#hehehehe ouch

[prctectrice]

IT SCARES HER. She thought she was in control of herself finally, that there hadn't been any doubt in her mind and yet... there she was once again, unsure of herself. She didn't know why she held the dagger and yet she knew somehow that she had the intent to use it. Maybe not awake but still. That was dangerous. "I don't know," Allison's voice broke, tossing the dagger so it'd land somewhere and not be so firmly in her grip. Her eyes couldn't leave him despite the uncertainty. "I think it was an instinct but I don't know why. I could've hurt you." and that thought? That thought hurt. She couldn't remember if she dreamt much less about, so what was left?

the scent of fear sparks his anxiety, adrenaline all the further. he's wide awake now, reaching out in the dark bedroom to slip his hand over allison's cheek, reassuring himself that she's still really there, alive, okay. "what? why?" it takes him another second for his brain to catch up with what he's looking at, the meaning behind it. searches her eyes. "are you having nightmares? or do you think it's some ... instinct?" guilt chews at him for not thinking to ask her more about how her death could still be affecting her sooner; he's been too busy rejoicing in her life.

[albatris]

oof ouch my ear :(

[zaynesdesimc]

Melody

small sylus fic for the lads fandom heheheh my first ever! non!mc reader because I love the concept and pain hehe. la

Warnings: Fluffity fluff

There is this song you sing sometimes. He hears in when you're stirring dinner on the stove when he's next to you, and when you're clipping your toenails, the clack-clack of the instrument is drowned out by your crooning.

It's in a language he can't understand, so he has absolutely no idea what you're singing.

But it's so endearing and sweet; the way your head shakes, and the smile on your face as you sing and hum.

He can't help but stop in his tracks whenever the familiar syllables and melody reach his ears. A hint of an adoring smile on his lips as he leans against the nearest doorway and admires your form.

He hears it now, once again. You'd spent the day with the hunter from Linkon City, and no sooner than two minutes inside the sprawling manor, you'd started singing.

Alternating between humming and voicing the words, he hears your form come closer and closer to the kitchen; where he's currently making dinner.

"Hi Sy," you pause for a moment, putting your bag on the counter, "What's up?" you stalk closer to him and smooth your hands down his back.

He turns around, offering you a taste of the food he's making, curry on the tip of his thumb, "Try it."

With a smile, you take his thumb in your mouth and lick, only to taste the spicy curry you love so much.

"Sy! You didn't!" you exclaim, looking up at him excitedly. Your eyes are sparkling.

It's your favorite food, and the expression on your face is one of his favorites. To see it on your face was why he made your favored cuisine for dinner, to make you happy.

He turns again, washing his hand and moving back in front of you, "I take it the salt is fine?"

You giggle, smushing your face into his back, muffled exclamations of 'it's perfect' and 'I love it' leaving your mouth.

It's silent for a few moments and then he hears it again. It's slow, and first. He can feel the vibrations of your lips against his back, but slowly it becomes a little louder and he can make out the words leaving your mouth as you squeeze him a little.

"I've never asked." he begins, not knowing how to word his question.

You pause and hum inquisitively, a signal for him to go on.

"What song is that? You sing it at the most random times." he stirs the curry one more time before putting on the lid for the pot and leaving it to simmer. He turns around to face you and you're sporting a bashful smile.

He chuckles, "Is a certain little dove feeling shy?" The way you purse your lips makes him want to unfurl them with his fingers and kiss them over and over until you grant him with your angelic laughter.

You titter, shaking your head, "No- it's-"

His fingers softly grasp your jaw and turn your face to look at him, his ruby eyes are soft, "Go on, lovely."

"It's special, Sy." you begin and he hums in reply, urging you to go on, "It's a song I used to listen to when I was a child. It's about love."

"Oh?" he raises an eyebrow, a smirk on his face, "Love, huh?"

Your eyes are still trained on him, "Mhmm."

"You sing it quite often, lovely. And always around me."

After a beat of silence, you let out a sigh, "For someone so clever, you really are an idiot, sometimes."

"Ouch." he winces, "How you wound me so." and chuckles when you shove him.

"You idiot." you say, without any spite, "I sing that song every time I'm perfectly and incandescently happy."

He freezes, then. His eyes widen just a little. Perfectly and incandescently happy, around him, every time.

You look away, your hands move to hold his, "It's me saying I love you."

I love you.

I love you.

I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you iloveyou ilove you-

He brings your face to his, lips meeting in a soft kiss, silencing that gasp leaving your mouth. His big hands hold your cheeks, stroking them while yours go behind his neck.

Your bodies are close, wrapped in each other's warmth, the smell of your favorite food cooking, and your love palpable in the air.

Maybe this lifetime was enough for him now, his only love.

[ezr4styley781]

Ehh..

He doesn't seem to be in a good mood anyway- (i love ink)

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[everettswritings]

Hihii. I've been reading your fics for a bit now and wanted to know if I could request lee!Dark Cacao and a ler of your chosing? Sorry, this is my first time sending anyone an ask in a hot minute.

Oof… This request was quite a while ago. Ouch. Sorry! I didn’t really have an idea of what to do until now. Hope you enjoy this super belated fic! (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)

Dark Cacao Cookie stood on the balcony, overlooking the kingdom and endless fields of snow. He breathed a sigh of relief, glad to see that his cookies and his kingdom safe and sound. A little smile crept onto his face, a smile that didn’t go unnoticed.

“You aren’t known for smiling, master!” The White Dragon purred, resting their head on his shoulder. Dark Cacao Cookie rolled his eyes, but didn’t say anything.

“Such is true.” The Black Dragon agreed, resting their head on his other shoulder, “It’s almost an adorable sight, is it not?” They cackled teasingly. The White Dragon nodded “Oh, I could certainly get used to it! One of life’s greatest pleasures is smiling.” They said, “I’d say it’s laughter, but I feel they go hand in hand.” The Black Dragon replied. Dark Cacao Cookie felt a little pang of worry as they spoke, automatically knowing they were plotting something. He was a father, for goodness sake! No one ever talks of such things without having an idea in mind. He was guilty of it a time or two.

“Hush, you two.” He shot them both glares “Whatever it is you’re planning, I want no part in it.” He scolded. Both dragons looked at each other, exchanging impish smiles of gleaming sharp teeth, “We aren’t planning anything, master! Can’t we simply chat?” Cooed the White Dragon as they nuzzled against his neck like an affectionate cat. The Black Dragon joined them, nuzzling and flicking their tail against their master’s side. “Y-You know that-! Kh!” Dark Cacao Cookie struggled to complete his sentence, feeling a flurry of giggles build up in his chest.

He was trying his hardest not to erupt into laughter, knowing that the dragons would happily take advantage of the fact that he’s ticklish, but it was a battle for sure.

The White Dragon was struck with an idea, one that would surely get their master to crack! They wrapped their long, snakelike body around his neck loosely- like a scarf- and gently rubbed their scales over every inch of exposed dough. To add insult to injury, they lifted their head and their forked tongue flicked around in his ear! Oh, the poor old man couldn’t handle it anymore! “Ah! Ahahahaha! Hahaha!” He broke out into laughter, his knees buckled and he had to lean on the railing of the balcony for support.

“Knew it!” The Black Dragon called, moving their head down to nip at his belly. “Oho! Ohahahaha! Haha! Enough!” Dark Cacao Cookie snorted, his laughter was a boisterous and loud sound- as if it had been waiting for years to properly come out. He slid down to the tiled floor, struggling to pry the dragons away. “Oh my, master! Just how ticklish can you be?” The White Dragon cooed, hissing into his ear once more and making him squee like a little girl. “Eeeh! Hehehehe! Hahaha! Hahahaha!” He couldn’t say anything or fight against it, all he could do was take the torment like a man.

Wasn’t that the same sentiment he used to echo to his son? Oh, this is almost like karma for all the times he tickled that poor boy to near-death!

The Black Dragon tugged at the fabric of Dark Cacao Cookie’s hanbok, creating an opening and slithering inside. His dough underneath his clothing was warm, and just ripe for the tickling! They blew on the exposed dough and flickered their tongue in all the little crevices they could reach- between each ab, in the bellybutton, and even between each rib. Dark Cacao Cookie started laughing even harder “HAHAHAHA! ENOUGH OF THAT! OHOHO! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! GET OUT!” He begged, squirming and trying to curl into a ball. He could feel the dragon’s smile as they continued the torment.

The White Dragon slithered and coiled around, making sure not to coil too tightly, their smooth scales tickling worse than a feather boa! The king snorted again and again, beginning to run out of breath from laughing so much. He squeezed his eyes shut and his face grew flushed. Oh, he could barely handle this anymore!

“Do you think he’s had enough?” The Black Dragon asked, poking their head out from beneath his hanbok. The White Dragon hummed, then hissed into his ear once more, “Now he has! Who would have figured our master is this ticklish?” They both finally released the king. He took deep, hungry breaths.

“Stupid lizards.” He murmured, struggling to gain his footing once more. “‘Tickle me more’? Is that what I heard?” The Black Dragon asked. The king’s magenta eyes widened “No! Don’t you dare!”. All of the sudden, he had the strength to stand up and dart back inside. Both dragons laughed, knowing they’d have to utilize this more.

the end

Ughhh… I don’t have much notes or anything, honestly. I’m really sorry for all the requests that’re gathering dust, I wish I could just get it all done in a snap and not keep you all waiting for so long. Have a good one 🫶

[myunghology]

﹒⟡﹒your random moments with your husband, leo tsukinaga.

‹𝟹 LEO TSUKINAGA x fem! reader (she/her, mostly you/your used) random drabbles.

ᶻ﹕→ [ most of these are based on peraltiago couple from b99.. the silles i love them :(( but enjoy if u haven't seen the show yet HEHEHEH ]

—

"Leo, I love you, but you can't just throw tantrums every time something doesn't go to it way!" You bicker, as your husband jokingly puts a hand to his heart— as if taking offense. "Seriously?! Why can't I?!"

He says sarcastically, making you raise an eyebrow. "Because you're peaking 20 years old?" tilting your head, before continuing. "You need to man up!" You exclaim.

"MAN UP? Sexist." He scolds you playfully this time, "I'm sorry, but I don't see gender, SIR." Leo highlights the 'sir', before stomping off like a little child.

—

"But there is a bomb in this wedding too." You whisper, looking up at your newlywed husband, as he furrows his eyebrows, actually looking serious for once.

You let out a little giggle, before saying; "Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, and there will be no survivors." You snicker, watching Leo's expression go from serious— to sniffling a bit.

You wipe his tears with your thumb as he pouts, now its his turn to whisper. "I love you so much, you're my dream girl." He lets out a chuckle, kissing you softly.

— ( pre - dating )

"I don't like Leo! I don't know where you guys got that from!" You huff, eyebrows furrowed— as your friends stare at you, knowing damn well that wasn't true.

Meanwhile, Leo, overhearing your conversation, totally not eavesdropping, inhales deeply as he nods his head, whilst the rest of the Knights members look at him, with a sort of 'Ouch.' expression.

"What? It's cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool coo—"

"Leader!"

—

"The night you fell in love with me?" He asks, pondering. "Mm, when we were writing a song, I mean.. When I was writing a song, and I got all the inspiration I needed from you."

He sighs happily, before continuing. "And you fell hopelessly in love with me," The male giggles, whilst you give him a playful glare.

"Leo." You deadpan.

Your husband stays silent, before sulking and changing his answer. "The night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever."

— ( ritsumao wedding, reader and leos relationship isn't established yet )

"What's wrong? Guys, where's the ring?!" Mao panics, as you two stand still awkwardly, whilst Ritsu is just standing there behind his soon to be husband.

You raise up Leo's hand, showing the ring stuck on his finger as you giggle awkwardly, the male beside you with just a smile on his face.

"Your ring is stuck on his finger, I told him not to be cute about it!" You quickly defend as he gets taken aback by your comment.

"I'm cute about everything!"

—

"Look, guys! [Name]'s test scores came out!" Your friend boasts, as you panic internally, whilst your husbands eyes glimmer in excitement. "What is there to be happy about? That envelope looks small! As in little bad news envelope!"

You cry out as your friend snickers, before Leo quickly snatches it out of their hands, making them gasp in surprise.

"NO!" You scream, getting a firm hold on his arm, and pulling it to hurt slightly as he whines in pain. "OW!" He cries, before whispering. "Do it more," He says with a smile on his face.

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

The request thing says open but idk. So I'mma ask anyway.

What about with Lee we have a reader who... Had an over protective parent/guardian. So they put the reader into all these classes for them to protect themselves. And they use what they know against him?

Yandere! closed off! ex/boyfriend x gn! lover! reader

WHAT IF: Reader knows how to protect themselves?

HEHEHEHE this will be fun

Another short one for the go!

Lee's face was red and numb.

You just slapped the shit out of your ex boyfriend as he was about to put chloroform on your face.

"B-babe?"

"Don't you dare babe me."

Your eyes filled with rage, you stomped forward to the still dumbfounded Lee.

"Do you think just because you said sorry and want me back, that I'll just fall back in your arms tonight?!"

Your scream made him flinch. It was the first time you raised your voice filled with such unbridled anger.

"I can't fucking believe that you would try to kidnap me!" You snapped at him, your feet repeatedly thumping the ground, a sign of stress. "Chloroform?! Really?"

Lee clammed up, trying to touch you again but you slapped it away.

"Ouch!" He yelped as he held his now red hand.

His parents didn't even hit him.

And here you were hitting him?

"Stop hitting me." He glowered, eyes ablaze.

You frowned. Lee is still not getting it.

"Do you still think that you're the one in charge here?!" You scoffed, rolling up your sleeves. "This will be self defense, you hear me, motherfucker?"

A few minutes later, Lee collapsed on the ground. He clutched his stomach, drool with a hint of redness spat out from his lips as you cracked your knuckles.

His vision, blurry and sporting a blackeye, made you look like you had a halo behind your head as you glared down at him.

He shivered.

From fear? Or the weird arousal rising inside him?

"I'll stop..." He gritted out.

"You better." You bit back.

Your eyes scanned the surroundings and found the chloroform bottle and the cloth.

Just to be sure...

You grabbed the bottle, doused the cloth, and placed it on his nose.

"MFF?!" He yelled, muffled by the wet cloth as he struggled to get up. But he can only look up at you with a pitiful look in his eyes.

His vision started to get blurrier, and blurrier.

And all he can think of is your punishment once this is over.

Will you call the cops on him?

He doesn't know.

But he knows that if you won't, it will be the worst mistake of your life.

'This... This will be a game of cat and mouse....'

His hazy mind tried to stay awake, but he groaned, starting to get unconscious.

'Fine, i'll play your game, mouse.'

'I'll catch you no matter what.'

[bathe-in-dragons-light]

A blind man walks into a bar and says “Ouch!”

[Tasha’s Hideous Laughter, Wisdom 17 Save]

[9]

“Heheheh..muahahaha..muahahaha, AHAHAHAHA!!”

*He has…a villain laugh.*

[rocksibblingsau]

Transfem branch doing a cover of remember you when thrash's memory starts to slip and he dosent remember how branch even came into his life. heheheh angst

OUCH

That one hurt

[hamikau]

[AKNK - Card Story] Butler's Summer

Masterlist

His Selfishness

Chapter 1

※Please note before reading the Butler story: This story contains spoilers for the "Butler's summer" event story.

We recommend that you read up to episode 12 of the event story before reading this.

If you wish to avoid spoilers, please return using the button at the top left.

…

Here is

This is a resort area in the central region. Velis, the city of water.

A grand festival is being held in the capital, with the nobles invited.

In order to protect the nobles who were enjoying the festival… My butlers and I were all visiting the resort.

And after the security job was completed successfully…

We… were going to be able to stay here for a little while longer.

-One afternoon-

I was resting in the shade of a tree on the private beach…

Lono: Um, master! May I have a moment?

Choice: ➣Lono, what's wrong?

Lono: Hehe… Actually, there's something I'd like to show you, master.

Choice: What do you want to show me?

Lono: It's a little far from here… If you'd like, could you come with me?

Choice: ➣Understood

Lono: Good! Thank you, master.

Lono: Well then, follow me. Hehe…

With a happy-looking Lono leading the way, we walked along the coast for a while…

A short distance away there was a small sandy beach surrounded by rocks.

Choice: ➣Here…

Lono: Hehehe…! How was it, were you surprised?

Lono: It's surrounded by rocks and can't be seen from the outside. It truly is a "secret beach"!

Choice: ➣Awesome! You found it!

Lono: Hehe…. Actually, I didn't discover it, someone told me about it.

Lono: I became really good friends with a local chef and he taught me how to get here.

Choice ➣He's a good person

Lono: Yes! We got excited talking about cooking and just hit it off…

Lono: We exchanged recipes and things like that… And in the process, I learned about this beach.

Choice: ➣As expected of Lono…

Lono: Ishishi! Is it too early to be impressed?

Lono: There's actually something else I want to show you, Master. Now, please put this on.

Choice: ➣Huh? This is…

Lono: Underwater goggles! This will help you keep your eyes open even underwater.

Lono: Well then, I'll show you around. Please follow me.

Splash

Choice: ➣Huh!? Lono…?

Lono: Puh…! Phew, the water temperature feels just right!

Lono: Come on, master! It's this way.

Choice: ➣Huh, isn't it deep?

Lono: It's okay! I will be right there by your side!

Lono: Come on, master. It feels good in the ocean!

Choice: ➣Uh, yeah…I see.

I did as Lono urged me… I went into the sea.

Lono: Hehehehe. Does it feel good, master?

Choice: ➣Yeah, it feels really good

Lono: That’s right! Well then, please follow me.

Lono: What I want to show you is below.

Choice: ➣Below here?

Lono: Yes! Well, the rest is just for fun when you see it for yourself.

Lono: Okay then, master, I'm going to dive in just a little bit. If you're scared, you can hold my hand.

Choice: ➣Oh, I understand…

Lono: Let's go! Redy, go!….

Splash…

At Lono's signal, we dived into the ocean together… There…

Beautiful coral reefs and colorful fish It was a moving scenery.

Choice: ➣(beautiful…)

…

Splash…

Lono: Phew…! How was it, master?

Lono: It was so beautiful right?

Choice: ➣Indeed···

Lono: Hehe, that was good~♪ I wanted to show this to master!

Lono: I wanted to surprise my master… Kept it a secret from all the other butlers.

Lono: That's why… This was a surprise gift from me!

Lono: Hehe… Do you like it?

Choice: ➣I'm very happy

Lono: To hear the master say that… makes me glad I came.

Lono: All the fatigue from the day was blown away. Isshishi…

Lono: Ouch! Well then, my master, this is a secret beach after all…

Lono: Just a little more… Would you like to come and play together?

Choice: ➣Nice!

Lono: Ishishi! I have to go there!

And then, Lono and I…

On a secret beach where no one else was around, we spent time alone together.

Chapter 2

Lono: Phew! The sea is definitely great!

Choice: ➣Yeah… that's really true…

Lono: Huh? Master, are you tired?

Choice: ➣Just a little bit…

Lono: Well, that's not surprising. Playing in the ocean takes a lot of energy.

Lono: Well then… Should we head back to private beach soon?

Choice: ➣Yeah ➣I agree

Lono: Ah, that's right…master.

Lono: The water around here is only about chest height…

Lono: Let's just walk through the ocean and go home.

Choice: ➣Into the sea?

Lono: Yes. If you go over there from here you can get back to the private beach.

Lono: Okay then, master.

Lono: From the back… Can you put your arms around my neck?

Choice: ➣Huh?

Lono: All you have to do is cling to me and float.

Lono: I'll take you to the beach where the villa is.

Choice: ➣Isn't it hard to walk in the sea?

Lono: It's okay, master.

Lono: It also serves as a great workout for my legs!

Choice: ➣But…

Lono: Oh, and…

Lono: That's something I'd really like you to do…

Choice: ➣Lono…?

Lono: And anyway!

Lono: Master… Now, put your hands around my neck.

Lono bent over and turned his back to me.

I feel bad turning down someone who is being so kind to me…

In the end, I decided to accept his kindness.

Choice: ➣Well then…

Lono: Yes! Make sure you hold on tight!

As Lono told me, I put my arms around his neck.

His back in front of me looks very strong. His neck and shoulders are muscular.

Lono: Well then, master. Let's move on.

Lono: It's okay for you to keep your feet up in the air, Master.

I did as I was told and took my feet off the ocean.

Lono started walking slowly. My body also moved forward.

Lono: Master… Please move closer so that your face is touching my shoulder.

Lono: This will create less resistance to the water… It will be easier on your arm, master.

Choice: ➣I understand… ➣That's right···

His face was so close I could almost hear his breathing.

Choice: ➣(I'm so nervous…)

My heart was beating faster than it had ever been before.

If I pressed my upper body against Lono's back…

Lono could tell that I was nervous.

That's what I thought… He assumed a tense position so as not to press his body too close.

Lono: Um… master. You can make it easier.

Lono: Master, please relax… and entrust your body to me.

Choice: ➣But…

Lono: And…

Lono: There's no need to worry so much, master.

Lono: Perhaps···. I'm just as nervous as you are…

Choice: ➣Huh…?

Lono: Actually… My heart is pounding right now too…

At that time… I noticed it for the first time.

His ears and cheeks were red.

I couldn't see his expression from behind, but…

When I realized that Lono was also nervous… I also relaxed a little…

I felt safe and was able to entrust my body to him.

With me still on his back, he moved through the ocean.

Lono was up to his chest in seawater.

Choice: ➣Lono, aren't you tired?

Lono: I'm not tired yet!

Lono: There's no need to worry, master.

Choice: ➣Thank you, Lono

Lono: No, no.

Then for a while… The two of us didn't say a word.

It was as if we were savoring this moment together.

And···. We continued walking in silence for a while…

We were approaching the private beach where everyone was.

Lono: …master. We'll be there soon.

Choice: ➣I agree···

Lono: Is it already over…?

Lono sighed softly and suddenly stopped walking.

Choice: ➣What happened?

Lono: …master. I…

Lono: Just a little more… I want to be alone with my master…

Lono: That's what I was thinking. Haha, that's no good.

Lono: For a butler like me to say something like this…

Choice: ➣I'm happy…I…

Lono: Huh? Master…?

Choice: ➣I want to be with Lono too.

Lono: Ah, master…

Choice: ➣Let's stay like this for a little while longer

Lono: ···yes! Okay, master!

Hearing Lono's happy voice… made me very happy too.

But, I can't stay in this position forever.

Choice: ➣I can walk now

Lono: No! Let's leave it like this for a little while longer…

Choice: ➣Huh…?

Lono: Um, well… The···.

Lono: Walking side by side together… You can always chat with me though…

Lono: Hey, like this… A chance to get closer to the master…

Lono: Because it may never happen again.

Hearing that made me gasp.

What an opportunity to feel Lono's heartbeat on his back like this… There's no guarantee there will be a next time.

He risk his live every day fighting angels.

I don't even want to think about it… If this is my last summer with Lono…

If you think so, me too… I wanted to stay like this for a little longer.

Choice: ➣…Thank you, Lono

Lono: That···. Can we just keep watching the sunset for a little while longer?

Choice: ➣Y-yeah…

Lono: Thank you.

The sun slowly sinks beyond the horizon…

Looking over Lono's shoulder at the setting sun…

To me, the scenery seemed more fleeting than usual… and much more sad.

I wish this moment could last forever…

𝓔𝓝𝓓

Masterlist

English is not my main language so there may be a lot of mistakes. I used google translator most of the time so if you find any mistakes in the translation please let me know and I will fix them quickly!

[ender-of-the-sender]

MAMD LIVE BLOG !!!

Going in i have no idea what to expect expect joeys penis and i think jaimes in it

Act 1

Act 1 part 1

Yummy quality 😋

Dear evan hanson who?

Wait this is kind of a bop

Im scared i want to go home

Shes just a salad<33

ARE THEY ATTACHED BY A LEAD???!?!?!?

The sweatband<333333333

I hope this is on Spotify

Act 1 part 2

FULL LEGAL NAME???? AGENT CURT MEGA AND JOEY RICHTER !!?!!?!?

Miss Cooter-

Jamie<3333

This is so silly holy crap

That project sounds so cool actually

Act 1 part 3

HUGEEEE STAGE

The cuties<33 OH ITS THERE MISS COOTERS HOLY CRAP

That voice oh man

Whiles wes waits

No ensemble nick?? *cries*

This premise is funny actually

Act 1 part 4

FULLL LEAGALLLL NAMEEEEEER

"he looks like an old lesbian!"

Wuda wuddaa w wudaaa

*still being a doof* yes, good.

AAAAWWWWWWWwwwait this- thats-

Joey and Jamie just hugging in the background is so cute and awkward lol

Pls dont kiss- okay thank you-

Hehehehehe theyre so silly

Act 1 part 5

Flopsy is everything to me

I am obsessed with the leads bro

Asexual????

Hehehehe

A little :3 *shakes legs*

That fucking sweatband rahhhhhhh

Batman and robin mentioned!!

Act 1 part 6

Autismmmmm

Heheh

Here's wes goes

Ooh get into it

Banger

Dost my ears deceiveds me

Act 1 part 7

Heheh they're so cute

Yes i would enjoy that

Oh boy im scared

Joey trying not to break is so fucking funny

Oh fuck im scared

Hehehehehehehheehheh

Shit this is so silly

Awwww joeyyy

Act 1 part 8

Somthing kinda somthing

He wishes he was born without a dick :(( or as a girl or something 🏳️‍⚧️

OH WAIT OUCH WHAT THE FUCK

Hello there~

HZYXUDHDD hehheehehhheejehhehjjejeejjdjjx what a little GUYYYY

He shant steer him wrong!

Oh i am in love

Uhg this choreoooo

[miss-nandini]

Could I request some Floyd? 👉👈He’s one of my favorite characters lol. I would like some fluff? Maybe him being in a bad mood from missing us. Also which characters are you more comfortable writing about?

A/N: Heyyyy! I hope you are well. Also, I love every character, so I try to complete all the requests. But I love Mal and Leona just a bit more than the others hehe 💜💜

Sqeezes!

For the love of God, you couldn't understand why Floyd wouldn't look at you. The whole day he avoided you like the plague and now when you are asking for a hug, he wants you to leave? Ouch...

"Floyd, can you please tell me what's wrong?" You sighed.

"Go away shrimpy! I don't want to talk to you. You are sooo mean."

"But, why?! What did I do?!"

"You don't care about me."

"Where did that come from?"

"You are always with those Heartslabyul guys, Sea lion gets to use you as a pillow, Sea otter randomly sqeezes you outta nowhere! I don't like it! I am the only who is supposed to give you sqeezes! Not to mention Sea slug is always trying to spend time with you."

His pout made it clear that he absolutely hates how others steal you away from him. Why do you have to be the whole school's dream crush or something like that?

"Awww are you jealous?"

"Must you be the hero all the time? I miss you shrimpy..."

He sulked. Why won't you give him attention? Does he annoy you that much? Is he that boring?

"Come here, Floyd. I can assure you that you are the only I love. I know, I'm not available most of the time. But, I promise I love you so much. Nobody can make me feel better with their sqeezes. You and your sqeezes are the best."

"Really?~~"

"Yes!"

He immediately jumped out of his bed and tackled you in a giant hug. He was sqeezing you so tight that you could barely breath. Seriously, this man's sqeezes will knock out the living daylight out of you one day.

"F-floyd! You are c-choking me!!"

"You are so cute like this, little shrimpy. Hehehehe~~"

[queenofbaws]

Hey there Queenie! I hope you're doing well :) For the WIP Ask Game: 🌤️

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

heheheh don't mind if i do!!! here's one of my fav exchanges from my upcoming (ashley-centric) creeps fic!!!!

“Hang on, wait, I’ll rephrase. I know you’re sort of allergic to good ideas in general…” “Ouch. Sammy, words can hurt!” “…but this one? Especially bad! Especially bad! What part of this feels like a bear worth poking? Tell me that. In the past few months, we have—” Her fingers started going up, “—been physically attacked by ghosts, emotionally tormented by ghosts, taken advantage of and used by ghosts, I…Josh, Ashley was possessed! Twice!” “And she’s fine now!” Josh turned to her then, gesturing like he expected her to agree, which…ugh, she eventually did, nodding glumly. Spineless. Totally spineless. “Look! See? Totally untraumatized! Right, Ash? Tell her.” Well, that did it. At the mention of her name (not to mention her growing résumé of what the rest of the group had lately started calling ‘meat puppetry’ with a fair amount of affection), Ashley’s guard dropped and Chris’s next shove sent her sprawling. “I—wah!” “Whoops. Sorry, sorry! Are you o…did you seriously manage to keep your finger on the pointer? You are dedicated to your craft.” “No,” she insisted, gracelessly flipping her hair out of her face as she got back up onto her knees. “I’m not dedicated, I just know what happens when you break the frigging circle, and I’m not trying to deal with that today, okay? Not with the fridge, like, right there. Watching.” Once she’d gotten her bearings again, she nudged her shoulder up against Chris’s again to show all was forgiven. Sam swiveled her head away from the two of them and towards Josh. “Uh huh,” she said flatly. “Definitely sounds like something an untraumatized person might say."

[voltrixz]

my mutual i just went out for errands and saw a mr ouch sign on the padmount outside a restaurant and i didn't get any pics of it unfortunately but it made me think of you

HEHEHEH YAY. awesome awesome, i hope anytime someone sees mr ouch, they think of me :]

[dangermousie]

It is illegal to be this adorable. She's still grumpy...

So he shamelessly fakes an ouch and of course she runs back hehehehe

Sometimes I feel like I am peeking at real people and should stop...

I have melted and am a puddle on the floor.

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Hehehehe it's my shark week so rank the yanderes on their help-ability (idk if it's a word)

Yandere men and their help-ability on your shark week/period

I was also thinking of writing this last week since I was on my shark week also that time, but then I got busy so >-<

YAN! ARTIST:7/10

Arlen's pretty sensitive to stuff involving you. Of course, this meant your period too. This is one of the few times he'll leave you alone to let you somehow rest (he's aware that he's real clingy). He'll provide what you ask him to provide, but will not do it voluntarily since he wants to respect what you actually need depending on what you say.

"Muse? Do you need something? Ah, hot compress and hot chocolate? Sure. Just wait for me, okay?"

YAN! DRAGON:8/10

Vincent's also sensitive, but to blood. He can smell it, and he gets really uncomfortable. Not to the concept of period, but he's uncomfortable due to the fact that blood is permeating from you. It feels to him like you're bleeding to death despite it being a natural biological phenomenon. So he gets fussy around you and ends up being always worried, pressing his giant dragon head on your abdomen since his body temperature is higher that most monster kin and people. He also brings stuff you need to make sure you're comfortable. Although, he's quite blunt sometimes...

"Love, are you okay? I can smell the blood being a bit stronger this time. Is the flow strong? Hmm? Why are you blushing, love?"

YAN! THEATER ACTOR:9.5/10

Ignatius would actually know a lot about periods, surprisingly enough. He did play feminine roles before, and is a girl's man. An Alan if you will if you exclude the yandere-ness and the arrogance. So he's knowledgeable about stuff like this (probably more than you). He'll track your period for you, and if you're irregular, he makes sure he has an extra pad/tampon/diva cup for you. He's ready to drop the primadonna persona for once and shower you with attention.

"Stop! My god, darling! *whispers* you have a stain. Here, take my sweater. Wrap it on your waist. Then we'll go to my locker to get a new sanitary item and an extra pair of pants. Don 't worry. I'll gouge the eyes of those who saw your stain."

YAN! BUTLER:10/10

Ugh, what do we expect from the perfect butler himself? Also knows your period cycle if regular, and if you're irregular, he somehow knows when you would get your period like a week before. And he's always accurate. Tea, biscuits, sanitary items of the highest quality, somehow always have a change of a dress on him? Where does he even store it? Anyways, what i'm saying is, this man is gonna be your go to when you're on your period fr.

"Master, would you like some chocolate bonbons? I have some right here. Haha, you're just craving them? Then i'm glad I know you well enough. Here, and some medicine too."

YAN! SUGAR DADDY:5/10

As much as I love Rowan, he's probably not the best when you're on your period. He's probably the type to ask "what's your p0xxy size?" when you ask him to buy pads LMAO. He clueless, really. Despite being such a playboy before. He's also a busy man, so he's not going to be that attentive with you. But he does compensate with showering you with what you need and want though. Just... Don't ask him to buy sanitary items without specifying what brand, size, and absorbency... He will not be embarrassed to ask you shameless questions like earlier. He will get better with time though... I think.

"Darling, why do you need an extra long one? Is your p0xxy that long or-- OW! OUCH! HEY! DON'T HIT ME!"

YAN! JOCK:8/10

Since Damon is actually not a clueless jock and is an intellectual in disguise, he knows about periods. And will probably research more for you. He will run to the convenience store for you, buy you painkillers, snacks... He will be your personal errand boy for the week! This is one of the times he thanks his athletic prowess that let's him be of use of you in your shark week.

"You need painkillers, babe? Sure! Also chocolate? Um, let's see. If my route is on street X, then I could probably go around the pharmacy then the convenience store... Okay! Just wait for me. Be back in a jiffy!"

YAN! ASSASSIN:4/10

His fellow assassins in the organization more or less don't get periods anymore due to the abusive training they get there. Maybe rarely, but mostly gone. But since he needs to be academically smart to think critically, he knew about the nuances of periods. But that's it. Don't expect this guy to be helpful, he will just fumble and act smart but in reality he's not skilled in taking care of someone in their periods.

"Angel, you think that you can tell me what to do to help you? I'm clueless here. But I swear I'll help ya."

YAN! EX-BOYFRIEND:4/10

Lee never paid attention to you before you broke up. So with you back in his arms, he's discovering quite a lot about you. And that meant your period routines also. If you're the type to have painful periods, panic will settle inside this man. He doesn't know what to do with that. He will fumble and fall, which is new to Lee. But learning new stuff about you actually is exciting for him. So, he may not be the best to take care of you, he will be willing to learn.

"Uh, are you okay? You look like you're about to die... Is it that painful? Fuck. I don't know what to do... The pharmacy? Okay. Uh, shit. Know what painkillers you need? Like the period specific? You'll list it down? Thank you."

YAN! COWBOY:5/10

Bad news, Knoxx will be at most average in your period. Being someone who only had you as his lover, he's pretty much new to helping you with your period. He's so focused on his horses before that he never really paid that much attention to women's biology before. Now, that you're with him, he's eagerly trying to help you as much as he can. Unfortunately, it was the bare minimum.

"Darlin! I got yer some pads! Uh... Wrong size? There are sizes? Ah sorry darlin. Can't you use them? Too short? Also mediocre brand that gets blood everywhere? Oh that's bad darlin... Okay, I'll try to find a better one."

YAN! EMO:3/10

Ashton's a lonely man. He never got together with a person before, let alone somebody with a womb. He's a single sadboy before you. He never listened to classes too, so he's really dumb when it comes to periods. His sensitivity can only get so far when it's actual human biology is involved. He will not be helpful, that's for sure. So uh, just make him run errands for snacks for you.

"What can I do? I feel so bad... I bought you tampons/pads when you use the opposite, and cold compress. Snacks? I can do that..."

YAN! WEREWOLF:6/10

Being a werewolf, he doesn't know the concept of periods. In his species, there's only the concept of Heats and Ruts, so human periods baffle him. But hey, he learns quick. So just simple instructions from you, he gives. He's average really. But due to his wolf form and the natural heat coming from him, he's a large stuff toy to cuddle AND hot compress in one.

(ugh werewolves have so much different biological concepts from each other that my werewolf specie is an amalgamation)

"Ah, you need cuddling again? Sure. Let me just shift. So go lie on the bed now and I'll be with you. Make sure to have a towel underneath your hips so no stains."

YAN! EX-HUSBAND:7.5/10

Iñigo's actually really attentive. He knows quite a lot about you so he knows your rituals on your periods. He makes sure that you're well fed, well taken care of, and if you need anything at all, he would give it on a silver platter. He makes sure that everyone respects your privacy and needs despite your mood swings. He's extra patient with you, and he works at home by this time to take care of you.

"Wifey, you good? Why I'm working in your room? Well, you told me earlier not to leave you right? So I'm here. Don't worry, just sleep in your fort, I'll be right here."

YAN! HOSPITAL CHAIRPERSON:10/10

Being a person in the medical field, he knows more than you know about periods. Plus, his paranoia would make him really attentive. Maybe a bit over, but you know he'll provide you everything you need. Especially if you're the painful type. Medicine will always be on stock, and that hot compress and food good for periods will be with you always. Also has access to the best sanitary items. Extra absorbent for pads and tampons, and holds a lot of blood with enough suction and a long pull tab for diva cups. He's the perfect man for the job, and he's really glad to help you.

"Did you eat the soup I gave you? Yes? Good. Here, medicine. You told me it hurts a lot, right? I told you, just call me if the medicines ran out."

YAN! VILLAIN:8.5/10

Eros did come from the modern era, and was astounded by the bad sanitary items in this era. Magic is the new technology, but they can't even make decent sanitary pads? Unbelievable. So you know he made it a business opportunity. It was taboo talk, period that is. Noble lords found it vulgar, some noble women too, but they ultimately gave in and was surprised by it's effectiveness than just.... Cloth. When asked, he will answer that he made the pad just for your needs. And you know that this man spoils you a lot with the profits.

"See? That's better than those flimsy cloths. it feels comfortable, right? Without it worrying if it will untie. It's just for you, my duchess."

YAN! POLITICIAN:6.5/10

With how busy he is, he's probably not around you that much when you're on your period. BUT he will be giving you what you need and want. He will be absent, sure, but he always have the cctv camera rolling to see if you're in pain, in need of food, or new sanitary items. And if he sees that you need something, he will be ordering somebody to buy you things.

"I saw that you needed medicine. So I let my vice mayor bring it to you. Don't worry, he's compensated. I'm just glad you're not in pain anymore."

YAN! MAFIA BOSS:8/10

Surprisingly, Hades is really good at taking care of you on your period. His men will be errand boys on your beck and call. He will be extra careful with you, maybe a bit too much. He will princess carry you if you want. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed? Yes! Hot compress always hot, and entertainment will be always with you. If you want, his men will entertain you too. But then, it will be a bad idea cuz if you laughed at this men's antics... His jealousy will trigger.

"You good? You need to eat... A what? I don't think that's available here, love but hey, nothing that I can't get. Just wait for me, love. I'll just order my men to find it here."