#he is not to scale

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat's post-vet-visit dramatics are always very shortlived

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton

[paintedcrows]

In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

[pangur-and-grim]

[morganbritton132]

Steve ranks the severity of his migraines on a scale of Lucas Sinclair to Mike Wheeler with everybody else in between.

Robin knows this. Eddie doesn’t.

He’s truly baffled when Steve says his head hurts and Robin asks, “Who is it?”

“Dustin,” Steve answers, running his eyes. “Getting to Mike.”

“California Mike (migraine with aura) or Hawkins Mike (migraine without aura)?”

“California.”

“Hm, yeah,” Robin says already getting up to close the curtains. “Let’s get you to bed before it gets worse.”

Then Eddie is left alone in a dark room like, “What the fuck is a California Mike.”

[pufftheninja]

I spent way too much time making this.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[redworkredwork]

i sewed a very small zim

[rookschnapps]

MER AU!!! I’m so excited to post this one. click for better quality

it takes pretty heavy inspiration from @mamawasatesttube ‘s delightful mer au ideas featuring tim and kon reuniting in the worst way possible

[chiangyorange]

the chain but on a scale of who says hooray yippee and wahoo

is this anything.

[kifaprokumiv]

🐴🦁🤨?

[yaolmao]

au; Kid is a bit less orderly than how Death made him to be. Or Kid and Blackstar are mad

Dialogue in Yukio Mishima, Confessions of a Mask (pg.82)

[chloesimaginationthings]

How did Bonnie get so fucking tall in FNAF 2…

[bruciemilf]

I actually think Battinson has the best potential to bring out Bruce’s medical education when it comes to being Batman.

Keep in mind, it’s not that Bruce couldn't graduate med school. He just chose not to.

Battinson who can analyze a cut, determine the object used to inflict it, the intent behind it. And if you lie about it, he’ll know.

Battinson who’ll turn off his detective brain while at a scene, marching directly in someone’s face, — officer, offender, someone who just needs help and that's it, — and his voice is soft, which they know means bad. “Go see a doctor. Right now.”

Battinson who never leaves unless he makes sure everyone who needs medical attention at a scene gets treated accordingly.

He never says a word, just works, like ink on paper, hands capable of harm and healing of equal quantity. They feel safe.

Battinson who carries medical supplies on his belt. Narcan, Tylenol, insulin, bandages. An emergency scalpel.

Getting handed a tampon by him would be a religious experience.

ER doctors, from Park Row to the Narrows, don't know how, why, or when they started assisting the Bat on operating people. From civilian to Rogue. They just do.

He even gets his own pager.

[pangur-and-grim]

I have a bed bug

[hyunpic]

🖤