#i drew this soooo last minute...

[retrosupernova]

The speed at which I drew this....

Giroro that I'm hoping to get signed by Christopher Sabat this weekend >:]

[randomminty]

Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

[psformybss]

for secret fiancé reader could you maybe do like their instagram posts of each other or like the fans finding out?

(i love your writing soooo much btw) xx

Soft Launch (but not really)

series masterlist

pairing: drew starkey x secret fiancee!reader

warnings: fluff, cuddling, social media chaos, drew being soft, y/n being a menace, teddy is the real star

an: i loved both ideas so i combined them but thank you so much saying you love my writing that is the biggest compliment anyone could ever give me 🫶🏼

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The room was a cocoon of quiet: low flickering light from the TV, Teddy softly snoring against Y/N’s stomach, and Drew’s steady breathing beside her, his fingers drawing mindless shapes on her back. They’d barely spoken in the last twenty minutes—no need to. The comfort between them was thick and easy, like a blanket they didn’t have to think about.

And then her phone started buzzing.

At first, just once. Then again. Then a burst of notifications that made Teddy grumble and lift his head, blinking like he’d been personally offended.

Y/N groaned, reaching blindly toward the nightstand. “What now?”

Drew didn’t even open his eyes. “Group chat meltdown?”

She turned the screen toward her. “Nope. Instagram.”

At that, Drew cracked one eye open. “Wait, what did you even post today?”

She gave him a look. “Seriously?”

He sat up a little, rubbing his face as the memory clicked. “Oh. Right. The birthday thing. The one you definitely didn’t tag me in.”

Y/N stifled a laugh, unlocking her phone as the notifications kept rolling in. “I thought I was being subtle.”

Drew shifted to lean against the headboard, pulling her back against his chest. “Apparently not subtle enough.”

Her thumb scrolled, and she read a few of the comments out loud between amused snorts.

“obxupdatesonly: who IS she and why is everyone tiptoeing in these comments??”

Drew raised his eyebrows. “They’re so dramatic.”

She kept scrolling. “drewstarkeysource: her posts are always quiet and lowkey but somehow he’s in half of them??”

He laughed at that. “Okay, that’s fair.”

“poguespilled: the way none of them have posted her but she’s clearly always there.” She shook her head. “Creepy accurate.”

“Told you,” he said, grinning. “You soft-launched me a year ago without realizing.”

“Oh no, it gets better,” Y/N said, voice rising with barely restrained laughter. “starkeysofts: this caption feels like a love letter in disguise. sorry i don’t make the rules.”

Drew let out a low whistle. “Yikes.”

“madibaeobsessed: ‘life lighter’ ‘something golden’ — you don’t write that about your friend.” She nudged his side with a smirk. “Guess we’re not fooling anyone.”

He took her hand, the one with the thin, gleaming band tucked just behind her knuckle, and pressed his thumb over it like muscle memory. “We didn’t exactly try that hard.”

“outerbanksanon: calling it now. soft launch of the century,” she read, then buried her face in his chest. “I hate how right they are.”

He grinned, resting his chin on top of her head. “I kind of love it.”

“jjxkiaraminds: who is she, and why do I want them to be in love.”

At that, they both laughed. Drew tilted her chin up just slightly. “Joke’s on them.”

“They got their wish.”

He kissed her once, soft and lazy. “Should we be worried?”

She shook her head, smile curling at the edges. “Nah. It’s still ours. They’re just guessing.”

“And guessing wrong,” he added, lifting her hand again and tapping the ring gently. “They have no idea how far in we are.”

“Exactly.” She grinned. “Let them think it’s a soft launch.”

Teddy gave an exaggerated sigh from beside them, clearly tired of the lack of attention.

Y/N set her phone aside, burrowing closer into Drew’s side. “Okay, mystery man. Want to finish the movie or read more fan theories about our non-existent relationship?”

Drew reached for the remote with a grin. “Let’s pretend we’re just friends a little longer. For sport.”

“And because it’s fun,” she added.

And just like that, with the world still trying to piece them together from crumbs and glances, they leaned into each other—quietly, secretly, completely theirs.

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ps. this was supposed to be posted yesterday but i made the mistake of writing it in here and somehow it deleted. also i could not figure out for the life of me how to make the instagram comments so i just wrote them into the story. i have a new found respect for people that write smau’s because it’s lowkey hella hard 😭

[fitzells]

obxactress!reader backing up her man 🌟

obxactress!reader and drew have been dead set on keeping their relationship super private for the entirety of their relationship, not really ever posting each other, or speaking publicly about each other, when asked about their relationship interviews, it’s really only gushing briefly about each other before talking about how important it is for them to keep their relationship sacred.

and they’re good at that! never speaking publicly about nonsense rumours or opinions, never outwardly squashing these crazy stories. they’ve even had about 2635271 break up rumours in lieu of this. however, when she sees the response to drew’s new look, she’s really fighting urges trying not to say anything. maybe she’s just not set right but she’s lowkey reaaaally into it. she likes him a little freaky. seeing all the tweets and tiktok’s about it, comments on the news outlets etc. is really rubbing her the wrong way. soooo, when they’re at the W’s best performances party, she’s just a touch more PDA than usual, nothing excessive. just a liiittle. and she’s allowing her friends to post videos of them instead of asking them not to post them like usual. she even finds herself posting one, which again; has been done maybe 10 times in their whole relationship.

the day after, she’s commenting on eeeeeevery picture of him; making fans sit in shock at her openness. she does not play about her man!

for reference 🫦

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wmag Before the #GoldenGlobes it's #BestPerformances. Swipe through for a look inside W's annual star-packed celebration of the year's top performers held last night at the Chateau Marmont and hosted by W Editor in Chief @saramoonves and Editor at Large Lynn Hirschberg. Link in bio for more.

user the hair 😭

user mikey and drew !!!!!!

user ok the hairs not that bad but the eyebrows..

user why would yn let him do this we used to be a proper country

youruser two beauties!

user I DREAMED OF DAYS LIKE THIS

user her breaking her own privacy boundary to defend her man… oh how i love them.

user GAG ITTT

youruser has posted a story

drewstarkey has replied to your story: Jesus christ baby

literally made this in five minutes sorry i’m just living vicariously through her because LOCK ME AWAY I LOVE THE MF HAIR leave him alone

[that-one-riddles-bitch]

Prefect Patrol ~ Mattheo Riddle

Paring: Mattheo x Fem!reader

Summary: It was a late night, being a prefect had its perks but roaming the castle for hours at night seemed like hell when you had to be up the next morning. Yet, of course, Mattheo Riddle just had to spice up the last bit of your prefect patrols. 18+

Warnings: SMUT MDNI, fingering, dry humping, mature language, piv, unprotected sex, oral f!receiving, angst, praise and degradation, overstimulation, creampie. (I think thats all)

THIS IS MY FIRST SERIOUS FANFIC/ SMUT SO BEAR WITH ME. Also I didn’t proof read this soooo, lets hope for the best

Word count: 2k+

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30 more minutes. Thats all that passed in your mind, consuming your very being as you trailed down the empty dark corridors of the clock tower. It was nothing new, nothing special, a late night prefect patrol that you’d mastered and paved the path of. Though, as you found yourself counting your steps, rhythmically walking with the cranking gears of the clock.

Lost in your thoughts, your boredom and the sound of the gears consuming you to an absolute mindless creature, a snicker echoed through the empty hall; ricocheting like a stray bullet bouncing off the bone of your skull. You quickly turn towards the noise, and in the gleaming ray of moon light stood him, Mattheo Riddle.

It wasn’t odd to find him in the corridors late at night, in fact he had joined you on many patrols, talking your ear off as if it would be the last time he talked to you. But tonight, something in his gaze was different, animalistic.

“Mattheo…?” You mutter, your throat dry as if being a prey caught by its predator as you slowly approached him.

“Did I scare you?” Mattheo says with a grin; the same grin that seemed to entrance every girl in his path. It was pathetic, you were pathetic, that grin only drew you closer to him as you shook your head no. The air felt different, it felt suffocating.

“No…” you mutter out, looking up into his gaze as he stepped closer to you, making you almost trip and fall backwards as you tried to maintain a distance. “What are you doing?” you mutter in a soft tone, your gaze never leaving his as he looks at you like he might devour you.

“Isn’t it obvious?” Mattheo says in a sultry tone, stepping closer to you as you continued to back up until the cold jagged edges of the stone wall pressed through the back of your shirt. There was no escaping, even though there was no reason to, no reason to run, he had never hurt you, never been rude, never made a move. “I’m just checking up on you, like I always do” *He says with a cold calloused hand caressing your cheek.

Your breath hitched, your body stiffened like a board under his touch. He chuckles softly, leaning down and putting his lips right next to your ear.

“What’s wrong, are you nervous…do I make you nervous..?” He whispers, his warm breath sending shivers down your spine. You shake your head no and he looks at you with a frown. “Words, use your words, do I make you nervous…?” *He says as he looks into your eyes.

You felt nauseous, his gaze was dark, like he could pounce on you at any moment, but you wouldn’t admit that. You would never admit that pit in your stomach that told you this was a bad idea. You shook your head again, a soft, breathy “no” trailing from your lips as he grinned.

“What are you doing Mattheo…?” You mutter out again, your unsuccessfully authoritative words coming out hoarsely as you tried to maintain control of anything that was coming out.

Mattheo groans, leaning in so his lips were next to your ear again. “You already asked that…do you really not know what I want?” Mattheo says in a soft whisper. You shake your head ‘no’, even though the look in his eyes, the pure animalistic nature of him, all lead to one conclusion. “Let me spell it out for you princess…I’m seducing you…” he says as he presses soft kisses down your neck, eliciting a soft gasp from you.

It was all too much, he wanted you. Mattheo fucking Riddle, wanted you. The man who had every girl wrapped around his finger wanted you, the one girl who he hadn’t taken yet. You wanted to protest, to not fall under that list of used and forgotten girls, but it was no use, you were absolutely entranced by him.

“Do you want me to have you…?” Mattheo murmurs against your neck, his hand gripping your hip as his thumb rubbed soft circles through the fabric of your skirt. You just simply nodded, as he looked at you and frowned again, “Words princess, I need to hear you, to hear that you want me…” He murmurs as his free hand cupped your cheek.

You felt like you wanted to say no, but that growing feeling in you had your mind in a daze as you looked into his dark eyes. “Yes…yes I want you Mattheo…” you mutter pitifully as he grins. It all happened so fast, your simple yes was his right away as he kissed you harshly. There was no sweetness, nothing gentle about it as his tongue pressed through your lips, exploring your mouth as his taste intoxicated your senses. His leg slid between yours, his thigh pressed against your cunt as you let out a soft gasp.

You knew it was a bad idea, Mattheo Riddle was a bad idea, doing this on your prefect patrol was a bad idea, but that didn’t matter, all that mattered was him. You let out a soft whine, his grip on your hip roughly guiding you on his thigh. There was no room to speak, nothing to be exchanged, just you and him in this moment.

It was embarrassing, so embarrassing how he could make you feel like this, so embarrassing that he’s probably made half of the school feel like this. You roll your hips against his thigh, completely intoxicated by him, by his taste, his scent, the way he touched you, everything about him.

You moan softly, your hips stuttering as he grins against your lips. He pulls away, your soft moans filling the air as he kisses down your neck, his hand moving to quickly undo the buttons of your shirt, ripping it open as he looks at your breast. “Fuck…” he murmurs, kissing the soft skin as you moan softly.

“Mattheo…” you whine, it was nauseating, it was overwhelming how good he made you feel and he barely even touched you. Then it hit you, the overwhelming growing knot in your stomach, the release you wanted, it was right there. “M-Mattheo…w-wait…” you manage to mumble out to which he stills your hips with grip strong enough to leave bruises. He looks up at you, he knows he’s already making a mess of you and its fueling all of his desires.

“Already tapping out? But those noises…the way your body reacts…it was so pretty, princess…” *He murmurs and kisses at your chest again. You cant help but let out a soft moan as he pulls down your bra, looking in awe before taking your nipple into his mouth, his hand kneading the other. “Do you want me to stop…?” he murmurs against your tit.

“N-no…” you mumble out. No matter how much you didn’t want to be on the fuck and forget list, you were already too far gone. He grins, kissing down your body as he holds you against the brick wall. One of his hands dip under your skirt, a low growl escaping his throat as he feels your dampened panties.

“God you’re soaked and I haven’t even done anything…” he murmurs. You let out a soft whine as you feel his fingers press against your cunt through the fabric of your panties. You rock your hips desperately to which he grins. “Such a needy slut aren’t you…?” He says cockily before kneeling down, lifting your skirt. His movements were quick, your panties quickly pulled down as his mouth watered at the sight of you dripping.

He gently kisses the inside of your thighs before licking up through your folds, moaning at your taste. The feeling was intoxicating, your hands immediately gripping at his hair, hips grinding against his tongue as he slid a finger into you. You didn’t care who heard, nothing mattered but Mattheo. Strings of moans left your mouth as he licked, bit, and sucked on every part of your cunt, worshiping every part of your body. He slowly slides another finger in, eliciting a loud moan from you that only makes him quicken his pace.

He knew you were close, and it only drove him to please you even more, his fingers pressing against that perfect spot that made you moan every time. You were his fuel, every moan, every whimper, it only drove him mad. Your legs grew weak, it was to much as you moaned loudly, hands gripping his hair as your thighs tightened around him. It was pure ecstasy as your orgasm hit you, the world went blank, all that mattered was him and how good he made you feel. You look down at him, panting heavily as he grinned, licking at you once again and groaning.

“You taste so good…try it…” he murmurs, standing up and pulling his fingers from you, grabbing your jaw and pushing them into your mouth, making you taste yourself. “Clean them” he commands as you lick his fingers clean. “Good girl” he says pressing you against the wall.

“Mattheo please” you whine, hands gripping at his belt as you try undoing it.

“Such a needy slut” he hisses, “but I’ll be nice tonight, and give you what you want”. His hand quickly removes his belt, letting his pants fall as his boxers looked incredibly tight. Your hand palms him, stroking him through his boxers as he moans, pressing his face into your neck. “Fuck…gods I need to feel you now, you’re driving me mad” he says against your skin, his hand pushing yours away as he quickly pulls down his boxers.

He lifts you up, kissing you harshly and without warning thrusting into you, letting out a low groan into your mouth. You moaned loudly, if it weren’t for Mattheos lips muffling your moans, the whole damn castle would wake up and hear you. He thrusted roughly into you, this wasn’t sweet, it was rough and primal. His hips clashing to yours quickly. “You feel so good…such a good girl, letting me fuck you like this” Mattheo groans, “This is mine, all fucking mine, you’re mine” he says possessively. You couldn’t even respond, he had you seeing stars as moans and whimpers left your lips.

“Fuck baby…gripping me like a fucking vice” He murmurs, his tip brushing against your cervix with every thrust. “You’re fucking perfect” he says as he kisses your neck, leaving a dark hickey, leaving his mark on whats now his. You’d fallen into Mattheos web, and he wasn’t letting you go.

“M-Mattheo” you managed to finally stutter out, your walls clenching around him making him groan.

“You gonna cum? Cum for me” He says as he fucks you harder and faster, biting and kissing at all the skin he could. Your body trembled, it ached for that release and it hit you like a train. Screaming Mattheos like a prayer on your lips as your orgasm washed over you. His quickly following as your walls pulsed around him, he let out a low moan into your neck before kissing you as he filled you with his seed.

All of his movements came to an end, all that was heard was the soft breathing and panting shared between you two as his forehead pressed against yours. “You’re perfect…” he murmurs before slowly setting you down, and you half expected him to leave, to be done with you after fixing his clothes, but he didn’t.

He watched you dress yourself, his eyes glued to you, completely entranced before the clock hit midnight. The loud clanging bringing you both to your senses. “Looks like your prefect duties are over” Mattheo says looking back at you.

“Yeah, they are. I’ll see you around Mattheo” you mumble, waiting for him to treat you like a one time thing.

“Without me?” He ask with a soft chuckle.

“What? Wasn’t this all you wanted..?” You ask softly, ready for him to agree.

“No. This isn’t all I wanted. I want you, it’s always been you…and maybe, we can continue this in your dorm if you want” he says with a hint of sarcasm but truth as he takes your hand. You didn’t know where this would lead. If he would actually want you and only you, but as he walked you to your dorm, it felt like maybe, he did only want you.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Imagine Alastor going out to talk to Mimzy or Rosie but he forgets to leave a note.

Charlie is looking for Alastor and recruits the others to find him, eventually Vaggie suggests the Bayou.

Charlie did not know there was a Bayou in the Hotel.

It's full of illegally imported Earth plants and animals who crowd Charlie demanding pets like she's a Disney Princess and Lucifer would usually be annoyed but there are Ducks.

There's a split second between when Alastor opens the door to find the entire hotel in his room petting the animals, and that wherein both parties become actively aware of one another. The moment is exquisitely awkward.

Straightening his spine, Alastor tilts his head curiously at the interlopers. "So... I see we're misappropriating our power as manager to conduct room searches now Charlotte? Ah, I must say I'm quite proud of your descent into evil. Today - forcible entry into private property; tomorrow -embezzlement and murder!"

A studio audience applauds as Charlie frantically tries to dispel that idea. Fumbling over the words in her panic to be seen as altruistic in her goals and not, in fact, breaking and entering her hotelier's quarters for no onther reason than she could.

Alastor cuts her off breezily, as if it was no matter at all, as he glances across the assembled. Alighting on his target. Of course he'd intended to seek them out later but... well, he could make this work.

"Ah, and there's the fellow I was co-... hmmm, intending to see feels like a safer turn of phrase..."

"Oh, you can come to see lil old me anytime deer daddy..." the coquettish lilt is ruined by three sets of arms filled to the brim with fluffy animals all seeking pets from the multitasker.

"Charlotte, I have decided to test our guest's claims of lung capacity by holding him under the bayou for five minutes."

"Oooh soooo spoooky bambi, can you tone it down? I'm having a great time with these little guys, oh yes i am youaresocute..." Lucifer coos at the amassed ducks and lings about him.

"I could do it... it'd be pushing my personal best, but I did have to get good cause Val was into underwater based shoots last year and well, you can't say no."

Alastor blinked. "Ah yes, thats why I was seeking you out... Rosie and I went to settle a dispute dear Mimzy started with those Vees, you see, and well..."

Angel was going pale. Val in a bad mood? He could be deadly.

He instinctually snatched the item tossed at him, and recoiled.

"One thing led to another and now I'm afraid two of the vees are holed up in their tower and one of them, as you can see, has been dealt with. You may keep that, all I ask is that whatever vengeance you enact not be shared over the dinner table. Do as you see fit."

"Is this a fucked up prank?" Angel is on the verge of a breakdown. Husk is edging towards him, and the spider can't stop shaking.

"Why no... but I shall think about such an idea in future, there's a few people too complacent these days. I'm not sure which of us dealt the final blow, but I think the joint effort has randomly assorted and assigned sinners to Rosie and myself. We'll get to amending those frankly juvenile mess of contracts later. It looked like a toddler drew up the clauses..."

"...if the cannibal has me, my chain I mean, that mean she's going to ask for like, flesh?" Angel shudders, feeling dread rake its claws down his spine and dig into his guts. Twisting with anxiety.

"Hah, no. No the cannibals prefer to hunt or scavenge unless theres a very specific point to be made to a thrall or townsperson, but Rosie is actually quite fair and balanced in her punishments. The threshhold is high... and the crimes she chooses to dismber for are... not sins you would ever deign to engage in."

"Cool... so, what're you two gonna do with the studio?"

"Force the picture box to cede full control of it to ourselves, rewrite voxtech out of the contracts and deal with some of the more dangerous performers and staff. Then, I suppose there would be a role for a director or supervisor... one who knew the business, who retained some level of empathy for others... who was the antithesis of valentino, to take up the mantle under his overlord." Theres a pause. "Hmmm, poor turn of phrase given your last overlord... you would be the second in command of the venture, and able to make decisions, as husker can for thralls under my control, in my abscence. And if they ever started to become... a problem, their chain would be hauled back into line, as I assume this person would want... not wishing to ever BECOME Valentino."

"Can you... show me who I belong to?"

Thankfully the tone is tearful rather than salacious, and Alastor flicks his wrist to manifest the chain. There's a definite blend of signature dusky rose and green.

"It seems you were one of the few jointly held between us..."

Angel huffs a laugh between grateful sobs of relief. "Hey, I don't normally do chicks off camera -mostly- but I'd be fine to get between y-"

"Refrain, if possible, Angel... it has been quite the long day."

That catches a few peoples flagging attention.

Charlie is looking at Angel like she's going to explode into a shower of confetti, and Husk seems to be waiting for Angel to have some sort of explosive response of his own.

"Actually, kind of looks like Valentino went down without much of a fight, you seem pretty whole." There's an accusation in Vaggies tone that sours Alastor's mood visibly. He noticeably reroutes the emotion to a fake cheerfulness.

"Valentino was all smoke and mirrors, as was his boudoir apparently, and his skills for combat were overrated. Once you remove his guns and tear out his tongue, he really has no power with which to overpower an adversary."

"But he's like 9 feet tall with six arms and Ive seen him throw a car when he's mad! He's pretty fucking strong." Angel protests, feeling his own fear for the moth maligned in the dismissal of the threat he posed.

"Perhaps, but the only reason he held sovereign status was because the other two vees propped him up constantly. On his own, he simply has little tricks and his little consent removing spit nonsense to disorient and overpower. Take access away, and he's little more than a very large piece of meat begging for mercy through a mouthful of blood. Delightful image to ruminate on, by the way."

"What happens when he reforms though? He's not good at giving up his... things."

"He belongs to one or both of Rosie and myself. Shame his biology is riddled with that little drug, he would have been an excellent option to harvest for Rosie's emporium. But, one can't have dazed and amorous cannibals running around, that could get quite disturbing and ruin the town image rather quickly. Still, if she can think of no use for the moth, and after you've sent him through reformation as many times as you feel is fair... I shall simply add him to my broadcast."

"You'd let me kill him?" That seemed to perk Angel right up.

"As many times and ways as you like... though I would be clear that these will not involve anything of a sexual nature. That is rather a hard line with both of us, I'm afraid. Rosie and I could give you a number of alternate options that are far more cathartic... have you ever seen someone explode after having dynamite transported into their stomach? Hilarious."

"No one is killing anyone, even Valentino, at this hotel!" Vaggie and Charlie jump in, automatically. Frustrating a few present with the persistent do-gooder act. As if Vaggie hadnn't beaten seven kinds of hell out of the angry exprcist during extermination day... and now has the gall to ask Angel to NOT get revenge after DECADES under (on top of and in every imaginable position) Valentino whether he liked it or not.

"Of course not, we can do it in Cannibal town. And Charlotte, didn't you also wish to obtain vengeance for the time he was inappropriate to your person?"

You could feel the temperature drop as Lucifer looked at Charlotte. "What. Did. He. Do?"

"Nothing! Nothing I promise. Well, I mean. He maaaay have licked my arm a bit, but I handled that like a pro!"

"Busboy, I also get a turn reducing the moth to dust... he needs to learn that consent is important."

"Well, if you must... we may need a stepstool for you to reach his throat to wring it though, there is Quite the height difference."

"Oh go f-"

"Simmer down, Majesty, he's just kind of like that." Husker shrugs, eyeing Al critically.

And then Angel has moved so fast that even the skittish, fleet footed prey insticts of the deer arent able to let Al flinch back fast enough, before he's being Hugged++ by six arms.

"You creepy beautiful fucking bastard, I can't believe you killed Val and I'm... well, not free-free, but things aren't so shit..."

"Yes, yes... excellent. We can negotiate terms in future, around that matter. Someone as infamous as yourself could do with the threat of retribution from two bloodthirsty overlords hanging over his head as a deterrant to anyone who might seek advantage or revenge now the moth is down. Why, ask Husker what happened to the fools seeking him out for his debts after I took control of his soul!"

Husk seemed to look through the wall for a long moment before he spoke. "You ever seen someone turned inside out and still screaming? Yeah. Don't think I'll ever get over that sight... or the sound. Or the smell."

"Now, if the sentimentality is over with... why are you all in my room?"

"OhmygoshIam soooooo sorry to invade your privacy Al, but you just disappeared and I was worried and we can't just call you so we all came to check your room in case you were sick or something..."

"And then we all found this sneaky little portal of yours and the earth items you have there." Lucifer finished. "Care to explain? I could smite you for breaching the rules of hell."

Alastor laughed. "Little majesty there are no rules in hell. Isn't that the point? Now if you could all kindly leave, I have a broadcast to plan. The playlist needs to be suitably befitting to ensure listener engagement and all that jazz."

"Okay, but can we circle back to the 'needing to leave a note' thing, at the next staff meeting? I qas worried..."

"I'm sure we can come to a compromise, if that is what it takes to ensure ongoing privacy."

Charlie made a high pitched noise that made the windows rattle.

"Now if you would be so kind...?"

Vaggie and Charlie trailed out.

Lucifer was not so subtly hiding multiple ducks and lings in his shirt, coat, hat and wings as he sidled out.

Husker paused at the doorway.

Angel pulled back. "You know, if you ever need... my services, just say something, alright? I dunno how else ta thank you for this and it's kinda what I'm best at."

"Not necessary, my good man, but your appreciation is noted. I understand you are also skilled in shooting, fashion, handicrafts and cooking. I'm sure we can find your niche somewhere if you choose to cease your current line of employ or want a dual role. But that is for another time. Husker? Angel needs a drink, I believe. Perhaps a strong one."

"Yeah, I got him."

The winged cat gently leads the spider from the room, and the door clicks shut behind them both.

Alastor feels his shadow self unwind from about his body, slipping out from under the clothing sluggishly. Not the best plan, but he'd literally had seconds between openin his room and discovering an audience that needed the pitch-perfect performance of an afterlifetime to avoid questions.

His limbs began to tremble. Any longer and the facade would have cracked like dropped porcelain.

He made it to the bedside somehow, and all but fell upon it, biting back a wince as everything was jostled. Injuries from today not-withstanding, the pesky reminder of his defeat by Adam hadn't properly healed despite Rosie's best remedies and handiwork.

What a nuisance...

Alastor finds he's also rather concerned that now his room had been trespassed upon, it opened the door as they say, for further incursions with far less warning or ceremony. His ability to mask it all was going to be an ongoing matter he must manage from now on to avoid raising suspicion.

Niffty dropped in from a ceiling vent and climbed up beside him.

"How bad is it sir?"

"Quite, my dear... quite."

Without a word, the small maid tucked herself into his side and shut her eye. She started to hum, a strange little melody she once said had helped her calm down after her husband had gotten violent.

She always used it if she felt Alastor was keeping his real hurts hidden... she may be difficult to read, but Niffty was sensitive to the energies of the people she chose to care for. Much as Alastor was himself. They were an odd mismatched pair, rounded out by the sharp-eyed curmudgeon of Husker, who was equally as unshakable when he chose to place his affections towards an individual.

"Thank you my dear..." Alastor mumbled, feeling his mind and body being shut down as the innate magicks that kept sinners alive through various losses or reformed them after a death, started to work on the damage.

Niffty didn't say a word as he fell asleep, nor when her apron started to turn red... she simply slipped off the bed and went to find the small chested angel lady who was sort of mean but good in a crisis.

Niffty knew Vaggie would know how to help Sir.

Even if her appearance nearly gave Vaggie a heart attack.

[anime-grimmy-art]

With the FTIYS results going to be the big blast at the end of the year, thought I'd post my Art Year in Review today!

Imma be honest, I am so suprised how much I drew this year. With me starting my first full time job plus celebrating and therefore working for my music group's anniversary, I thought I'd neither have the time, energy nor motivation to draw a bunch. Glad to see I proved myself wrong lmao.

Gotta hand it to Haikaveh for having a chokehold on me for HALF A YEAR. That is so long for me. But come June it seems my brain couldnt properly latch onto anything. Well, MH Wilds is coming in February, soooo, I have a feeling next year is gonna have a MH phase XD

Also a big suprise is the many animations/vids I did this year. Last year was pretty comic heavy, which was the case this year too, even if most never got posted, but to think I would make a, for my standards, proper 2:30 minutes long video, never would have guessed. I also probably made my best animatic yet. While the Harpy Hare animatic is my pride and joy of this year, I gotta hand it to the UT video for getting the best comments Ive ever gotten. To this day, I still get so many "How dare you?!" and "Ouch, didnt need you to break my heart." Not to mention how often Ive been uninvited from UT themed birthday parties.

All in all, I did not really make many improvements, but I think i took it a bit easier this year and through that found some new techniques and brush settings that make work a lot easier now.

Aaaanyways, lets see what 2025 is gonna bring!

[kingdicemrwheezyflowertor]

HELLO BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME FLOWERS!!!

Soooo; It has been a while since I showed off any Criminal Case art that I made. I have drawn some more last year and I think the beginning of this year but I can’t remember. But I do need to show some to you guys to make up for it honestly lol.

There we go! I had to search for a few minutes lol. But to list what each one is about.

1. In my Wife and I’s AU; Tony Marconi doesn’t become the Victim in Case 36 “Up in Flames” but he does get hurt from the Molotov Cocktail. So I drew what his scars look like while his son Emilio becomes the Victim.

2. This one would take place after Case 52 “Head Case” after the Additional Investigation when Jones leaves the Hospital, My Character, Gabriel and Ramirez would be waiting for Jones to leave the hospital just to hug him tight.

3. I got Criminal Case Pacific Bay and Fell HARD for Yann so when I saw that there was a case that involved him being a suspect; I felt SO BAD!! So for my character during the Additional investigation, He’s sitting with Yann and orders food.

4. My Character with the two men who got injured in Criminal Case the Conspiracy. I love Joe despite him becoming a villain but he was able to try and make up for his actions so he gets a pass. Jones nearly getting killed though gave me a heart attack

5. Back during Nathan’s case when We see Ramirez again; The Interaction that happened with Jones; Ramirez and the Player was just so adorable! Especially when Jones brings up that Ramirez hadn’t changed much and he wasn’t lying neither

6. Case #32 “Things fall Apart”. It broke my heart. Rupert’s death had broken me. His death broke many people so I drew who was hurt by his death the most in my AU; From left to right: Gabriel, Ramirez, Myself, Jones, Amir and Martine.

7. Charles DuPont died and the man who caused his death had to pay; I hated him so much and so did my Ancestor. It was because of this ancestor that my character is an immortal being today and why I don’t like People who are Dictators.

8. The whole case with Christian Bateman’s Death (Get Rekted fucker) had shown so much that happened to him when he got his powers and one of those incidents was when he snaps at Joe Warren telling him that he was fine and to stay out of his way. Joe knew he wasn’t okay and just wanted to help him.

9. Joe having Telekinesis for a Power was very interesting and I thought it fit for him very well so I decided to draw what he would look like when he uses his powers. I like Joe Warren; Way more than the Mayor from the first Game.

And there you have it. I did use Bases on all of these but some of these bases I used belong to Mellonsoup so credit goes out to them and their amazing bases.

[d4rkdi0rrr]

Heyyyy!! Would you do headcannons or a blurb for leo x fem reader who’s a bit taller than him?? we love the short king representation (daughter of Poseidon!!) thank you 🫶

leo valdez x unspecifiedcabin!reader

cw: one swear word, not proofread, idk if there's anything else but lmk if there is!

(im on the shorter side so pls forgive me if i misrepresented taller people 🙏)

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You weren't that much taller than Leo (half a head taller), but you loved taking every chance to tease him about the height difference between you two

Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, you would take his stuff and put it slightly higher on the shelves, just out of his reach, to watch him struggle (cutely) and turn to you with a pout on his face :(

(You'd help him of course, you didn't want him to suffer)

He always stands on his tiptoes when you two take photos together

When he gets teased by the other campers about your height difference and you can see he gets a little sad, you immediately step in and comfort him :(

("Do you think I'm too short for you?" You and Leo were walking along the shore of the lake, hands intertwined. "Drew says I look childish next to you."

You frowned and slowed down your steps. "Leo, you and I both know that Drew is a miserable mean person who doesn't mean half the things that come out of her mouth. Who cares if I'm taller than you?" You softened your tone a little. "Besides, I like the feeling that I can protect you. I feel safe knowing that you're safe."

Leo stopped you in your tracks and hugged you tight, laying his head against your shoulder. "Thank you.")

If you like to wear high heels, he would definitely ask to try them on to seem taller than you

("Babe, for the last time, please don't wear my high heels," you sighed. While you were busy getting dressed up for you and Leo's date, your sweet goofy boyfriend was messing around with your collection of high heels. "We're gonna be late for the movie."

"Awww, please, please, please can I wear these?" He held up your platform heels up to his face and pouted at you. "I think I'd look soooo hot with these on. Also, bonus, I'd be taller than you.")

(You let him have his fun for 5 minutes)

Overall, I feel like he'd love your height difference and would think you look so hot and gorgeous no matter what

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

The Dating Game

Note: surprise. I said I wasn't going to post or even write a fic at all today, but this came to me after a nap and I wrote it within a few hours. soooo... this is just a silly little fic that I hope will entertain you.

Warnings: fluff/lightly suggestive.

pairing: Modern!Sihtric x you (f) (slight hint of reader x Modern!Osferth)

summary: Sihtric and Osferth both wanted to win you over by the end of the night.

wordcount: 3k

Masterlist

You friends Gisela and Eadith couldn't stand the sight of you being miserable anymore. It had been over six months since your last relationship ended, and they felt it was time for you to go out and have fun again. You had been hesitant at first, but soon realised they were right and you agreed to tag along. They made movie reservations and promised there would be cute guys, but you didn't really care about any of that right now, you just wanted a fun night. You only knew Uhtred, as he was Gisela's boyfriend, and you had only heard of the other guys by their names; Finan, Sihtric and Osferth. The plan was to meet up at a pub, play some pool and then go and see the latest horror movie all together. 

You were the last to arrive at the agreed spot, and your friends quickly introduced you to the guys you didn't know yet. Osferth, a cute blond guy, shyly smiled and shook hands with you and you noticed he kept staring at you the whole time after. Finan was dark haired and muscular, he spoke with an Irish accent and gave you a bear hug. He was handsome and friendly, but you could tell he was more interested in Eadith and you couldn't blame him for that. Then there was Sihtric, who had duo-coloured eyes and a haircut that was half shaved off. You weren't sure if you thought he was attractive or incredibly intimidating, but he gave you a tight hug and let his hand linger on your waist when you both pulled back. You felt yourself blush and were happy that Uhtred soon drew everyone's attention when he announced he'd pay for the first round of drinks.

'Did you bring your own wallet?' Gisela asked.

'Of course!' Uhtred smiled, but he later found out that he had in fact not brought his wallet, and Gisela had to pay for it.

The pub was rather quiet and there were several pool tables free to play at. While you enjoyed a drink with Sihtric, Osferth had been trying to gather the courage to ask you to compete against him for the past twenty minutes, but he found it hard to get your attention as Sihtric had never left your side since you were introduced. You didn't mind Sihtric's company, because he turned out to be soft spoken, sweet and funny. Osferth took a step towards you and then back again, and he kept that going for at least five more minutes. Then, when he finally walked up to you and opened his mouth to speak, Sihtric beat him to the question.

'Want to play some pool?' the Dane asked you.

You happily agreed and Sihtric took your hand, walking you to the pool table, much to Osferth's disappointment and he was left with no partner to play with. While Sihtric prepared the table, Osferth saw another chance, and he came up to you as you stood at the side.

'Can I maybe join you guys?' he asked.

Sihtric gave Osferth a hard stare, meaning no, but you felt bad for the shy boy and told him that it was okay. Before the game could begin, you were pulled to the bathroom by your girlfriends to ask you if you were enjoying yourself and if you enjoyed the company.

'I think Sihtric and Osferth like you,' Gisela said as you all checked your hair and make-up in the mirror.

'Really?' you frowned, 'I'm not sure…'

'They totally do,' Eadith grinned, 'Sihtric can't keep his eyes off you, and I haven't seen him smile like that since forever.'

'And Osferth has been gathering all his courage to talk to you,' Gisela chuckled.

While your friends tried to peak your interest in the guys in front of the bathroom mirror, Sihtric walked over to Osferth while holding a cue stick.

'What are you doing?' Sihtric asked and leaned on the stick, towering over Osferth.

'What do you mean?' Osferth asked innocently.

'Dude, you're being a cockblock.'

'What? I'm not-'

'Yes, you are,' Sihtric clicked his tongue, 'why can't you play pool with the others?'

'Because Uhtred gets annoyed when he loses and Finan cheats.'

Sihtric knew Osferth had a valid point, but he still wasn't happy about him joining.

'Fine,' Sihtric eventually said, and he looked at Osferth for a moment, 'do you like her?'

'Who?'

'The new girl,' Sihtric rolled his eyes.

'Oh,' Osferth's cheeks turned bright red, 'I… I don't know, m-maybe, I- I guess- why?'

'Just asking,' Sihtric said, and he cursed under his breath as he walked back to the other side of the table.

And Osferth smiled, because he was very aware of what he was doing, and he wasn't planning on letting Sihtric win this easily.

Not much later you returned with your friends, and while Eadith and Gisela went back to their own pool partners, the game officially began for Sihtric and Osferth. But their goal was not to win pool, it was to win your heart by the end of the night. And poor Osferth didn't know it yet, but he didn't stand a chance. You thought he was cute, but he wasn't your type, and you just wanted to include him because he was adorable and you wanted everyone to have a fun night. Sihtric was pretty decent at pool, while you and Osferth sucked at it. Sihtric saw the opportunity to teach you some tricks, and so he gladly did while Osferth couldn't do anything other than watch how the Dane got close to you. It was a classic trick in the flirting book; Sihtric stood behind you and helped you to take on a better position, and then he showed you how to hold the cue stick properly while your hands and bodies touched. Osferth gritted his teeth as he watched the scene unfold and he crossed his arms, annoyed. While Sihtric helped you out, he looked up at Osferth and grinned proudly. When it was Osferth's turn again, Sihtric walked past him and slapped his shoulder, hard, 'One-nil,' he said and winked.

You were oblivious to their rivalry, but then you really only had eyes for Sihtric anyway. After a few rounds of playing pool you went to get yourself a drink at the bar. Sihtric was quick to follow you, after he had shoved Osferth back who wanted to attempt that same thing, and he snuck up behind you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and lifted you up, making you squeal lightly in his arms while Osferth could only stand back and watch, again. You giggled when Sihtric put you back down on your feet, and he kept one arm around you as he stood next to you. He leaned on the bar and looked at you, completely smitten, and you knew you had the exact same look on your face. You had never met a guy as breathtaking as him before and you were going to take your chances with him, even if maybe he was only looking for a fling; you were single and looking for a good time.

Sihtric bought you a drink and you both walked back to the pool tables, but you stopped just before the short stairs that led down to the table's floor, and you both decided to have your drinks at a high table that looked out over your friends and the games they played. At first you and Sihtric stood on opposite sides of the table as you had some small talk, but he smoothly moved closer and circled his arm around your waist again after a little while. He pulled you in and it felt almost natural to place one hand on his waist while you nervously played with the straw in your drink that was on the table with your free hand.

'Hey,' Sihtric said and leaned in closer, his warm voice made you melt instantly, 'you okay?'

'Yeah,' you mumbled and smiled shyly.

'Yeah?' he murmured and pulled you flush against him, 'you okay with me?'

'Mhm,' you hummed with reddened cheeks.

Your hand snuck around his waist and under his zipped hoodie, while Sihtric swayed you lightly and he chuckled.

'Yeah?' he asked again, 'you don't mind me? Don't mind this?' he asked, his lips grazing your temple as he spoke.

'I don't mind it,' you smiled, clearly even more shy.

You tried to look away from Sihtric, but he followed you with his eyes and he smiled.

'Oh, don't be shy with me,' he purred and bit down on his lip, then circled his other arm around you as well and almost leaned his forehead against yours.

'Yeah, well,' you mumbled and laughed softly while butterflies rushed through your stomach.

You felt safe and comfortable in his strong arms, and he smelled nice too. Sihtric was more affectionate than anyone you'd ever been with before, but you enjoyed his harmless clingy nature.

He trailed his hands slowly up and down your sides, his mismatched eyes still fixated on you while you looked up at him. The tension grew, and you both slowly leaned in closer until you almost kissed. But just before your lips touched you were both pulled out of your little love bubble when Osferth suddenly cleared his throat next to you. Sihtric looked at his friend, annoyed, and Osferth smiled sheepishly.

'If you guys could finish your drinks,' Osferth said, 'then we can go to the movie theatre.'

'Oh,' you said, a little disappointed by the buzz kill, 'eh, yeah, sure.'

Sihtric only glared at Osferth without saying a word, and you both finished your drinks soon after. Sihtric took out his phone after he had put on his jacket and he suddenly felt nervous when he wanted to ask for your number. He noticed you looked over at him while you grabbed your own coat, and he pretended to be very busy on his phone as he tried to calm his heartbeat. You couldn't help but smile, and your friends hadn't been blind to the chemistry between you and the pretty Danish boy.

'Do you like him?' Gisela asked.

'You don't mind him being all over you?' Eadith asked, 'because that's just how he is.'

'If he's too much you can just tell him,' Gisela added.

'Girls, calm down,' you rolled your eyes, 'everything is fine.'

'More than fine it seems,' Eadith grinned and nudged your elbow.

'Stop it,' you hissed, but your smile betrayed your feelings to your friends.

'He's sweet, just not the brightest,' Eadith then snorted.

'What?' you laughed, 'what do you mean?'

'Well,' Eadith began, but she was hushed by your other friend.

Gisela saw Sihtric walk over and she quickly pulled Eadith with her, away from you, but staying close enough to eavesdrop.

'So,' Sihtric began and cleared his throat, 'eh, would you… I mean, is it okay if like… I… can I have your number?'

You smiled and told him it was okay, and he began to search for his phone. You waited for him to get his phone and watched him search his pockets, but then you noticed he held his phone in his hand already.

'Hold on,' Sihtric chuckled, 'I misplaced my phone,' he mumbled as he searched the inside pockets of his jacket.

'Eh,' you laughed, 'I… think you're holding it?'

'What?'

'You're holding it.'

'Where?' Sihtric frowned, then looked down at his hand, 'oh,' he said, then laughed and shook his head, 'sorry.'

So he was not the brightest indeed, but he was still cute. You gave him your number and your friends gave you a proud smile when you looked at them as you all headed out of the pub. Osferth sulked behind you and Sihtric, and he sighed when he saw the Dane smoothly intertwine his fingers with yours as you crossed the street, and he looked back over his shoulder to mouth 'Two-nil,' to Osferth. You looked up at Sihtric and smiled, after which he let go of your hand and wrapped his arm around your shoulders. You strolled through the city, to the movie theatre, while you and Sihtric continued to chat and got to know a little more about each other.

'Are you excited for the movie?' Sihtric asked as you approached the theatre.

'Not really,' you confessed, to which he laughed.

'You don't like horror?'

'I'm okay with it, just not on the big screen.'

'Scared easily?'

'Yep,' you chuckled.

'Well,' Sihtric shrugged, 'I heard they reserved tickets for the lounge chairs.'

'Lounge chairs?'

'Yeah, you know, I think they're actually called loveseats. It's basically a small couch. So,' he smiled, 'if you get scared you can always hide in my arms,' he winked.

'I might just do that,' you smiled shyly again, and Sihtric was being a gentleman by holding the entrance door open for you.

Osferth was still behind you, and Sihtric was fast to let go of the door so it almost hit Osferth in the face. And Sihtric looked back over his shoulder as he held your hand again, and he mouthed 'Three-nil,' to Osferth with a grin, who huffed in reply.

Osferth finally saw his chance with you. Sihtric and Uhtred were talking while you and the girls got into a conversation too, and you all walked up to your seats. Gisela was going to sit with Uhtred, everyone knew that, and Eadith sat down next to Finan. As Uhtred excused himself to move past you and the others, to Gisela, you sat down on an empty loveseat and Osferth was quick to sit next to you while you tucked your coat under the seat.

'Oh,' you said, softly, surprised to see that it was not Sihtric who had sat down next to you.

You looked up at Sihtric, who had his jaw clenched and glared at Osferth, Osferth was smirking next to you and held up one finger to him, 'Three-one,' he mouthed. You and Sihtric exchanged eye contact and you shrugged lightly, not knowing how to politely ask Osferth to move without making him feel bad. Sihtric sighed and moved past you, to the last empty seat and he sat down. He looked at Osferth again, who sat on his side, and if looks could kill then Osferth would've been smited right there. You awkwardly sat next to Osferth and you texted Sihtric.

You: sorry, he just sat down :( 

You looked at Sihtric as he read your text, then he looked up at you and shrugged with a smile.

Sihtric: not your fault darling, it's okay…

You: but what if the movie is scary????

Sihtric: oh, I heard it's very scary ;)

Sihtric: I'm afraid you'll have to cuddle up with Osferth

Sihtric watched you read his message, and laughed when he saw you make a face. You grimaced and looked at Sihtric, who laughed and shrugged again. You tried to come up with a way to make Osferth swap seats with Sihtric, but Osferth was only interested in making conversation with you.

'So,' Osferth said, 'do you like horror movies?'

'Not really,' you said.

'Oh, me neither,' Osferth smiled, 'I get scared easily.'

'Oh,' you chuckled awkwardly and swallowed hard.

You looked over at Sihtric, who was laughing as he pulled the neck of his zipped hoodie half over his face to cover up his amusement. He then looked at you and cocked his head, gesturing you to come over and sit with him. You contemplated your options, and then had an idea to make it less painful for Osferth. You scrolled through social media, and when you saw a random meme you held your phone up towards Sihtric.

'Have you seen this one already?' you asked.

Sihtric leaned in and squinted his eyes, knowing what you were trying to do, and he fought a smile.

'I can't see what it says from here,' he said.

'Oh, hold on,' you said and got up, 'I just gotta show him this one photo,' you told Osferth, who said it was okay and didn't think much of it.

But then he saw you sit down next to Sihtric, who immediately wrapped his arm around you and pulled you against his side as he looked at your phone.

'Smooth,' Sihtric chuckled in your ear.

And while you locked your phone and cuddled up even closer, Sihtric looked over to Osferth, who looked bamboozled and slightly annoyed.

'Four-one,' Sihtric mouthed.

Osferth sighed, annoyed once again, and he mouthed, 'Fuck y-', but then the lights went out as the movie was about to start, and he watched the entire movie with a straight face and his arms crossed.

You and Sihtric got cosy, and it didn't take long before the suspense of the movie became too much, and you buried your face in his chest. Sihtric smiled and wrapped both arms around you. Your friends were all captivated by the movie as it went on, except for Osferth, but he refused to watch you and Sihtric all cuddled up. Sihtric lightly stroked your side with his thumb, and when you looked away from the big screen again as the movie showed too much gore for your liking, he smoothly lifted your chin with his fingers and softly nuzzled your nose. You both smiled while the blood splashed on screen, and then he cupped your cheek. Sihtric pecked your lips lightly at first, carefully seeking out how far you wanted to take it, but his light pecks slowly turned into firmer kisses, and you soon french kissed until you both ran out of breath. 

Your friends had all been oblivious to the fact that you and Sihtric were busy sticking your tongues down each other's throats and feeling each other up through your clothes, and he settled his hands on your buttocks after you had pulled your legs up to the couch.

'Cheeky lady,' Sihtric whispered, smiling, when you teasingly rubbed your hand over his bulge and he squeezed your ass, 'maybe we should finish this back at my place?' he said, 'or yours?'

'You want to wait that long?' you teased.

'Well, no,' he chuckled, 'what do you have in mind then?'

'The toilets are quite big here,' you whispered in his ear, and you looked at him to see him bite down a sly smile.

'Lead the way,' he winked.

You held Sihtric's hand as you got up and walked past Osferth, quietly leaving the theatre room to have some fun together in a locked toilet stall, and Osferth gave up when he realised why you two were sneaking out of the movie. He huffed and rolled his eyes at Sihtric, who smiled and mouthed, 'Game over.'

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[devotion-disorder]

Hi!! I don't know if anyone has asked this before, but-- How did you go about posting your yan OCs for the first time? I absolutely LOVE yours and would love to share mine like how you post about yours, but It's soooo nerve wracking to start it... Lol, sorry if this is weird! ^^;;;;; Do you have any advice or anything?

Hihi!!!! I understand it is kind of nervewracking like oohhhh these are my silly Original Blorbos if any of you guys care. but the world could always use more yanderes!!!!!! so we do in fact care !!!!!!!!!!1

I will say that a while ago my blog was mainly DoL-centric with the exception of the occasional yan post reblog- but i honestly wish I branched out into that more early on, for some reason i was really fixated on keeping my blog centered around one thing only. At some point I just realised that. it's my blog. i should just do whatever I want lmao. and I think that's a good mindset to have tbh - its your house your rules babey

I don't know if there's anything in particular with how I did it that's remarkable in any sense, but I suppose I just tried to make sure i was presenting my oc's in a way that leaves a strong impression and is easy to digest: so a list of facts about them, some are just basic info, some are lore-motivated and some are just things i think would be funny LOL. and yanderes at their best are when they are being their most creepy irredeemable selves so I drew something extra for that too (in fact it was kind of a last-minute addition lol). but anywho i was just hoping to establish a strong impression of their characters ig.

but yes! the only real advice I stand behind is to do whatever you wanna do and have fun with it. that is easier said than done, but I think that my enjoyment of drawing and posting has really took off ever since i just stopped caring what others might think. Good luck to you and your oc's, im sure many people will be very excited about more yanderes in this world!!!!!!!!!

[psychiatry-and-poetry]

Drunken Ecstasy

Part 1 | AO3 | ACOTAR Masterpost | Masterpost of masterposts |

Summary: A night out at the club causes Gwyn and Az to make some drunken decisions (aka Azriel gets possessive when he sees drunk Gwyn at Rita's). Mostly just fluff and our favourite couple flirting <3

Word Count: 887

Rita’s had begun to become Gwyn’s favourite place. The loud noises and copious amounts of people had once been things the female had dreaded, but now found comfort in the people dancing and bright faelights burning throughout the establishment. 

Gwyn didn’t notice any of her surroundings, though. She was far too occupied downing what she thought was her fourth...or sixth shot glass. She’d lost count a while ago, and to be honest, she really didn’t care right now. It wasn’t often Gwyn managed to muster up the courage to drink, let alone so much. Instead of worrying and fretting about things constantly, as she tended to do, she had let herself loose tonight. 

Noticing that her friends were nowhere to be seen, she took it that they’d made their way to the dance floor. Slamming her glass down onto the countertop and sighing, she got up, and her vision swam immediately. Ignoring the headache now starting to build, she staggered over towards the last booth, designated for the High Lord and his family, where she knew at least one person was to be sober.

She was expecting literally anyone to be in that booth. Quite literally anyone but Azriel, that was. As she locked eyes with him, she immediately felt heat pooling between her legs. 

“Azriel,” she giggled, leaning over the bench. “You’re soooo tall.”

He hummed, the barest hints of a frown beginning to show on his face. Simply standing up from where he lounged, he looked down at her. “How much have you had to drink?” Her brow furrowed in confusion. Why did that matter?

“How much have you had to drink, sweetheart?” he asked her again, tilting her chin upwards to look him in the eyes with a scarred finger.

“I don’t know,” she replied, her words slurring. “Two glasses of wine and a shot of whiskey, maybe?” Azriel’s eyes narrowed, as if sensing the lie.

“I think it’s time we get you home.”

“But why? I’m having such a great time with Emerie and Nesta.” Drinking made her a terrible liar, as she’d found out that first night she’d come here with her sister-in-arms. 

Ignoring her statement completely, Azriel asked, “What’s your last name?” 

“I don’t know,” she replied, still quite giddy. “Whatever yours is.” Normally, Azriel would have laughed, but he’d seen how some males had been eyeing Gwyn like she was a piece of meat ready to be devoured. It made his blood boil, and had taken enormous amounts of self-restraint to not slit their throats. 

He knew Gwyn didn’t need protecting; she was a warrior in her own right who could rip Rita’s down any minute she wanted. Any minute she was sober, at least. Even then, he hadn’t been able to truly relax this evening, seeing as Gwyn wasn’t in his direct line of sight. He’d sent his shadows after her, but somehow that wasn’t enough. 

“We’re leaving,” he said, this time with no room for objection. “Now.”

“Azriel,” she whined, placing a hand on his chest as he made to move away. “I want to stay. Please?” She drew the last word out and looked up at him with wide eyes. He huffed in annoyance, and said to her, “You know those little tricks don’t work on me, sweetheart. You’re going to have to come up with a more creative way of persuading me.” He picked her up easily, carrying her bridal style, and made his way out of the throng of bodies that were undulating in time to the music, the scent of sweat and sweet perfume heavy in the air. 

Once they were outside the club, he set her down again and allowed her to regain her balance. Alcohol made anyone dizzy and disoriented, especially faerie wine. 

Rather than orient herself, though, she took a shaky step towards him and placed a light hand on his chest. “Come to my place tonight?”

Azriel nearly fell to his knees right then and there. The sight of Gwyn looking up at him with those doe eyes, that sinful dress hugging her body and her hair done up so beautifully…he was going to go mad. Completely and utterly mad. 

With barely restrained desire, he at least managed to choke out, “You’re drunk, Gwyn. I don’t want you doing anything you’ll regret tomorrow.”

She frowned, (quite adorably, too, he thought to himself,) and said, “Being with you isn’t something I’ll ever regret.” Azriel thought his heart might have shattered then. It was equal parts soothing as it was agonizing to hear Gwyn saying those words. He might have believed her had she been sober, but right now? Gwyn was in no state to make sense to anybody. She needed to sleep off the wine, preferably as soon as possible, and hopefully her hangover wouldn’t be too bad the next morning. 

As Azriel made to step away, she placed a light arm on his bicep. Not possessive, but light enough for him to decide if he wanted to stay or leave. 

“Come on,” he muttered. “I’ll drop you off at your apartment, but no further than the door.” Gwyn however, seemed to be satisfied with that, and gave him a drunken nod as Azriel picked her up and flew them through the night sky, the stars shining bright above them.

A/N: I made this a fluffy ending so if someone doesn’t want to read smut they can stop here.

Part 2

Line dividers credit goes to @enchanthings

[dayseedrawz2]

Erm soooo I had this fic idea for a while now (since episode 3 to be specific) but I wasn't sure if it was gonna be in R-M or just to do it for funnies, BUUUUT Valintines is a bit closer than I anticipated it to be so why not start writing it now?? If all goes to plan, this should be out by then!!

I made a showtime fic last year for Valintines, too, but please, for the love of all that is pure, do not read it-

This is Caine gushing about his star performer (soon to be wife) for an indefinite amount of time

Also abstragedy :>

Enjoy the food, folks!!!

Couple's Therapy - a TADC (pre R-M au) fic!!

Caine just didn't understand. For the past several days, he'd been met with these uncontrollable glitches. There was that conversation with Zooble, then during the Spudsy's performance reviews, and it just kept going south from there.

He attempted to hide this from the others to the best of his abilities. The last thing he wanted was to worry all of his friends. Especially his closest-

♧Hello... Caine? Are you in there?♧

His thoughts were interrupted by a bright red glove waving in front of his eyes. He turned to his side to see a familiar jester, looking concerned, but still forcing a smile.

☆W-why, of course, my dear friend!! Why do you ask?☆

♧We, uh... we already fixed that wall. You've been staring blankly at it for the past... five minutes? Give or take?♧

Pomni pointed towards the wall. The ringmaster broke eye contact for only a split second to glance at the wall, then back at her.

☆Well, I- ...waaaas just doing a thorough examination of the area!! If we miss so much as one teensy flaw that WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD-☆

The ringmaster paused mid sentence.

☆...I mean... I just want things to be perfect for everyone!! Especially you!☆

♧Uhh... thanks. I... just want to make sure you're okay. I... care... about... you. Yaknow... that's how the whole friend thing works, right??♧

She forced a giggle, pushing herself away from Caine, fidgeting with the button on her outfit with every word.

God, she was bad at this... Hopefully, he'd buy it.

♧Weeeell then I'll see you tomorrow, I guess? Night, Caine.♧

The Jester fled to her room. Caine had barley managed to get a word out at the end of that conversation.

☆O-oh... Goodnight Pomni!☆

As the ringmaster started toward his office, he couldn't help but realize...

Since when did he overheat this much??

He put a glove to the side of his bottom Jaw. That conversation with Pomni made him burning to the touch... was this another glitch?? It didn't seem like any usual one... Whatever it was, he needed to figure it out. Luckily, he knew just who to confront about this...

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Ever since their first therapy session, Caine and Zooble had come to a mutual agreement. Routine therapy sessions in exchange for skipping (most) adventures. Being the only human to have seen Caine at his most vulnerable, they also agreed to keep his glitching problem a secret.

Or so he thought.

Meanwhile, in Zooble's room, them and Gangle sat and drew together. Gangle enjoyed having someone to hang out with in her pastime. Zooble enjoyed her company as well. Unfortunately for them, this peace didn’t last to long until a familiar toothy fellow invaded their space.

☆ZOOBLE!! Boy, am I glad to see you!! I was wondering, if you weren't busy, we could... haaaave a completelynormalconversationnotrelatedtomentalhealthorwellbeing?☆

Upon seeing they weren't alone, he reworded his sentence.

◇...Another therapy session? Uh... sure.◇

Gangle looked up from the art she was drawing.

~Would it be alright if I come to? I promise I won't be a bother...~

The ringmaster's tone of voice became stern (with a tinge of embarrassment)

☆Wh- I- ZOOBLE!? I thought I told you no one else was supposed to know about-☆

◇Relax, We promised to keep this between us, right?◇

She hummed and nodded.

~Mhm! Besides, I uh... already knew...~

Caine Stood confused for a moment.

◇After the Spudsy's performance reviews..? Ring a bell?◇

It certainly did. The ringmaster let out a sigh.

Well, Gangle does seem to handle important matters very well, and she and Zooble were rather close, so...

☆...I suppose that's fine. Besides, I think having extra help this session may be beneficial.☆

~How so?~

☆Well, why are we just sitting around here?? We need a better setting for this!!☆

He snapped his fingers, forming the area around them into the therapy room. It was exactly the same, exept for an added bean bag chair.

Gangle immediately eyed a small note pad on a shelf between her and Zooble. Upon further inspection, there was a little doodle of a bee. She looked up at Zooble, who shrugged back.

☆So, here's the deal-io...☆

The ringmaster clasped his hands together.

☆As you already know, I've been more prone to these... odd glitches recently. Well, now, I've been overheating more often, which is... new, to say the least.☆

◇...and... when's the last time that happened??◇

Zooble went along with it, despite how obvious it was that they were so done with it.

☆While working with Pomni this evening.☆

Gangle chimed in

~Oh yeah, the bug patching? How's that been going?~

☆Oh, Pomni? She's been a thrill to work with! Really great at what she does! And...☆

The ringmaster leaned his "head" on one arm. He soon slowed to a stop, feeling a familiar warmth as his hand touched his bottom jaw.

☆...might be the cause for these glitches...☆

Both the porcelain mask and amalgamation of plastic had unreadable expressions. Buy they were likely thinking the same thing.

How the &#@% are we gonna explain this to this idiot-

Eventually, Gangle spoke first.

~Well, uh... actually, for humans, that can be kinda... normal.~

☆Normal, you say?☆

Caine sat on his knees, interest peaked, listening intently.

~Yeah..? That can happen if- uh... for example, Zooble and I-~

The three were interrupted by a certain someone gnawing at a nearby wall.

☆B-BUBBLE!! WE JUST FIXED THAT ONE!!☆

The ringmaster quickly got up to remove Bubble from the area.

☆Uhm- it seems like our little meeting will have to be cut short!! Goodnight!☆

And with a snap, they were both gone. Leaving the pair in silence.

◇...so he's like... screwed, right?◇

~Yeah, definitely.~

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The ringmaster appeared in his office. He spun around in his chair, using the desk to stop himself.

He remembered Pomni's words. Despite his efforts, it was impossible not to think about them.

To busy himself, he took the messed-up pile of papers on the desk and shuffled them. They were mostly drawings of adventure concepts.

Oh, and bees. Lots of them.

At the bottom of the pile was a paper that caught his eye. It's was a document. A contract of sorts? With his name at the bottom.

Though he had no idea why, it taunted him...

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HOLY CRAP I PROCRASTINATED ON THE LAST FEW BITS-

I had this scheduled for the 14th and I'm barley writing this at 11pm the night before-

Welp, here we are.

Yall know the drill, check out the AU!!! @askthe-r-m-au

Happy V-day chat :]

[emerxshiu]

FORGOTTEN LAND'S SECOND ANNIVERSARY :3

I AM SOOOO BACK

I started this drawing yesterday around afternoon and finished it just a few minutes earlier.

I went with a messier type of drawing instead of more clean like the elfilin one from yesterday, i find it fun doing it like this, mostly cause i dont have to worry about making it perfectly so i dont get as frustrated as normal. Id place this one as my second best digital drawing. im pretty sure i havent posted what i consider my best digital drawing here, tho i do have it in instagram, i might post it here one day, tho these two are way too tied up, i love how this came out, its not exactly like how i imagined it but its really close to it, and also itd say that since i dont tend to play around lighting that much, this was such a joy to draw and i cant help but stare at it a lot, at least until i start hating it because i made quite a lot of errors. i also changed my elfilis gijinka just a tad bit from last time, but its not that big of a difference, mostly.

ofc i had to draw elfilis for forgotten land's anniversary, i tend to deny it in my head but yeah they're my fave of the kirby characters even tho i hate them a bit. I wanted to draw some more doodles, like, elfilis eating cake, kirby car, a bunch of other stuff (not elfilin cuz i already drew him yesterday) but when i tried i couldnt draw anything more, guess this drawing burned me out a lot, huh?

you can definitly tell i spent all the efforts on him cuz if you look a bit closer to the bottom part you'll see its almost barely detailed, but i mean, they're the focus so make sense i guess for me not add that much detail there. um also, maybe because i dunno i had OVER 130 LAYERS jeez no wonder firealpaca was slowing down so much, i need to manage my layers better next time, tho i did do something i keep forgetting, wich is naming them (most of them at least) that was a real life saver

Also, antares (fecto elfilis' spear/cadaceus), as always, was a pain to draw, but this time its probably been draw the most accurate out of every other drawing ive made with it in it, i didnt notice it was like, a little curved when it reached the blade

some close ups since his face is a bit hard to see

silly :3

fun fact! actually, this is technically a redraw, somewhere around between february and march i started a fecto elfilis drawing for the first anniversary, but i couldnt finish it in time, and i never finished it

thats...quite the improvement! (i remember being so proud of it)

also his wings are like that cuz i did not want to draw the pattern, its way too hard, i literally copy pasted it, wait, i was talking about the 2024 version but i looked at the 2023 one and i just noticed it also has the pattern copy pasted, i guess some stuff never changes since i still abuse the ctrl+c ctrl+v to this day

Also i ended up making a huge error there, i was planing to add the phantom spears from orbital pulsar (the attack he does first when you battle them at lab discovera) but theres an innacuracy, when they do the attack, they always close their eyes, i had actually sketched him (well i mean both these drawings are basically the first sketch (2023) or second sketch(2024) with some color, shadows and lighting. i didnt do lineart in the 2024 one cuz i wanted to be a bit like the og i made (too bad i sketched that one with black since the og was sketched with white due to me drawing the bg first)) with his eyes closed but them decided to make them open for a reason i cant remember, maybe i thought itd look nicer? idk

ive had the idea of redrawing this for quite some month now so it was kinda already planned

background cuz i think it came out really pretty

doesnt have the little stars since without elfilis and the structures it looks fucked up. the actual sky in game is more blue, but the clouds have some orange, in the 2023 ver. i made the sky orange, and in the 2024 ver i wanted it more accurate, but i didnt wanna loose the orange sky, so i did a gradient. pretty...

also here's a screenshot i took when i was like halfway trough it, its barely noticeable but i changed his mouth in the final drawing

I really love katfl, like a buncha whole lot, its basically almost my first mainline kirby game. 100% the demo, finished the game in almost one day, i literally play it monthly, like, every month i put the card in my switch, start it up, get morpho sword, and go shred elfilis in lab discovera. i would probably not even be here on tumblr and the kirby fandom if it werent for it. and i love it so much i genuinly cannot express how much i like it and treasure it with words or anything

Thank you for reading my unnecesarily long rambles lol

I hope i'll post tomorrow and dont forget like usual

Jambuhbye!

[thesquirrelqueer]

& Juliet 3/20/25 Notes (Reesespeare Debut)

- reese!shakespeare, dan!lord cap, last minute change to nicki!gregory

- daniel didn't have his corset during SMTM

- every line delivery of reese’s was so different from anything i'd ever heard before and i loved all of it

- reese was doing like slightly modified versions of a lot of the LTL player choreo in a way where it was like he was fighting against the muscle memory of being sly which honestly was kind of cool to watch

- reese’s reaction to the juliet and frankie kiss was a silent “I can work with this”

- reese shakespeare is a wife guy

- reese was giving “I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” during IWITW

- reese doing the “that way” with the quill and script page how austin did it

- reese high fiving liam as he ran off after the second chorus of IML

- reese grabbing liam’s shoulders on “you’re back from the dead”

- reese controlling the players with the quill a lot more like how austin used to

- reese’s shakespeare is  “fourth wall what fourth wall” to an extreme, he loves interacting with the audience

- reese pointing at a specific audience member in the front row on “looking at the crowd”

- reese is very much a “fuck around and find out” shakespeare

- reese doing drew’s “everybody loves a wedding” ring bit

- reese’s singing voice specifically does remind me a lot of austin’s

- reese was very obviously having soooo much fun with everything

- reese checking his nails on “you do know i have a background in acting”

- daah moonwalking off stage after joomin and jhailyn after blow

- maya doing a 🤘 sign on “dope” and nathan doing it back on “big public performances”

- reese was very endeared by anne’s “maybe a scene with juliet and francois get it on” it was cute

- reese doing a baby voice after anne’s line of “and then you jump in and start rewriting everything” and on his line of “i know”

- reese booping alison on the nose with the quill but not before waving it around her face tauntingly a bunch

- reese’s line delivery of “okay” after “he writes hundreds of sonnets that are definitely about being in love with a young man” was giving “hell yeah i do”

- reese taking a huge dramatic breath after “the audience waits with bated breath”

- liam stomping angrily on “do not say banished”

- khailah almost not getting the gold feather on maya’s roar costume in time because she had to redo it cause it didnt go on correctly the first time

- reese’s “i thought it might be fun for you two to spend some time together” was a realization that maybe he fucked up by having may be the fifth person

- “and e’rybody loves da boi band”

- very whiny “i am completely lame” from liam

- “I love you… with so much of my heart that none is left to protest” :)

[chthonicgodling]

(April’s)Huevember - Part Ten - the end! Colors 28-30!

wheel here :)

featuring Røkia!!

And that’s a wrap! Teeheeehee drawing this at the veeery beginning of the month knowing he’d be born and ✨postable✨by the time the 30th rolled around!! YAY THE PAYOFF IS WORTH IT!

TaKi Fuego-baby Røkia has been enjoying his first few weeks of life by basking in the arms of all three of his parents and, in current canon, making his way through gently meeting all his siblings on both sides which has been very cute 🥺🥺 this drawing I thiiiiiink takes place as he’s a little bit older - right now he’s very hippo-potato shaped - give him a few months to rapidly grow and here we’ll have him!

****drawing him is SOOOO hard for me so bear with the design consistency that will SURELY fluctuate wildly lmfaoo*****

well! Does Røkia binky like bunnies do??? Idk but this pose after I drew it made me think of this meme specifically fgkdkfkf

I’m so glad I got my Huevember completed and out sooo last minute and I’m gonna try to make an entirely new wheel for next year, fingers crossed. In other news I’ve been barely drawing this week but I have a few things to post and production will hopefully begin soon on another short comic pile!!! And then… who knows!!🙏wish me luck!!!

Røkia is my babie babie boy and all the Huevembers from this month/year can be found here! Yayayayayya