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Angel Dust: Can I ask a dumb question?
Husk: Better than anyone I know.
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Alastor, to Angel Dust: I've come to a realization that has gone against all of my beliefs, has shaken me to my very core, and may do the same to you.
Alastor: You are my friend.
#suprise bitches I aint dead yet#life is constantly fucking me over but I aint going anywhere#hazbin hotel#alastor#angel dust#the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#source: unknown
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Vaggie: Why is there blood everywhere?
Alastor: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Vaggie: You stabbed someone?!
Alastor: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Head canon: your tired
Isn't everyone?
#i slept for 8 hours yet im still tired#not hazbin#i got college tomorrow too#so yay gonna get more tired
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Lilith: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Lucifer: *whispering to Charlie* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Charlie: *whispering* because I have little hands.
Lucifer: Because she has little hands.
#hazbin hotel#lilith#lucifer#hazbin hotel lilith#hazbin hotel lucifer#charlie#hazbin hotel charlie#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#source: twitter
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Alastor: I can't tell if I'm really nice but secretly an asshole, or an asshole but secretly really nice.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#source: tumblr
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Headcannon: you’re one of those people who are too afraid to put stickers on anything because it’s too much commitment. Also your bookshelf is probably half trinkets to the point where it’s difficult to pull books out without moving 20000000 things
That is very true! I have put a whopping 1 sticker on my laptop so far, even though I have an envelope full of them and I told myself I would decorate it fully XD
Bookshelf part is also true! If I have more space when I move out, I want to put them somewhere separate, cause moving everything is kinda annoying
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You sound like your closet is Alastor -colored
Yeah, pretty much XD got some red shirts, but mostly have black and grey stuff
#also everytime i see clothing that reminds me of a character i like i have to get it#so my wardrope not only represents what i wear#but it also kinds represents my favourite type of character#not hazbin hotel#i would love to have a suit like him#but my mom is still pretty old fashioned when it comes to gender roles#so im not allowed to have one#need to wait till i move out before i can get one#if i have the money for it
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Headcanon: You breath oxygen.
At this point, I'm surprised I'm still breathing in general
#this is a joke just to be safe#im fine i dont want anyone to worry#not hazbin hotel#its true#i am a human#but wouldnt be cool to do photosynthesis?#i kinda want to know what that feels like#do you think plants ever wonder what its like for us?#my tired brain is making up weird scenarios#i should go to bed#but who am i kidding im gonna stay up till 4am again
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Headcanon: you probably started wearing mostly black in high school and now so much of your wardrobe is monochrome you simultaneously want to wear more color and are too afraid to. You’d look good in red though
Wha- how is this so accurate?
#i do have some coloured shirts now though#which are red ironically#but yeah i really am that person#not hazbin hotel
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Angel Dust: *playing the accordion*
Baxter: Do you take requests?
Angel Dust: Sure!
Baxter: Stop.
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Charlie: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Angel Dust: Do my parents count?
Charlie: Yes.
Angel Dust: Then no.
#hes probably had fans tell him they loved him though#dont worry angel we all love you#hazbin hotel#charlie#angel dust#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel angel dust#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#source: unknown
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HC about you: you are a human that likes the color red and wears black turtlenecks with hazbin pins on it (I don’t know, you just sound pretty nice)
Partially true! I do love the colour red, I even dyed my hair red a couple times. I don't own any turtlenecks, but I do wear a lot of black shirts. I do still want to buy a turtleneck though. As for the pins, it kinda depends where I'm going, when I'm going to an event where I might meet fans, I definitely wear them! In my day to day life, I'd rather put them on display on my bookshelf out of fear of losing them
#and because i get insecure about the weirdest things#'i cant wear pins! what if people make fun of me!' thanks brain thats highly unlikely though why are we feeling insecure about that?#thank you for sending something!#its fun to know how people imagine me :))#not hazbin hotel#asks
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new ask game: send me headcanons you have about me
#this might be fun#sorry to the people that don't like it when i reblog things like this#i just like interacting with people#ill tag it as not hazbin hotel so you can block it if you want#not hazbin hotel
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Angel Dust: I'm actually concerned for people who complain about how different people look without makeup. Like, did you think eyeshadow permanently alters someone's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?
Alastor: Babies have no concept of object permanence.
Angel Dust: That's one of the sickest burns I've ever heard.
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Angel Dust: Do you use any facecream?
Alastor: No.
Angel Dust: Well, you should.
#source: my mom#i was alastor#my mom roasted me out of fucking nowhere#thanks mom#hazbin hotel#angel dust#alastor#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel alastor#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes
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It looks great!~ :D
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I did a thing
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