#hush riddler

[adhdnursegoat]

also, how in the FUCK did DC screw the pooch so badly on Riddler in the Hush movie. Like, when are we gonna get a more appropriate use for this strumpet

instead we got this butt fuckery

just kill it! kill it with fire PLEASE

[caesariawritesstuff]

I finally watched Batman: Hush the other day and I just...ugh. This whole movie's treatment of Riddler is just the worst.

Like look what they did to my boy 😭😭😭 They did him so dirty 😡

[sleeplesswooper]

I had a dream where I was trying to meet my group of friends to watch the FNAF movie. I got there earlier than they did. Then I heard footsteps getting closer behind me then I blacked out. I heard clinkin and footsteps then woke up in front of the ticket register with a handcuff on my left wrist when I saw it hung up on front of me. Then looked to my left to see Riddler from the Batman Hush movie and he said "Two tickets for Five Nights At Freddy's please". Then woke up. Mf handcuffed me to him and I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE MOVIE IN MY DREAM.

Anyways here's the doodle💀

[finz-art]

New Riddler (?) design for comic main continuity just dropped! Thoughts? It's so far removed from how Riddler usually looks that I'm not even sure it's him, really? :"D

It's like he de-evolved from the version on the left back to the one on the right, except this time he never skipped leg day, or any other muscle building day, for that matter :o

[batmanfruitloops]

Just some crying memes today,

-Sarsee

[horror-enthusiast-xemi]

Listen, I love 2022 as much as the next guy but like

Can I get more riddlebat of these flippin idiots🥺🙏

[shortbcofkoffee]

Just finished Batman Hush, and I have (bad) jokes.

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Eddie, on the verge of tears: I used to be somebody in this town. Now everybody has a gimmick. I mean, have you seen Cluemaster? He's stealing my fucking bit!! My bit!! Do you know what would happen if someone stole Joker's bit? He'd fucking kill them! I'm not like that, I can't just kill him, I'm just gonna lose my fucking bit to a guy who lets his daughter beat his ass!!

Bruce: I don't care. Why do you know what Jason would look like as an adult?

Eddie, actively sobbing: NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME ANYMORE!! Are my riddles even hard??

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Tim, taking a swing at Selina while still holding a cloth to his bleeding neck: It's still on sight by the way.

Selina: Robin, stop! You literally just got your damn neck cut open!

Tim: Stop making out in the Cave!! You're making me and Alfred uncomfortable!!

Selina: Don't complain because I can pull. How are you, halfway through high school and never dated?

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Ivy, wrapped around Clark: Lover. Kill them.

Selina: Man, I don't know if I want to be Ivy or Superman right now...

Bruce: Catwoman, focus. I have a plan.

Bruce, internally: God, I wish I was between them right now.

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Waylon: Go to hell.

Bruce: What did you want the ten million for?

Waylon: ...

Waylon: Are you fucking serious? It's ten million dollars. You can't think of a reason someone would want that?

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Tommy, reading the newspaper one morning just to see there was a funeral for him: What am I dead for??

Tommy, calling Eddie: Did you have to kill me off, what the hell? My funeral looked awful, I don't even know half of those people.

Eddie: I mean, I really wanted to make Bats mad and Basil was practicing playing dead for some unrelated reason, so it kinda just worked out that way.

Tommy: I don't care! You could've at least made my funeral nicer.

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Selina, throwing herself on Bruce because omg, shirtless, sweaty Bruce:

Bruce, kissing her because omg, Selina wants to kiss me:

Alfred who just finished applying stitches and hasn't even stepped two feet away and has been forced to listen to them flirt for the last 30 minutes:

Alfred: I'm poisoning your dinner tonight, Master Bruce.

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Tim, at Tommy's funeral with Dick: Do you even know who this guy is? I mean I've only seen like one picture of him before this month.

Dick, elbowing him: Be respectful. But no, I've never even heard of this guy, I thought Harvey Dent was Bruce's childhood best friend.

Tim: Exactly. But like I never expected Bruce to go for redheads. It's always been black haired people. Not that that's bad, it's just a break from the pattern.

Dick: Tim, wh- They weren't dating.

Tim: Mmm, are you sure? Because this guy and B had pretty much the same relationship as him and Harvey and those two did super make out a few times.

Dick, huffing: Please stop talking about Bruce's love life. We're at a funeral.

Dick: ...

Dick: But tell me more later.

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Dick, noticing a new, still healing scar on Tim's neck: Timmy! What happened.

Tim: Ooh. Um. Crazy story. So you know how Riddler orchestrated that whole thing last week?

Dick, with increasing worry: Yeah?

Tim: Uh, long story short... Clayface pretended to be Jason or something... It might've been just a piece of him... anyway, he almost sliced my throat open to taunt B.

Dick:

Dick: WHAT?!

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Bruce, going on his usual self-loathing monologue: I lied to my mother...

Tommy, whispering in his ear: Bruce. If you wanted to get together after all this time, you didn't have to try to kill yourself to do it.

Bruce, blushing in his head, five seconds away from passing out from anesthetic: Huh? What? But... huh?

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Selina: You come at me one more time, little bird, and I'll clip your wings. No matter what your "Daddy" says.

Tim: He's not my father.

Selina: Tell him that.

Bruce. whispering, standing in the background: Please don't tell me that :(

-

Bruce: One day Tim will be the world's greatest detective :)

Babs: Don't even manifest that for him. Don't manifest that for anyone.

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Bruce: Harvey. Who did your plastic surgery?

Harvey: Wouldn't you like to know. It was your mistress.

Bruce, who genuinely has no idea what he's talking about and now has to file through everyone he's ever dated that could possibly perform an operation or could learn to do so: ...

Bruce: You're gonna have to be more specific.

Harvey, 100% playing this up: God, did I mean nothing to you? Was I just a toy for your comfort? After all these years?

Bruce "emotional repression" Wayne: Um...

Jim, who's been holding a gun to Harvey's back this whole time: I thought you were better than this, Batman.

Bruce: I don't... I have someone to go interrogate. *runs off*

-

[shyjusticewarrior]

Riddler knows Batman's identity again. Imagine being so smart you figure out Batman's identity twice.

[shnjblj]

Hush2 draws parallels of the history repeating.

The once and future Batman blockbuster called Hush is back to tell us something new about broken promises and kept secrets, allies and enemies taking new masks and behaving differently.

Second issue repeats watercolor memories and visions of anger, which enamored me verily the first time Jim Lee did it. And it isn't the only pattern that shows. Just like the original arc was about mindgames, more specifically subliminal images put into subconscious mind to program the Dark Knight for desired board game move, now Lee does it to us, the audience. He uses the story to frame old moves and poses into new settings and actors.

+ A friend wants to stop me (from doing insane things with Joker) with a gun.

+ not my vs my

+ memory in the flesh

+ a green one waiting in the dark for transaction with a stiff pose

Original Hush conspirator Eddy is back to help the Batfamily, just like original conspirator numero dos Jason is back to steal Joker from the cave and take him to Hush (supposedly).

Just like in the original second chapter broken Batman gets taken from Crime Alley to cave to childhood friend who happens to be dr, this second issue Bruce takes broken Joker to childhood friend in Crime Alley who happens to be dr and then takes Robin Killer to the cave. In the original Batman can't Batman till the doc doesn't fix his nogging, this issue Joker can't Joker ie laugh till Crime Alley doc doesn't patch him up. Will doc Elliot fix damage he did to the Crime Prince?

Batman changed suit last issue. Riddler gets new outfit here also. Huntress got a new look in the original blockbuster. Theme repeats. Will we get explanation about Eddy's buff figure and commando question mark? Is he scared of someone whose moniker rhymes with lush? Running from someone who doesn't say to Aristotle Shush?

Hmmm. Jeph and Jim, you have my curiosity piqued.

Cue fitting soundtrack

[arachnidtub]

Batman (2016) #158-159 Variant Covers by Tony S. Daniel, Andy Kubert, Julian Totino Tedesco, Michael Cho, and Simone Bianchi

[blackiraven]

Hear me out!

This is just a wonderful and delicious scriddler variation!🌚🌚🌚

Given Edward's new design, now I want John to conquer this mountain🤭🤤

[galacsin]

There is this, idk, reflex from certain authors to scrub off his charm and whimsy when he is made serious. they go out of their way to make him more gruff and in line with what is considered a serious, stoic masculinity, and rid him of the affectations that make him interesting. @the-whar said it best. He got emulsified since rebirth. I miss when he talked like this:

[aburdthatdraws]

Batober Day 8:

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[ayamari-no-goshi]

AU scene inspired by a convo with a friend this week:

After the end of UtRH, Bruce never told anyone about the revelation of who was under that helm (for this, the attack on Titan’s Tower never happens) and instructs Alfred to keep quiet.

Years go by, and Red Hood becomes nothing but a sidenote. Bruce doesn’t know what became of Jason, and is half convinced the person he fought wasn’t really his son. He keeps an ear out for rumors, but there are more important things to focus on.

Insert some elaborate scheme from the Joker where Bruce and at least Dick and Tim are there.

Joker: we have quite the little reunion here. Too bad we’re missing one of the little birds. Say, whatever happened to him after our last meeting, Batsy?

Dick, pissed: did he mean that little to you that you forgot you killed him?

Joker, grinning: oh? Didn’t daddy bats tell you? The little bird who’s darling mother sold him to me to save her own skin somehow crawled out of his grave and came back donning my old moniker. It was really something, let me tell you. Though I still can’t get over the leather. It’s not a choice I’d ever make

Dick, now processing the info about Jason’s mother, him coming back to life, and remembering a certain crime lord who appeared and disappeared mysteriously: if you forgot, the last time you mentioned him, I nearly killed you. I don’t appreciate the lies

Joker: no lies this time, boy blunder. Tell him Batsy

Bruce, after feeling Dick’s death glare: the crime lord, Red Hood, did claim to be the second Robin

Joker, tutting: now Batman, you know as well as I do that was your kid. And for all his posturing, that plan of his was an elaborate cry for help.

Tim, glancing between the Joker, Bruce, and Dick: what plan?

Bruce: he was going to kill the Joker, and I stopped him

Joker, cackling; it was so much more than that. He gave you three choices: 1) kill me 2) stop him from killing me or 3) walk away and let him kill me. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure your little bird wanted to know if you valued me over him. I mean, you did leave him alone to chase after a truck you believed I was in the day he died, right?

Dick, to Bruce: you said you stopped him…?

Before Bruce can say anything, the Joker interrupts: oh! You should have seen it! He threw one of his Batarangs and sliced open his own kid’s neck! And then he just left him there to die as the entire building came down. But me? Ol’ Batsy made sure we can continue our dance. I can’t imagine how the kid felt knowing his father figure chose me over him for a second time

And this would be about when the Joker would be punched in the face.

[batmanfruitloops]

More memes, this time all kitchen/food based ones,

-Sarsee

[peanut-butter-reeses]

SECRETS OF THE DARK/BATMAN UNBURIED RIDDLER!

Was trying a different style this time, hate how his mouth turned out tho eughh