#heheheh**

[sideswipesjetpack]

You wanted twins lore? Oh do I have the thing for you. You've seen my figure colleciton. But you haven't seen my extensive colleciton of.... Sideswipe collectible cards!

Yes, you've heard that right, these babies will reveal LOREEE to us today!

Firstly, we have this baby right here, which on the back reveals to us quite a bit of stuff about Sideswipe.

There's two main things that you notice reading Sideswipe's bio in this. There's the obvious 'he fights dirty', which is true to his G1 bio. However, then there's more. First, we learn that "working for the autobot cause made him a kinder Transformer". This directly implies that before joining, he wasn't kind, or at least wasn't as kind as he is now. It's nice to know that thanks to the autobots he's chilled out a bit and became better, I like to think he appreaciates that a lot.

Then, the more intresting one to me personally, the comment about his intellect. "He has great intellect which shapes him as a worthy opponent". Intellect implies Sideswipe's smart. But come on, he's the silly twin! The fun one, the 'dumb' one. No way is he smarter than Sunstreaker, right?

WRONG!

Because here goes my proof #2, the Henkei! Henkei! cards stats. Roll the courtains!

Unfortunately it's all in japanese, btu uncle google comes as our saviour, and wouldn't you know it,

the second number symbolises the 'intelligence' stat.

Which Sideswipe has a 7 at, while Sunstreaker only has a 6. It is quite literally and boldly telling us that Sideswipe is smarter than his brother.

But okay, hey, it's just two cards right? It could be a coincidence!

WRONG, roll in proof #3, the MasterPiece card stats!

(unfortunately I don't have MP Sunny just yet so I had to search for his card online, but thankfully I got the thing I needed)

And roll in the translation

yet again, the second top number is our intelligence stat. And yet again, Sideswipe has a 7, while Sunstreaker only a 6.

It is canon that Sideswipe is the smarter twin. Never again non-believers shall call him stupid! He is quite the opposite!

Here is my contribution to your need for more twins lore. I was waiting to infodump about this to someone lmao I love the fanon twins dearly, honestly I can even say I like them more than canon ones in some regards, but one thing that irks me is how often Sideswipe is portrayed as the 'dumb one', when canon tells you quite boldly that out the two of them, he's the smarter one

YESSSSS!!! I am FEDDDDDD

Alright bro, who do you want a doodle of and doing what this is too good not to be rewarded

[swiftmitsu]

*Throws towel*

I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO CONSTANTLY FIX EVERY FUNKING MULTIVERSE!

-Multiverse Anon, about to find a way to die without regenerating

YOU POOR THING.

HERE

*assembles a pillow fort with s’mores and pretzels*

rest here :)))

[tonycries]

Pervy DILF neighbor Toji that has just the right amount of cockiness to mow the lawn shirtless, knowing you're at the window. Watching.

Pervy DILF neighbor Toji with his bedroom window right opposite yours, curtains always drawn - always. Keeping an eye out for when you're purposefully too distracted to close your own curtains when you change. Hey, sue the guy - he has a great view, and you're having a great time teasing him.

Pervy DILF neighbor Toji who finds that your dryer has broken and you're drying your laundry on your balcony. Only for a pretty lil' piece of lace to land on his own - thank god for the wind. And thank god for those soundproof walls he'd installed with the way he had your panties wrapped around his fist, the other around his rock-hard cock, rasping out your name over and over.

Pervy DILF neighbor Toji who'd knock at your door to ask you for some.....sugar....then maybe let it slip that he'd totally burnt those cookies for Megumi's bakesale so wouldyoupleasemindhelping.

Pervy DILF neighbor Toji who doesn't get much baking done with you that day. Or...at all really.

[bl00doodle]

Redraw of a redraw from a long time ago! GOD I LOVE MOVIE SHADOW SO MUCH ALREADY LOLLL

[o0kawaii0o]

After the farmer left 🌟🌠✨

[kumanaru]

got into star wars recently and this was the outcome

[xayspancakeee]

tomorrow’s catch-22

don’t say it, don’t say it—

this is so cxnty, the babies are absolutely WILDING out here. （⊙ｏ⊙）

happy valentine’s day to us indeed.

[isjasz]

♟️❄️🏜️ Secret santa for @calocreek <3!!

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[thunderpot]

It's been really hot these last couple days so, with you: recently appointed peak lord Shang Qinghua, trying not to melt while enjoying the view of his new leisure house (bonus for visible baizhan peak in tbe bg too)

[blitzy-blitzwing]

He’s not clingy. :V

[hayaku14]

btw last week on jp twitter they were goncharov-ing a detective conan movie into existence lmao

it all started because of this twitter user pointing out that the Osaka Expo 2025 venue looks like a setting out of a detco movie (x)

then someone fixed the color, added "original work by gosho aoyama", and voila (x)

and then people just kept adding on to it, here's a few more:

they got teaser art posters (1) (2) (3)

a movie logo (x)

and a movie poster ofc (x)

btw if you were wondering wtf that weird blob creature is, it's Osaka Expo 2025's mascot:

oh yeah someone also made a whole ass movie trailer (x)

and end credits too but i can't upload 2 videos so here's the link (x)

someone even made an agasa quiz lmao (x)

someone also brainrotted so hard they managed to gather hattori, kaitou kid, amuro, and akai all in one movie (x)

anyway, we've cracked the code. we can explode any place just by adding "original work by gosho aoyama" (x) (x)

[tonycries]

Everybody thinks Choso’s oh-so-innocent until one day when he’s reaching for something, his shirt lifts up just a tad and is that…a tattoo…of your name? Right there all prettily on his hip, next to a bunch of hickies?!

Everybody thinks Choso’s oh-so-innocent until they’re playing Never Have I Ever and all of a sudden he’s taking eeeeevery shot - especially on the…kinky ones. Each time blushing shyly your way.

Everybody thinks Choso’s oh-so-innocent until you’re coming to class with a limp, and when somebody (jokingly) asks him if that was his work- all the man has to say is “how did you know?”

[bl00doodle]

Off they go!

[thedumb1]