#he came back up using a tree branch 💀

[rainofthetwilight]

hey guys wanna hear about how today some guy at my school jumped to the other side of the school wall just to look for a ball

[sensei-venus]

Hot Chocolate Marshmallow Addict~ 🎄☕️

(Tried to keep the holiday season neutral, Mentions of headcanons about Axel’s background, Mention of abuse. Butchered trying to incorporate his accent💀)

The new neighborhood was beautiful during the holiday season. Lights lit up the whole neighborhood, lawns decorated in little decorations and bight neon lights. Houses where plastered in feet of tiny rainbows of Christmas lights that hung from the gutters.

Reader gasped and pointed to a large tree in front of a new house. Her eyes lit up while saying “Axel look at that one! isn’t it just beautiful?” the tree was decorated in bright white lights that hung onto the branches to make a amazing pattern. It helped to brighten the whole yard up. The tall man could only nod saying “Yes very pretty, we should do that to our tree.” he casually mentioned their own tree that stud in front of their own home. It was still early in the month so they did have time to put more decorations out before it was too late.

Reader smiled while looking back at him. She shivered a little as a small breeze swept past the couple. Her hands tried to warm up her jacket covered arms but it did little to actually help. Axel was quick to take notice of his wifes discomfort. Wrapping a arm around her they slowly started to walk.

Luckily it was only a few blocks away from their own home, a short walk back. With a small chuckle he said “How about we head home now. Its getting a little to cold, I would not like you getting sick on me so soon into the holiday season.” Reader felt her cheeks go warm. Rolling her eyes she huffed a little but sinks into his hold.

With how big Axel was he was basically a walking breathing furnace, and that wasn't a bad thing to Reader.

The two snuggle a little bit as they walked back home.

A few minutes later they were standing at their front door. Walking in the house was filled with a delightful scent, The house smelled of cookies and light pine, Axel being determined to get a real tree this year to celebrate being I their own place. Less then a year ago it was just them living in a tiny cramped apartment. Now they had a whole house to themselves.

“How about you go relax in the living room, I'm going to make us some hot chocolate.” Axel put his jacket off before heading to the kitchen.

Reader slowly put her own coat away and headed to the living room. She flopped down on the couch but almost jumped up. The cold fabric of the couch had her scrambling back up. Grabbing for a near by blanket in pure need. Moments later the thick material was covering her whole body. The urge to bundle up like a big came to mind very quickly.

It covered her whole body including her feet which where twitching from the cold. Even with socks on it felt like her toes could fall off. Clattering of pots came from the kitchen as she waited for her husband to return. Slowly the blanket started to warm up as the minutes ticked by.

The chubby woman quickly grew bored. Soon her mind wondered and eyes shifted to the large tree in the living room. It was decorated in a slew of lights and ornaments that the newlyweds picked out weeks prior to December. Over a spand of weeks they picked out new ornaments they found around town or online.

After that the two finally set up the tree together. A night filled with the two just laughing while listing to Christmas music, dancing around, and decorating the tree together. It was so soothing that they ended up curled up together on the couch that night. The smile on her face only grew as the timmer set lights flickered on. Lighting up the whole tree in a mix of white and neon lights, spiraling around the dark green pine-covered branches. The pretty star that topped the tree sparkled in the dim room. Only the light of the tree helped to make the room visible. It was truly breathtaking.

When the two first got together Reader had no clue how much Axel enjoyed the holidays.

It wasn't until their first holiday together that she really got a first-hand look at how much he liked the holidays. He was quick to show her all the pictures he would take back home. Dozens of pictures where shown of light displays and shows in his home country. A rare look of pure happiness covered his face. Scrolling though every single picture he explained something about the scene. Where it was taken, what year, what day what event. It was like every single moment was engraved in his mind forever.

The sad reality of his joy for the holidays was only brought up later.

“My mother would take me to all the big light shows in town when I was little. She loved lights, it was her favorite time of the year. She would hold me up on her shoulders as we passed under the huge trees. Those where the good days. When we were happy. I was so tiny back then.”

Death, servitude, abuse.

That is what followed for Axel as he grew older and life changed for him.

Sensei Wolf happened.

“Can you turn on TV?” the booming voice in the kitchen said.

Reader was quick to blink back to reality. The dark thoughts quicky resorting back to the very back of her mind for now. Humming she searched for the remote on the coffee table. With a grunt she found the cold plastic in reach and grabbed it off the table top. Fingers pushed the power button, the flatscreen on the far wall lit up in a matter of seconds. The room now completely filled with light and only the edges of the room dark.

Clicking around on some streaming apps she found the Christmas movie section. She bit her lip while scrolling through the multitude of movies. 

Heavy footsteps slowly crept out from within the kitchen and into the living room. A small click was heard from the cheap remote as a movie was picked. The intro started up while the screen changed frames. A steaming mug was held out in front of her face making her giggle a little. With gental hands she grasped the mug from long fingers. The warmth of the hot liquids inside momentarily burned at her hands but soon faded only leaving a bearable warmth. It made her sigh out in relief as the steam hit her nose.

“Warn but not to hot to burn you, lots of marshmallows.”

Oh man she forgot about the marshmallow thing.

The guy was absolutely obsessed with marshmallows and he couldn’t get enough of them. Anything and everything that went with marshmallows the man loved. During the holidays, they would go through bags and bags of marshmallows because he couldn’t stop himself from just eating them straight.

He was quick to set his own mug down on the coffee table. Sitting on the couch and stealing half the blanket. Reader groaned as the huge man pulled the blanket up and slipped under. Reader was quick to stop as a 6’4 heater known as only her husband warmed them. He rested his chin on her shoulder, simply kissing her neck with warm lips. She sighed with a ever growing smile. Her eyes started to flutter shut. Long arms wrapped around her making her even warmer. She almost sagged into his body, the warm contact having her tired and comfortable.

At the end of a very long day she was safe and warm, with a loving husband in a beautiful home during the cold holiday season.

“Dont fall asleep too soon, the movie just started.”

“I won't I promise.”

That was a lie because not even twenty minutes after a nice warm mug of hot chocolate and a whole handful of marshmallows, she was completely fanned out across Axel’s chest. Little snores and all.

Maybe this was Axel’s new favorite holiday pass time.

[itsgirlcraft]

Yall are getting spoilers for my One Disaster After Another Steve Saga AU~

Sooo this is a modern au where the Steves are all humans that are transformed into Steves. And Sabre is a social worker trying to find the root cause of all this, and keep tensions down. All of the transformations are connected to the Macguffin™ and Sabre's backstory, and let's just say most of them would've died if it weren't for that.

((Okay yall this is 2,235 words so FAIR WARNING. This is LONG 💀))

Dark Steve was betrayed by a close friend in a volcano-cavern hike, thrown off a bridge into the flowing lava far below. He came back confused and angry, but was quick to get vengeance. He haunted his former "friend", burning messages into their walls and flesh, covering windows in volcanic ash, and, eventually, consuming them in lava. No one ever found out what happened, just that they were seemingly haunted by a demon.

Nightmare Steve was originally transformed into a Yellow Steve, his friend becoming a Red Steve. He was overcome with bloodlust and desire for power, taking his friend's life and becoming the beast he is now. He is wanted for murder, and was hiding in alleyways at first. Dark found him, and was the one to guide Night towards his villainous legacy. Nightmare eventually gained confidence and became the King you all know.

Light was on a snow trip and was consumed by an avalanche, transforming into something furred, icy, and yet warm. The only reason they found him is because he figured out how to turn his fingers into long icicles, long enough to reach the surface. The rescue dogs couldn't tell the difference between him and the snow, the two were indistinguishable. The local rangers escorted him back home, including on the train.

Rainbow, ironically, is one of the few people I don't have a solid concept for. He was transformed after the first 5 colors, and shares a house with Light.

Red Steve was the first, transformed after his house caught fire. Everyone thought he did it on purpose, and thought he was a demonic entity haunting the town. In reality, he'd scraped together what little he had left, and tried to run away into the forest. But he was caught stealing food, and that's when the police surrounded him. They would've killed him if it weren't for Sabre stepping in (ironic compared to the og series...). Sabre took him to his car and they finally cleared up what happened, and he lives with Sabre now.

Green Steve was the second, and was caught by a grove of trees changed by the Macguffin Magic™. Their vines and branches swallowed him up, transforming him into something wooden and leafy. He was a teenager at the time, and had taken many walks through that forest. His parents called Sabre to help find him. Green met one of the talking trees, who does not take people. The tree explained there was a burst of magic that changed this forest, and some chose to use their power selfishly.

Blue Steve was the third, and, naturally, drowned. His leg was caught in coral and rock, and he wasn't strong enough to pull himself out. The body recovered was slimy and nearly unrecognizable as a person, until he woke up. Sabre once again was on the front lines, and helped Blue recover. Blue is a college student, and let's just say the second Blue Steve has a...sibling that caused a lot of harm. Her sibling caused the second Blue transformation.

Yellow and Purple were both transformed during a Macguffin Magic Storm™. Both are kids. Yellow Steve was riding his bike home from school when he was struck with lightning. He was lucky that the mom in the car next to him called Sabre immediately. He was found glowing and muddy, but his backpack and such were fine somehow. Sabre put his bike in his trunk and tried his best to dry him off, and was driving him home when he got a call for Purple.

Purple Steve is one of the youngest, under 10 years old, and is directly related to the Macguffin™. Something her currently-missing father built was activated by the storm, bringing an enderman from an alternate reality into their home. They weren't scared up until when it attacked them. The remnants of her father appeared to them, defeating the creature, but Purple was forever changed. This is not abnormal to her. Their father has appeared to them before, giving her information on the creatures he has encountered. She has an enderman plush from him, one of the few physical objects he has brought them. Purple was struggling to control their teleportation, as they kept getting frightened by Lucas, who called Sabre. Yellow decided to come with, and was able to calm her down.

Sabre, as a teenager, helped Purple's father build the Macguffin™, and wears a bandanna due to a...scar, of sorts, from the thing malfunctioning. He originally wanted to be a cop as a kid, but discovered all the corruption and politics surrounding that. He figured a social worker is better for everything he really wanted to be and to do. Compared to the og series, it's ironic how good he is at conflict resolution. It doesn't work every time, of course. Eventually, he founds an organization to assist Steves in both law/safety and daily life, and that's where the Rainbow Town comes from. It's not so much a place, as an idea, though it does have a physical space at one point.

Plague Steve had died from disease when he was transformed, and was poked and prodded for months by doctors. Those very "doctors" refused to tell him what he'd died from, or let him leave. He suffered a lot of medical trauma in that time frame. There were holes rotted away in his skin. He had to wear a gas mask when he finally left, as per the contract he was forced to sign. Despite the fact that it was understood that he was not inherently contagious. He despises the alienation the whole thing brought upon him, and just wants to be close to someone for once. He turned against Sabre and Rainbow violently the moment they believed he was dangerous/evil.

Positive Steve and Negative Steve were Yellow/Red twins experimented on by Nightmare, who was trying to replicate his backstory. It didn't work as he'd expected, but brought promising results after they were able to fuse together. They weren't even teens yet when he took them. A mix of Frankenstein-style experimenting and a bit of psychological torture brought them to their hybrid-like appearance. If they didn't distrust everyone who wasn't Night and Dark, they could've found a safe haven in the Rainbow Town.

Hypno Steve was meant to replicate the Infinity experiments, but led Dark to create something else entirely. Hypno is one of the few Steves that utterly despises what he has become, and never truly embraces it. Of course, plenty spend a few months being Angsty about it, but that is a defining part of Hypno. He's not sad - he's angry. If it were up to him, he'd end every Steve, every source of magic, from this world. He'd purge it all. But Rainbow is the one thing holding him back, that reminds him that his existence has a place in this world. Unlike Pos and Neg, he distrusts the place he comes from the most.

The Galaxy Family is one of my favorites. Illusion ran away from home as a child, and lives alone in an abandoned house, stealing from local chain stores. Galaxy and Void are feuding brothers, which begins to hurt everyone around them, including those most important - their sons. Galaxy is at fault for Void and Memory's transformations, and this is the final straw that brings Void to villainy.

Galaxy Steve was walking home with groceries in the rain when he fell into a wormhole. He witnessed the stars, supernovae, and far-away planets, eventually landing in the purple/galaxy dimension completely changed. He's fluffy, with four arms and a sort of alien-wolf look. He gets distracted by all the sights before remembering the groceries and his kids, going back to find all his paper bags soaked and ripped. He carries everything in his arms, and finds his sons changed too.

Time Steve loves clockwork and gears, and was fixing a clock in the basement when he got caught on something and...he blacked out. There was blood. He fused with the clock. No-one is quite sure how or why, but it happened. Elemental found him after his own transformation, and was devastated, thinking his irresponsibility had killed his dear brother. El took his brother up to the living room, finding he was still alive. Time woke up not long after Galaxy got home, and was surprised by what had happened. But he wasn't afraid, for he had his family by his side.

Elemental Steve was enjoying the storm outside when he was struck by lightning, falling into a pond. He woke up underwater, barely having time to adjust before he remembered his brother. He worried he'd burn/soak things with strange liquid-solid hands, but they seemed to work normally. Time snuggled up to his lava-arm after waking up. He can change how solid his arms are, shifting them in size and, eventually, making them float. He grew his vines around his brother to keep Time close after finding him unconscious.

Illusion Steve was transformed after a severe panic attack while he was stealing late at night. He'd lived with panic attacks and anxiety for a long time, but this one was so overwhelming he fell unconscious. His new body did give him a pocket dimension to put goods in, though, so he used that to his advantage. He took some clothes to hide himself, but the whole experience led him to almost getting caught. He revealed himself as a last-ditch effort, discovering his powers. He's even more distrustful of people than everyone else.

Void Steve and Memory Steve were both transformed as a result of Galaxy and co. visiting. Galaxy was trying to explain what had happened to a very tired Void when his powers tweaked out and he summoned a darker version of the wormhole beneath his brother. He jumped in after him, even though Galaxy wasn't sure he'd make it back. He bore witness to Void's transformation, just out of reach as they fell down, down, down, past black holes and asteroids. Until they landed in the Void Dimension, where Void blew up in Galaxy's face about everything. Everything that has hurt him, every stupid decision. By the time they came back, Galaxy could barely stammer out an apology.

Memory Steve witnessed the wormhole, and ran, but Galaxy asked Time and Elemental to make sure he's safe. He'd run to the basement, and in the dark fell into his own dimension. The two went after him, bearing witness to his transformation, too. In the lava-swamp of the dimension, Memory couldn't speak, running nowhere. He was naturally selectively mute, but here, his thoughts were written on signs trailing behind him. His human face became something of a distant memory by the time he stopped. His nephews comfort him and take him back home. Void discovers what happened and is even more furious with his brother, banning them all from stepping anywhere near him and his son. Void's protectiveness of his son takes him down a dark path that hurts the very one he loves the most. Memory kept in contact with them in secret, until he just...didn't. Void started getting in his head.

So..who did I skip...Shadow, Reverse...oooohh!! Ghost and Faceless, yesss!!!

Ghost Steve was the first prey of the Catacombs, getting lost and, eventually, losing himself. The catacombs are alive, and hungry for an identity. Ghost was a young adult, tired of the life he was living. He decided to leave the touring group, wandering the musty halls alone. But soon he found himself in a shifting maze of bleak, mossy brick, where only his own voice echoed. The longer he stayed, the more it hurt, until it didn't. Ghost doesn't know if he truly died down there, or if he simply changed. But by the time he'd found the touring area again, he wasn't human. He was see-through, a ghost of what he once was. And, slowly, that's all he ever was. There was nothing before this. He was just...Ghost.

Faceless was once a failed businessman, frustrated with his life, and went into the catacombs to get away from it all. But it wasn't long before the dust of the dead called to him, too. He slipped between the cracks, finding an old mask with not a single facial feature, just gray... He put it on, and was choked by the smell of death. But it wouldn't come off. He could feel his face practically melting away. It wasn't long before the color faded from his skin, and the only facial feature left...was a single, sideways eye in the center of his face. It wasn't long before Ghost found him, and asked who he was. ...Everything that provided identity for Faceless was fading, too. His license was unreadable, and anything else with his name was falling apart. Ghost etched what little he could figure out on the stone bricks around them. And that is all that remains.

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Godamn you read it all? Good work! Have a cookie! 🍪

...

Wanna know a secret?

...

Purple's father is Origin Steve.

He's the Macguffin.

[rubra-wav]

Why So Blue? Vox x Reader

[ Part 2 - Never Gonna Give It Up ]

A/N Listen man, I don't know jackshit about code or hacking, and that's probably gonna become glaringly obvious throughout this fic 💀

Cw: SFW, gn!reader, intimidation and manipulation, slight mention of blood.

<< [ Part 1 ]

A month went by since the attack on his social media and hijacking of his camera systems had taken place.

The paranoid anticipation of a second attack was deeply present to Vox, but it faded at about the 2 week mark.

Surely, whatever imperfections there were had been mended! Someone would be thrown on the chopping block if not.

All his employees were on edge and were eager not to irritate him even a little bit after last time. Even more than usual. It was excellent to the TV demon, stroking his sadistic power complex even more than it already was.

Every blow done to his ego with the Sinstagram hacking had fallen away, and he was once again power tripping on everything around him. As expected, the home surveillance systems had made him a killing, and he could see places he'd never been able to make it to now.

All of these things put him in a rare string of a genuinely good mood. Everything seemed to be working out.

On the other hand, you worked hard on your next attack that'd far solidify your threat to him, that's for damn sure.

You'd given it a few weeks before you began to really step into your next plot, wanted to lure him into a false sense of security so he'd fall harder off his high horse.

You laid on your stomach in the middle of your living room surrounded by your collection of monitors, clicking away with one hand and typing code out with the other.

The next stage of you trolling him was just gonna be meme material alongside establishing your persona to properly establish your presence in hell.

The more serious pranks up your sleeve would be showing up later down the line. For now, you were just playing games with him for entertainment.

You were barely able to leave home nowadays, opting to befriending people or talking to those you knew before becoming a recluse online.

One of these friends of yours being a certain inventor who ironically very much wanted to be positively noticed by the object of your somewhat despise.

At first, it was because you took pity upon Sir Pentious, having helped to patch him up after he (literally) exploded through the wall of your apartment, however, you came to enjoy his presence.

He was power-hungry, of course. However, he also just wasn't much of a threat at all. He wasn't charming or manipulative - god, was he an awful liar - just good with making things. Pen was a glorified, awkward, and overly goofy fanboy more than anything.

You kept trying to encourage him to work on a business of his own rather than just trying displays of power against Cherri Bomb for the sake of trying to get attention from the Vees, but he just wouldn't listen.

The sound of you receiving a notification from said inventor snapped you out of spacing out at your reflection in the monitor in front of you.

I got the codes you asked for, (Name). 🫡

*Pen included attachments*

Do be careful with these, though. I had to talk to one of my acquaintances in league with lady Velvette's people for these, and they said that it seemed like bad news to have these on you!

Just what are you planning on using them for?

You hummed as you looked at the codes sent, thinking of how you would answer exactly, your eyes wandering absentmindedly to the slightly peeling painting of tree branches on the wall you had done many years ago at this point.

Your eyes snapped back to your monitor as you typed back simply.

Thank you very much! 🧡

And let's just say... tomfoolery.

....

Should I be worried?

You snorted.

Probablyyyyyy~~~

You laughed at the barrage of texts with extremely poor spelling sent to you one after the other half jokingly fretting about you. In the beginning, it was genuine panic from him, but he'd come to know you were smart enough to not kill yourself via being a menace.

Chill out, MUM. I'll be good.

I mean, you most assuredly wouldn't be good, but he didn't need to know that.

You weren't exactly going to reveal you were the one harassing Vox to anyone, even if you were friends. Doing so would be endangering you but also them as well.

You logged the access codes you had gotten from Pentious - ones you couldn't attain normally because they were physically kept in real life - humming and kicking your legs as you cleaned the attack up to make sure there wasn't some missed quotation or something which would fuck the whole thing up.

As you worked hard, a certain someone was about to wake up to the cemented vision of the series of unfortunate events you had in store for him.

-

This time, Vox woke up in a very unconventional way unlike the prior attack.

One of his main maintenance team members booted him up before his scheduled time.

He looked at the employee with confusion, which quickly turned to anger as he realised that this asshole had intruded into his sleeping quarters, he was very confident, without permission.

The embarrassment about his sleep attire of course underlying. It was hardly the same impression as what he wished to show to the world.

He instantly went to start yelling at the obviously shit scared man in front of him, but he was stopped short as he heard familiar lyrics that didn't yet fully register for him.

"What. What the fuck is that?" He asked, Vox looked at the employee who seemed to be grappling to try and explain.

"We're.. o.. angers.. o love.. u.. ow the rules, and...o do I!"

Vox's eyebrow furrowed in disbelief, mouth parting as he fought to comprehend what was going on, straining to hear what the song was.

"A.. ull.. commitments.. -at.. m.. inking of. O.. ouldn't get this.. om any other.. uy."

Seeing as the employee was useless next to him, Vox got out of bed and quickly raced to his bedroom window, ripping the blinds apart and opening the window.

"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand."

Vox looked absolutely dumbfounded out at the scene of hell before him as his still tired brain fully comprehended what he was hearing and seeing.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you!"

Who in the fuck was rickrolling hell.

It was on every single billboard and screen that Vox could see out the window of the tall building he lived in, the image of Rick Astley singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' with a small message Vox could barely make out at the bottom of the faraway billboard.

"S-sir, it's been playing since 6am, we haven't been able to turn it off! It's everywhere! This hacker- 'U' they call themselves, its the same person as last time it seems!" The frightened employee standing behind the hunched over and now trembling figure of Vox finally found his voice.

Vox let out a cold bark of laughter, slamming his hands against the windowsill as he jerkily moved to face the employee. "What the fuck," Vox began to approach the young man, him shrinking back from the clearly furious overlord. "Do you mean that this has been p-p-playing," Vox glitched as he gripped both hands on the techie's shoulders. "Since 6 in the fucking morning!" He yelled.

His claws dug into his shoulders hard. He was about to go fully apeshit, but the sane part of his brain won over that at the last second.

This was not one of his lowest earners, and he had far more pressing things to do then prey on the refuse lest his image be messed up any more then it already had.

He stiffly unhanded the employee, eyes admiring the way blood had started beading where his claws had dug in before taking a deep breath, composing himself and then forcing a strained smile.

"My apologies," a lie, of course. "I will deal with this accordingly myself since it seems like you and your team are un-a-able to yourselves." He spat the last part out, before striding out of his bedroom with one last 'get out.' directed at the employee shaking like a leaf in a strong breeze.

It was all over the internet and Vox knew he had no chance of dealing away with it like last time.

He could do away with a stupid Sinstagram post pretty easily. It was moreso from one source - the branches from that easily clipped and made to be forgotten about nearly completely with a carefully placed broadcast that was succinct and to the point with his hypnosis ability, and constant content moderation.

This though was a completely different story.

Even after kicking you from his system (he hoped), he found himself unable to even begin to try moderate everything as he did last time. He couldn't escape 'U' becoming a viral meme overnight.

Someone with obviously incredible hacking skills using said skills not to attack or harm Vox or anyone, but to instead Rick Roll the entirety of hell?

Vox became a victim of the meme culture him and Velvette had cultivated to keep eyes on them, and he hated it.

He was terrified, which of course manifested as red hot anger. Anger which grew even worse as something was discovered the afternoon of him finally managing to remove the video loop being broadcasted.

An account on one of the many social media applications he owned. An account he somehow couldn't touch with one single post going absolutely viral - the same as the text that was displayed across the bottom of video you had infected all of his screens with which he couldn't quite see from out of his window the prior morning.

'Never gonna give it up, never gonna let you go. Never gonna let you run away and avoid me~ - U'

If anyone wants to be added to a taglist for when I update this fic lmk - I was unsure if the people I @ last time still wanted to be (sorry)

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[melonsw33t]

YOU'RE FINE 💀

He's right here

I don't have a link because I've got NO IDEA where to put him.

So far, I have him as being hatched VERY close to the day they all left Bergentown, making the putt-putt course the only home he's ever known. I hc that B(Sp)ruce and Clay left together as a duet and within the next few years had TRIED to go back to visit but the troll tree was empty. They found the course on the way out and stayed for maybe a week. Clay saw the need for order and structure so he decided to stay, but it wasn't Bruce's scene, so they separated. Clay and Bruce seem to have been teens when they left, so Flax is maybe 14-15 years younger than Clay? He was a little kid when Clay first came into the picture and hearing about the world outside of the course was something you'd expect from a fairytale. Once he got a little older and the curiosity grew, Flax started bypassing security measures to get outside, going a little further each time. He came across critters and wild strawberry and blackberry plants, things that he'd never seen before. They didn't have plants on the course because the ground was turf, sand, and cement. They lived off of the frozen fair foods, adapting with claws and sharp teeth for meat consumption. Because of the sudden change in diet, it caused a type of malnourishment that dwindled their ability to stretch their hair to the point all they can do now is ball up or tangle. Special occasions warranted a hot meal, but other than that, they didn't cook the food out of fear of the smell attracting trouble. Flax had started gathering the berries and bringing them back, which in turn alerted Viva to who had been sneaking out. She kind of freaked out, going on about how dangerous the world out there is. Clay was the one who convinced her that a forager was good to have. So that's what Flax was. He went out and got whatever seemed useful. Discarded Bergen-sized items, vines, etc.. the further he went from the course and Bergen Town, the more he could breathe. The smog dissipated after a certain distance, and it just seemed so much cleaner. This had him come to the decision to move to Trollstopia/Troll village when the option came up. But being nocturnal and honestly not that social, he made his home in the knothole of a tree far enough out that the daytime ruckus didn't wake him. He goes into the village often enough, even in the day if it's not too bright out. His hollow has a setup similar to Branch's plethora of jarred foods. Not because he's preparing to be shut in or anything but because there's so much that's new to him that he just wants part of everything nearby. He's not interested in 'regaining' the ability to fully stretch his hair like the older Putters because he never had it in the first place and he gets along just fine.

Made a putt-putt troll because I saw your posts and love the idea of them being slightly fucked up. His name is Flax and he's absolutely ready to throw hands.

Do you think the Putt-putt Trolls *all* moved to Trollstopia/Troll village or got split in two groups? I feel like most of them are nocturnal and light sensitive (lower visibility at night and less chance of being found by Bergens)

Fuck sorry for the delayed reply, I really only use mobile for tumblr nowadays and it is garbage at letting you know when you have an ask :/

ANYWAYS

I love that you were inspired to make a character!! If you have any art or writing about them, feel free to send me links to check out!!

Honestly, I feel like at first, Poppy would put a lot of pressure on Viva to move all of her people to the main village/Trollstopia. Like, not even really asking Viva if that's what she wants to do, just kind of assuming it's happening and starting to make plans for it. And Viva's too worried about making Poppy upset and losing her again to object.

But, after a bit of chaos and some yelling and then some heart to heart talking between the sisters, I think eventually it would be settled that the Putt Putt trolls will have a sort of neighborhood in Trollstopia where they can stay, and there are some who chose to live there permanently (probably the Trolls who were older when they were separated all those years ago, and so remained mostly the same rather than adapting to their new home as much as Viva and the younger Putt Putts), it acts mostly as almost like a resort or hotel where the Putt Putt trolls stay when they want to visit the main village. Viva and Clay play a much larger role in developing the accommodations this time rather than letting Poppy take over, since previously she would have designed under the assumption that the Putt Putt trolls were just the same as all the other Pop trolls.

But! Those are just my thoughts! Definitely not law or anything, haha, so I'm always happy to hear if anyone has different thoughts!

[austinsastrology8991]

> Ascendant Aspects < How you Appear to be, and how your treated based off your appearances > why you look like a clown without makeup

Ascendant aspecting Sun - I like your smile. Did you put it on for me, or for yourself? yes your charismatic, yes we noticed why your so confident, yes your literally the greatest person do you really need us to shower you in affection all the fkn time? your extra but too many toppings ruin a good pizza. your the embodiment of the cheesy smile from that cat in alice in wonderland. main character energy for sure you get the attention and you know how to use it Ascendant Aspecting moon - 🌚 < dont they look like that.? idk but you guys look like someone you want to grab the cheeks of and treat like a baby, your like a sugar glider. but we know your emotional so we have to be careful with how we grab your cheeks 👀 please stop crying its just a joke > also; big ass eyes. you are so sweet that everyone just wants to take you home and feed you till you become so obese you cant leave Ascendant Aspecting Mercury - the most devilish and cheeky smile all at once. they look like a kid about to do something bad, or have just been caught doing something bad and are now trying to explain why they had to do that dumbassery. but no matter how much you explain yourself, we will still question you because its funny watching you come up with explanations. you give me the vibe of any character from cartoon network or nickledoen - timmy turner, southpark, phineas and ferb, ed edd and eddy, or fkn bart simpson, you act like a cartoon yes.

Ascendant Aspecting Venus - I dont normally do this but whats ur number? is what your used to hearing presumably. and its not necessarily because your attractive... okay you are, you can stop pouting now. but its because you know how to get attention and you clearly love getting it. but they act so superficial, and oblivious sometimes... like they purposrfully look away just so its easier for you to look at them, 💀 then they look back playfully and it gets you in the feels. remind me of doctor who's bitches (any of them) they all act the same idc what you say

Ascendant Aspecting Mars - so pissed off lol but its hot. they are fierce > if they want something they are going to get it, and even the mere consideration of negotiating what they want will just get them more mad. which makes them more attractive? idk people love their ferocity, and as much as people say they don't like aggressive types, they don't ever get in their way when they pissed off (ik because im hot head) your basically a hornet > and no one gonna fight a hornet without the proper precautions Ascendant aspecting Jupiter - Yall are excellent at impressions and being impressionable, idk how you do it so well. You just act normal but then pull off this funny shit and return back to normal like its nothing. you guys perfected just being, and this energy makes people want to be around you. Your like a firework, the explosion is awesome, but when it goes away your like damn that was awesome wish it stayed; but thats what makes it so good, because we never know when its coming, and when its gone we want it back lol Ascendant Aspecting Saturn - batman without the mask sucks. thats you. batman without the mask.... why so serious???? > "because life shouldnt be taking for granted and fuckery aint apart of my Repertoire" - is some whack ass shit yall would say. you have great dignity, but people get insecure around you because your on top of your shit. oh and you tell people to get on top of their shit all the fkn time lol. > your like a crow, you look like one and act like one. - Side note- one time i had a stand off with a crow: I was chilling at home and i was on top of these tile blocks, then this crow came along. I tried to scare him, by like staunching him just a bit. but he responded by gripping the tree branch he was perched on, by twisting his claw foot; and he did it with so much ferocity it made this bone cracking noise (from the strength of his grip gripping the tree) and suddenly i was intimated.... by a fkn crow. okay moving on

Ascendant Aspecting Uranus - how did you even become like that. no one really understands why you act the way you do, you do some really eccentric things which are eye grabbing but also disturbing the more you think about it. your like a sword fish. theres probably more effective ways to kill fish, but i mean a sword works, we are just wondering how you attached a sword to your face. also try to calm down, you doing so much and acting so bizarre that im actually more worried about you, even though im laughing my ass off. Ascendant Aspecting Neptune - your like a mirror of all that i ever could want in a person, and this mysterious allure you so easily pull off is truly enchanting. its like being around you makes it feel as if reality can so easily be readjusted into what i would like it to be. but this quality of urs is addicting, and no wonder people project onto you. but you cant even blame them, you literally shapeshift into whatever you want, and typically you like to show it off. your like a chameleon. or a axolotl Ascendant Aspecting Pluto - you scare people easily lol. your a spider. but spiders are sexy.... look at the BUNDA. okay but those teeth yeesh, have you ever seen a spider like lick its lips, bro its fkn scary. theres a reason arachnophobia is the most popular phobia and its because spiders are fucked. and yall are fucked. you move like a spider, and i swear to god you smile like one too lol. but people low key wanna be eaten by a spider..... so go ahead choose yo prey you fkn creepy crawler

[riverstardis]

rules of attraction:

ahh lots of cal stuff in the previously you know what that means!!

rita and iain walking in to work together for the third time this week👀

oh wait technically this is the start of rita’s exit storyline >:(

i don’t remember robyn max and lofty moving but this is definitely a different house than the one they used to live in, they used to have to get the bus to work but this is the one that’s right outside the ambulance station

dixie has her adoption panel thing

noel tells cal that some cute new itu nurse was asking asking him but he says she’s not really his type and when he’s gone noel asks ethan what’s wrong with him and big mac’s like “yeah i thought all girls were his type?” ethan says he thinks taylor’s put him off dating forever😬

lily talking on the phone in chinese and then rushes to the bathroom and alicia follows her asking if everything’s okay and lily dismisses her. that was her finding out her dad died then😢

this brother and sister are very cal and ethan core

i mean that’s clearly intentional some of this is literally just their dialogue

“i don’t need protecting i need patients to treat!” “well throw a bandage out there and you’ll hit one” SJDKKF

the sister being careless and accidentally collapsing a warehouse on top of her brother😬

cal attends the scene and the sister pushes him out of the way right before something else falls on them

lmaoo robyn being like “so how does it feel to have been saved by a girl?” and cal’s like “i am going to kill iain”

max coming in and going “does anyone need me? cause i heard there was a damsel in distress”💀💀

aww ethan going to the sister “i heard you saved my brother, so thank you. he can be a right pain sometimes but he’s the only one i’ve got” :(((

cal going to speak to the sister “hey, if it makes you feel any better i accidentally shot my brother with an air rifle once” “ever knock a warehouse down on top of him?” “no, but, i have wanted to at times”

can’t believe he just casually says he shot ethan with an air rifle once and then we never hear the story like I WANNA KNOWWW

it also makes me think of in the 30th when ethan says he’s never been very good at being injured cause like yeah he clearly has experience in being injured. also not really related to the air rifle but he then goes on to say “cal says that’s why i became a doctor, to fix myself” which is interesting because you could take it literally to mean physically fixing himself when he’s injured but that doesn’t make sense because doctors don’t treat themselves so i think it’s actually a double entendre (i think that’s what it’s called?) as in he (by he i mean cal because ethan’s just repeating) is using it literally to refer to being injured but he’s also implying something else which i’m inclined to believe is something about ethan’s mental health. anyways that’s not even relevant to this ep and i’ll probably repeat this when too old for this shift actually comes along. actually i suppose it’s partially relevant to the coming episodes given we’re about to see ethan’s mental health deteriorate in real time🙃

“when we were kids i used to watch him climbing trees. he made it look so easy. i tried and fell off the first branch. he tried to catch me and dislocated his shoulder. i walked away without a scratch” cal: “isn’t that what brothers are for? to catch us when we fall” “just once i’d like it to be the other way round”

“i came back to fix things, not to make them worse. to be a friend, not a problem to be solved” cal: “yeahh that would make a change. although that would mean having to grow up and become sensible like them” lmaoo cal and this woman are the same person

aww dylan telling his patient about his ocd to try and encourage her to tell them about her husband

dixie talking about jeff in her adoption interview :((

the panel say no :(

cal asking the sister out to the hope and anchor

lily telling alicia she did well today

connie asking lily what’s wrong and she tells her that her mum called and told her her dad died but she wanted to finish her shift because that’s what he would’ve wanted :(

cal and the sister walking over to the pub but taylor’s outside😬

now i gotta find the red button special! i mean i rewatched from alicia’s first ep to just before cal’s death just earlier this year and i definitely found it then so i’m sure it won’t be difficult to find