#homebrewed blorbos

[foxssonicdoodles]

made reference sheets for my sillies, I really have to start yapping about them more tbh. i have so so many notes and ideas rattling around in my brain about them

[feathery-pleco]

OCtober day 4 -> Under-appreciated Oc

There is... a lot of them. Some don't even have a name and I can only blame myself for this

[ztpx]

My npc goddess from a homebrew campaign in full non-functional bikini armour. Because I can

[thegreatyin]

okay. so.

cards on the table: ive had a huge question about a major part of SMEN for quite some time now and all the research ive done whilst trying to solve said question has been pretty much futile.

so.

i'm asking it to tumblr dot com instead.

major spoilers for seeking mr eaten's name, as mentioned. yes i'm asking this for exactly the reason you think i'm asking this.

what is st gawain's,,, Deal? like, what does it look like? how does it function? is it a dullahan situation or do we just go full body horror with it? exactly how literal (and visible) is "you chop off your head and get hollowed out to become a candle"?

i've seen the text. i know what the storylet says. ive just always struggled to picture, like,,,, what it looks like from the outside. whether or not you're essentially just a wax recreation of yourself. if you even still breathe and sleep after That Whole Thing. if you even bleed anymore.

i know these are all questions i can come up with answers for myself. and i can and will and that is a threat. but also i'm open to decapitation-themed suggestions.

[maroonian]

The King And His Wizard

[soylent-crocodile]

Nawf (Monster)

(Art by @strawberry-crocodile)

(Behold, the thoroughly modern mimic! This is an idea I'm really proud of and very happy of the execution, so I think I'll let it speak for itself)

CR3 NE Tiny Fae

Nawf are fey creatures driven by a desire to steal loot and kill small creatures, and to this end, they are excellent deceivers of adventurers. It is a fact, known little outside of adventuring guilds, that adventurers often have a fondness for strange, small, ugly creatures- generally considered a symptom of adventurers often being outsiders to society themselves. Nawf excel at fulfilling this role; they are grouchy, ugly, and have strange voices (often with a unique verbal tic and a poor understanding of pronouns), but when encountered, are often helpful, inquisitive creatures. This is ultimately an act; a nawf’s goal is to be welcomed into an adventuring party, whereupon it will take the next opportunity to steal as much loot and kill as many of the party’s other small, weak companions- such as familiars and pets- as it can. 

Nawf have learned many tricks to endear themselves to adventurers. One trick- considered by some ecologists to be how they started parasitizing adventurers- is to join a goblin or kobold raiding party, and to focus their attention solely on looting, rather than killing; this presents them as the most amiable of raiders, and if the plan to lure in adventurers falls short, they still make off with whatever treasure they’ve taken. Another trick favored by dungeon nawf is to trade or barter for information on the location of trapped treasure. The nawf is happy to warn adventurers of this trap; this serves the dual purpose of endearing the adventurers to them, and raising the odds that the adventurers will disarm the trap, something nawf are ill capable of doing on their own.

Despite this hatred to adventurers, nawf are surprisingly amiable to other monsters. Some serve as spies for wicked masters, helping them keep tabs on any local upstart, while others simply engage in monsterside trading, such as with a spookismus. Finally, nawf and mimics have a strange affinity for each other, and when not running a con, nawf can typically be found colluding with and even caring for these beings.

This small goblinlike creature has a porcine nose and two sets of ears- one long and hanging, the other pointed and erect.

Misc- CR3 NE Tiny Fae HD5 Init:+3 Senses: Perception: +11

Stats- Str:16(+3) Dex:16(+3) Con:15(+2) Int:7(-2) Wis:17(+3) Cha:20(+5) BAB:+2 Space:2.5ft Reach:0ft

Defense- HP:33(6d6+12) AC:15(+3 Dex, +2 Size) Fort:+3 Ref:+4 Will:+7 CMD:16

Offense- Bite +6(1d6+5 plus Grab) CMB:+3 (+4 Racial bonus to grapple) Speed:30ft Special Attacks: Rake (1d6+5)

Feats- Combat Reflexes, Stand Still, Power Attack (-1/+2)

Skills- Appraise +3, Bluff +13, Perception +11, Stealth +19

Spell-like Abilities- (CL5, Concentration +10)

Nondetection/constant

Special Qualities- Change Shape (A single small humanoid form, Alter Self), Dimensional Gullet, Speed Surge

Ecology- Environment- Urban, Caves Languages- Common, Goblin, Aklo Organization- Solitary Treasure- Double

Special Abilities- Dimensional Gullet (Su)- A nawf’s mouth is a portal to a pocket dimension, where it stores gold, other loot, and bloody trophies. It can swallow any object or fetch it from this dimension as a move action, although it cannot do so when using its bite to grapple. Additionally, this hole has similar properties to a portable hole- if one attempts to put a nawf into an extradimensional space, like a bag of holding or the aforementioned portable hole- both the object and the nawf will be destroyed in a blast that deals 5d8 force damage to all creatures within 15ft, and the contents of the nawf will be shunted to a random place in the astral plane. When otherwise slain, a nawf ejects the contents of its gullet, and the pocket dimension closes. Speed Surge (Su)- Three times a day, a nawf may call on the timeless magic of the First World to grant it a boost in speed, taking an additional move action that turn.

[ghostfiish]

Took a break from art fight to finish the other expression thingy from Jwobblegong on dA, so now the page is finally full and I have one for Melelani and one for Hobbie. Thought I'd post em both together now that they're done bc I'm happy with them :)

Expression meme template

[udunitnaoarryporrer]

#1: The Sun's False Daughter | Priestess of Sarenrae

[spectreofthelost]

Hello and Welcome to Spectre of the Lost!

We're a blog run by about three or four guys who got a little too invested in our D&D Campaign- a fallen god learning what it means to be human, a woman on a quest for answers after her heart was stolen, and a man who would do anything to save his doomed wife. Please send us things! We want to share our little guys. :)

[Who runs this thing, anyway?!] (Post still in progress...)

[What is Spectre of the Lost?]

[Who are our main characters?] (Coming Soon)

[AUs Central Post]

[ninjasylveon]

The blorbos cuddle during a long rest as a treat :3

Featuring Simeko who belongs to @kingxxlink

[foxssonicdoodles]

shitty little comic in which nova learns she got into the @sonic-fankid-showdown

vote for nova in poll 9!! and good luck to @aexonn and their character hikaru, as well as all the other contestants!

comic transcript under the cut

[Panel 1]

Nova: (entering the room) Did you guys need something?

Shade: Hey, look who it is! Congrats, by the way.

[Panel 2]

Nova: …”Congrats”? For what?

Shade: For getting into the contest, obviously.

[Panel 3]

Shade:

Nova:

[Panel 4]

Nova: the What

[Panel 5]

Shade: (in special screenshotted text) The Sonic Fankid Showdown (end of screencap text), duh. You’re Sonic’s kid, and a pretty tough opponent in a fight, so I signed you up the other day.

[Panel 6]

Shade: Signups were being filled up pretty quickly, so I put you in as soon as I found out.

[Panel 7]

Nova: WHY???

Shade: Because I thought it’d be funny. Wanted to see what would happen.

[Panel 8]

Borealis: It’s just an online poll contest, nothing serious. Let’s just see how it goes ‘till the end of round one. If you don’t make it through, we don’t have to worry about it anymore.

Nova: …Fine. But next time at least tell me you’re pulling this shit.

Shade: Got it.

[Panel 9]

Nova: Well, who am I even up against anyway?

Borealis: Let’s see…

[Panel 10]

Borealis: “Hikaru the Tenrec”. Never heard of ‘em.

Shade: Who cares who they are? I bet you’ll win easy!

Nova: Uh-huh…

[feathery-pleco]

rough ref sheet for my Anchiornis persona

[ceresoktavia]

I'm bored, sleep deprived, and could use some good vibes; so let's start an OC Tag game, shall we?

Here's the idea: Name your OC(s) and a song that describes them and/or fits them best. Doesn't matter if they're from your original work, a single fandom or your alround fandom slut.

Tag as many people as you like once you're done

Here are mine 😀

Fandom OCs (without fandom named):

Marlianken de Lafitte - Fury oh Fury by Nico Vega

Hanna Takajima - Nichts ist für immer by Subway to Sally

Kirimi Takajima - Strong by Amaranthe

Katharina Schwarz - Küstenkind by Versengold

Serenity Moreau - Just Feels by Jihae

Hope Moreau - Take Control by Old Gods of Asgard (aka Poets of the Fall)

from my original work:

Diane O'Neill - Not Gonna Die by Skillet

Delilah Jones - Löwenherz by Saltatio Mortis

Vanessa "Sparks" Valentine - the Reckoning by Within Temptation

as for the tags 😎 @apocalypticromantic666 @kawaii-pigeon @rocketupduck @silverserpent @blazewatergem @datsonyat

no pressure of course 😘

[crowithy]

so that poll I did? about my ocs? Abyss had the most votes so I drew him!

I mixed him and phenomenon up a little bit, Phenomenon is the sad wet cat not Abyss my bad yes i know the goblet looks weird i got lazy by the end, but its tiny because its a very old pre-scorching cup from the ruins of a scavenger kingdom a little bit about him under the cut

he has had the most changes out of all my ocs (minus crow, my sona) he used to be very bland looking, if I ever find his old reference ill make sure to make fun of it later

he is one of the 32 seawing princes! (come on there's 32 half are unnamed and you expect me not to make my oc one of them?)

he likes history, especially the scorching he finds it very interesting and wants to document as much as he can about it since almost none of it is written down. FLAMES OF HOPE SPOILERS FOR THE PARENENDS (He would totally make a few trips to Pantala after the events of flames of hope to learn more about the true history of the scorching)

because of the war, it wasn't very safe for him to travel and study history of other tribes and learn more about the scorching he taught himself to make jewelry and now refuses to wear almost anything he hasn't made (unless his partners bought or made it for him)

his favorite jewelry are earrings, he has a small box full of them.

He is in a poly relationship! his partners are Dahlia (rainwing) and Phenomenon (nightwing). he loves his partners very much and often makes jewelry for them, though Phenomenon refuses earrings to Abyss' dismay "you have four ears, you wear twice as much as i can and you don't want to wear any?"

I forgot to add it to the drawing but he has a necklace with a seashell, a black pearl and a piece of pink seaglass. its to represent himself(seashell), Phenomenon (black pearl), and Dahlia (pink seaglass). its a simple necklace but he loves it and wears it near daily.

he's shy until you get to know him, then you cant get him to shut up about his interests.

his colors aren't exactly accurate to how he really is, he's supposed to be melanistic but my tablet is terrible at making colors appear right and I have to strain my eyes too much if I want to draw him any darker. once I am able to get a drawing tablet

his royal markings are very hard to see unless he makes them glow, because of this it took Phenomenon a whole week to realize he was a prince when meeting him.

he has a son named Delta, ill probally post about him later.

[impboiii]

Hey it’s been a long while since I’ve actually posted ;v;

Just wanted to share what I’ve currently finished over 6 months

These are all cyberpunk characters from a campaign I was in

Yahoo

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Agree, but as a person who’s also in the nautical disasters fandom (?), perhaps we should disambiguate.

Do not drive your converted F150 into the river, is what I’m saying.

It wasn’t meant to be a ship, dude.

I know you say it’s now an amphibious F150, but… it’s really not. You’re gonna mess things up the whole boat-your industry with that contraption.

Also, ro-ro ferries with hull bay doors. No. Just. Absolutely do not the ro-ro ferry.

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.