#i cannot deal with this rn

[gasstationpopcorn]

[werehounded]

it's time to add neil gaiman to my blocked tags i think

[a-legs]

I've only just watched the latest episode

I'M SCREAMING

[haunted-calathea]

There's a spider on my spider plant .

[chrisbangs]

BANG CHAN — Special MC KCON LA DAY 3 (230821)

[starry-bi-sky]

The face of a boy with your best interests at heart :]

(He pushed the Joker down the stairs)

[nachocheezos21]

i was rambling to a friend about my hear me out on sebastian to the point where i had to explain to them about his backstory, and that got me thinking..

why was he z-13?

13 is known everywhere as the unluckiest number; regardless of where you lived or what you believed in. and urbanshade might have a numbering system on how they classify their z-entities, but it also shouldn’t be a coincidence, right?

did they give him the number 13 because of how, while successful, unlucky his transformation had made him — only for months down the line to discover that he was, in fact, not guilty of his crimes? or were they the unlucky ones as they would never expect on what was to come in the future?

[beelzeballing]

izzy's deranged smile in the "choose your next words wisely, dog" scene is one of my favorite things ever, but ive only recently (during one of my countless rewatches of this scene) caught the way his expression fucking CRUMBLES during the bit after edward slaps his hand away. he's grinning and almost laughing but then 3 seconds pass and his face has just morphed into something so so horrible like. con what the fuck IS THIS.

[eegnm]

Shes fighting for her live on that girls trip. Hanging out with a coworker your not sure you even like and being psychosexually obsessed with that coworkers bestie who is NOT fighting the same battle.

[vaguely-concerned]

I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today

[team-avia]

Needing to ask the real questions: How did MC taking Miranda to meet their parents go? Like they went off to university and suddenly they have a wife who looks at least twice their age and a kid 😂 Was Miranda amiable, or simply tolerant?

She actually was so desperate to make them like her because MC stressed their importance to them that she ended up throwing up at the dinner table

Cinder

[serpentface]

Fuck we are under attack (Janeys armor reference image)

The Imperial Wardi military has no standardized weapons or armor (except for a few small, elite and specialized groups of soldiers). The vast majority of soldiers have to supply their own, and one's armor is only as good as they can afford. Janeys can afford very, very good armor, though this set opts more for comfort, visual appeal, and basic coverage of vital organs than truly comprehensive protection.

This set consists of a lacquered and finely scaled iron lamellar covering the torso, shoulders, and wrists, and two layers of thick padded skirts protecting the upper legs and groin, all worn over a standard skirt and a light undershirt. The veil draping from the helmet is externally decorated with fabric and conceals an internal set of chainmail (the rest of the mail that would complete the set has been neglected). While this armor is not as fully protective as would be ideal, it is designed to allow for an adequate degree of protection while maintaining freedom of movement to engage with versatile duties (riding, fighting with a sword or spear, archery, shooting a musket, verbally abusing your soldiers to cope with stress, etc).

This armor is substantially more decorated than is typical, while not outright being fully ornamental/ceremonial. The padded components and belt are trimmed with consecrated white lionsmane (a material typically reserved for Odonii and their kin, used to increase prowess in battle), and the helmet has a purely unnecessary skimmer gull plume flopping around on it (for good luck).

There is a great variety of armor produced in Imperial Wardin, but it tends to fall into the categories of lamellar (usually iron or leather) and chainmail, and/or thickly padded linen armors. The latter is of increasing importance in the contemporary, as it is the only armor that offers SOME degree of protection against musketfire. Padded armor certainly cannot withstand a direct hit, but it can sometimes absorb distant or glancing hits from ammunition.

[nox-in-a-box]

when the amount of works on ao3 for a ship you like are in the single digits

[milfbrainrot]

a lot of fandom exchange/events etiquette seems very strongly agreed upon by people whose entire lives are devoted to fandom rather than juggling it as a hobby alongside school/work/childcare etc, which makes sense because i don't think anyone else would have the time to be this passionate about the rigidity of those rules, and man it shows

[zouisalmightie]

TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???

[qangelbluebird]

Creation = The Thing (from the tubhole?)

Primary Protector (Creator (not used but could be)) = Tubbo

Rank 1 Shell = Sunny

Guardian = Philza

Shell (in general) = Eggs

Pancake Shell = Empanada

The Mother of Pancake Shell = Bagi

Duck Shell = Chayanne

Trauma Shell = Tallulah