#how would i even begin to explain this

[iguessitsjustme]

I can't stop thinking about this so I'm making it everyone's problem. What's gonna happen if Joe sneezes when he orgasms? Cause he did previously. Is that gonna be how Ming finds out? I mean, honestly, probably not. BUT I'm just having a good time imagining new Joe sneezing as he cums and Ming just thinking "Surely not? one Joe sneezing is one thing but TWO Joes? It can't be...." and then giving Joe A Look.

[scenic-route33]

Gordon: hey Warren why does the robot have my voice haha it's a bit weird

Warren: *trying desperately to think of an explanation that doesn't sound gay* uh

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[naviwinters]

GR wdc has so much potential to heal this sport!!!

he is genuinely so incredibly talented and also such a unique character that people do not value enough for what he brings to the sport. when George wins, it’s never nonchalant, it’s never ‘well I guess that was a good weekend, boys��. he wants to be the best so so badly and that passion is soo beautiful to see. unlike the mclaren guys (idk what therapist lando has been seeing to make him so incredibly disassociated), he cannot hide how much he CARES and that’s what you need from your athletes - people who would do anything to succeed and who feel the thrill of that victory deep in their bones. and while people call him PR Russell, he genuinely calls out his team all the time in very straight up ways. unlike people like charles who are super avoidant when asked direct questions (side note: if he doesn’t win a wdc this year I’ll genuinely start thinking of him as a devotee who sacrificed his youth to the cult of ferrari) and often have to be pushed (like his many radio outbursts indicate) to say anything deeper than surface level. george takes Mercedes to task - he just does it without being insanely blunt so people criticise him for being a toto lover or whatever.

now onto why Mercedes and George winning is better than other teams:

unlike people like lando who were super beloved and then were hated as soon as they became serious championship contenders, George is already not liked by most people so the only way is up babyy. people are going to see the magic of the Russell Hustle so so soon. plus unlike mclaren, where the championship would definitely be a teammate battle, George would be competing against other teams (best kind of competition) and we’d get to see genuinely good racing against a range of competitors, not just a reiteration of ‘papaya rules’ and ‘but I’m faster!!’ every weekend.

ferrari is the absolute worst like honestly I find myself actively rooting against them just because they technically should be so much more put together and scary as a team but they’ve been such losers for so many years now. like what do you mean you get 60 million dollars from the FIA every year because you’re a heritage team and you still can’t hire competent people who will prevent BOTH your cars getting disqualified for COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REASONS might I add. Mercedes has been humbled over the last few years but they’re still soo much more reliable imo. and a lot of the narratives around the team or even toto being evil and just The Devil are so obviously recency bias.

and red bull is of course red bull :)

[hilacopter]

I have given up at trying to get people to treat us with any sort of basic human decency. I'll see people wishing for Israelis to get killed, raped, tortured etc, people telling us to "go back where we came from" yet simultaneously talking about how violence and hate crimes are justified for any filthy Israelis who dare step foot in another country, people telling us we don't deserve a single moment of security or peace in our lives because we dared be born in the one country that's safe for us, and people ON JUMBLR will go "they're clearly using Israeli as a dogwhistle for Jew so it's fucked up" "half of the world's Jews are there so it's antisemitic and therefore fucked up" as if it wouldn't be otherwise. I've given up at this point because I've realised no matter how much we try we can't justify our existences to anyone. All I can really do is lean into the argument in the ridiculous hope people will at least see us alongside diaspora Jews, as a part of the Jewish community as a whole, because sure people don't really like Jews anymore but at least they have to pretend like they do.

[nixotinix]

I saw you were doing requests for DC Rogues and I would love to request Jervis!

I love that guy so much it’s becoming a problem lol

i understand you on a spiritual level catie. i saw the alice in wonderland ballet a month ago and have had jervis on the brain ever since.

there's a little surprise under the cut too!

behold. the consequences (rewards?) of posting about steph on your main so often. hope you enjoy :D

[ninacarstairss]

there is a part of me that will always be a little sad when watching heartstopper. i didn’t really find a supportive group of friends who could watch me go through crushes and heartbreaks and fights and challenges. i don’t really have a little queer family to feel incredibly comfortable with. i never got to have all that in my teenage years, i hardly have it now. but heartstopper is also the reason why i know this is possible, that this kind of love and queer joy and pride exist. so there is a little part of me that will always be sad i didn’t get to live this slice of queer life, but there is a much bigger part of me that is so grateful for this kind of representation, for this kind of love and friendship, this kind of acceptance. there is a huge part of me that can never thank alice enough for creating this world that is now my safest place. there is the biggest part of me who will always turn to heartstopper to find comfort and queer joy

[thegroundhogdidit]

hi i would like to write a formal letter to dean devlin to PLEASE learn about aromanticism and other aspec identities because his shows keep forcing christian kane's characters into awful, unnecessary, heterosexual romances and i'm sick of it

[excelsior9173]

i had the greatest shitpost tattoo idea yesterday while listening to vore at work

what if you tattooed the sundowning sigil for gods on your throat?

then you’re technically referencing two sleep token songs. because you literally have gods on your throat, but also “stuck in the throat of gods”

i am a genius

[sun-e-chips]

It’s Christmas morning and your parents actually got you that 7ft tall robot jester you’ve been raving about and now you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of the rest of your family.

[moongothic]

You know when I originally suggested that maybe Dragon is the one who gave Crocodile his scar and/or took his left hand --if only because [Dragon not recognizing the big scary man with a baby when he was supposed to go see his wife, assuming the worst and acting accordingly] would make for an A-Class tragedy and great fucking drama (something which I would expect to see in One Piece)-- I wasn't fully convinced with the idea, I just considdered it just another option on What Could Have Happened between those two to get us where we are ...But the more I think about it, the more I've started to kind of believe it. And for two key reasons, first being kind of everything we know about Whitebeard, and the second being the basic logistics around the suggested scenario to begin with

By which I mean; if Dragon had indeed gone to see his wife so he could deliver their newborn baby to Garp, but instead came face-to-face with a man he had never seen before but who just happened to have the exact same and very specific facial scar as his wife and/or the same god damn hook... Like I can't say he SHOULD be able to recognize Crocodile instantly, but also, surely either of those features would make him stop for a moment think and/or talk before he'd jump into action, let alone if the man had both the scar and the hook. Of course, there is an argument to be made that maybe Crocodile had a smaller hook originally that no longer fit on his wrist after getting jacked so maybe Crocodile just wasn't wearing any hook at all, and a missing limb isn't an unusual disability on its own, at least not enough to faze Dragon. And who knows, maybe the two were supposed to meet on a dark and stormy night, in which case between the low light and the rain it could've been hard for Dragon to see any scars on Crocodile's face from a distance. These are both reasonable arguments, absolutely. But, as I have mentioned a few times before, sometimes the path of least resistance might be the most likely option as far as story speculation goes. If Crocodile had both his hands and no scar on his face, then Dragon wouldn't have had any way to immidiately and instantly recognize Croc (aside from his fashion sense) as he would've been missing (what we would now considder) his most distinquishing features. Which would it much easier for Dragon to jump into action and attack the strange man without a second thought.

And then there's Whitebeard. Whitebeard, who was kind of famous for stomping rookie pirates only to invite them to join his crew as his "sons", but who also had a weird thing about not having women in his crew (his nurses aside), because he believed "women do not belong on a battlefield". For one, that actually kind of supports the "Crocodile is openly trans" theory because, again, how the fuck would Croc have been pre-t AND stealth as a Wardlord getting his shit kicked in by Whitebeard? Like it's not impossible, as we have discussed many times before (and that is not the point of this post!!), but once again it would be easier to just assume Crocodile was still living as a woman at this point in time. And indeed, that could answer the question of "why would Whitebeard not invite Crocodile into his crew to be one of his children like Ace and everyone else?". If Croc was still living and presenting as a woman at this point, Whitebeard would not have even wanted him in his crew. (Sidenote but since Whitebeard seemed to have no issues with Jinbei hanging around the Moby Dick despite being a Warlord I don't think Crocodile's Shichibukai status should've had any impact on WB's ability to invite him to his crew. To be fair though, Jinbei did join the Shichibukai much later so it is possible WB could've just changed his position on the subject over the years) And that leads to this question; if Whitebeard has that kind of views on women, then would he ever go as far as to severely injure and scar (someone he viewed as) a woman right on their face? With an attack that could have very easily chopped Crocodile's entire head in half like a god damn burger bun if he weren't careful? Do you think Whitebeard would have chopped Crocodile's left hand off and left him permanently disabled if he viewed him as a woman who shouldn't be a fighter to begin with? Yes, to be fair, we do not know the circumstances under which Crocodile challenged Whitebeard into a fight and what kind of a pirate Crocodile had been up until that point, what his reputation had been and if he had done anything in particular to invite Whitebeard's wrath (much like Kid and Barto with Shanks). Like for all we know he could've done something truly heinous and fucked up enough that Whitebeard thought teaching him a lesson was justified.

Just, looking at all of these notes together, I can't help but to feel that it's actually very plausible Dragon could be the one responsible for one of Crocodile's injuries if not both (if Crocodad Real).

[reisaval]

Throes of the Watchmaker

Absolutely unbelievable DLC thus far for Sea of Stars - I need to express that so far this resonates incredibly closely to my own life and experiences lately, and it's been tearing me to shreds with every npc conversation. I love this game with my entire soul. Thank you.

[ki1ldeer]

The inconveniences of your boyfriend being a… psychic? Budding demigod of fate? Eh

[cent-scratchnsniff]

sanguine desire

[thenonbinarydetective]

Gotham War is shit and all, but I'm starting to get tired of people complaining that Bruce was OOC that was like literally one of the main points

complain about literally anyone else being OOC because they don't have an excuse

[doctorwhoisadhd]

theres just so many interesting things you could do if you staged chimes of midnight tbh....