#hahahahah

[birdy-babe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its so funny the way he like....tried to make it about the book for 1 second and then never brought it up again. He really tried. Even he knew it was a hopeless endeavor. He's not even fooling himself anymore.

[cynicallyneutral]

had to be done 🤷

[kevindavidday]

love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court

[luclipse85art]

Couldn’t resist drawing this with Husk & Angel! I’m trying out a few techniques and used this to get some practice in!

I believe the original photographer is why1993. PLEASE correct me if I’m wrong though!

[determinate-negation]

greatest city in the world

[sneezemonster15]

Idk about Naruto remake but this Naruto live action is doing the rounds and 9.5 out of 10 stars hahahaha.

[firefox-official]

I think the reason people don't like you anymore is because you're vanilla but refuse to accept that. You pride yourself in being an enforcer of social norms on the platform where half its users have a shrine dedicated to Neil fucking Gaiman. You have the superman lust, though, except it's just plain lust. You don't do anything special with it. There's also the fact that you don't provide a service other than comedy. Be an artist man, draw superman in whatever way you desire. Hell, you can even implement that into your routine by making it cruddy as fuck. I'm not saying you fell off, though. You stayed the same except we climbed higher... or lower if you don't like making the same few jokes constantly like a Gatling gun. I'm just saying your comedy is on the same level as mine and that's not getting me anywhere now is it?

everybody likes me why did you spend time on this

[riongeee]

Imagine Sebek getting a small fluffy animal as a pet, one that isn’t afraid of him. And that pet absolutely hates Malleus. Like anytime Sebek leaves those two alone the pet would just start glaring at Malleus.

Oh my god that's evil, I love it >:)

Sebek gets like a squirrel or a sugar glider maybe even a ferret that just absolutely abhorrs Malleus is GOLD.

The angst potential too >:)

Listen, it starts out as Sebek feeling lonely and being recommended getting a pet or something. For once, he's like 'yknow what, why not?' and goes to a pet store (or Sam because he probably DOES have animals. Not sure if that's ethical but hey....)

Every other animal is just a bit wary of him, he's half-fae(of the crocodile variety) and quite loud, so it's understandable enough. Just about as Sebek is about to leave a brave ferret or sugar glider just begins climbing him. He obviously gets flustered and tries to get it off before he realises it's not scared of him :0

Yeah he brings it back and he's so excited he sets up a whole little area in his room, making sure it's warm enough because if he can't stand the cold diasomnia, his pet probably won't be able too either.

Once he's fairly settled in with his pet and names it, he goes around Diasomnia to introduce it.

Except... the pet hates literally all of Dia3. Not even others, just Dia 3 specifically.

Lillia at first was amused and tried to interact with the little thing before getting bit and glared at. He's befuddled to say the least and Sebek scrambles to apologise.

Silver is absolutely astounded, usually animals flock to him in droves. Yet this little thing sits on Sebeks shoulder and glares at him as if he smells of week old socks. (Sebek probably didn't personally introduce his pet to Silver because he was worried it would like Silver more, that's how it's always been afterall.)

Malleus is the one the pet seems most averse to, it hisses and claws and just generally for some reason can't stand Malleus. Malleus is hurt but understanding but begins to distance himself from Sebek more to not aggravate the pet. From Sebeks perspective however, Malleus just hates him. So he turns to spending more time with his pet as comfort and eventually joining in with first year shenanigans.

Eventually, due to how much his pet hates Dia 3, Sebek begins to distance himself instead. Diasomnia don't even realise until they begin to notice the absence of the things Sebek used to do. The silly meals he used to cook(always with the best nutrition for wakasama), the sparring sessions, the thoughtful help and just missing the sunny boys presence after it's gone.

They try talk to him but that pet always gets in the way glaring at them, leading to Sebek leaving the room. Diasomnia are left with the impression that they have lost their youngest.

They try talking again when he is with the first years only to hear his laughter and stop in their tracks. When was the last time they illicited such a thing from Sebek, had they ever? Lillia even watches in distracted horror as Sebek walks over to the first years and ruffles Sebeks hair while asking him if he wanted to try a new recipe.

All this caused by one little pet :)

[aimseytv]

something happened here

[fcheez]

heatwave doodle cause im rewatching rescue bots and i love him

[sugashook]

commission of ed and stede bickering

[vellichor-of-the-solivagant]

"Presenting, John "Soap" Mac...swan."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ghost's presentation

[lunee-bat]

Guys Alastor gets gussied up for his musical numbers in season 2 right

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

Little Red ❤ - Cupcakke Source: Twitter

[deoidesign]

I've convinced myself that in a human au they would be furries. so. come to terms with that

Adam commissioning artists: I'm sorry but the red is 3 degrees off from what I'd like and I have 4 fingers with three segments of-

Steve commissioning artists: yeah here's my refs *sends 20 drawings that look nothing like eachother*

[spoiledmilks]

I AM A GOD AMONGST MEN

BOW BEFORE ME