#harry/ron

[lotetsu4]

I think collectively as a fandom we need to fw romantic Ronarry more

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Harry/Ron Smut Masterlist | Works With Less Than 5k Words

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last updated: 09/17/24 | links last checked: 09/17/24

*Hopelessly Devoted by agentmoppet [E, 3k]

Harry awakens to a noise in the middle of the night, and everything he thought he knew comes crashing down around him. In the best possible way, of course.

Lucid Dreams by SpaceMooz [E, 4k]

Ron is having erotic dreams about Harry and can’t seem to look him in the eyes anymore.

*Please by Cassiara [E, 1k]

Harry didn’t usually beg. He demanded, cursed or just took his pleasure into his own hands. The last time Ron had brought him to the edge of desperation though, rubbing his prick against Harry’s entrance without making a move to just fuck him, the word had slipped past Harry’s lips without consideration. Please. Ron had growled and fucked Harry so hard and fast he’d felt it for days.

Renovations and Revelations by TheCheshireBat [M, 1k]

After a long day of renovating Grimmauld Place, Harry and Ron are filthy, tired, and hungry. (translation available in Português brasileiro (Wattpad))

*denotes personal favorite

[moekonoira]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

[souptastical]

[lizzy.cornsyrup.alt]

this is hitting RIGHT IN THE FEELS

also giving so much vibe inspo to my fav bff duo for my current fic omfg💔

[bestillmygoldenheart]

A beautiful Rarry edit ❤️

[nasubeenwithcat]

Slytherin Harry Potter(but he is a Gryffindor)/Ron Weasley fic doodle

What is their shipname???? Okay, I have only read the original in Japanese translation. And this post was machine translated. I checked it as best I could, but it is not perfect.

Harry and Ron are indeed friends. Ron loves the time The Boy Who Lived spends paying attention to him. He is completely absorbed in it.

Harry Potter is clearly not the right student for Gryffindor. He chose red and gold just to be 'special' to his friend.

"Pleased to meet you."

His answer was much shorter than Malfoy's rude greeting. But there was an unspoken understanding between them that it would be enough. In less time than it took Ron to blink, they had mutually agreed to it. Malfoy smiled in satisfaction and left them gracefully. It was a momentary lapse. A momentary lapse. What's that all about? It was a big shock, at least to little Weasley. For he had not expected that Harry Potter to shake Malfoy's hand. Ron felt the time that had been so cosy a moment ago suddenly grow boring, and he cast his eyes down. It would be nice if everything worked under clear rules, like chess, but the fact is that it doesn't always work that way. Harry Potter welcomed Malfoy. Ron swallowed the little seed. No doubt, he was happy to have this famous boy's precious time all to himself. He was happy that the boy, who was loved by everyone, could see him, and he felt a strong sense of specialness in that. He was disappointed when that was suddenly destroyed. The seed that had been sown wanted water. Great soil, warm sun and a well-thought-out name. All in order to put up young emerald leaves and put down roots in his 'favourite'.

Ronald Weasley is the youngest son in the Weasley family. Born into a poor but warm home, he grew up just like any other child. In the Weasley family, there is truly something that can only be called love. Ron loved his family because he knew it, but he also realised it no one ever said so openly.

The love from the Weasley family has never been equal.

Unfortunately, Ron realised this early on. The Weasleys loved their children, but there was never a moment when Ron felt more valued by them than Ginny. She was the only princess in a small house full of sons. Her parents clearly cared for Ginny more than any of their children. Surely if Ron and Ginny were to drown in the sea at the same time, they would save Ginny before Ron. Only after she was safe would they finally reach out to Ron. Even if it was not Ginny but his brothers, Ron would still be the last to be helped by them. Until then, who would take care of Ron? Undoubtedly, it was the chess. Only a used-up soldier and an instruction book needed Ron. It was not the Weasleys who told him, "It has to be you", but a white pawn. It was almost inevitable that he would become a chess master. He learnt the rules, learnt the openings, learnt how to guess his opponent's thought. Thanks to this, Ron was able to 'guess a few moves ahead' to some extent within the set rules. Based on this, he could also 'manipulate the situation to his advantage'. The problem is that there are not as many rules outside chess as he would expect. He does not want laws. He wants a promise: 'If you do this, this is what happens.' But no one has ever tried to teach Ron that. Even when he acts to make himself look like an honours student, the mysterious promise messes it up. He would always just stand there and be baffled. It always was＿＿＿ Ron looked enviously at the book Ginny was holding so carefully. He too had books he wanted to read, but when Mr and Mrs Weasley found out, they looked a little annoyed because of their financial difficulties and simply said, "Boys at this age play outside," and went on to the next shop. "There's a big library at Hogwarts. You can read as many books as you like there." It's not that he was expecting a library. What he wanted was attention. That day, Ron bit his lip in a huff. He wasn't even young enough to pretend he didn't know how stupid a way to get stuck in a bookshop, stubbornly, just to get his parents' attention.

That is why he was secretly pleased when Harry Potter was in a compartment, knowing it was a coincidental prank. The boy everyone knew had chosen Ronald Weasley, of all people. Not the rich boy, nor the children who also came from the Muggle community. Ron, who had attracted no attention from anyone, was found by him. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had nothing in common except that they were the same age. They were different in appearance, birth and love. Above all, he had more than enough 'attention' on both hands, which Ron had always wanted. However, the moment the Hogwarts Express started running, the only person Harry was paying attention to was Ron. How happy that made him. What even his parents had found it hard to give him, he gave easily. ......And how harmful it was for him.

"Gryffindor!"

Harry came running up to the Gryffindor table to thunderous applause, narrowing his eyes happily. A little further away, his brothers were shouting, "We've got Potter!"

"Ron."

Harry tapped him on the shoulder delightedly. Sitting down next to him naturally, he said, "Good. We're in the same dormitory," he whispered excitedly. He felt a strange satisfaction rise up his throat again at the sight of him. Of course. On the train they became friends. The Boy Who Lived's first friend was unquestionably Ron. Not Malfoy. After all, that handshake was just a stopgap. Having concluded this, Ron was completely at ease and watched the rest of the pairing. Come to think of it, the Malfoys are a famous family. (Of course, the Weasleys too.) He probably just decided that he shouldn't make buy him his displeasure.

By the way, Harry Potter was inexplicably strange. Not to mention his appearance, but his existance. He was an honours student. He could study well and was strong in sports. On top of that, he was brave, kind and 'The Boy Who Lived', so his following only grew stronger. Sensing a myriad of attention that was not directed at himself, Ron was more than a little doubt with the perfect Gryffindor student. If he was telling the truth, Harry had never known the magic until recently. He doesn't like reading, nor he doesn't have an unusually good memory.

"Maybe I have a good bond with magic." He explained as he unwrapped the large package McGonagall had sent him. "I didn't get very good grades before I came here, and I wasn't very good at sports." "A bond? Then maybe magic doesn't like me." "Don't be discouraged," he revealed the contents of the box. It was a Nimbus 2000, not a Clean Sweep. "You have chess, don't you?" "If I could get a grade by playing chess, I'd have a game against Snape by now." "Play with me. I've never beaten you."

He said as he made stand his broom by his side. Not teasingly, but seriously. The words made Ron feel better and he replied, "Anytime you're ready." The time for the eyes of the hero who arbitrarily holds the world's attention to turn to Ron alone. There's nothing more interesting than that. In fact, Harry was not a good player.

He probably did not know the theory. Often, without his awareness, the game would start on the kings gambit and end soon after. He always chose only the middle pawns to move, as if he could not forget being told one time that it is important to dominate the middle first in chess. That in itself wasn't wrong, but he was so obsessed with the middle that his subsequent moves were always fatally bad. He's thankful the muggle world has a game of the same name, every time he wins. Also glad he is good at chess. Thanks to that, he can beat Harry Potter, even though his Potions results are dismal. He can get his attention. The only fear is that he will give up trying to beat Ron one day. His brothers were brave enough to challenge him at first, but they soon realised that there were more important things to do than that. Gradually his chess skills became less and less important. So he loved it when Harry would say, a little ruefully, "Play with me again". It was nicer than 'congrats' or 'wow'. Because Ron could see that it was enough to promise that he wouldn't get bored yet.

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"Honestly, sometimes I can't believe my eyes. Because that uniform doesn't suit you too well. Nothing describes you more distantly than 'Dauntless'. No real Gryffindor would befriend a Slytherin. A student who befriends the enemy for their own gain is called 'Cunning'."

"I agree with you," replied the sarcastic voice, a voice that Ron knew very well. "Actually, I'm a Gryffindor. I got in there of my own volition, that's for sure." "Not the Sorting Hat?" "Sorting Hat? Oh-" he said, his faint smile betraying no trace of impatience at the mistake. "Yes, the Sorting Hat."

Ron had no idea what that conversation meant. There was the same air in the cellar that he had felt then. It's called 'unspoken understanding'. It is treated as a violation of the basic rules to speak about it. It is customary to talk eye to eye, memory to memory. Really, Harry Potter was incomprehensible to him. One thing he does know is that he looks different from the other Gryffindor students. There is no doubt that he is brave and courageous. He was the first one to run out to retrieve Neville's Remembrall. Despite this, that red uniform doesn't suit him very well. Even now it didn't. He was more 'natural' when he was talking to Malfoy in the cellar than when he was playing games in the Gryffindor common room. It was as if he looked like a Slytherin student, despite the fact that his tie was red.

"Can I go now? It's almost lights-out time." "I know that, but Potter-" Malfoy coughed. "No, Harry. If you want to go back to Slytherin, you can tell Professor Snape that." "Thank you, Malfoy. If it comes to that, I'll count on you."

Harry approached the door to leave the cellar. Ron hurriedly put away his extendable ear and ran as fast as he could up the stairs before the door opened. He spat the password with ragged breath at the fat lady and prepared to start on his homework report. He wrote the title in messy handwriting, opened some books and waited for the hinges to open again. His head was filled with a whisper that he had just heard. He had chosen Gryffindor of his own volition. So should he have originally been chosen for another dormitory? A student who would befriend the enemy for their own gain. What on earth did Harry value in Malfoy? At least on the train they would have met for the first time. Besides, even when the classes started, they didn't seem that close. No, no. Malfoy is a Slytherin. They were close without Ron's knowledge. Then was that incident that led to his being selected for the Quidditch team actually 'just designed to happen'? He wished he could have said it was just paranoia, but even he could see the marks of the promises made.

At that moment, there was the sound of a hinge opening, far behind his back. Ron picked up his pen with a bitter feeling. Why had Harry chosen Gryffindor? Was it because his first friend was a Weasley? No way. Even if he had chosen Slytherin, he would have had Malfoy. Or was it because he was proud to be The Boy Who Lived? If that was the case, why did he shake his hand?

"Ron," Harry approached the table where Ron was sitting, exactly as usual. "That report's still a week away from being due. Aren't you going to sleep?" "You're the one," the nib of his pen, which kept looking for a place to write, wobbled about, lost. "Where have you been?" "I told you. Penalty."

"Right. Can you see Malfoy as Snape?"

As soon as he said the words, the air that had been flowing gently until then froze as if it were a lie. Ron stared into Harry's eyes. He couldn't take it anymore. He had learned many people's secrets and kept them to himself, but tonight, he couldn't help but ask it. Likewise, Harry gazed back into Ron's eyes. The emerald green were not perturbed at all. On the contrary, it was like he knew exactly what was going to happen.

"Oh. You saw us," he readily admitted. "I did not tell you a lie, you know. Just that it ended too soon. Malfoy's arrival was just a coincidence. He's in Slytherin and Snape is a housemaster. He probably had something to do and just happened to find me there." "It didn't sound like the kind of talk he would do if he happened to find you, though." "I didn't have the impression either that you were the kind of person who would do homework at late night."

Harry nodded his head and took up one of the open books. "Put them away. We'll do it together tomorrow." He insulted me. Whatever the truth, Ron felt that way. It was just like when George or Fred would cover up a story they didn't want their brother to touch. Or when the Weasleys realised Ron needed to buy books too and wanted to leave the bookshop early. But Ron wasn't timid enough to bite his lip in silence again.

"......Why did you choose Gryffindor?" "Why don't you ask the Sorting Hat?" "I'm asking you. Why didn't you go to Slytherin?"

"Why didn't I go to Slytherin?"

His eyes narrowed. If he did so to smile, it was too eerie a movement. It was not unlike a lion's stare. It was more like the kind of look a snake would give when it has found its prey. As far as Ron knew, no student in Gryffindor ever smiled with a face like this. If this hero was a true Gryffindor student, that was not the case. Harry released the book onto the table.

"Because you're a Gryffindor, Weasley."

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SNUPIN: COMPLETED

Of Ink Stains and Rust [G] 500 words Remus Lupin/Severus Snape ー Severus is convinced dust is inevitable, but Remus notices the dour man won't tolerate any other untidiness.

Burn the Dark Away [G] 500 words Remus Lupin/Severus Snape ー Cathartic, somewhat angsty moment for Remus and Severus after the war is all over. Fangs [G] 100 words Remus Lupin/Severus Snape ー Chaos. Fear. Fangs.

SNARRY: COMPLETED

Between These Walls || [E] 40k words [Moodboard post] Severus wakes up in the hospital next to Harry, who he soon realises is struggling with depression. They both learn what it means to be in a relationship for the first time.

Our Forever Home || [E] 20k words 7th Year Severus Snape ♡ Professor Potter feat. time travel Kintsugi || [G] 2.5k words “Magic is not material. It is paradoxical. Almost spiritual.” Only Harry's magic can save Snape. Written in Japanese and translated to English (so the style is a bit different from my usual fics).

DRARRY: COMPLETED

How I Want Him || [M] 2.5k words This is how Harry wants Draco Malfoy: teeth gritted and spitting, bristling with frustration, desperate to— The Risk of Falling || [T] 19.7k words Draco-centric coming out fic i wish that i could wear hats || [T] 4.5k words Humorous songfic for brian david gilbert’s song

DRACO RARE PAIRS: COMPLETED

Copper and Blond Catharsis || [E] 16.6k words [post with banner] Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley ー Seven years after the war, a potion-dependent and troubled Draco returns to Britain; Ron picks up on old habits, following him around Diagon and pining after him. Smut with feelings. Brightly Shining || [T] 2.8k words Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley ー Draco’s first Christmas with his boyfriend, Charlie, at the Burrow. Surrounded by the boisterous Weasleys, Draco struggles to find the peace and joy of Christmas Eve—until Charlie leads him into a quiet corner for some loving reassurance.

WOLFSTAR: COMPLETED

Sweets and Meat & Sweet Relief || [T & E] 8.2k words Marauders Era, anxiety, hurt/comfort, realising feelings Seeing Other People || [E] 8.8k words Marauders Era getting-together songfic for Belle and Sebastian’s song Summer Sweating in a One-Room Flat || [E] 4.0k words Muggle AU smut short with Japanese Sirius and travelling Brit Remus Whines, Knocks, Shouts || [E] 3.6k words Humorous smut for Animagi Week 2024

F/F SAPPHIC MISC: COMPLETED

Striking a Spark || [T] 8.4k words Minerva McGonagall/Lily Evans Potter ー Thanks to sophisticated time travel methods, de-aged nineteen-year-old Minerva finds herself at a bar, revelling in the spontaneity of youth with her former students; Lily Evans and her friends. Perfectionism || [T] 2.6k words Minerva McGonagall/Eileen Prince ー Hogwarts Seventh Year, sweet girlfriends Hanami (Cherry Blossoms) || [G] 500 words Minerva McGonagall/Eileen Prince ー More sweet girlfriends, for Animagi Week 2024

M/M MISC: COMPLETED

Snapshots of Us || [G] 600 words Colin Creevey/Percy Weasley ー A house is not a home without love and care. Snapshots of how Percy and Colin love each other. So Just Go and Love Who You Love || [E] 2k words Louis Weasley/Lysander Scamander/Lorcan Scamander ー Louis remembers the sincerity as Lysander said, “My fool heart’s chosen you for everything you are. What do you think, Lorcan?” Lorcan summoned the nerve to admit, “I’d never settle for gorgeous wrapping with nothing beneath. You’re dazzling, inside and out.” Aurum et Ossa: Hallowe'en || [E] 2k words Viktor Krum/Scorpius Malfoy ー His ghost-grey eyes meet Viktor’s—time to let him catch another glimpse. Scorpius has been scattering teases all evening like droplets of freshly pricked blood dappling a trail. (Launch of the rare pair Vikorpius ship!) Jupiter and Virtus || [G] 2k words Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter ー Magical AU. An offbeat short fic about growing up and the crushes along the way. After Dawn Delight || [E] 1.8k words Viktor Krum/Percy Weasley ー Percy wishes Viktor would eat a proper meal, but unfortunately, Viktor distracts him from cooking breakfast. Tranquillitas || [E] 2k words James Potter/Severus Snape ー in 7th year, struggling with pressures of his own, James Potter finds himself making an unexpected peace offering. Hurt/comfort. Lightning Strike, Loving Squeeze || [G] 3.5k words Harry Potter/Ron Weasley ー Auror Ron discovers his animagi and his feelings for Harry Fluffy Snuggles || [G] 2.1k words Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter ー Pure fluff in an AU with an interesting animagi Fiery Sniffles || [G] 2.1k words Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter ー Fluff sequel to “Fluffy Snuggles” Nibbles || [G] 1.1k words Sirius Black/Severus Snape ー Snogging and antics in Grimmauld’s potion lab Lost & Won || [T] 1.4k words Sirius Black/James Potter ー Marauders Era Seventh Year, a romp in the Forbidden Forest

[ccgg112]

Ronarry is SO steynie coded.

Feeling EXTREMELY miserable whenever their best friend might be upset. Their entire world is thrown off its axis ✅

Having feelings of resentment and low self worth, feeling like you’re always overlooked by the person who in reality holds you in nothing but the highest regard ✅

Each others first friends. BEST friends ✅

Get these two ships a chess date asap plz

[realitybitesyouknowit]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter, Hogwarts Students & Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy & Minerva McGonagall, Regulus Black & Minerva Mcgonagall, Sirius Black & Minerva McGonagall, Luna Lovegood & Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Poppy Pomfrey Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, BAMF Minerva McGonagall, Protective Minerva McGonagall, Hurt/Comfort, Good Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Regulus Black Lives Summary:

Minerva McGonagall has always prided herself on the relationships she maintains with her former students, whether they hailed from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or even Slytherin. She has watched them grow, stumble, and rise again, and though they have long since left her classroom, she carries each of them in her heart.

or,

Minerva sees things she does not like time and time again. So she fixes them.

[cheriecherishchen]

Stop All the Clocks (This Is the Last Time I’m Leaving Without You) by firethesound

Summary: Living with Draco was difficult; living without him is unbearable. But if there’s one thing Harry learned from the war, it’s that even when one life ends, the rest of the world goes right on living.

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: E

Words: 44,706

Warning: Major Character Death; Harry/OMC

This hurts like hell. It's a story about how Harry coped with Draco's death after one mission went wrong. There were two parallel timelines: one of how they got together, and the other after Draco was gone. It raises the question of whether the saying "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is true. Is the time together with your true love worth all the pain when you lose them? Especially if the loss comes suddenly or the time isn't long enough? But perhaps it would never be long enough if you're truly in love with someone.

I'm not sure I could ever bear to read this again, but if you want to read something heavy and full of sorrow, you should definitely read this. (The part of their time together is wonderful, and sometimes made me laugh and feel warm at heart, which makes the hurt of Draco's death even more heart-rending. It's kind of like the movie Inside Out shows, all the memories of happiness were tinged with sadness when life changed.)

I dream of you, to wake by harryromper

Summary:

“Typically coma patients are made comfortable and left to regain consciousness in their own time," Draco points out carefully.

“Typically, yes. But when has anything about Harry been typical.” Hermione sighs, rubbing at her eye with the heel of her hand. “The Healer-in-Charge has consulted with experts at all the major wizarding hospitals. They all agree. Whatever’s happening inside of Harry’s head right now is killing him.”

Draco Malfoy is a world-renowned dream-walker, and he may be Harry Potter’s only hope.

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: T

Words: 13,665

The more you walked into Harry's dream alongside Draco, the sadder you felt for Harry. It's a beautifully written story with a situation bordering on hopeless, but there awaits a happy ending.

Prelude and Fugue by shes_gone

Summary: It took over an hour, from the time Harry arrived at work, for him to realise just how different today actually was.

Pairing: Harry Potter/Ron Weasley

Rating: E

Words: 16,094

My favorite fic of Harry/Ron! It's a time-loop story with an ingenious plot and one of the loops is really heart-breaking.

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Harry/Ron Hurt/Comfort Masterlist | Works With Less Than 5k Words

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last updated: 09/10/24 | links last checked: 09/10/24

*a mother's love by playitagain [T, 2k]

Molly stumbles upon her boys sharing a bed after a long day of training.

*a real thunderbolt by wheezy weasley [T, 3k]

“Who said you were leaving?” Ron questions. “I think you deserve a bit of a break, sure—honestly, mate, if I thought I could get you to leave for a while, I would make it happen, but I know you’re not going to let the rest of the world clean itself up without your help. I’m just suggesting getting some sleep first. After all, you’ve been through the most, out of everyone here. I say you deserve the rest.” “No, I—” Harry finds it difficult, putting it all into words. “I haven’t got the right,” he settles on, a moment later. “People died, Ron. I didn’t.” “Didn’t you?” the war is over, but that doesn't mean they're done. (Sequel to sea green, see blue)

*Cold Floors and Quicksand by Memori_wanderis [G, 1k]

"For the third time, the sound of furniture being moved in the living room woke Ron up."

*Compass Points by wickersnap [G, 3k, Minor Hermione/Ginny]

“Is this…” Harry croaks, “Is this how you feel when you look at her? When you see her with someone else?” Ron leaves several times throughout their friendship, but he always comes back. It doesn’t mean Harry ever stops feeling each loss like a knife to the gut, though.

*don't leave again by burnthesocks [T, 3k]

Takes place in The Deathly Hallows during the chapter “The Silver Doe,” when Harry tries to get the Gryffindor sword and destroy the locket Horcrux. (When Ron saves Harry.)

*friends just sleep in other beds by intertwiningwords [G, 1k]

harry has nightmares. ron helps.

Fuck It by me_i_and_this_guy [G, 1k]

Ron never thought it would end up like this when he first started helping Harry with his nightmares.

He wished Ron would look away…didn't he? by angelwithasaxophone [Not Rated, 1k]

A story set during Goblet of Fire, after the Third Task while Harry is in the hospital wing. Instead of Mrs Weasley being the one to comfort Harry, it's Ron.

*i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) by hotcuppa [G, 2k]

harry can’t sleep, and ron comforts him the best way he knows how.

i'll keep you safe. by celinalia [G, 1k]

harry is nervous about competing in the triwizard tournament. ron is trying to calm him down (and lowkey just as nervous as harry)

*denotes personal favorite

[digthewriter]

Complementary To Green - Harry/Ron/Draco Fic by digthewriter

Summary: When Draco had started The Malfoy Fix, he'd expected plenty of fashion-disaster(s) clients and had figured having an open-door policy was good for business. Although, catering to celebrity-Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley was not on the agenda.

Dressing up Potter and Weasley was more humorous than Draco had initially thought. It was also just as nerve-racking. It was true that initially, Weasley had been the one who was more than willing to pick fights with Draco; he was also the one who now actually listened to Draco, trying on whatever outfit Draco would pick out. Potter, on the other hand, questioned everything. "Why does he get the dark blue? I like dark blue." He always wanted to try whatever Weasley was trying and would give clothes selected for him to Weasley. "Purple's not really my colour." "It's not his size." "I'll spell it to fit over Ron's body." At that, Weasley had smirked. What was even worse was that they never left the room to go and change. They didn't even turn around or wait for Draco to turn around. For days, Draco had to endure Potter and Weasley getting naked in front of each other, their playful flirting, finding reasons to touch each other, and on the final day, Draco had to even break off the pseudo-wrestling match they'd initiated on the sofa because Weasley wanted to wear a silk scarf Draco had picked out for Potter. It was ridiculous. It was too much for Draco to handle, and he'd been right, there hadn't been enough Galleons in the world for Draco to endure all of this and come out unscathed. He was also absolutely, utterly jealous.

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[viria]

because in year 4 Harry gets gifted a sweater with a dragon on it, and it's not playing in Draco's favour

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[jkmc]

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