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Sleepy sex with Alex
-Contains: dubcon, female anatomy, mentions of quackitys real name, wet dream, slight mutual masturbation, barely proof read (lmao), aftercare-ish???, quackity has a slight thing for you ass
A/n: this is really half assed lmfao.
-Paring: Alex/quackity x fem!reader
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Wet dreams were uncommon for Alex. But he found himself unable to move on from his vulgar imagination. He woke up panting, face red and needy. His cock throbbing and he could argue that he almost came in his pants while he was dreaming.
He sighed and he rolled over to look at you. Which.. was to say the least a big mistake. Working him up even more. His eyes lingered to your chest down to your ass. Subconsciously biting his lip as he fought his perverted imagination.
He needed so badly to relive this tension. Palming at his bulge and letting out a throaty whine. He glanced over at you shuffling in your sleep.
He was feeling guilty but fuck he needed it so bad. His bucked his hips into your ass, grinding his clothed length and gently grabbing at your hips. He didn’t care if you woke up at this point rutting into your ass like an animal in heat.
Of course the friction woke you up and he noticed instantly. He wrapped a hand around your neck gently instantly making the heat dwindle to your core.
“Baby I’m just so needy.”
He practically whined in your ear and, fuck. It got you hot and bothered. His hands instinctively gripped your hips tighter making you whine.
Your hands instantly found their way to your panties, rubbing your clit. His hands found the band to your shorts and underwear pulling them down to your ankles.
“Wanna watch you play with your pretty clit.”
He whispered in your ear sending shivers down your spine. You could’ve thought he was in heat from how he was acting up. He pulled his own clothing off as well jerking off to the sight of your hand working deftly on your clit. Your were barely awake eyes shut in pleasure with quite moans escaping your mouth.
His hands palmed your ass as he asked you to lift your leg up sliding your shorts off and kissing the back of your head. His hand guiding his cock to your wet entrance as he held your leg up for you. He moaned burying his face in the crook of your neck as his girth bottomed out in you.
His hips rolled into you gently hitting your sweet spot with painful accuracy rewarding a whine from your throat. He’d mutter how sexy you were while his hand gently wrapped around your throat.
His hips sped up the sound of your moans and bodies slamming together. Your pussy clenched him with need making you moan his name as you came on his cock. His release not far along as his thrusts were uneven groaning as he came inside you.
He pulled out and praised you pressing kisses to your face as he slid your shorts up patting your ass.
You both went back to bed.
#quackity smut#quackity x reader smut#Alex quackity#sleepy sex#quackity drabble#quackity x reader#help this is really half assed#idk bro#ur mom#quackity shhshdhshs#deez nuts lmao
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POV they just told their da shixiong on you
#pov you’re boutta get your ass beat by a 4 ft of kickass#the image of these two tall muscular demons struggling in battle and turning to the tiniest member in their group for help is so funny to me#swk: I heard you were bullying my brothers >:T#and he’s like half their size glaring up at you#would shit bricks personally#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#journey to the west fanart#digital art#my art#sorry I haven’t posted anything substantial in a while#it’s my last semester and I’m really tryna stay on top of work so I can finally graduate or2#got this joke out tho lol#can you tell I really love my design of swk#I’m gonna pin that design cuz I want more people to look at it#I’m real proud of it sorry#oh right#zhu bajie#sha wujing#jttw zhu bajie#jttw sha wujing#oughhhh my back hurts… (<= old man)
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Throws this on stage and accepts the tomato pelting I deserve
Parody of the Thomas Jefferson Hatsune Miku Binder thing for those unaware 👍
[rambling in tags]
#cj thdph#thdph#chonny jash thdph#cj devil#chonny jash#appalling mustelid tornado#Thomas Jefferson hatsune miku binder#this is so bad I’m gonna cry 😭#I am cringe but I am . well. not really free just cringe /silly#I don’t know what compelled me to [albeit half assed] render it#don’t look to close at the clothing folds . or the lineart . or the eyes. or th#[yeah I got pretty lazy half way through . sorryyy I’m not putting my all into something like this lol]#I highly recommend doing a side by side with the original ! it at the very least would make me look. less insane lmao#fr though I had a lot of fun with this#really with I could’ve given him a tail but there was no space :[#shoutout to my moots who helped/motivated me with this you know who you are :] 👍#I was chill about CJ being here because I had nothing to hide but after this I’m not so sure /lh
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Been avoiding the show because FUCK Amazon but. I said I'd post it so I'm postin it.
#i wouldve just not posted shit but were kinda reliant on amazon prime atm for reasons so i might as well watch the show ig#this will be like the only post on this show tho. just got shit recommended on youtube and was like “oh shit fr?”#like tf you mean the invincible war AND conquest in s3#where thragg? where he go? why hidden?#i will say. having powerplex who has the same silhouette as Mark and casting Jesse pinkman to kinda sound like Mark is hilarious. good job#and i like that Steven got to stretch his vocal talent even more with all the different marks#not sure about rexs death tho. the buildup was painful don't get me wrong but the actual incident felt weird#in the comic he's like messed tf up. mark gives a whole speech and asks him “what are you gonna charge and explode?” and all he can muste#muster is a desperate “my SKELETON.” before he kills them both. but in the show rex has like a stab and a bloody nose and h#hits him with the latter half of tv off before taking him out. like idk the comic really stressed how fucked he was in soloing a mark varian#like it helped show just how strong mark is even compared to other supermen. but honestly here it just didn't feel so desperate#but idk that's it. show still kicks ass. good stuff. buhbye. my next post will probably be politics i got a few things i would like to say#ttfn#invincible#mark grayson#rex splode#rex sloan#gambit#gambit xmen#remy lebeau#x men 97#rip my boys. my beatiful baby boys
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wdym this is how the arc was handled

#kevin levin#ben 10#ben 10 uaf#ben 10 series#ben 10 ultimate alien#ben tennyson#ben10#ultimate kevin#kevin 11#kevin ethan levin#this arc is so short it deserved so much time to develop everyone#imagine a whole ass season where half of it is about kevin`s destruction and the aftermath. where he`d make amends with all of those ppl#he has hurt. hell even an arc where he has to go through detox. imagine if he went to osmos v for that#i do not care about the OV retcons#ben 10 meme#the pic is from my personal figure collection#ALSO imagine if his mom was more involved in the story to help him through the struggles of recovery. her being there for him after most#likely failing parenting him as a child. she really deserved more screen time xddd#even harvey could have at the very least had more mentions xd. his introduction was so rushed
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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obsessed with this lady
#she lives right across the hall from him too shes nosing on everythinggg#jez writing#she started as half assed comic relief admittedly but#mrs g now suddenly integral to oc ryan donahue. did not plan for that. writing really is crazy you just never know where its gonna go#i never count background characters as ocs but she may as well be one at this point#ok sorry i realize none of this makes sense to anybody but i need to yap abt my AU guys somewhere#also she helps kill a cop after ryan AND hides a tremere fetter for sol later so shes fucking baller..#LHVC
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wait how did i not realize having doflamingo think he's on his side was probably part of the plan all along, that's why he takes so much after doflamingo's underlings aesthetic he's actively mimicking his allies, damn that kid is smart
god he was probably at the auction house because of doffy as well
i am not reaching here right? it's been so long since i watched sabaody to dressrosa and I'm pretty sure i was like half paying attention
#do not watch shows on your second monitor while drawing you'll miss half of the show's narrative#oda's subtle storytelling is really fucking cool but you have to actually pay attention#wich is hard for my adhd ass#the memory problems do not help#i just had to hyperfixate on one of the longest running anime-manga series#hold on let me cook#yapping
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at this point i need sevika to bully me into doing my work. like i just know she would say something so scary
#“you really wanna half ass the final for your major course? you gonna take that risk?”#i can't lock in to save my life god please send help i'm gonna shoot myself#little nothings ꩜
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Good days are temporary and that really hurts. But bad days are temporary, too. That's obvious by the existence of good days, even if they don't come around very often. Being in badness doesn't feel nice, but at least there's always a good day to look forward to
#my half ass attempt at cheering myself up#it didnt really help but maybe itll help someone else#if it didnt#idk#try some ice cream#thats my next attempt
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New pretty cure episode... You better keep that shit platonic, Toei
#precure spoilers#precure#'i hope they make an idol-themed precure!' *finger on the monkey's paw curls*#I've been really liking the show so far (Uta's a fantastic protagonist and I love her)#but ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#I wanted to like this episode so bad bc I used to work a similar job & could relate to the cafe panic#and it had some really funny moments#i love how half-assed the excuse to get the rest of the family out of the restaurant was#and even though they tried to play it for drama I thought Uta being upset about not helping enough was a) relatable and b) really funny#and i REALLY wanted to enjoy the comradery between the cures & generic idol man#and I probably would have! If I did not also have a lingering sense of dread that he's gonna be Coco 2.0#(context: new pretty cure introduced an older guy (I think he's supposed to be 18-24) who the younger girls (both like 13 or so) idolize#and it's implied our mc is going to have a crush on him#(which like fine. kids get precocious crushes.)#but Toei has done this kind of romance before and had it be reciprocated#VERY RECENTLY. they did a spinoff series set in the future in which they not only revisited their '13 y/o x her magical squirrel teacher'#pairing. but also they got married. it was bad.#so i am filled with dread)#honestly from the second i saw him & glasses guy in the intro i was dreading his appearance bc of this
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LoK au Douxie! His mom is from the water tribe and his dad is fire nation. He grew up in the South Pole, and after his mother was killed in an unfortunate attack, he was adopted by his younger half brother’s mom
he's also obviously painfully a homosexual
Avatar au in my brain, but slightly to the left. Thoughts is that Douxie’s father wanted to make an artificial avatar, a powerful being he could control for his own purposes. But the spirit he captured and infused in his infant son refused to cooperate resulting in the baby nearly dying until his father had to abandon the project altogether. It left Douxie sick and weakly growing up and not without scars. But it also left him tainted with spirit energy resulting in him unlocking a type of bending previously known only to spirits and the avatar themselves. Energy bending.
So, essentially, this is just me creating an excuse for Douxie to have what is basically "magic" in the atla universe
After Douxie’s mother died, Barbara adopted him, knowing that no matter how angry she was at her ex-husband, she couldn't blame a suffering child for it
Jim, his younger half brother, is something of a waterbending prodigy. Douxie, believed for a majority of his life to be a nonbender, loved to watch his baby brother be so good at something. To love it clearly and want to be good at it
Since Douxie had been sickly for basically his whole life for unknown reasons living with a healer proved to be beneficial to him, especially during the times when his overall health would decline rapidly at the drop of a hat
At one point it got so bad that he had to be seen by specialists in Republic City. Jim went with him for moral support, which is where they get tangled up in Avatar shenanigans and Korra accidentally activates Douxie’s long dormant spirit abilities and energy bending
Fun notes: he and Korra probably would have met sooner if she hadn't grown up in what was essentially a military compound. Their parents were pretty close friends, and it's a shame they never got to meet before Republic City.
I have a lot of lore for this au and plenty of angst, including Douxie being so goddamn scared of himself that he begs Amon to take his bending away. But since his isn't exactly "bending" and more basically just "spirit magic" it doesn't work.
Don't know when I'll start really writing this but it's gonna happen eventually.
#i watched half an episode of tlok and decided to make a whole ass au#i really need help#tales of arcadia#wizards tales of arcadia#hisirdoux casperan#toa wizards#honey's art#tlok#tlok au#avatar au
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all the Project E wips in the past 6 months because I keep forgetting what I’ve already posted and also because I’m literally going insane inside an enclosure of my own making. girl help







#wip#ereyesterday#the font is different each time bc if I stare at the doc for too long I explode so the font changes things up a bit#every day I get more and more tempted to break my rule and start posting before I’ve finished the entire fic#but I won’t bc I’ve been down that path before and it really did not help me at all#and this project is too important to half ass 💪💪#have to keep telling myself that 6 months isn’t that long but yeesh. it feels like an eternity to me#I’ve got two characters on leashes and they’re running rampant in different directions#and surprisingly those two are not eph and charis#but by god when I catch them…..#anyway in lighter news I re-read the Most Important Chapter and cried even though I know exactly what happens so yay!!!!!
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#incoherent whining warning!#man the fanbase on this site really is almost dead#an album announcement and the only person who bothered to post something is one half-retired fan#i think i will update jin songs list after all just for a sense of completion alone and probably will rank them too#(no point in 'kagepro's future' list since i gave up believing)#is there even a point in coping by using old habit (cultivated from pathetic “i want to return 2013” feelings) if it barely helps anymore#idk i'd be glad if you will ask me some random questions#about fandom favourite music or manga#whatever#i don't want to leave until 8/15 again without attempting to use this blog for something at least somewhat productive#like trying to restore my faith in value of communication with foreigners#and convincing myself that not selling everything kgpr-related and deleting this blog ~3 years ago was worth it#tbh i don't think i've ever talked with strangers about such “irrelevant” things online#no wonder initially generic fandom blog has accidentally turned into devoted notifier about all news and official materials#it's funny how on the one hand i regret dedicating so much time to it#but on the other hand i also regret not digging into it deeper#something useful(?) like having a neatly organized list of links to all the good covers tegakis mmd and such would be nice probably#but i have close to 0 motivation in current year#although it's kinda sad looking at ~10y.o. videos knowing most of them will soon be completely forgotten#or that deleted content is forever lost#not only fanworks but many translations of official stuff are lost too#because i wasn't obsessed enough for saving literally everything in my early years#i hate half-assing yet now i feel that's all i was doing
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i am not feeling too well if i am being honest
#i can’t believe i am spending half my day crying n throwing up about my doctor’s appointment n then after i get out i have to go to work#n not my actual work i have to go help my dad#that old man really doesn’t give a fuck about anything but his stupid ass business#.txt
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Hi Doodle! I just wanted to say that I love your art and that it's so nice to know there's more people who were as confused and infuriated by how TotK turned out. My brain has unanimously decided to adopt most of your TotK Rewrite into my headcanons for game and manifest them into reality lol. I was just reading your post about your ability wheels ideas (awesome btw) and how you were unsure about what power Link would get from the Yiga and it made me wonder if you knew about the Yiga Clan side quests. If you collect all pieces of the Yiga set, they let you into the hideout where you can take a Blademaster exam and get the Earthwake ability. I was just curious to whether you actually knew about it or if you just didn't like that particular power, hope I didn't spoil it for you
Thank you and Thank you!!!! im still so glad that my rants seem to be more validating for people who feel the same rather than plain annoying xD
as of now im pretty sure i want to use the clone ability to be the one you get from Koga as it would be something more unique to him, references my HC of him having been a monk as old as Miz Kyoshia, and replaces the distraction and support in combat that youd lack since i removed the sage ghost buddies constantly being around you :D
the yiga stuff was literally my biggest motivator to keep playing bc i love them so much, i spent the majority of my playtime running around in the yiga set xD which is also why i never realized until way into the game that i wasnt a genius at sneaking around them nor that they are just so dumb they wont spot you ever but bc i had been wearing the set the entire time in the underground; the underground was one of the few things i pretty much 100%ed, excluding some annoying bossfights
i do know of the earthscroll and tried to use it alot but its but its got a very limited usefullnes due to the way its controlled and you having to unequip your weapon, which made me sad bc it was so cool to be able to interact with the yiga like that, its one of the few shiny good parts of totk imo, tho i think it was a huge missed opportunity to keep them as seperated from the main story still, they have so much lore and story potential you could have used or expanded upon :(
in my rewrite i had considered making your yiga ability related to it but it didnt quite work, partly bc they otherwise didnt seem connected to that element at all and shadow seemed like a better fit, so i assigned the earth magic more to ganondorf actually, due to him causing those massive earthquakes and having, somewhat literally, spread his roots into every part of hyrules underground, it connects well to the way i rewrote the memory system and ganondorfs bossfight too :3
i hope that answers your question!
#ganondoodles answers#ganondoodles rewrites totk#i know i havent posted about the rewrite in a bit but i havent stopped working on it#but i only got the time i got#i really want my comics first chapter done#spent more time with my parents and also help them more#then theres me wanting to learn gamedev#and also i got a job that takes half my day away#and currently im having like .. headaches every day bc of the weird ass weather here
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