#he was behind the curtain like FUCK

[sergle]

I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

[katsettee]

I hate eldrich beings that are human-ified

I wouldn’t care about the character if it was just a fucked up human. Its all or nothing on the freak train i want to see a horrible grotesque being FUCK your conventionally attractive monster EHGH

[nashvillethotchicken]

My boyfriends thoughts on iwtv characters on a scale of megabased to megacringe (typed verbatim from what he said)

Louis: based

Lestat: *sigh* based until he dropped Louis then cringe but then based during trial when he was telling the truth but back to cringe when he decided and went along with it. Overall... cringe

Claudia:mega based. Went out singing song used to torment her

Madeleine:cringe bc her vampire eyes looked weird (objectively wrong but imma let him have it)

Jonah:based

Santiago:mega-based. This nigga can fly, act, follow the rules. He don't bottom bitch for nobody, unlike Armand.

Eastern European lady: based. War hardened. Not quite megabased

Feral vampire: cringe

Feral vampires mother: mega cringe. Nihilistic behavior will not be tolerated in this home

Armand I guess: when he's showing off fire shit and shutting people down he's mega based, when you tell him face down ass up in the coffin now AND HE OBLIGES? Mega Cringe. His gaslight gatekeep girl boss is megabased

Fake Rashid: Cringe

Real Rashid: mega based. Goddamn industry plant

Daniel: fuckin sigh, crackhead Daniel megacringe, reformed divorced Daniel megabased. Eats and leaves no crumbs

Damek: true neutral

Antoinette: if you have nothing nice to say don't say it

Paul:mega cringe

Grace: mega based, husband is mega cringe (could not give explanation but I'm sure he has one)

Florence: *head shake and stank face* peak cringe

He then grunted and squeezed my thigh.

[numiolaes]

also pulling this from my targaryen ocs lore but i firmly believe there are more targaryens than just the royal line. when they flee valyria it's said that aenar took his "wives, siblings, children and kin". kin when you're talking about what are effectively clans can cover a LOT of people since it includes cousins and then you add in the polygamy thing Welp. Literally look at the freys to see how big ONE house can be.

I firmly believe when the doom happened there were a couple hundred targaryens in westeros. which would have expanded in the 100 years between then and aegon and again between aegon and the dance. it's just likely that especially around the dance a LOT of the cadet branches take loses, then later you get the rebellions, add in how that targs are Kinda Fucking Cursed and boom, you're down to the smattering we see in the 5 kings era.

like, that's realistically how things like houses work. i get why grrm doesn't write about all that because that's a lot of fucking people to work into the fucking timeline but then you shouldn't have made the valyrians polygamous and imply that aenar took basically his whole house over to dragonstone.

[littleplantfreak]

mmmm umemiya who makes you put on a show for him. who pulls up a chair beside your bed and gently positions you on the mattress exactly where he wants you and tells you where to touch yourself and how. and you look so pretty, so perfect, he has to squeeze the armrests to prevent the urge to reach out to you. and HE looks absolutely edible, leaned back in the seat with his knees spread and his eyes darkened with lust and appreciation and his undivided attention focused purely on you.

You're being soooo good doing everything he's telling you to do but he can see your fingers just aren't hitting the right spots, which has him losing it a little bit. The longer it goes on the worse he gets, seeing how frustrated you look by how hard you're trying to follow his orders but just not reaching the high he wants to see. Once he sees a little tear run down your cheek he's given up, and just tosses his pants off at that point. He's got his fingers in you in seconds and you practically cum right then and there because that's the ticket, they know exactly where to go inside you.

[theworldinclines]

drawing conclusions. connecting dots.

[natsukazesan]

Okay the fnaf movie was pretty banging

[dootznbootz]

...It's kind of wild when the terf that you got into a fight with and had to write an essay on "Why violence is wrong" back in high school now works at the pharmacy where you get your medication from...

[qualityplaidturkey]

I MET HIM, HE WALKED RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WE TOOK A PICTURE 😋😋😋

[collegeoflore]

man the mirror scene feels kinda Genuine to me for xarrai’s playthrough. he’s obvs still trying to play the game esp at the end when he’s like “it’s not that bad being reflected in someone else’s eyes hehe” but i do also feel it’s one of those moments where xarrai recognizes he’s workin through some shit and drops the act a Little. gives him a peek behind the mask because they feel he deserves that much. and i think it’s one more step toward astarion going from “this is the most annoying little bard alive” to “oh i kind of like them.”

[heartyearning]

Huge fan of attending the same performance over and over again until I get it right (aka find the perfect central perspective)

[numiolaes]

i love that aemond felt Kinda Bad about killing lucerys but there is NO inclination he's sad about aegon sdlkfjghfskldg like okay love that you have a hierarchy

[velvtcherie]

the 3 hours of bonus content is literally just emotional damage y'all i can't do this no more all i know is pain

[caointeag]

donald mcgillavry is SUCH a 5 kings era northerner banger but i feel like i gotta give a fucking historical and linguistic dissertation to explain why kdsjlghfdkls like here's the first verse:

Donald's gane up the hill hard and hungry Donald comes down the hill wild and angry; Donald will clear the gouk's (cuckoo) nest cleverly Here's to the king and Donald Macgillavry Come like a weighbauk (scales; state of indecision), Donald Macgillavry Come like a weighbauk, Donald Macgillavry Balance them fair, and balance them cleverly: Off wi'the counterfeit, Donald Macgillavry

it's a jacobite song from the scottish rebellions so like..... do you see my vision???

[bloodandfleshautism]

god i fucking hate tim winton so much

[copyqueer]

every time i look at any of his shit the graphic designer in me hisses bc it's so vibrate-y and miserable on the eyes but then i'm also like "well it is...... in character..."