#hahehehe

[cheesebrackers]

He’s finally someone’s big brother!

[andiv3r]

is this the truth...

I meaj I did. Not today. Or yesterday. But like a few weeks ago Yes

[vibinsanemoved]

im still lowkey laughing bc evie got cupid and i got nine lives and when you put those two together it deadass gives off the

hardcore x softcore vibes

[nox-s-n]

Almost every time i go write Jesus i write it as Juses and then spend like 5 minutes staring, looking for the mistake

[joffyworld]

UDHHDHEHEHE THE CUPPPP

Neighbour?

Part 3

Previous

The story continued due to joint jokes.

If you embarrass yourself, you embarrass yourself to the end

Mora's author: @/sansimioco

[heavenlyantennas]

ive fallen victim to the cookie gambling game if you couldnt tell. umm ummmm fankid but you gotta solve my riddles

also bonus. I fear

[murk888]

HAHSHH BTW I also have this fun thing from the Valentine's👀 it was a very fun day fr

[thom-thunderstruck]

"... huh. How do you look even more like an loser?"

@gleeful-northwest-fam (Gideon)

... Dude. :(

[absolutelynotsanebaby]

morrotosis

Look who i fucking found at the swap meet for five bucks

[littlebluejayy]

xiao had seen the game before, his friend(s) had talked about it and encouraged him to try it himself. Xiao wasn’t much of a gamer but he thought he’d give it a shot.

Lets say, he loathed you. You did not stop talking, gods above, did you ever run out of topics? 

it did NOT help that he had to of pulled you first! Stuck listening to your voicelines everytime he took a step.

one of the voicelines, though, caught his attention.

Yeah… your okay… he can keep listening until he gets a new character. (he did in fact get a new character, but he didnt switch away from you.)

Xiao as a selfshipper is quiet about it. He thinks it’s embarrassing how much comfort he finds in you, despite his friends telling him otherwise.

Xiao is also quite lonely, and.. your voicelines, always sounding so excited,,, (sounding excited to talk to him, or his character he guesses…) he actually has your good morning voiceline as his alarm tone.

Xiao adores fanart of you, while he far prefers getting your content from the actual game (“fanfiction..? whats that?”) he loves seeing fanart of you. Especially the softer ones, he adores seeing the soft more vulnerable side of you.

He played the HELL out of you character quest. He tried to do everything he could to get his likability from you up. (he kept getting the wrong answers!? so why is it so high… hes not complaining though…)

he embarrassingly has spent actual primogems (his irl currency…) on the game… for you… not his fault at all! why’d the devs put you in that handsome outfit?! the games trying to scam him… 42 primos… gone…

xiao loves it when you get new content! it always comforts him so much! He loves hearing whatever new voicelines or conversations with other characters you have! he’ll analyze whatever content he gets and use it to help him understand your character more!

SCREAMS DSOIJGKLSDJLF AELEIXS ALEXIS ALEXIS I... I- JAOIFJAOKDJGSSKLDJKDFj IM BITING EVYERHING IN SITE OMG IF HOYO DEVS EVER PUT ME IN THIS GAME ID DEF GET THE BIGGEST MOST TASTY REVENUE EVER <- DELUSION UGHGSDHGHSDHG I loVE XIAO SM

[toesuckler]

im retiring to bed. dearest mutuals of whom i love, please please please dont. uhm. i dunno what i was going to say. oh uhm. uhm. im sorry i cant think. but dint take what im saying. please. youll understand one day just like the rest of them but can i live in this moment where i believe you can ever look upon me as an equal. i love you.

[sasaranurude]

the friend group agreed that these chibis are the single cutest piece of kawagoe boys sing art and have vastly more charisma than the official character art on the site does

[tbob-enthusiast]

OMG HAHAHEHAHHE

I hope you got to finish the house cleaning :D

teen gideon headcanons because i love him :] i am constantly thinking about him and how he's the only zodiac member (and honestly, only main-ish character because of the book of bill and the website) that doesn't get a sympathetic moment, other than POSSIBLY the finale but that barely counts

i think he deserves to have a SORT OF redemption, at least internally, because he took dipper's advice in weirdmageddon to heart. even if he gets over his crush on mabel (which i think he does. mom said its my canon now) theres still the truth of "people wont wanna be around you if youre a selfish prick"

anyways he makes me emotional so i'm giving him attention

im scared tumblr will kill the quality on my tiny handwriting so transcription under the cut:

after turning like 15, he just starts traveling, gets out of oregon and hits the ground running

uses my headcanon (?) that the amulet takes years from you, and gideon probably won't live past his 20s

he finds this out, has a total mid-life (literally) crisis at 14-15 and decides to do anything "normal" he can do because he doesn't have long to do it

ofc he still has anger issues and obsesses over people and everything else, but he's a lot better at managing it [than] when he was a kid

he doesn't care if he dies with people still hating him, but he wants it to be known that he tried

[thekittyfox2999]

this is who you ignoring on discord when i ask a question >:(

[lovelykil]

heres a scenario, a freaky one hahehehe

[older ver]

due to an unexpected visit from Gon, you and kil had to stop your little makeout session that almost led to something more... dangerous as you were about to remove his grey sweats... when DING DONG!!!!!!!

Gon arrived.

now you three were sat in front of the TV, two of you a bit flushed, and one completely oblivious. Killua sighs and looks over at his bestfriend, sure he loves him, but he always shows up at the WORST timing ever. You sat in between the two boys and let out a sigh, not really getting into the movie. You look at Gon and smile faintly, such an innocent guy with perverts for friends. You then proceed to look over at your boyfriend whose eyes were fixed on the TV.

you look back at the TV and pretend to figet with a pillow you brought onto your lap, then suddenly placing it beside you, blocking the lower half of Killua and you. That's when you attack, you place your hand on his thigh and caress the inner part of his thigh. He's quick to notice and immediately look down at your hand, his shocked eyes flickering over at you. You pretend not to acknowledge your sinster gesture and continue watching the movie.

the silverette blushes, trying to think not much of the whole ordeal and watch the movie as everyone else is doing but his body has its mind of its own, his legs begin to spread open for you. You notice this sudden movement and snicker at him, "you perv." you whisper at him. You watch him roll those sapphire eyes of his and look away, "you started it."

. . .

as the movie progresses, your brave and bold movements dont cease but grow bolder. It's causing the silverette quite bit of anxiety, every few seconds he looks over his shoulder to make sure Gon remained engrossed in the movie, but the way his cock grew inside your warm mouth as you slowly bob your head up and down makes him less stressed but relieved.

its such a euphoric yet nerve-wracking feeling as your tongue swirls around his pretty pink tip that forces him to grip the arm of the couch, panting feverishly with his brows knitted.

you move aside some strains of hair from your face to properly suck him off better... which doesn't help him—at all.

watching you do such a vulgar act on him, right next to his besfriend-made his brain melt.

"ngh, slow down..." you hear him mutter, his breathless plea sending a tingle down to your lower region.

you lift your head up to look into his vulnerable, watery eyes. You smile and whisper, "You want me to stop, pretty?" Killua blushes profosely at your question, more so at the nickname. He hesitiates to answer, looking into your eyes was dangerous, they were filled with desire and lust for him.

his hard arousal twitches at the thought of that dangerous look from you, just making his pale cheeks redder. He hates being so submissive and how it fuels your ego. It's rare actually, but you caught him at the wrong moment.

"dont... stop." he mumbles and looks away from you. He can just feel your stupid smirk grow on your lips. He wants to wipe it off by lifting you onto his lap and holding you straight on his—

"hey what are you guys doing?" Gon's curious voice rings in your ears, making you freeze in your spot. Killua does the same, beginning to stutter, "uhm- nothing." he holds your head down to hide you, forcing his dick down your throat. He shivers at the vibrating sensation of your slight choking on his cock. Gon gives Killua a suspicious look, not sure whether to believe his friend or not. "wheres y/n?"

"she dropped something..." he quickly repiles. As the two converse, you listen carefully, trying to contain yourself from biting this asshole's dick when he pulled that sly move.

Gon lingers on Killua for a few seconds before shrugging and looking away. Pretty eyes sighs of relief and let go of your head, watching you rise up. You cough, "ah, found it!" you turn toward the ravnette to show him your 'lost' phone in a hoarse voice.

you return towards your boyfriend after Gon gives you a nod and smile. Your irriated expression speaks volumes as you rub your throat. He rubs the back of his neck nervously.

"sorry, I didnt know what to do..." he mutters, truthfully in a worried tone. Yet in the back of his mind, it was payback for making him all vulerable and weak...

you continue to rub your neck and look down at his still hard on, "put that thing away"

"HUH?"

"you lost dick sucking privileges for tonight." you angrily whisper back. Killua looks down at his OBVIOUS hard on then back at you,

"but what if Gon sees i still have a.. boner.." You can't help but suck in your lips to contain your laugh. Your eyes flicker away from his boner "shouldve thought about that before pushing me down."

[constantlymusing]

HEHEHE ILYSM

Rose — fictional. Cardboard cutout in my room.

Daisy— arghhh this is such a hard question!!😭 But I do have an answer >:3

When I was younger, my friend group (consisting of 2 of my friends, my cousin brother and sister), and we were going all together to the store near my society to buy stuff. The sky was cloudy and it looked like it was about to rain, but we didn't care, and so we went anyway. Cut to us standing in the shop, without umbrellas, the rain POURING outside thunderously. We were PANICKING, no way home, all of us too young to have phones or anything. Some of us tried testing running out in the rain, but we got wet that way. Then all of a sudden, my mother comes RUSHING through the rain, THREE umbrellas in hand. We REJOICED at being saved, trying to share the umbrellas as we rushed home. Then, my STUPID ASS BROTHER RUNS AWAY WITH THE UMBRELLA, LEAVING ME AND MY BSF TO GET SOAKED. And in the end, all of us (except my backstabbing brother) were completely drenched. So we had to dry off, and then all of us sat in the warmth of our house, on the sofa, sharing blankets and eating the smiley fries and maggi my mother made for us as we watched the TV.

Narcissus (omfg marauders reference?!)— my eyes :3

Freesia— YES. THE TWO OF US HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS LONGER THAN WE HAVEN'T!!!

Gypsophila— CLOSE FRIENDS. Though I lucked out and got the best of both worlds :P

Carnation— YES. YES IT ABSO FUCKING LUTELY DOES. But here's the thing. True love isn't this mystical arrow from the heavens that strikes you once and is bound to be fruitful— no, true love is MADE. Forged by the hands of time and care and effort. True love is knowing each other, caring for each other, and working to love each other. Love is an action, not only a feeling. And it isn't chained to just romance. Friendships, family (be it the family you have chosen or the family you were born with), all of it is true love. And sometimes, loving someone means letting them go. (Also, one sided love cannot exist. That is infatuation.)

Rhododendron— The loss of humanity, care, and compassion in this world, and the death of art. Also, cockroaches ick me out.

Gladiolus— SO MANY PEOPLE!!! My mother, father, guruji mainly. But also Greta Thunberg, Rani Lakshmibai, Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj, Mileva Einstein, Rosalind Franklin, Princess Diana, Jane Austen, Malala Youzefai, and many more

Hydrangea— Doing seva with my mother for helping the world <33

💐 25 flower asks

rose - describe your crush.

cherry-blossom - do you believe in love at first sight?

daisy - what’s your best childhood memory?

daffodil - which colour suits you best?

peony - do you put more value in honour or truth?

iris - favourite 90s song?

sunflower - sun or moon?

narcissus - your best physical feature?

freesia - are you still friends with the person you considered your best friend two years ago?

orchid - favourite fruit?

violet - have you had your first kiss?

gypsophila - do you prefer many distant friends, or a few close friends?

gerbera - neon or pastel?

carnation - does true love exist?

alstroemeria - dream vacation?

anemone - were you ever interested in greek mythology?

cymbidium - sexuality?

rhododendron - what’s your biggest fear?

tulip - lucky number?

gladiolus - who do you look up to most?

snapdragon - favourite mythical creature?

hydrangea - proudest moment?

heather - what’s your favourite musical?

delphinium - what’s your star sign - does it suit you?

ginger - least favourite food?