#helluva headcanon

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

can I just see helluva boss crew with like autistic hellborn creature no one knows where it came from it just appeared in the office on day

This made me think of Glep from Smiling Friends. If you haven't seen the show I highly recommend it!

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I M.P crew & autistic hellborn creature

★ You live in the damn walls. It's the only explanation to how you keep getting inside. You aren't a threat. Can hardly be called a nuance. But it's the principal! If they let you stay, then another freeloader might try to loiter. That couldn't be good for business.

★ Your daily routine includes walking around the building, stopping to get a cup of water in the break room and then you make a b-line to the corner of the meeting room. Where you sit on the floor and do whatever it is you feel like doing.

★ Loona has tripped over you before. You where sitting on the floor, how was she supposed to see you? It will most likely happen again.

★ She has a well hidden soft spot for you. Probably because you are pretty quiet and the only one at the office with her when everyone else is out on a hit. There's a pair of noise cancelling headphones for you inside her desk.

★ After, like, the seventh time he shoos you away Bltzø decided that it's easier to keep you around then keep kicking you out. As long as you keep the office relatively clean and don't snoop around his desk drawers.

★ Millie likes the quiet company. When you first started loitering, she asked if you really didn't have anything better to do. Apparently, you didn't because you're still here.

★ She actually didn't care about your trespassing. Honestly, she thought it was really funny seeing Blitzø get bent out of shape when you kept finding your way into the building.

★ When Moxie is bored enough he plays "pass the ball" with you. You just take turns rolling one of his stress balls to each other. To him it's a glorified time waster. To you it might as well be the Superbowl. 10/10 very fun 👌

★ You steal from Moxie, nobody else, just him. Not anything big! Just a few small things he probably writes off as just going missing. A pair of sunglasses, his coffee mug and other things of that nature.

★ Sometimes Blitzø has you do random tasks when everyone else is busy. Usually, its something small like a coffee run or mopping up the floor. Still don't get paid for it! But you could easily say "no" so it's not like he's forcing you.

★ You don't get paid for anything you do, for that matter. You "come into work" even though you're not an employee, you're a creature. You just sorta hang out kind of like a house plant.

[fizziepopangel]

M&M Headcanons

Moxxie & Millie headcanons I refuse to believe are not real

Blitz set Moxxie and Millie up. Both Millie and Moxxie almost said no to the date.

Millie asked Moxxie to marry her

Moxxie almost wore a dress to his and Millie’s wedding. He didn’t because he hadn’t told Millie about his cross dressing or his interest in drag at the time and he was afraid she would see him differently.

Despite what he thinks about himself sometimes, Millie will openly admit that Moxxie does in fact make her feel safe, both in an emotional sense and a physical sense, which not many of her previous partners were able to do.

They take turns being the little spoon when cuddling.

The couple has a date night at the end of every week. Millie often tried to invite Blitz and Stolas out to double date and despite complaining when she does, doubling with the odd pair was actually Moxxie’s idea.

Pegging was Millie’s idea

After finding out about her husband enjoying wearing womens clothes, Millie started buying Moxxie clothes and encouraging him to pursue drag, even making him a dress for his birthday one year.

Blitz was the one to officiate their wedding at Moxxie’s request

Whenever Millie gets sick, Moxxie makes her the same chicken soup his mom made him when he got sick as a kid.

Blitz enjoys spying on the couple and found out through this that they were avid gamers when left to their own devices on days off and often spend hours gaming together

Moxxie tried to be a more active part of Millie’s family in the beginning of their marriage, and again after the harvest moon festival, but with no luck… Millie suggested maybe they should start thinking about starting their own family soon after she noticed this.

M&M would look into adopting children before having one naturally, Moxxie wanting to rescue an unwanted and/or abused child and Millie wanting a similar bond to Blitz and Loona’s. While they would talk about adopting an imp child, they wouldn't be opposed to adopting outside of their species, and most likely would adopt at least one child that wasn't a full-blooded imp, or possibly not an imp at all.

Millie threw Moxxie a surprise party for his birthday the first year they were together because she found out that after his mom ‘left’, Crimson stopped celebrating his son’s birthday. She made sure to try to make his birthday memorable every year since they’ve been together.

Moxxie carried the ‘memorable birthday’ tradition into how they celebrated their own children’s birthdays. He always tries to go above and beyond so they feel loved by both their mother and him, unlike how he felt as a kid.

Blitz introduced the couple to voyeurism with all the times he’s spied on the couple while they were intimate.

Moxxie has happy stims and info dumps most around Millie because she’s spent all of their relationship together making their relationship safe enough for him to do so….. This may or may not have included her actually stabbing a few other demons they’ve seen on the street when she’s caught them making fun of her husband.

In the same sentiment, Moxxie has always done his best to make sure Millie never felt as if she wasn’t as smart as him since he knew she did get a bit insecure about it being that she had been made fun of a few times when first moving to the city for some of the things she wasn’t familiar with about city living and the way she talked. And god help anyone who dares insult his wife’s intelligence in his presence.

They have a couples tattoos, each having the other's signature weapon tattooed on their asses. Yes, it was Millie's idea, and yes, Moxxie was a little drunk when he agreed.

Millie makes Moxxie breakfast in bed on Valentine's day. She burns the toast and gets the coffee wrong every year, but he loves it anyway.

Moxxie gifted Millie with a scrap book on their first Valentine's Day together of photos from a boudoir photo shoot he did after she and their relationship helped the imp feel comfortable in his own skin. He adds to it every Valentine's Day and then they recreate some of her favorite poses to incorporate into some of their sexy time

“Oh Millie” was just the first of many, many songs and poems Moxxie wrote for his wife. Millie has a shoe box with a copy of every single one.

Moxxie frequently dances Millie around the house. Millie has never been much for dancing and usually steps on his feet multiple times before the end of the song.

To stop arguments about what they should do for date nights, the couple keeps a large jar of ideas that they both write and when they can't agree on something, they pick randomly from the jar and do whatever activity is written down no matter whose idea it was.

Blitz knows about the jar and on his little adventures into their house when he was spying on them, he occasionally adds ideas to the jar for them. Moxxie and Millie still don't know about this despite the fact that "take Blitz to the petting zoo" was picked out of the jar at one point..... And yes, they did take him to the petting zoo, where he spent the entire time petting the baby horse.

The couple almost never met because Millie almost didn’t show up after taking her job at IMP, afraid of the idea of working at an imp owned business since she knew imps didn’t usually work for themselves and after going home and really thinking about it, she was afraid the business would tank and she’d end up broke enough to have to move back to Wrath. She's glad she didn't.

[niiwa-angel]

This is Blitz's fantasy. The four of them sitting close to each other by the fire, exchanging gifts, comfortable, safe, and happy.

As far as we know, Blitz has met Octavia twice. Their day at Loo Loo Land, where they didn't really talk, and that brief moment watching fireworks in Seeing Stars. Two on screen interactions and he still puts her right beside him in his perfect fantasy. Not just that, he hugs her, he pulls her close to him. She's not just a side character, she's as loved as Loona is.

This is part of what makes Blitz so endearing to me as a character, he doesn't know Octavia, he may have heard about her from Stolas, but he hasn't really gotten to know her one on one. But still, he can't imagine his perfect family without her, because she is Stolas's daughter and he, as a father himself, understands that the pair are a package deal. Just like Blitz couldn't be happy without Loona, Stolas can't be happy without Octavia.

I really hope this blended family comes to fruition, I know I have my found family addiction but God it would be amazing. Octavia could finally see what two parents who actually love each other and their kids feels like (the perfect family), Loona can have a sister, Blitz has his bird and daughters, and Stolas gets to have a safe home with his daughter, a stepdaughter, and a partner that loves and respects him. I love it. I want to consume it though and I.V. Put me in a blender with it.

[timkontheunsure]

Head cannon for Blitz and Verosika's break up

I think that Verosika told Blitz she loved him via that Blitzo♥️ tattoo, as some sort of a grand gesture.

Blitz looks extremely off in that photo.

So not just that she loves him, but they'll be together and always.

I can see her springing that permanent mark of claiming him for ever, really not playing well with Blitz's self loathing.

It could explain why he freaked out the next morning so so so very badly, even for him.

Making sure that Verosika never wanted to date him again.

But mostly I can't really see them being fine with that tattoo for any real time.

[viktheviking1]

Fizzarolli theory!!!

Mammon originally only planned to have the s*x dolls only for s*x. But since Fizz was so uncomfortable with it, he tried to get out of it, but there was no convincing the Lord of Greed. So instead, he asked that they at least be for more than just s*x. If they could be for things like grocery shopping and entertaining kids, it was at least a little less weird. Mammon loved the idea of it being more versatile, because it would get more people to buy them. That's how they ended up being full robots and not just dolls.

[yasmiralotta]

Your opinion on this?

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Honestly, I can see all of those being canon. I like it ☺️👍

Thank you for your ask ❤️

[h0r53f7y]

Ok, is this a stretch, or is Bee doing autism dinosaur hands with her top set of arms?!?!?

[luciferfemme]

my headcanon is that Lust is a nocturnal ring because typically "lust" activities" take place at night. Canonically we've never seen actual daytime in Lust and if Crimson's comment about the Witching Hour is to be understood as the same as on Earth (3am--which we see by the magic clock that comes through and hits Stolas it is) then that adds to my love of that.

just ignore Fizz scheduling Oz to meet with Stolas at noon.

[kayashe-art]

So, since posting the last two headcanons made them quiet the fuck down (not shut up, but I'll take it), have one more. This one's just silly, but it's ... insistent.

Stella and Valentino must never meet.

The singularity of stupidity they would create would be too powerfull to contain even if all of creation tried to do so.

[fizziepopangel]

Stolas Going to Therapy

Stolas going to therapy headcanons because I know we all need these right now (Stolas included)

Despite having had them since Octavia tried to bring them to him, Stolas wouldn’t actually start taking his meds again, not seeing the point since he mostly took the pills so he could be the best version of the father she needed.

After what happened with Octavia, Stolas would resort to plucking his feathers. It’s self destructive and he knows that, but its a form of self harm he’s always used so its an easy pattern to slip into again.

Therapy would be Blitz’s idea. Having started to work on his own shit finally, and slowly but surely feeling better, he wants Stolas to have that same sort of “getting better” feeling.

He’d think about it for a while, but Blitz wouldn’t bring up the idea of therapy until he noticed the feather plucking. Stolas would reject the idea multiple times before agreeing to talk to someone.

Stolas would feel awkward seeing someone in this sense. He was a Goetia after all, demon royalty of his status wouldn’t show weakness by going to some sort of crazy person doctor…. This would result in him going only because Blitz wants him to, but not really opening up at first.

He would also struggle to find a therapist who was a good fit for him, and would switch providers a few times before feeling comfortable with them.

The first thing he would really talk about would be Octavia. It would start by simply saying he missed her, but the session would end in tears as he talked about worrying if she was really being taken care of by his ex wife.

He would get back on his meds after a few sessions.

The meds would help but having been off them for a bit, he'd still have some pretty low days. Blitz would be very attentive on those days despite not fully knowing how to help.

Blitz and Loona would both keep track of Stolas’ meds and remind him to take them on time.

Stolas would journal. It wouldn’t necessarily be something he does because of therapy or for his sessions, but he would occasionally bring it since he often kept notes of nightmares he had. Most of his nightmares revolving around past abuse at the hands of Stella, or his current situation.

Stella came up a lot in therapy.

Blitz comes up in a lot of sessions too; the good, the bad, and the ugly of the his involvement in Stolas’ life. 

He would spend a lot of time in his sessions learning about boundaries and learning how and when to set them for himself. It’s uncharted territory, but he does try to set them and stand firm on them when he does.

His sessions often had tears somewhere along the way. Not all were because he was sad, which he wasn’t used to.

Although Blitz suggested Stolas see a therapist, it would be Stolas’ idea to bring Blitz into a few sessions so that they could talk about their relationship (past, present, and future) in a controlled setting.

Bringing Blitz into his sessions wouldn’t be a true couples session, but it would give Stolas the idea that if they plan to be together, they should take down the information of a couples counselor just in case.

He would also take the number of a family therapist for himself and Octavia. He figures that if she ever wants to let him in, therapy would help them mend their relationship. 

Stolas would likely be on his medications for a lifetime, but he would get to a place where he didn’t need a therapist weekly, though he does keep the number. Just in case.

[niiwa-angel]

So, through SharkRobot, the form Loona took during the ice battle was a feral form, which raises a question.

Can all hounds do this, or is it a trauma thing?

We know Loona had a rough childhood, I've mentioned briefly in the past that a lot of the other hounds in the orphanage were disfigured, likely due to abuse or dangerous work. We've also seen at the hound party that quite a few hounds seem kind of pampered. Are they capable of going feral?

If they are, what's the trigger? Can they change by choice or is it triggered by stress? Loona didn't go feral during the Truth Seekers fight or the subsequent shut down where they were trapped when you'd think she may have wanted to break that out. So, do you think she was just so pissed off with Andre for bringing the case against Blitz that she either forced it out or it was triggered? So many questions

[fizziepopangel]

New headconon:

Vassago and Stolas go out once a month for drinks (the fruitiest alcoholic drinks they can find), get drunk, and sing karaoke at a bar that usually isn't a karaoke bar but just has music playing.

Vassago is the hype man Stolas deserves

[viktheviking1]

Anyone else notice the parallels of these two?

If I had a nickel for every time a greedy, terrible father figure sicked a bunch of clowns on an audience, I'd have two nickels! Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[prof-ramses]

I just had a stupid idea for a Mammon brand product: Mammonopoly: The Game That WILL Tear Your Friendships & Family Apart. Yeah… that tagline is not hyperbolic. Despite its notorious reputation, the board game actually has a decent sales and is rather popular in the Wrath Ring. The Sins themselves are also not expert from what the games promise, and the one time they played it, things almost escalated into a full scale, 7 sided civil war before Lilith managed to deescalate the situation.

Like I said, stupid idea, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Sorry for the later response, my schedule's gone down the shitter.

I love this idea, the name and tagline are perfect and the idea of the Sins having a game night, on it's own, is an amazing and chaotic premise.

Love the detail of it being popular in Wrath because of how good it is at sparking conflict.

[h0r53f7y]

So if there’s monster fuckers in the Hellaverse, is there also hell born that fetishize living humans? “Oh, Bob! Your skin is so warm and soft, not rough and painful like my husband C’hogflamhotep!” “Milipsie, my kind would call you a bloodthirsty monster, but you are the only one I feel safe around.”

[my-current-stars]

You know, no wonder I felt kind of drawn to his character when trying to figure out who I liked most of the hb cast. Like I get he's messed up big time and has a lot of unlearning to do. But it's kind of relatable on top of everything put to words in this post? I would have to rewatch hb to know for sure but I think this post helped me figure out why I relate to him on some level.

[I'm autistic, for the record. If that wasn't apparent lol]

Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons

"Prince, all alone, upon your throne. Your power is so frail. You raise your voice, you have no choice. Inside your gilded jail." ↳ Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia (Helluva Boss)