#harem ships

[zerolympiustrife]

Random subject that I’d like to share:

I believe there exists a perfectly fine line/difference between being a multishipper and a harem shipper.

Speaking as someone who’s close friends and acquaintances with certain users on the internet (and speaking as someone who has NEVER written a single Jaune Arc x Harem story on my account), I find it fucking bullshit for multishippers to be unfairly labeled as “harem shippers” all because the male MC gets shipped with big amount of girls.

If you can’t spot the difference like I can, then get off of the fucking internet and seek help. Seriously!

[plagalkey]

look but don't touch

[barblaz-arts]

Giggling so bad because what even is this concept but hear me out!

So, I just noticed that my headcanons have essentially turned Vaggie into a harem protagonist. And when it comes to harems, recently what I think about is dating sim games. Then I had to come up with a plot as to how they would all be in the same place and, well, there you go. For the life of me, I don't know what possessed me to put this much effort in this though.

[benevolenterrancy]

poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

[sharks-fandom-madness]

I dunno if this is weird to post but I think everyone should love and appreciate Josh 🥹💖

[deikshen]

Mobei Jun who doesn't understand why his Emperor is so in love with the cold bitch Shen Qingqiu, or why his little and cute husband seems to smile like a sun every time he sees him in the court.

So, he starts trying to understand what is so interesting about the man. He watches him do things, talk to servants... At first it's normal, even boring; then Shen Qingqiu has a heated conversation with some diplomats-cultivators about not disrespecting demon culture and wanting to change it just on a whim, he smiles warmly watching a puppy of a dangerous beast that apparently one of the kitchen servants has been secretly raising, and he has conversations with the court dancers about whether they are safe or getting well paid for staying so late at the parties that Luo Binghe is forced to throw for his guests.

Shen Qingqiu barely draws his sword, but when he does so to practice in the inner gardens, Mobei Jun only watches the display of a powerful martial movement gorgeous like that of a warrior and delicate like a dance.

And Mobei Jun spits out his viperous tongue, hostile to servants disrespectful to his Emperor, cruel to low-ranking demons who try to start uprisings. Shen Qingqiu has a string of flowery swear words and insults that would make a drunk blush. And if that's not enough, he has the ability to scold even high-ranking demons in the court as if he were a strict mother.

... Mobei Jun is beginning to see quite a bit of Shen Qingqiu's appeal. Well, he'll have to keep his distance. He's perhaps satisfied his curiosity too much already, and it's clear that his Emperor's wife is not taking secondary husbands; even if it is clear that he and his cute husband would be satisfied with a place in the Emperor's wife's harem, Mobei Jun is sure that this has never crossed Luo Binghe's mind, because otherwise they probably wouldn't be alive.

[lunee43]

Art dump!!!

Aphrodite & Aeolus!

Aphrodite x Eurylochus (many requested this!)

Euryody/Odyeury

Grace x pan from stray gods (I love these two sm…..)( also this is a murder mystery, modern Greek myth game, it’s a musical and a romance rpg)

That’s all for now! <33

[tea-cat-arts]

Scum Villain Doodles

Ok, but I do kinda wonder if Airplane Bro could write a good book now that he doesn't have to worry about paying rent

[more-mara]

Seeing Oscar in the white cooling fireproofs (?) just makes me want to write about virginal Omega Oscar trying to pick which Alpha he wants to spend his heat with after they’ve all been trying to court him.

[theothots]

really enjoying oblivious oscar recently but set that with the grid harem and oscar just being fully oblivious that he’s part of it

like he’s not slept with any of them and he doesn’t even realise he’s apparently been flirting with all of them, but none of them push on the sex thing because they assume he’s just not that into it or that he’s kind of nervous about it. cut to oscar jerking off in the shower thinking he’s so weird for fantasising about the grid like that

and eventually the grid harem communicate with oscar about sex and oscar continues to be oblivious and this time is a bit tipsy and more loose lipped and goes yeah i kinda crave physical touch and it has been longer than a hot minute lol but it’s kind of hard to hook up with guys whilst ur travelling. and the grid harem are like. what. oscars like what. and then realise that somehow none of them have dicked him down yet and apparently he doesn’t realise he’s in the polycule ?? cue big discussion with oscar where they go hey babe you realise we all want to fuck you and thought you were in our polycule, whilst oscar just sits like 😧🏳️‍🌈🫵⁉️

[suhosieun]

i'm only halfway through weak hero class 2 & everyone has so much chemistry with everyone in this season! everyone is so shippable like i don't know whether to ship sieun and juntae??? baku and hyuntak??? hyuntak & juntae?? baku & baekjin?? sieun & seongje??? there are so many possibilities. i'm going to need so many fanfictions after this show oh my god

[marshmallowpuffcat]

Caine knows that sharing is caring 🫶

Meme reference!

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: Shang-Shishu?

Shang Qinghua, mumbling: Goddamn it, I only get called shishu when you want something.

Shang Qinghua, out loud: What is it Junshang?

Luo Binghe: Shizun keeps mentioning things about harems and I'm starting to worry that he wants one. I don't want anyone else to be around him, but I also want to make him happy

Shang Qinghua: So you're willing to let him marry other people?

Luo Binghe: Fuck no, though I am willing to share Shizun with myself. Do you know any way I can multiply myself?

Shang Qinghua: God this is going to destroy Cucumber-Bro's ass

Luo Binghe: So you're not going to help?

Shang Qinghua: No, I absolutely am. I know about some plants that could be of help...

[benevolenterrancy]

"If the original novel had given this thing more than ten words of description, there was no way he wouldn’t have remembered!"

[squeakyducky]

Mystery of the week: Who is the true whore?

Sheep that has 13 boyfriends and one girlfriend

This horny mf

Avatar of lust

[contamination-zone]

"Why do you keep those pretty eyes hidden?"

honestly I can't explain this.