#helluva thoughts

[victoriansnakearts]

Wip of my Ozzie redesign! Just need to rework the outfit to look more like a fire performer and then render!

Also sorry for leaving y’all in the dark I got sidetracked take this as a apology lol

[pipsqueakparker]

i actually don’t think there was anything ozzie could’ve done & i think both fizz and oz knew that

your best friend is about to be beheaded & your boyfriend is in the room, yeah you’re gonna yell at him to do something - but it is very clear who holds the power in that courtroom, ozzie & bee tried to get them to hear blitz out, but they were out voted because no one cared - they just wanted to get it over with, get back to their lives

and what could oz have possibly done? the only factual information he had was that stolas had feelings for blitz & came to him about the crystal — that would only make blitz look worse.

trying to overrule satan would have probably just gotten him in deep shit, probably thrown out of the room at best, and at worst his achilles heel is very very public now. (i don’t know if they can demote a sin, but they can sure as hell kill an imp he loves) — there wasn’t quite enough time to start a whole revolt in the moment, but who knows maybe something’s been sparked now…

stolas’ half-baked plan to just take the heat for EVERYTHING was probably the only way blitz was walking out of that room alive

[pearpap-ponders]

Imagine how this moment must feel from Blitzø's perspective. Everything he had ever done in his lifetime coming to an end. He knows that he has no chance of getting out of this situation, because no imp had ever done it before. There was nothing he could do besides admit defeat, and he'd have to accept all his life choices. He had to end his relationship with Stolas and he never got to fix it. He wanted to become a better person and now he has to accept that he never will have the chance to change. Everything wrong he had ever done will just stay with him forever with no chance to fix anything. He will die hated by many and remembered as a terrible ex. Whats worse is that he knows that so many people will be happy that he's dead.

[transgwender616]

"Hazbin/Helluva isn't Bible accurate" mfs when they read The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost or C.S Lewis

[norel-ravenclaw]

Wild Hazbin theory time! (This won’t have anything to do with canon, but I can’t help myself.)

What if Heaven are colonisers?

Archeological records suggest civilisation has existed for at least 15,000 years. Not to mention a million years of evolution leading up to Homo Sapiens.

What if Heaven scouts found Earth and they decided to claim its sentient species for themselves?

Heaven borns are the ones that naturally have lots of wings and eyes. (And maybe cherubs have been made for 10000 years, made to look like Earth animals they found cute.) Human souls look either completely human or are animal based. BUT which angels get to look most human? Adam, Peter… important people in religion that could have been allowed to keep their human looks to appeal to Earth as relatable connections to Heaven…?

What if the angels didn’t make humans at all? What if they slaughtered the humans that wouldn’t submit to their power, leaving only Adam and Lilith (as young children maybe, so they could be raised on lies. Or they could have erased their memories.)

Then once Lilith rebelled, they needed a new partner for Adam and had to make one using dark magic and one of his ribs…?

By using magic to connect human consciousness to angelic-based forms when they die, they get more citizens, more power, more servants. It would certainly track with their elitist and violent behaviour.

(Personally I also like the theory that God died 2000 years ago, and they brought in Jesus to cover up his death and be the new “face of the brand.” Meanwhile, the senior angels/seraphim, ect get all the real power.)

What are your thoughts? Between Hazbin and Helluva, what have I missed?

[savvy-devine666]

Viv has expressed that she hopes for Helluva Boss to have around 50 episodes

With s3 confirmed and assuming it follows the 12 episode lay out, that would mean just 1 more episode after (4 seasons each)

Given that some shows just don't know when to stop, generally I think I'd be happy with that. But at the same time...I need about 50 seasons

🤣🤣

[flowersfromunderground]

[kidokear]

Imagen how entertaining it would be if these 2 interact. And I'm a fan of possessive/jealous/protective Stolas (Which I don't see enough of <(＿　＿)>)

[victoriansnakearts]

Wip for my asmodeus redesign! (He’s got a lot going on rn so I’m definitely gonna simplify him lol)

Also lil sneak peek on a verosika redesign (trying to make all the hellborn resemble their proper deadly sin)

[emzurl]

Stolitz cuddles 🥹

[pedanticat]

I love the irony that while Blitz believe he has ruined a lot of people lives (and admittedly that isn’t entirely inaccurate) he never realized how he did make the rest of IMP lives better. He gave Loona and Moxxie a home along with giving Millie the confidence to dream bigger then she ever imagined.

[bananatanz]

probably an unpopular opinion: but i didn't hate this situation

stolas looked to blitz for permission. even after all the fighting and hurt feelings, he still cares enough to see if blitz is okay with stolas dancing with this guy, and blitz gives him permission.

stolas has never had any experience outside of stella and blitz. his relationship with stella was toxic, and he wasn't happy. his relationship with blitz has been solely built on sex, with a lot of stolas having to tiptoe around his own feelings. stolas never really got to experiment outside of his relationship with blitz, and with how blitz treated him, i think he should be allowed to do what he wants.

stolitz is endgame (ofc), but i see nothing wrong with stolas having his rebound and expressing himself. he's never been openly desired in such a way, and he deserves to explore that. if blitz is allowed to fuck other people, so is stolas.

also, this dude was nothing but nice to stolas, and i see no reason to hate on him. he's giving stolas an opportunity to have a kind of fun he's never had before. with stolas' lifestyle, he's never been able to attend a party just for the sake of having fun, dancing, and getting drunk.

can we please stop infantilizing stolas? just because his experience is limited, doesn't mean he's incapable of making his own choices. he doesn't need blitz, and i think it's important that he discovers himself more before the two of them rekindle their relationship. if he wants to party and kiss a guy, then so be it. if blitz did the same, no one would care—so let stolas fuck some random guy if he wants to!!

[oatmealdoodles]

Shout out to our favorite little Queers™

Edit: fixed their sexualities, I was just going off head-canons before

[valahelart]

... without words... 🌸✨

[savvy-devine666]

I kinda wish, instead of the random imp family we saw alongside Verosika and Fizz we saw Barbie Wire instead

[ruumiinlaulaja]

I can’t get over how Blitz is holding Stolas. 😭 He’s so protective. It’s instinctual at this point; just refusing to let go of his bird.

Bonus:

I love how Blitz takes the whole brunt of the landing, making sure Stolas doesn’t touch the ground and get hurt. Such a gentleman, a knight protecting his prince. 👏👌🙏