#hint - not fucking HIM

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[nettleparade]

his one-sided love for life

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

... that is literally what I wrote on his birthday card though?? 😭😭

He has me all figured out iwhtjfhg

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[awesomeferret10]

Okay, question: @danielhowell @amazingphil

What the fuck was this entire video? Genuinely??

(Video compilation of the many times they implied they fuck, also some general unhinged times. Tagging them because I actually can’t take this shit anymore. I was not prepared.)

[royaltea000]

[stress relief doodle] just wanted to let you guys know that he’s always had those stupid tassels dw

[tendafoot]

ik there are a dime a dozen werewolf aus so maybe this has been done before but when i was younger i read this (explicit) werewolf webcomic that i DEFINITELY shouldnt have been reading at that age, and in it lycanthropy was something the protagonist didnt know was sexually transmittable. so i give to you: a scene from a fanfic i will probably never have time to write

[autisticrosewilson]

You're all fucking wrong about Catholic Jason he wouldn't feel guilt about Jack shit, ESPECIALLY not killing. He would get the All-Blades and be convinced that this is God's go ahead and divine confirmation that he's right about everything and all of his opinions are valid and everyone who opposes his worldview is a moron blinded by idealism and naivete.

[rystiel]

erik being like “you control minds charles….. you can get into my head…… you can make me do whatever you want…….. i couldn’t possibly disobey you if you really wanted to make me do something, you know……..” EVERY time he has no helmet on it’s like. ok jesus we get it. we get the point erik.

[nenoname]

ford's canon appearances in season 1

[creeping-sense-of-oh-fuck]

Here's the thing though. The people who say they saw Jon watching them in their dreams didn't say anything about a monster version of him with glowing eyes or many eyes or floating or whatever.

I love a good monster Jon design but just think THINK about how scary it is that he isn't. You met a fairly normal guy once and you told him the worst thing that ever happened to you. Now that man is there staring blankly while you suffer, over and over. You don't understand why it's happening. There's nothing you can do. The man is still out there, somewhere.

[3lliesan]

Yuu being a menace.

People like to present Yuu as the one stable braincell of the group, the normal, the sane one, the one that avoids trouble most of the time despite being dragged into it either way.

Now, I present to you,

An example of a magnificent alternative, displayed through the one and only, Wim- Ace Trappola. The cringelord himself that would follow the Prefect till' the ends of the earth.

-_+_-

+In a fight with a horde of enemies+

Jack: It's getting quite crowded. We need to figure out how to deal with this horde if we want to move to the next objective...

Yuu: Ah, I get it now.

Jack: You've got a plan?

The Usually Stoic Yuu, smiling peacefully:

I just need to kill everything, right?

Ace: Wipe that grin off your face.

-_+_-

Exhibit B:

Ace: I'm pretty sure if you had magic in the opening ceremony, you'd be put into Savanaclaw.

Yuu, looking at him like they just got praised: Because I can clock someone real good?

Ace: Because you're stubborn as hell about not taking in common sense!

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I just think it's funny to think about mister Ace, the man, the myth, the local troublemaker that gets collared at least twice a month, complaining about keeping Yuu in check because, "somebody needs to keep an eye on that walking disaster."

(Spoiler alert: No one asked him to do it, blud will not be heard.)

The dynamic of Adeuyuu would be:

Dense Dumbass (deuce)

Sneaky Dumbass (Ace)

and Proud Dumbass that people assume has a functional braincell (Yuu)

But if we're just talking about Aceyuu, it would be more-

Guess who Ace is? He's the troublemaker, right?

H A H !

Nah, it's the one that either gets away with it most of the time, or gets caught in the most traumatizing shit on the regular that they've been desensitized to it all at this point.(Both are Yuu) Keep it up, and Ace might just have gray hair by the end of the year via Yuu being a professional bullshitter that takes no fucks from anyone within vincity.

The teachers are between scolding Yuu to hell and back because they're the no.1 migraine producer in the school, or giving them a hug with some hot chocolate because of the amount of shit this lil' guy went through.(+ the fact that they're one of the few students in the school that knows how to be surprisingly respectful voluntarily.)

Back on ACEYUU!

It's a pretty big change for Ace, the one usually leeching off the junior treatment from upperclassmen and being the mischievous lil' bro to everyone most of the time. Despite how crazy every second something involving Yuu is, being the one to take care of someone else for a change... somehow feels natural.

For anyone else, of course not, but if it's with Yuu? It's something that he does before having the chance to think.

He feels like he signed a deal with the devil sometimes though... one that looks harmless and airheaded most of the time, but still one without a single sane bone in their body nonetheless.

Mr Trappola wouldn't change it for the world, though. And everyone knows it! ;)

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(PS: I'm pretty sure the same concept with Deuce instead of Ace would be interesting as well, but hey, people can always ASK for another character dynamic analysis with my Yuu if my impulses don't get to me first-)

[skipppppy]

Going through my old unfinished art and I completely forgot that before I made English Willy I had another kind of fan story/pitch/whatever that was about the people working the closing shift at the fnaf 1 location in the late 90s. And each person had managed to bond with one of the missing kids in one way or another so instead of fighting for their lives they were running a really fucked up robot daycare. I feel like I should do more of this the designs go hard

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

[tremordragon]

Something I’ve been thinking about a lot since the new chapters released is how a big chunk of the fandom is still cackling to themselves about Kris allegedly hating Berdly and being pissed at them for forcing them to ask him to take them to the festival—but meanwhile in a concurrent timeline, Kris cares so much about him that they not only go out of their way to try to save him when they’re weak and struggling to move, but risk implicating themself in what happened to him just so he can have a chance to survive. Those aren’t the actions of a person who hates somebody else. Like it or not, these two are friends and do care for each other. Wish the edgelords would stop with that crap because it’s long since gotten old.

[byjove]

they acquitted Karen Read of killing that cop 🥳