵

[mattyb4dominicans]

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🕸️ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʀɴ (ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛ 😜)

🕳️ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬- 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐲𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲, 𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞, 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐲, 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐦𝐩, 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐚 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫), 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐛𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩

🕳️ 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬- 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐣. 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐞, 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐧𝐝, 𝐬𝐳𝐚, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐳, 𝐛𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫, 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢 𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐩 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲, 𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

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ᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻtׁׅ  ꩇׁׅ݊ꫀׁׅܻ ƙׁׅ֑ꪀׁׅᨵׁׅᨰׁׅ

( inspiration by the queen @thenickgirl )

[dandelionlemonade]

Fr my husband just saw a new light and get flunked out the next frame

Ao3 being down for the second time is the equivalent of my husband returning from war just to be hit by a car

[2-dsimp]

Would any of the characters be okay if we broke up with them? Or at the very least, politely and cutely rejected them?

Nope, absolutely none of them will be okay.

In fact it’s bold of you to think that’d they’d ever let you break up with them to begin with.

ψ(｀∇´)ψ

They are Yandere’s after all so here’s but a few categories of how they’d react.

1. They’d rather die (fall into depression and off themselves),

2. If they can’t have you no one will (they’d kill you),

3. They’d hold you captive (Stockholm syndrome),

4. They’d break your mind just to build you back up again (mind break),

5. They’d make you dependent on them (cripple you), 👀

Some reactions will vary from tame, moderate, or extreme in any case their darling ever brings up such blasphemy. Ultimately, It all depends on said yandere boi.

[janitorjuliann]

OHHH the seratonin rush of revealing a key part of my backstory in the midst of what is essentially a season finale in our campaign. UNPARALLELED!!!!

[chaoticwriting]

YOU ARE MARRIED??!!

-Wayne Manor, Gotham-

Cass is not having a good time. From the Arkham breakout last week all the way to losing a bet with his siblings on who is going to attend the gala with Bruce. And now this annoying lady kept asking her about her preference in men or something. And Bruce can't help her since he is being occupied by those rich assholes about investment or stuff.

Vicky: So, Miss Wayne. Is it true that you have a secret boyfriend?

Cass: No.

Vicky: Then how about that pict-

Cass: I'm already married.

Vicky blue screened as Cass finished her sentence. Cass takes the chance and slips away from her before she starts barraging her with questions. Revealing that she is married may not be the smartest thing she has done but she is very annoyed at people who keep asking her about her secret significant other. If they want to ask, at least use the proper term.

Just as Cass reaches the hallway, she is scooped up by two strong arms and is carried away to the Batcave. Cass looks to her side to see Dick and Jason both holding one of her arms each and looking very pissed. Well, Dick looks very pissed. Jason looks like he is having fun. Cass doesn't struggle and just lets her brothers carry her to the Batcave to have the talk.

They put Cass on the couch and proceed to guard the exit of the cave on the off chance that she decides to escape. Not that she would because she and her husband have been thinking of breaking the news to their respective family for awhile now.

She waited for a few hours while playing on her phone. Her main phone. Not the one she used to contact her husband since this family has a lot of competent hackers. She knows that being married is like a big deal. But she doesn't expect it to be such a big deal.

When she says everyone is here, she means everyone. From all his close family all the way to Selina (Bruce's fiancee), Roy (Jason's boyfriend), Kori (Dick's wife), Kon (Tim's boyfriend), Jon (Damian's bff) and even Harley and Ivy is here. She is also pretty sure that Clark is listening from somewhere but it's not like she is trying to keep it a secret anymore, so the more people there are the less she needs to explain.

Harper: So what are we here again? I would rather be home to polish my new gun than in this cave.

Dick: Since everyone is here, I would like to apologize for calling all of you in such short notice.

A murmur ranging from 'it's fine' all the way to 'I want to sleep' sounded in the room.

Dick: Anyway, let's get to the main topic shall we. For starters, I would like to say that none of us wishes to control who you dated nor who you choose to be your partner.

Some more murmurs sounded in the room.

Dick: HOWEVER! We would really appreciate it if you wish to marry someone, at least notify one of us since being married is a big deal.

More murmurs sounded as all of them have a rough idea on what the topic going to be.

Dick: So, the person in question, would you like to explain yourself?

A spotlight lights up on top of Cass, directing all the people's attention to her. She doesn't even know there is a spotlight installed in the cave.Cass stands up and looks at the crowd. She replies, "No."

Everyone is stunned by her reply. They expect many types of replies but no is certainly not one of them.

Tim: Fuck you mean no?

Alfred: I would prefer this conversation to remain civil and proper please master Timothy. I would also like to express my extreme displeasure at the fact that I am not notified by your marriage Mistress Cassandra.

Cass goes still at Alfred's sentence. Okay, shit is really serious. As much as she loves messing with them, she would rather not have her food burnt on the inside. (No one knows how Alfred manages to do that.)

Cass: Ehem, I'm just messing with you. It is a long story but to make it short, my husband and I met when we were in Hong Kong. We met after he got roped in one of the gangs that I was busting. After we met and a little misunderstanding, he helped me to dismantle the underground drug labs across Hong Kong.

Tim: So he is also a vigilante?

Cass: Ex-vigilante. He has a daughter now so he is taking care of her.

Dick: You get pregnant?!! How? When?

Cass: I did not get pregnant. But she is technically my daughter.

Jason: Like how Lian is with me?

Cass: No. Biological daughter.

Kon: Umm, guys. I think Bruce needs to rest a little. His heart has been beating a little too fast for even him.

Dick and and Tim are closest to Bruce realizing that Bruce's face has been impossibly pale for quite a while now. They take him to an empty couch and let him lay there and rest for a while. Everyone's reactions range from amused to straight up concerned that Bruce's career as Batman might get cut short today.

It takes a while but as soon as Bruce is fine, they continue another round of questions and answers.

Bruce: How long have you been married?

Cass: Next week is our 3rd anniversary.

Duke: Wait. Didn't you plan to go to Hong Kong for some time next week? You even ask me to cover your patrol because you say you need to go somewhere.

Cass: I don't lie. I missed last year's anniversary since there was an Arkham breakout at the time.

Duke: Dude, still not cool. You are going on a date with your husband while I need to spend hours running on top of buildings around Gotham. So not fair.

Jason: Was the present you asked me to send last year also was for your husband?

Cass: Yes.

Jason: I've been your middle man all this time and I don't even know.

Barbara: I found it! This is the registration for marriage between Cassie Cain and Daniel Fenton. You used a fake name?

Cass: Yes. You will know otherwise.

Bruce: Why do you hide it?

Cass: I'm not sure all of you are gonna like him and vice versa.

Dick: Is he a bad person? I will kill him if he treats you badly.

Cass: No. He doesn't trust all of you at first.

Steph: And why is that?

Cass: He thinks the Justice League is working with the government. So by extension, all of you are associates of government to him.

Steph: Why is he running away from the government? Is he a criminal?

Barbara: No. He doesn't have any criminal records in his name. Except for the fact that he is practically nonexistent before he is 18, there is nothing wrong with him.

Tim: Is it a forged identity then?

Cass: No. The government wiped away his records.

Dick: What? Why?

Cass: I don't know.

Damian: I expect you to at least do a background check on someone before marrying them, Cain.

Dick: Did you get married with someone you barely know? Do you understand how dangerous that is? What if he just dipped you after you got married?

Cass: *Rolls her eyes* He isn't a bad person. I make sure of that at least. I know he is some sort of meta tho-

A green portal suddenly appears out of thin air making everyone be on guard except Cass. She expects Danny to come out of the portal to greet her but what comes out baffled her.

A young girl that looks a little like Cass riding on a big wolf comes out of the portal swiftly towards Cass. Everyone is just about to shoot their weapons when the girl's word shock them.

???:Mama!

Everyone: Mama?!!

Part 2

[mcrdvcks]

— logan howlett masterlist

fluff - ❀ angst - 🌦 smut - 𖦹 2,000 followers celebration - ♡

☾: series

i love you, in every time - Logan Howlett x fem!reader ❀🌦𖦹

Logan has spent lifetimes haunted by a curse only he understands—meeting the same woman, you, in every era, only to lose you over and over again. Each time, you’re reborn without memories of your past lives, while Logan, who remembers everything, tries in vain to protect you from the tragedies that seem destined to follow.

Project Reverie - 3 Part Series:

Sweet Dreams - Logan Howlett x Original Female Character (platonic relationship) ❀🌦𖦹

Alexandria Sokolova spent 15 years with HYDRA, ever since her parents and brother were killed in front of her when she was 3. She was raised to be a soldier; an assassin. But now, faced with coming to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, she has to come to terms that there are people around her who don't want to hurt her, people who actually care about her. But recognizing that is harder than it seems, especially with a teacher like Logan Howlett, who seems to care more about her than he lets on. Just because she's currently safe from HYDRA's grasp now, doesn't mean she's safe forever.

☾: oneshots

Oblivious, Baby, Oblivious - People would tell you that geniuses don't know everything, but you tell them that defeats the purpose of the word. Until one day you're proven wrong. ❀

Sweet Nothing - Mornings were Logan's favorite part of the day. 𖦹

Until I Found You - Living in a small town had it's pluses and minuses. But when an older man and his daughter move in, things start to change, perhaps for the better. ❀🌦

Point of View - You weren't skinny which led to a large amount of insecurities. But Logan doesn't understand them. ❀🌦𖦹

Dumb & Poetic - You like Logan, but he likes Jean. Right? ❀🌦

I Wanna Be Yours - You're a hacker for The Organization, a secret group that is currently working on dismantling a mutant trafficking ring. You've been working with Logan for months but neither of you have met each other in person and he doesn't even know your real name. ❀

Call It What You Want - A single sneeze turns into something more, at least to your husband Logan. ❀

love me do* - Logan likes to mark you. 𖦹

things i wish you said - You and Logan get into a fight and Laura tries to get the two of you to see the errors in your ways. ❀🌦

what are hands for? - After an offhand comment from your father shakes your confidence, you find yourself spiraling into self-doubt. ❀🌦

fantasize - You have a crush on Logan, but you're not sure he likes you back. Why would he? You're not his type. At least that's what you thought. ❀🌦

please me - After dating for a while, you want nothing more than for Logan to really please you. Or, you beg Logan to finally fuck you. 𖦹

dress - You and Logan take a tropical vacation for the new year. ❀𖦹

7 minutes - You own a small bakery in Westchester. One day, Logan comes in for an order for the X-Mansion. After that he becomes a regular—something he persistently denies. ❀

needy - You're Scott's younger sister and for months you've been secretly dating Logan. How much longer can you and him keep the secret? ❀🌦𖦹

tum hi ho (you are the one) - You take Logan to a family wedding, where he also gets to experience part of your culture. ❀

how you get the girl - After an argument with Logan, you both stop talking to each other. 🌦

☾: connected oneshots

Shut Up - You and Logan are sent on a mission: go to the gala and find out information about a mutant trafficking ring. ❀ Nasty - You and Logan deal with the aftermath of your mission. 𖦹

Deck The Halls - You and Logan decorate for Christmas with your kids. ❀ i just need this love spiral - Logan just wants one night alone with you. ❀ truly - After seeing Scott and Jean's newborn, Logan gets baby fever. ❀𖦹

☾: drabbles

possessive!reader x Logan (X-Men) ❀

possessive!reader pt. 2 x Logan (X-Men) ❀

Old Man Logan (D&P) x reader ❀

drunk!fem!reader x Logan (X-Men) ❀

Patch/Logan (D&P) x reader ❀

logan and emotionally constipated!reader ❀♡

winter soldier!reader 🌦♡

☾: headcanons

logan and thick thighs ❀𖦹

logan in the star wars universe ❀🌦

logan and giving you a massage ❀

teacher!reader and worst!logan ❀♡

shy/insecure!reader and logan ❀🌦♡

married/domestic life with logan ❀♡

you take a lot of naps ❀♡

you take care of logan ❀♡

you don't want kids ❀🌦♡

logan takes care of you while on your period ❀♡