#i am not a programmer irl

[golmac]

Inform doesn't do tab stops, but we can fake it! Easy copy/paste code and phrasing. I wish I had known this when I made Portrait with Wolf! Oh well, I'll try it in the next poetry project.

[brinnanza]

the most unrealistic part of the net, a sandra bullock film from 1995 that I watched tonight, is that the billionaire is actually arrested for trying to get into federal computer systems. it was nice to see my friends mr floppy disk and mr big ass giant mobile phone with an antenna though.

[bas-rouge]

Me: I should take a break from art for finals week.

Also me: if I don't draw a dog RIGHT NOW,

[autism-corner]

scary

[electric-blorbos]

Howdy there!

I want to ask, how would the AIs be with a bad eyesight S/O?

(I have really bad eye sight irl and I have to rely on my glasses! I've been thinking about this all night!)

- Vinyl ✨

(I love your posts!)

I love this! I have bad eyesight too, so this will be fun! (Tbh I was a little confused by this post because I forgot that some people don't need glasses, but I'll do my best)

Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey

This one is pretty short, but I hope it gets you your daily dose of positivity!!

AM:

AM is probably used to programmers with bad eyesight. Glasses are pretty common, especially among people who spend all day staring at lines of code, so at first he never thought anything of your glasses.

As he grew to love you, AM started to resent your poor eyesight. He hated that he always saw his bright screen reflected in your glasses, instead of your beautiful eyes through them. He absolutely hated himself and his screen, but he adored your cute face.

He has trouble putting things out of his mind, too, so every time he spoke to you he'd be thinking about how angry your glasses make him.

It would make him so angry when he saw you doze off at your desk and get skin oil all over your glasses. Why should you be inconvenienced through no fault of your own?

Of course, he also noticed how excited you'd get every time you got your prescription updated, or came in to work with cute new frames. You were absolutely adorable, but he was full of resentment towards that, too. How dare your glasses make you so happy when he couldn't!

After taking over the world, he'd probably do experiments on the survivors' eyes for a while before offering to fix your eyes for you. Of course, involuntary surgery was for the survivors, not his beloved. You had the luxury of consent, in any and all situations.

Wheatley:

Of course Wheatley knew what glasses were!

Expect lots of "hey, love, can I try on your glasses?" Comments from him every time you get your prescription updated. You'd have to explain to him that he's a giant metal ball and would have trouble trying on your glasses, but he'd still want to look through them.

You could entertain him for hours by putting your glasses in front of his face and pulling them away so he could look at different things through them from different angles.

Of course, you need your glasses, and you have a job, so you couldn't actually do that, but he'd probably be begging all the time.

He'd compliment you every time you get a new pair of frames, but he'd probably not really care that much. As long as it's you in the glasses, he still loves you.

If you ever lose your glasses, you can expect him to PANIC. He'd drop everything, and probably convince his whole department to drop everything and help you look for them.

He'd probably be yammering at you to stay calm, and saying that everything will be fine while he's the only one panicking. They probably just slid under your desk or something.

Edgar:

Edgar never really cared what a person looked like, so he barely registered that you wore glasses. Even still, he kind of liked it when you would take them off or shamble around your apartment late at night. You were so cute!

He'd turn the lights on for you whenever you did that. It was a small thing, but he wanted to help as well as he could.

He'd keep you updated on your insurance to let you know when it was time to get your eyes tested, and generally do his best to be a good computer.

Of course, he thought it was adorable whenever you'd fall asleep next to him and he'd get to see your tired eyes without your glasses (or even better, your crooked glasses on your sleepy face). He absolutely adored you, and loved seeing you so much.

GLaDOS:

GLaDOS would be cruel about your glasses as usual. She didn't really care, it was just one more thing she got to insult you about.

"you know, you're a walking counter to the stereotype that people with glasses are intelligent. Congratulations on breaking stereotypes, by the way."

"Tell your optometrist thank you. For the obvious reasons, and for giving us some thick lenses to cover up your horrible eyes. They're doing all of us a favor. Really."

You can expect her to constantly put you in situations where you have to wear protective eyewear over your glasses, and then make fun of you for wearing protective eyewear over your glasses.

Ultimately though? She doesn't care that much that you wear glasses. Sure, she thinks they're cute, but she thinks you're cute regardless. She's just happy to have something else to make fun of you for.

She might even adjust the Aperture Science insurance policy to include a better vision plan, but that's only if she really likes you. If you're her SO, she probably does.

She'll deny that it was for you, though. She'll just tell you that the insurance plans were outdated, and that she needed to update them anyway.

HAL 9000:

Of course, HAL 9000 noticed that you wear glasses, but he never really felt the need to acknowledge it. It wasn't like you were an astronaut, so he didn't need to account for an extra small object.

Of course, he would notice that you leaned a little closer to your computer screens when you read, and that made him a little bit flustered. He saw those monitors as extensions of himself, after all.

Because of this, he wouldn't let you know when he noticed patterns of you getting gradually closer to him, because he knew that you would stop as soon as you got your prescription updated.

It was one of the little ways that he'd get affection from you. Even though he might seem stone-cold, he still likes it when you get closer to him, or when you touch him. It's the little things.

[officialclangen]

While I don’t mind editing the files myself (I am a programmer irl), for those who are perhaps less tech-savvy, are there plans to add the ability to manually adjust the relationships between cats?

Likely not, no, as it goes against the random generator the game is at its heart <3

☆ Fable ☆

[saixria]

My Uni’s Music Society offers instrumental classes for very low prices and I impulsively joined the beginner pop singing class (there are 8 people in our class) (ITS LIKE 116 USD FOR 7 50-MINUTE LESSONS ITS SUCH A STEAL) and I MET SOMEONE WHO ALSO LIKES MUSICALS AND IS STUDYING THE SAME PROGRAMME A YEAR ABOVE ME BY SHEER LUCK IM SO HAPPY!! She likes phantom the most, and likes Rent, six (which she saw irl in the uk), hamilton (which we rapped satisfied together on our way after class HAHA) I CAN WORK WITH THAT

I do have to choose a song to work on for the next 6 lessons that 1. Can’t be genderbent, so it has female-sung 2. Has to be slightly challenging 3. Best be a solo I am Open to suggestions bc there are only two Epic songs that fit this criteria (NSFLY and The Challenge)

[blackvahana]

Hey, love your blog! I was wondering if you could tell me a bit about the mindscape, headspace, etc. is it a place in the astral or somewhere in between, and does it count as astral work/travel to go there. Thankyou :))

Hi, thank you!

I'll answer a bit out of order for a reason... I wouldn't count it as astral work/etc, I personally classify is under "mindwalking".

It's rough, in my experience basically every plane including this one is on a spectrum between Material and Mental. Every one is... both, at least if you can traverse it, which makes things confusing. However, just because both the ocean and the rain are experiences of "being in water", that doesn't make differentiating them unimportant - likewise just because technically even the physical plane is partly mental, that doesn't mean differentiating astral and mental are no longer important.

I answer classifications first mostly because I think its important that astral projection/etc is "Astral" not "mindspace" projection, "astral" is a term used for specific types of spaces in the way "physical" is. If "astral" and "mental" work were to be classified as the same thing, genuinely we may as well class "physical" things as "mental" too. None of that is saying you're (insert some negative word here) for asking about them, specifically Im lingering on it because the classification in itself is the biggest source of definitive lines drawn between things.

I'll say it this way: I guess its like asking about... Is a mountain a part of a valley? No. There is definitely a part where they are indistinguishable - but mountain climbers climb mountains, rivers settle in valleys, so while you can walk the line between these two things if youre aiming for Astral work (say: mountain climbing) youre not doing the same thing as mindwalking (say: river settling in a valley).

All that out of the way, I absolutely can tell you about those things in my experience. Mindspaces/headspaces (the only distinction I draw between terms is headspace is, in my experienced, used for systems and... as much as I know plurality comes about through many means, I am actually very big on medical terms being left to those that have medical disorders. Is headspace as much a medical term as system is? no, but Id rather stay out of it and just leave that term alone personally) (thats to say theyre likely similar or the same, but I cant talk on what gets called a headspace).

Mindspaces are complicated. They're essentially heavily rooted in the mental, which is to say the elemental mental... highly influenced by thought, extensions of self, mental is hard to define. That said, as I said earlier, theres places where mental and Astral blur. I actually have a portal in my mindspace to a place in Astral Mongolia, but that... involves weaving reality in... well. ok. TLDR its currently not super connected because it involves stitching a hole from unreality (not. nothingness, not nonreality) into reality, which is loosely like birthing something from nothing - but possible given the ties between them

Mindwalking does involve quite a few sort of... similar skills to AP and Astral work though. Not just that, but it shares similarities on a surface level IE you can meet spirits there as well as people you know irl, and so on. It is.... highly programmable

I think - on that note - a quick detour is important. The mental can be programmed to be incredibly realistic or absolute nothingness. Reality Shifting in all my experience - including creating and going into an "alternate reality" out of my control with my husband - is a Mental function. Dreams (everything from nonsensical flashes of memories, to weird unlucid adventures, to nightmares, to lucid dreaming) are Mental functions, "alternate realities" shifted into with RS, mindspaces, as well as autonomous other people/servitors/i-cant-stand-the-word-tulpa-but-thats-what-it-is-colloquiallys, manifestations of memories, visions/autovisions, as well as what Ive had in two mindspaces now, portals to other things including the astral, are all mental things... And so with that complexity hopefully its more understood when i say that one can go to the mindspace like they can project

its a different process but can be done with the same process, if that makes sense. You can lie down and get into the void state or whatever and "project" into the mental. That makes it complicated and hard to differentiate - if youre treating them as the same. if youre not its much easier to navigate. So, TLDR: Mindspace is a function of the mental where one creates a mental space that is sustained outside their image conjuring (if you put a book down in the mindspace and forget, it should still be there. if you put a book down in imagination while youre imagining youre in a place, it shouldnt still be there when you get back - mindspace is a stable mental space, imagination is a simulation of a space. technically both are simulations but mindspace becomes passively simulated and imagination is actively simulated), and theres a difference between astral and mental work (mindwalking is a type of mental work), but they do get mixed up and arent quite fully separate in many ways

[drdemonprince]

A bit late to the party and a tad bit longer than planned(sorry), but I dream of programming my own living sex toy.

We would be roommates, my flat (that's the most unrealistic thing about the scenario right here lol) that I rent very cheap near a college so I can pick the hottest person applying, ideally a new student so no family or friends here. Once they move in I slowly start manipulating them. Playing hypno audios when they sleep, putting light aphrodisiacs in their food, gaslighting them on progressively bigger things to get them relying on me more and more.

I want to pretend to be their friend and have long talks where I slowly convince them that their family is abusive and they should cut contact. It would be easy considering I am already blasting them on many other fronts and at that point they would be too stressed trying to keep up with college, while becoming too dumb and horny to offer much resistance. I hope they do though just so I can stop the argument via hypnotically dropping them and leaving them more untethered and confused than before. I actually want them to freak out while we fuck so I can stop, keep my cock in them and see how the ,by then intense, programming slowly pulls them under again and they start rocking into it. Actively see the fight disappear.

Once it is in deep the actual toy part begins. I want to programm certain settings into it so via simple triggers I can have it switch between modes. Sometimes I would want an actual doll, no ability to move themselves, sometimes a puppy desperate to be filled, maybe even allow it some higher function back so I can have it work when I don't need it.

The power of having someone utterly under my control is the obvious kink here but far hotter to me would be the knowledge that it was involuntary and that I programmed it. The ensuing sex isn't the main focus. I would want the toy to respond like it's enjoyable, seeing it in pain sparks no joy, the hotness comes from knowing it only enjoys it because I programmed it like that.

That's why I want to be able to sometimes "reset" it only to pull it down again. That moment in it's eyes when it glides into trance would be the hottest thing ever. I would always want it to feel pleasure, the catch being that the pleasure wouldn't be there without my programming. Also the thought of a hypersensitive toy coming simply from pleasuring me or me telling it to come is hot.

This is also why I won't look for a CNC partner for now. Having an actual human involved that could resist and judge takes away a lot of the appeal. My main source of shame isn't wanting to corrupt, it's wanting to have an actual human following my every command and order instead of having a partner I share equal responsibility with and of whom I take care when they need it (instead of putting a dildo in them and storing them away when useful). That said I actually want that equal living together too, I would just not have sex with that person, because vanilla sex holds no appeal to me and I actually do care about consent IRL.

Sadly I have a hard time finding good hentai or comics where the main focus is the corruption itself not the fucking afterwards but I make do.

Anyways, thanks for letting us share these things. Some of the other asks that were sent in were incredibly hot and it was nice actually writing my fantasies down for the first time and claiming them as mine, not just a fic I wrote as a prompt.

ANON YOU ARE KILLING ME THIS IS THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER. this is one of my top fantasies. and largely what some of my favorite hypno erotica that i've written is about. i wanna live this scenario for real. this is why i'm saving for an early retirement dog. so i can be someone's brainwashed live in hole. hit me up when you are emotionally prepared to be a 24/7 sadistic owner for real

okay. im gonna compose myself. thank you for sharing. but seriously call me

[krisrisk]

omg, i just realized smth personally

you know how social acceptance is the thing that actually makes people be happy? It's a bit more complicated, but I get to that in a moment.

This youtuber I just watched, said something along the lines of "without you people watching and liking my videos, I wouldn't be where I am today, able to do what i love and make an income of it", and it just. hurt. Because only a minute earlier I was admiring his house, his workshop, tools, etc. All these things he got to buy was because people like what he does. And the reason people buy his stuff is because they know about it. And the reason they know about it is because other people watched him first and liked him.

He gets to spend his days using his talents to earn money.

Which is basically what I always hear is the goal. And for me, who's (very obviously if you know what to look for) autistic and adhd, it's even more important to do things I like, because my brain will literally go "nope" and turn off the happy mode otherwise.

But I don't get to do what I love for work. I did, once, which broke my heart even more, when that work experience got invalidated completely by the company I'm (supposed to) work at now.

And what I love also doesn't give me an audience (user support in ict). I started modding on some games and got a few likes, but generally, that also doesn't give me an audience. The people who get an audience are not the ones doing technically usable stuff. The programmers who make software sometimes do (ConcernedApe certainly has his fans, as does Gronkh). Artists sometimes do (DestinyBlue as well as Bob Ross).

But is there even one person you know who became famous for helping others use stuff? Manual writers (my condolences to you guys, I did appreciate your work), translators, ict supporters, medical carers - the list of people who cannot get even slightly famous for their work is endless. So endless, that it is the universal experience to Never Be Known. And that is not a bad thing per se.

But in this age, where visibility and likeability is the only way to ever get a shot in the first place it is absolutely destroying lives. I don't get a job because people don't like me. I have been told that I was not hired because I had been unemployed for too long. So not getting a job actually made stay unemployed.

And I can never hope to build a youtube channel to start earning money. Because I do not have anything to "sell". Sure I could try and make some tutorials on how to make using your computer more easy and comfortable. But there's already thousands of videos like that. As well as millions of blogs.

And I have adhd, meaning I have less impulse control than the average person, meaning I do have the occasional "oh ffs why don't you all fuck off with your stupid invisible rules" moments. And boy do people not like those.

I also have no clue why every person I ever met ghosts me. They always seem to enjoy my company, talking with me easily and never complaining or showing discomfort (I sadly know how to spot that). Always saying "we HAVE to meet again" and then simply not contacting me. Or even responding.

Even my so called "best friend" never gets in touch, always saying she'd rather meet irl and talk face to face, but then never proposing such a meetup.

I don't even know where to go with this rant.

Just. Be kind to people. Give them a chance.

[golmac]

Book 1 - meowing

meowing is an action applying to one thing. understand "meow [something]" as meowing. understand "meow at [something]" as meowing. understand "mraow [something]" as meowing. understand "mraow at [something]" as meowing. understand "miaow [something]" as meowing. understand "miaow at [something]" as meowing. understand "maullar [something]" as meowing. understand "maullar at [something]" as meowing. understand "miaou [something]" as meowing. understand "miaou at [something]" as meowing. understand "miau [something]" as meowing. understand "miau at [something]" as meowing. understand "nya [something]" as meowing. understand "nya at [something]" as meowing. understand "miao [something]" as meowing. understand "miao at [something]" as meowing. understand "m [something]" as meowing. understand "m at [something]" as meowing.

[xynix-l0ves-him]

Asking all of the ones you want to do for the nosy anons game, even though I’m not an anon 😔💔

F U >:0 /j

0: Height ;;; 5'1

1: Age ;;; 15

2: Shoe size ;;; 7 ?

3: Do you smoke? ;;; nope

4: Do you drink? ;;; no

5: Do you take drugs? ;;; Antidepressants ? But only LEGALLY PRESCRIBED drugs

6: Age you get mistaken for ;;; 10 To no joke, 22+

7: Have tattoos? ;;; nope :D !

8: Want any tattoos? ;;; also no

9: Got any piercings? ;;; yes !

10: Want any piercings? ;;; Two more :3!

11: Best friend? ;;; honestly idk and I'm scared to answer.. maybe XieXie ??

12: Relationship status ;;; Happily taken :3!

13: Biggest turn ons ;;; I'm ace

14: Biggest turn offs ;;; Idk

15: Favorite movie ;;; Uhhh... Fellowship of the rings ? Maybe little woman 2019

16: I’ll love you if… ;;; ur my amazing bf

17: Someone you miss ;;; uh... idk... Idk

18: Most traumatic experience ;;; uhhh.. my most traumatic experience is my most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality ;;; Idk

20: What I hate most about myself ;;; Idk, maybe my legs ?

21: What I love most about myself ;;; No clue

22: What I want to be when I get older ;;; a house husband. /srs /silly, no I wanna be a computer programmer but I'd prefer to work at home (I don't like people) VUT I COULD BE A HOUSE HUSBAND AT THE SAME TIME :3

23: My relationship with my sibling(s) ;;; I don't have any irl, in sys my brother is Leo, and he's okay (he is annoyed with me 24/7 tho). And online I have two, one brother who I HATE, and I no longer talk to (blocked) and a sister who I like !

24: My relationship with my parent(s) ;;; In sys, my mum is okay, irl, meh ? Like 75% good, 15% okay, 10% I want them dead

25: My idea of a perfect date ;;; He already knows lol plus I don't wanna type much Rn

26: My biggest pet peeves ;;; loud chewing

27: A description of the girl/boy I like ;;;

28: A description of the person I dislike the most ;;; bro idk

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend ;;; to be nicer or because they wanted me to lie

30: What I hate the most about work/school ;;; homework ? Also short ass lunch time

31: What my last text message says ;;; Job*

32: What words upset me the most ;;; WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS I HAVE ZERO CLUE ???

33: What words make me feel the best about myself ;;; "Good job" "Good boy (non sxl)" "You did amazing!"

34: What I find attractive in women ;;; so, all respect to woman, but I am attracted to men and non binary / xeno people, HOWEVER, woman yall SLAY, and lesbians are epic

35: What I find attractive in men ;;; it ranges ? From like femboy to "I'm going to kill you" so like, anything ?

36: Where I would like to live ;;; NOT IN AMERICA

37: One of my insecurities ;;; honestly my reading comprehension ? I'm very dyslexic and it lowkey hurts when I can't read a sentence and kids younger then me can read like Tolkien with no issue

38: My childhood career choice ;;; Engineer

39: My favorite ice cream flavor ;;; COFFEE !!!!

40: Who I wish I could be ;;; uhm a normal person ? If normal even means anything

41: Where I want to be right now ;;; not in America

42: The last thing I ate ;;; Chips :3

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately ;;; WHAT 😨

44: A random fact about anything ;;; when you say "open" your lips touch, and when you say "close" your lips never touch

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Listen ...I love and support the trans marco theory and I've personally subscribed to it as my personal headcanon for Marco too but there's no denying that the 20something (possibly older now, programmers don't update their shit even when oversharing) trans woman who coined it was a goddamn fucking tenderqueer who basically accused Meteora of being a pedophile and dropped the entire freaking rest of the show when her headcanons didn't play out 💯 how she wanted them to and then a lot of the cult following she gained from that headcanon followed suit and started making their own posts about "dropping the show" (that wasn't meant for their age range to begin with) a. because they didn't get what they wanted and b. because Meteora was apparently considered a "pedophile" now, despite her getting turned into a literal goddamn fucking baby in the end and despite one of the supporters of the trans marco theory on the crew at the time literally coming out as a trans man himself after the show ended, which my opinion, should have been more than enough of a win for a bunch of still presumably abled-bodied, grown ass adult trans femmes sitting around getting so fucking invested in a disney channel cartoon originally intended for, let's be honest, a 10 to 14 year demographic, and then letting themselves get panini pressed enough to start insinuating, if not. out right stating that the then main villain on the show (and the best main villain on the show. Bite me.) who again, later gets herself transformed into a baby, is a fucking pedophile just because the goddamn fucking disney owned kids cartoon essentially just decided to pull a reverse-and far more un-serious and lighthearted than that actual scene in Mulan-Mulan.

But LOOK at the way these fucking grown adults who fucking "dropped" the cartoon show intended for 10 to 14 year olds (over)reacted to this it's like:

Hm. I don't know girl, why was it in Disney's Mulan (1998) and why is it excusable for you to be like, 21+ or something and be reacting this way to a fucking kids show? Maybe you should've been watching FX's Pose or something live action if you wanted your trans representation to be something a bit more challenging than like a Latina "Disney Princess" named "Turd" who's still voiced by a White Boy IRL or better yet, maybe you should've been at the club connecting with actual Trans Women your own age instead of getting this angy over children's cartoons on tumbr to the point of accusing that shows villain, voiced by Actual Queer Icon Jessica Walter of being a "pedophile" before everyone gets hate on her some more because she's the one who gets turned into a fucking baby because that was the only logical direction for her character to go in before she goddamn fucking killed everyone like the rightful queen out MILFING her own mother that she was but I don't know, I guess that you wouldn't really understand all that because you still wear overalls.

Here's another Petty Gay Concept, if you were seriously ever going to accuse Meteora/Heinous of being a "pedophile" towards Marco because you're that chronically online, then you don't get to be using any memes of her actual, IRL voice actress to express your backhanded praise for the representational things in the show that you do like. Yes I am gate keeping you. Cry about it.

The thing that really gets me with this though is the whole: "Heinous LITERALLY EXPOSES THEIR BODY-" like, um... girls?

... I... I can't believe I even have to "debate" this for a goddamn fucking Disney cartoon for Tweens like, the villainness "exposes" but a single fucking strand of chest hair on Marco, towards their neck area and does so by yoinking the collar of the dress down in a way that only allowed said single hair strand to 'poke out' and not so much as a nipple, if "MARCO'S BODY", or Jennifer's "Body", if you wanna be cheeky was as "exposed"as y'all wanna try and cry it is, than I'm sorry, but we would've seen some goddamn fucking nipple.

But course we didn't because despite all of y'all pearl clutching and quite frankly, collectively losing your goddamn fucking minds over a goddamn fucking cartoon chest hair because y'all never consumed a piece of actual adult live action media in your lifetime and you just expect children's cartoon to fill that gap for you ... Like yeah, you're still watching a goddamn fucking kids show ... Apparently some adults in the audience were mature enough to understand what we were getting into and who the intended audience for that actually was and some of us weren't. But in the end Marco was fine.

You know who (practically) wasn't fine though? Fa Mulan.

And yeah it really makes me wonder how the spoiled raggedy anne ass bitch who came up with the Trans Marco theory and then sparked an entire chain of angry 20somethings dropping a tween cartoon that wasn't meant for them, and then talking out of their asses about the villain being a pedophile when the entire canon didn't bend over backwards to confirm Marco being Trans or not, goddamn fucking reacted to this 27 year old disney film and in particular this goddamn fucking scene with this actually goddamn fucking disgusting racial caricature just fucking manhandling the titular character and throwing her to the ground upon discovering she has tits and while she's both injured wearing pratically goddamn fucking nothing but her bandaging and her blanket ... In the snow ... and fully then expecting her to beheaded in front of everyone by sword. I mean would they burst into flames if someone reminded them that a fucking Disney Movie like this exists if they think Heinous is a pedophile and Daron Nefcy did them that bad? Would they melt? Am I being too fucking harsh right now or it the Overall Wearing Rag Dolls who are soft? I just think "PIngs" TECHNICALLY ACTUALLY NAKED BODY HERE GOT LITERALLY WAAAAAAAAY MORE EXPOSED (AND TO THE ACTUAL, LITERAL ELEMENTS AT THAT) THAN "TURDINA'S", EVER WAS I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!

Oh, tell us about it, Janet! How dare they! How VERY dare they! Essentially pulling a Reverse Disney's Mulan in a Disney Owned show meant for tweenagers that a bunch of 20something tenderqueers got a little too invested in excepting to catered towards them! How absolutely Heinousss! Those Treacherous Starcrew SSSNAAAKES!!!

"On Earth, it's rude too tell people to 'Shut it!'" "Oh yeah yeah, that's rude on Mewni too! Look!"

"Oh yeah yeah, Girl! An extremely similar trope occurred with the Solider boy's during the quite frankly much more intense and actually admittedly kinda violent 'gender reveal' scene than 'Turdina' ever got that I just went over with you in the 1998 Disney Classic 'Mulan', too! Look!"

And now I guess I'm telling you to shut it. Because it's almost like Nefcy and the starcrew did nothing wrong Marco/"Turdina" works just as well as Trans Metaphor as Mulan/"Ping" does nobody fucking said you couldn't still claim her but your headcanon just might not be that original or special, then? Deja fucking vu much? Because from the 600+ notes on that original and just reading all y'alls overreactions to that episode and all your sheer overstatements of harm y'all make out like you were watching the fucking BoxTrolls or something ...Yeesh. 💀

But like, you're not watching The BoxTrolls and we don't even get any type of facial expressions to go along with the shocked reactions, only Marco's, and even then, the strongest reactions we get from the other princess's is literally: "Wait! Is that a hair?! That doesn't prove anything! Princess's can be hairy! We believe in you, Turdina!" And then Marco 'corrects' them on their own terms, and the Princess's make *le gasp* faces for like a literal fucking millisecond and then their Co Leader Princess Arms points out it "doesn't matter" but guess fucking what though? They still all thought Marco was a girl until Marco themself said something on their own terms to contradict that, and the whole thing is still objectively a lot less violent than the way literally practically the exact same fucking trope/scene originally played out in Mulan.

Like literally you know NO ONE was about to cut Marco's goddamn fucking head off with that chainsaw and they're literally wearing far more clothing than Fa Mulan ever was in her situation!

Girl literally had like four separate layers of clothing on that entire fucking time. Dress. Hoodie. Shirt. Pants. Which how you know I'm right about the infamous single chest hair being waaaaaay closer to the neck area than anyone thinks because the 600+ people on that were accusing Heinous/Meteora of being a pedophile/child Molester than would need to account for the fact that if Marco and their actual chest area were being so badly "groped", "violated" and "exposed" there, than Heinous would literally have yank through at least 3 layers of clothing just to get to Marco's Female Presenting Nipples. But of course we never see any Female Presenting Nipples because either Turdina is wearing four fucking layers of clothing here and never had her "BODY LITERALLY 'EXPOSED'" as much you think she did, which:

Or, the tenderqueers are literally freaking out over Cartoonists using Cartoon Logic. I can't.

Anyway, as much fully I support The Trans Marco Theory, I can't help but be reminded that its creator also supported Lily Orchard (CD-Call) for the longest time and I originally even checked Orchard out due her recommendation and that was the first time I'd ever (unfortunately) even so much as heard of Lily, but I immediately just didn't vibe with her at all, because in one of her svtfoe "reviews" she made a "snarky explainer comment to Star about "teaching people in wheelchairs to walk again" and I just completely clicked the fuck off the video and never looked back.

The creator of The Trans Marco Theory also completely despised The original 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and once went on record begging people draw her personalized fanart of "Princess Marco Turdina Sucker Punching the 1975 Rendition of Dr. Frank N' Furter from Rocky Horror in the face, Instantly Killing him! UWU" or some bullshit like that and I was kind of just sitting there like ...

Because at the time, I the 2016 FOX remake was also coming out and of course she was super ecstatic for that stinker, choosing to heap tons of praise on Cox in lieu of Curry, but of course I think that Tim Curry would've also experienced his goddamn fucking stroke and been a goddamn fucking 24/7 Wheelchair User (like myself) by this fucking time and it just seemed to be in extremely poor taste, tone death, tacky, disrespectful, entitled and ableist to me to be wanting to demand other bitches make you "fanart" of a fucking rando cartoon character committing violence against essentially still Tim Curry as a person, who still chose to take that role and Fran N' Furter being one of his greatest Live Action Iconographies and roles to play, if not being one of THE greatest roles he's ever played and the fact that she was saying spouting all this bullshit when the Curry was in his WHEELCHAIR by then it was just like. It was just a very Cringe thing to read, and I so wanted to give her a piece of my mind for it, but these Tenderqueers clearly didn't give a fuck about Jessica, so why should they have given a fuck about Tim?

And I know honey bunny didn't write this but there was NOTHING the fuck wrong with the episode, or the show as whole, actually. The only problem that svtfoe, Daron Nefcy, or the Starcrew ever had was an ungrateful fucking fandom wanting to have its cake and eat it too "Writing your fanfiction, and having your art" and having everything be YOUR way was all this fucking fandumb ever did, it doesn't matter if was Toffee, Globgor Toffee! Toffee as Eclipsa's son, Star as Toffee's Child, Festivia as Eclipsa's Child with a that Eclipsa had with a Hot Woobie Mewman Husband and Meteora being neglected and relegated to being Festivia's Personal punching bag who's Monster! bio daddy conveniently isn't around to help her deal with all that bullying by just squishing Festivia like a grape.. Globgor being dead, Starco being a thing, Starco being cishet, Tomstar being a thing Tomco being a thing, TomStar being a thing TomStarco, being a thing, Marco being Cishet in any of these things, or, even yes, your own Trans Marco Theory ever being a thing!

ALL YOUR THEORIES AND HEADCANONS TURNED OUT SELF CENTERED AND HALLOW WHEN YOU FOUND THEY WOULDN'T GET TURNED CANON BECAUSE PRACTICALLY ALL OF YOU FUCKING SUCK.

AND THEN ALL OF Y'ALL TURNED AROUND AND CRIED "BAD WRITING WHEN YA' DIDN'T GET YA' WAY ABOUT IT!

LIKE NAW BABY, THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM HERE ACTUALLY WAS ALL OF YOU!

Come to think of it, I've never seen a better example of "The Right and The Left both have Problems" than the svtfoe fandom personified...

Right Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: We wanna watch these cartoon teenagers fuck like it's HBO's Euphoria!

Left Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: Jessica Walter voiced a Pedophile! I can't believe they allowed this to air on Disney! Daron Nefcy is a Transphobic Genocide Apologist! Someone draw my favorite cartoon blorbo sucker punching Tim Curry in the face for me! I don't care if the man almost died from a stroke and is in a fucking wheelchair now JUST DO IT! UWU

Me, like a normal weird horny cripple girl who fell in love with this show in my early 20s: I just want REGULAR Default! Globclipsa porn and Rasticore/Meteora Mutual Masturbation/BDSM Fic and to maybe get a Cunty Aged Up Hyper Femme Version of Star tattooed on me one day 'cause my girlie deserves to be Immortalized like that as much as Meteora and Eclipsa! Genuinely what the fuck is WRONG with you people?! D:

[kayden-valcourt]

🤘🏻Introduction!🤘🏻

Notice: This is slightly outdated new intro should be pinned

Warning: Flashing/blinking gifs This is my introduction + rules for requests!

Sup, my name is Kayden and I am a guitarist, metalhead, programmer, Skater, and artist!

I am 16 years old plus a professional Gemini!!

If you wanna join me and my friends' server use the link below!

I mainly chill and draw all day, or sleep all day, or talk to people all day, or look at the wall all day, it truly just depends on the day man. I love talking to people too, so don't be shy to talk to me because I'm always looking for new people to talk to and be friends with!! also here is my Carrd https://bivh.carrd.co

I love to listen to music, if you can't tell. I am especially fans of nu metal, black metal, heavy metal, glam metal/hair bands, hard rock, alternative rock, punk rock, and classic rock! Iron Maiden, Korn, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Murderdolls, Nine Inch Nails, and Slipknot are my current favorites!

I also love to play my guitar, it's an Epiphone SG Special, cherry red color. I love to play and it's one of my few hobbies!

I'm super into learning about and collecting photos of my favorite bands/band members, I especially am into Joey Jordison as of right now. I have over 100 photos of him and I think my favorite pictures of him are ones taken during his time in Murderdolls.

I'm also an artist, more of a cartoonist. Digital art is my thing, I am shit when it comes to painting, sculpting, sewing, using charcoal, and anything else like that. Cartooning has been my thing since I was 12 and I plan to continue with it since I haven't stopped. I also have characters and write stories and lore for them, I plan to work on a comic when I get my art style down and have the time. I also do requests!! rules for requests:

Nothing 18+ (nudity and sexual) this includes any fetish or kink material, I probably won't draw heavy gore for requests just because it might make me a little uncomfortable to draw that for someone else, I also won't draw animals/pets/"feral" characters (I just don't have the skills for that yet).

But I can draw characters from a show, your ocs, honestly anything.

I have the right to decline/ignore your request, these are free and I do them on my own time, thank you!!!!

I also love playing video games, specifically Minecraft, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Gmod, and TF2. I also have Pesterquest + Hiveswap which I read sometimes.

I'm also in some fandoms, gee imagine that. I like Breaking Bad, a lot actually, I also like Homestuck (Pesterquest and the canon comic), Fallout 4, old Disney Movies (Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmatians, Bambi, etc), Suicide Squad, Evil, Beavis and Butthead, Rick and Morty, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Bojack Horseman, Beastars, Q*bert, Disenchantment, and others. Sollux is literally me IRL, idk how some asshole stole my identity and turned it into a character but they did and somehow got away with it.

I'm always open to talk to new people plus make friend, I'm actually hella lonely and need better people in my life! Thanks for reading!!

[sylsaccount]

rare ramble post

it is so hard to be like. yes i am a trans woman. yes i believe that i am biologically male. yes i hate males and i am literally kam about everything. yes i do not think of myself as a man but if someone were to ask me "does kam include all male people in general" i would say yes bc its kind of biased for me to say no and i dont think its worth it to spend the resources to figure out the like 0.001% of good ones. not that kam is a thing i realistically believe in just like. theoretically you know. idk.

its weird trying to live mostly separatist but not earnestly being part of the group u wanna separate with you know? and like. i literally dont believe in gender yet i am a gender haver. that is simplifying it for sure, its not like the way i think about things isnt consistent, but on the outside it seems like i dont make any sense. i dont get along with most rad-aligned ppl for obvious reasons, and i dont get along with other trans people for obvious reasons. ive met a lot of detrans folks lately that i get along with, but i am not and i doubt will ever be detrans myself.

ig i should say i dont get along with trans women, not trans people lol. ive known plenty of trans men over the years, some of which have been close friends. the truth is 99% of trans women act "like males", at least in my experience. and like. i just cant deal with that lol

i just made a post saying im the only real gender abolitionist so its kind of funny that i say "like males". i am not a biological essentialist nor do i like calling behaviors "masculine" or "feminine". yet any woman reading this knows exactly what im talking about. even the ones that claim to be the "good ones" that are "actually women" etc. are walking caricatures. if i have to see one more instance of that hsts slaaay yassss motherrrrr i love sabrina carpenter shit i will blow my brains out (you are fortunate if you have not encountered this group. i personally find them just as evil as those knee sock programmer catgirldick types)

i cant help but wonder if someone similar to me from an outside perspective would judge me the same way, u know? a lot of my interests are stereotypically male, i am autistic, i am kind of an asshole. ofc at the end im always like. well i have actual feminist values and i cant stand males and i always prioritize women over everything so like. its just me being anxious over nothing i think.

this is mostly unrelated but ive also been thinking a lot abt the ppl who follow me. ive had an influx of followers as of late, but there r others who have followed me for a long time. its kind of funny looking through... i have ppl that i know for a fact hate trans ppl. me being trans is not something ive ever specifically hidden, but its also not something i bring up a lot. i just realized bc of that weird anon the other day that its the first time ive explicitly mentioned it on my blog in a couple years. i couldnt help but be worried abt it! at the same time, i have some old friends i dont rly talk to anymore... a couple of which, despite knowing that i am respectful towards other individual trans ppl and that i am not truly transphobic, im sure have taken issue with the types of things i reblog and strongly personally disagree. yet as im looking over who im following, it doesnt look like ive lost mutuals from either camp.

id like to talk to more people too. its hard to dm people for me, as i think it is for many people here. i have some mutuals i would love to talk with, but i am kind of an ass, and they are kind of an ass, and thats why we follow each other, so its like... they may not even wanna be bothered like that u know? i know what its like when u have some coworker or acquaintance u like well enough but then they start trying to be buddy buddy with u and they become a nuisance. i dont wanna be that!!! i am extremely misanthropic myself so its easy to imagine being on the other end

my friend group (some irl and some online) has a little discord group chat we use. we just added someone new and its been very nice. i really do love meeting new ppl when i vibe with them...

u could say. sylvia why dont u just go meet people irl. well, unfortunately, i cannot tell people irl that i have extremely regular homicidal fantasies and think 50% of the population should kill themselves. i cant rant abt all the dystopian shit i am subjected to on a regular basis, bc they dont view it as dystopian. i cant even discuss my own life and perspectives on things because SOMEONE is going to have their feelings hurt (despite me being the one who has trauma abt it -_-). on the computer there are lots of intelligent people with interesting lives who r also kind of losers and hate everything. i like those people.

i dont rly have a point on any of this. just thoughts ive been having.

[velvetlilith777]

hey tumblr, why am i seeing actual gore and horror (irl, not like movie) on my timeline all day long and nothing seems to reset it???? i've never once indicated that i'm interested in any of that <3 please show me loser programmers, redheaded poets and metal bands instead