#help this is really half assed
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
stonermujer · 2 years ago
Text
Sleepy sex with Alex
-Contains: dubcon, female anatomy, mentions of quackitys real name, wet dream, slight mutual masturbation, barely proof read (lmao), aftercare-ish???, quackity has a slight thing for you ass
A/n: this is really half assed lmfao.
-Paring: Alex/quackity x fem!reader
~~~~
Wet dreams were uncommon for Alex. But he found himself unable to move on from his vulgar imagination. He woke up panting, face red and needy. His cock throbbing and he could argue that he almost came in his pants while he was dreaming.
He sighed and he rolled over to look at you. Which.. was to say the least a big mistake. Working him up even more. His eyes lingered to your chest down to your ass. Subconsciously biting his lip as he fought his perverted imagination.
He needed so badly to relive this tension. Palming at his bulge and letting out a throaty whine. He glanced over at you shuffling in your sleep.
He was feeling guilty but fuck he needed it so bad. His bucked his hips into your ass, grinding his clothed length and gently grabbing at your hips. He didn’t care if you woke up at this point rutting into your ass like an animal in heat.
Of course the friction woke you up and he noticed instantly. He wrapped a hand around your neck gently instantly making the heat dwindle to your core.
“Baby I’m just so needy.”
He practically whined in your ear and, fuck. It got you hot and bothered. His hands instinctively gripped your hips tighter making you whine.
Your hands instantly found their way to your panties, rubbing your clit. His hands found the band to your shorts and underwear pulling them down to your ankles.
“Wanna watch you play with your pretty clit.”
He whispered in your ear sending shivers down your spine. You could’ve thought he was in heat from how he was acting up. He pulled his own clothing off as well jerking off to the sight of your hand working deftly on your clit. Your were barely awake eyes shut in pleasure with quite moans escaping your mouth.
His hands palmed your ass as he asked you to lift your leg up sliding your shorts off and kissing the back of your head. His hand guiding his cock to your wet entrance as he held your leg up for you. He moaned burying his face in the crook of your neck as his girth bottomed out in you.
His hips rolled into you gently hitting your sweet spot with painful accuracy rewarding a whine from your throat. He’d mutter how sexy you were while his hand gently wrapped around your throat.
His hips sped up the sound of your moans and bodies slamming together. Your pussy clenched him with need making you moan his name as you came on his cock. His release not far along as his thrusts were uneven groaning as he came inside you.
He pulled out and praised you pressing kisses to your face as he slid your shorts up patting your ass.
You both went back to bed.
335 notes · View notes
royaltea000 · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
POV they just told their da shixiong on you
742 notes · View notes
psilliguykai · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Throws this on stage and accepts the tomato pelting I deserve
Parody of the Thomas Jefferson Hatsune Miku Binder thing for those unaware 👍
[rambling in tags]
189 notes · View notes
cyanide-sippy-cup · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Been avoiding the show because FUCK Amazon but. I said I'd post it so I'm postin it.
145 notes · View notes
ossy-serenity · 3 months ago
Text
wdym this is how the arc was handled
Tumblr media
23 notes · View notes
clumsypuppy · 1 year ago
Text
started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
71 notes · View notes
luciacaminoz · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
obsessed with this lady
14 notes · View notes
dofustars · 11 days ago
Text
wait how did i not realize having doflamingo think he's on his side was probably part of the plan all along, that's why he takes so much after doflamingo's underlings aesthetic he's actively mimicking his allies, damn that kid is smart
god he was probably at the auction house because of doffy as well
i am not reaching here right? it's been so long since i watched sabaody to dressrosa and I'm pretty sure i was like half paying attention
10 notes · View notes
never-rxne · 2 months ago
Text
at this point i need sevika to bully me into doing my work. like i just know she would say something so scary
17 notes · View notes
cheerfullycatholic · 1 year ago
Text
Good days are temporary and that really hurts. But bad days are temporary, too. That's obvious by the existence of good days, even if they don't come around very often. Being in badness doesn't feel nice, but at least there's always a good day to look forward to
30 notes · View notes
knockknockitsnickels · 4 months ago
Text
New pretty cure episode... You better keep that shit platonic, Toei
7 notes · View notes
honeyxmonkey · 1 year ago
Text
LoK au Douxie! His mom is from the water tribe and his dad is fire nation. He grew up in the South Pole, and after his mother was killed in an unfortunate attack, he was adopted by his younger half brother’s mom
Tumblr media
he's also obviously painfully a homosexual
Avatar au in my brain, but slightly to the left. Thoughts is that Douxie’s father wanted to make an artificial avatar, a powerful being he could control for his own purposes. But the spirit he captured and infused in his infant son refused to cooperate resulting in the baby nearly dying until his father had to abandon the project altogether. It left Douxie sick and weakly growing up and not without scars. But it also left him tainted with spirit energy resulting in him unlocking a type of bending previously known only to spirits and the avatar themselves. Energy bending.
So, essentially, this is just me creating an excuse for Douxie to have what is basically "magic" in the atla universe
After Douxie’s mother died, Barbara adopted him, knowing that no matter how angry she was at her ex-husband, she couldn't blame a suffering child for it
Jim, his younger half brother, is something of a waterbending prodigy. Douxie, believed for a majority of his life to be a nonbender, loved to watch his baby brother be so good at something. To love it clearly and want to be good at it
Since Douxie had been sickly for basically his whole life for unknown reasons living with a healer proved to be beneficial to him, especially during the times when his overall health would decline rapidly at the drop of a hat
At one point it got so bad that he had to be seen by specialists in Republic City. Jim went with him for moral support, which is where they get tangled up in Avatar shenanigans and Korra accidentally activates Douxie’s long dormant spirit abilities and energy bending
Fun notes: he and Korra probably would have met sooner if she hadn't grown up in what was essentially a military compound. Their parents were pretty close friends, and it's a shame they never got to meet before Republic City.
I have a lot of lore for this au and plenty of angst, including Douxie being so goddamn scared of himself that he begs Amon to take his bending away. But since his isn't exactly "bending" and more basically just "spirit magic" it doesn't work.
Don't know when I'll start really writing this but it's gonna happen eventually.
33 notes · View notes
thetwilightroadtonightfall · 6 months ago
Text
all the Project E wips in the past 6 months because I keep forgetting what I’ve already posted and also because I’m literally going insane inside an enclosure of my own making. girl help
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
7 notes · View notes
ayara-resara · 6 months ago
Text
.
#incoherent whining warning!#man the fanbase on this site really is almost dead#an album announcement and the only person who bothered to post something is one half-retired fan#i think i will update jin songs list after all just for a sense of completion alone and probably will rank them too#(no point in 'kagepro's future' list since i gave up believing)#is there even a point in coping by using old habit (cultivated from pathetic “i want to return 2013” feelings) if it barely helps anymore#idk i'd be glad if you will ask me some random questions#about fandom favourite music or manga#whatever#i don't want to leave until 8/15 again without attempting to use this blog for something at least somewhat productive#like trying to restore my faith in value of communication with foreigners#and convincing myself that not selling everything kgpr-related and deleting this blog ~3 years ago was worth it#tbh i don't think i've ever talked with strangers about such “irrelevant” things online#no wonder initially generic fandom blog has accidentally turned into devoted notifier about all news and official materials#it's funny how on the one hand i regret dedicating so much time to it#but on the other hand i also regret not digging into it deeper#something useful(?) like having a neatly organized list of links to all the good covers tegakis mmd and such would be nice probably#but i have close to 0 motivation in current year#although it's kinda sad looking at ~10y.o. videos knowing most of them will soon be completely forgotten#or that deleted content is forever lost#not only fanworks but many translations of official stuff are lost too#because i wasn't obsessed enough for saving literally everything in my early years#i hate half-assing yet now i feel that's all i was doing
8 notes · View notes
sunmisbf · 6 months ago
Text
i am not feeling too well if i am being honest
Tumblr media
16 notes · View notes
ganondoodle · 2 years ago
Note
Hi Doodle! I just wanted to say that I love your art and that it's so nice to know there's more people who were as confused and infuriated by how TotK turned out. My brain has unanimously decided to adopt most of your TotK Rewrite into my headcanons for game and manifest them into reality lol. I was just reading your post about your ability wheels ideas (awesome btw) and how you were unsure about what power Link would get from the Yiga and it made me wonder if you knew about the Yiga Clan side quests. If you collect all pieces of the Yiga set, they let you into the hideout where you can take a Blademaster exam and get the Earthwake ability. I was just curious to whether you actually knew about it or if you just didn't like that particular power, hope I didn't spoil it for you
Thank you and Thank you!!!! im still so glad that my rants seem to be more validating for people who feel the same rather than plain annoying xD
as of now im pretty sure i want to use the clone ability to be the one you get from Koga as it would be something more unique to him, references my HC of him having been a monk as old as Miz Kyoshia, and replaces the distraction and support in combat that youd lack since i removed the sage ghost buddies constantly being around you :D
the yiga stuff was literally my biggest motivator to keep playing bc i love them so much, i spent the majority of my playtime running around in the yiga set xD which is also why i never realized until way into the game that i wasnt a genius at sneaking around them nor that they are just so dumb they wont spot you ever but bc i had been wearing the set the entire time in the underground; the underground was one of the few things i pretty much 100%ed, excluding some annoying bossfights
i do know of the earthscroll and tried to use it alot but its but its got a very limited usefullnes due to the way its controlled and you having to unequip your weapon, which made me sad bc it was so cool to be able to interact with the yiga like that, its one of the few shiny good parts of totk imo, tho i think it was a huge missed opportunity to keep them as seperated from the main story still, they have so much lore and story potential you could have used or expanded upon :(
in my rewrite i had considered making your yiga ability related to it but it didnt quite work, partly bc they otherwise didnt seem connected to that element at all and shadow seemed like a better fit, so i assigned the earth magic more to ganondorf actually, due to him causing those massive earthquakes and having, somewhat literally, spread his roots into every part of hyrules underground, it connects well to the way i rewrote the memory system and ganondorfs bossfight too :3
i hope that answers your question!
57 notes · View notes