#haha unless...

[porgatino]

Do y’all think Angel has Valentino’s name tattooed on him and covers it with fluff and hates himself for being that devoted before ever agreeing to the contract or do y’all go outside?

[ohmygodshesinsane]

chapter fifteen of haha, unless... is out now!

chapter fifteen: quit while I'm ahead

lily: and for what it’s worth I mean lily: twilight slept together lily: not breaking dawn slept together

OR: The next morning, doubt besets Lily. The tightrope thins.

[read it here on ao3] | [from the beginning]

[fleshthatfalls]

if i was lucy gray i would've jumped snow's bones in that damn zoo, idc-

[finn-nelson-for-the-win]

…

Been stuck in a bit of a writing rut for a while now but pls tell me why I have the strongest urge to write about a recent interaction I had with someone from a dating app and frame it as MMFD fanfic 🫣😅

[bogusfilth]

Fresh addenda are published every day To the encyclopedia of the Way. Linguistic notes and scientific explanations, And texts for schools with modernized spelling and illustrations Now everyone knows the hero must choose the old horse, Abstain from liquor and sexual intercourse And look out for a stranded fish to be kind to: Now everyone thinks he could find, had he a mind to, The way through the waste to the chapel in the rock For a vision of the Triple Rainbow or the Astral Clock. Forgetting his information comes mostly from married men Who liked fishing and a flutter on the horses now and then. And how reliable can any truth be that is got By observing oneself and then just inserting a Not?

"The Way" from The Quest, W.H. Auden

[brightgreendandelions]

i think i can't tell the difference between the concepts of "/hj", "haha unless", "👉👈", and regular old flirting: it all feels like the same thing to me

[mmemirrorball]

hahaha no that would be so silly 🤭☺️ if someone who didn’t want their folklore cardigan anymore bc it doesn’t fit or they just don’t wear it much or just for any reason at all gave it to me or sold it to me for a fair price 👍🥹😂 haha no that’s sooooo silly 😜🤭 hahaha unless 🥵🥸🫢

[du5kfire]

erasure poetry

[iyxv]

also i sent an email to my tattoo artist asking him to design a piece based on even/rejoice/favor/bloodshot… if he does it i will go feral actually bc i need more ink (i just got a tattoo a month ago)

[anonymolly]

psssspssspsspssss you wanna venmo me so i can buy a mango smoothie SO bad pspspsppssspss you are willing to part with $5 pssssssssspssps

[jimgandolfini]

if i were a little more insane I’d drop the frank vernon and krank tumblr tags in peter friedman’s IMDb page inbox 👀 knowing he checks it bc that’s how this director cast him in a short👀

but I’m not‼️insane‼️

[ohmygodshesinsane]

haha, unless final chapter(s?)

sooo! i am very excited to be 75% done with the very end of haha, unless, but i'm wondering how to go about posting them, as this chapter has a lot to wrap up and has ended up longer than normal! there's a place where i could split it, but, hm....

[boba-online]

Hi sorry I was drunk last night

HAHAHA its okay

[demi-pixellated]

a silly addition

[bloodtwin]

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@spiritsession sent: “goodnight  moon,  goodnight  tree.  goodnight  ghosts  only  i  can  see.” // SOURCE: incorrect quotes generator.

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Puck blinks, silent for a moment. Then he turns to them, one eyebrow arched. ❝ Well, did they say goodnight back ？❞

[reddeluxeedition]

guys i got the super casual job (yay) ,, im gonna be a server in those suites at a stadium ,, now the plan is get someone to fall in love with me there and marry rich