#i have no explanation for this

[softleesam]

in the mood to be tickled to pieces and also babied a lot little

[minty-didoodle]

No context, just Javert playing sailor moon with Cosette

[xiranjayzhao]

Iron Widow College AU

Zetian: Poli-sci major, gender studies minor. Goth. Worked at Arby's as a teenager but now findoms as a side hustle. Coordinator in the campus' Women's Centre and fighting a war with a rogue TERF faction trying to ban trans people from accessing it.

Yizhi: Chemistry major, pre-med. In a shady elite frat. Shockingly, not one of Zetian's paypigs. Known Zetian since highschool but they didn't go to the same one. They just met in the Arby's parking lot when she was taking a smoke break during the short time she picked up smoking (she has since quit).

Shimin: Literature and philosophy double major, 4.33 GPA. Becomes Yizhi's sugar baby when even working two jobs can't keep him afloat but doesn't realize he's a sugar baby because he thinks it's totally normal to get paid thousands of dollars to tutor Yizhi for like 20 minutes per week.

Wan'er: History major. Friends with more profs than fellow students. Completely different demeanour online vs offline. You'd never guess she's a Reddit moderator (of r/ShitLiberalsSay).

Taiping: Economics major, in a shady elite sorority. Goes clubbing every night and barely shows up to class yet still manages to ace her exams.

Qin Zheng: Poli-sci major. Shows up to class in a leather jacket and Che Guevera shirt. Regularly embarrasses Zetian when they have to do projects together. Is the guy with the megaphone at every protest. Has a definitive list of best places to hook up on campus.

Qieluo: Never went to college as a student but got a job in administration anyway. Tired of dealing with Qin Zheng's shenanigans.

Helan: Legacy admission nepo baby. In Yizhi's chemistry class. Will join protests but draws the line at property damage/occupation. Got roasted on r/ShitLiberalsSay.

[jjkeremika]

your AoT boyfriend lets his best friend eat you out

your AoT boyfriend tells his best friend about how damn good you taste. but what happens when he promises him a taste of you...

afab reader

Boyfriend/Best friend: Reiner/Porco, Eren/Armin, Jean/Connie, Levi/Erwin

nsfw/mdni

inspired by this ask i had received a while ago...

You had your legs propped up on the bed, squirming slightly at the view of your boyfriend and his best friend crouching between your legs, both salivating at your still-panty covered body…

Reiner/Porco

Porco knelt before you, his wide eyes and dilated pupils focused intently between your legs. He was drooling slightly, the saliva pooling in the corner of his lips that he licked so incessantly because he just couldn't believe how undeniably hot you are and that you were dating Reiner of all people.

You flicked your gaze to your boyfriend, who stood with his arms crossed and a bite-ridden bottom lip, his gaze mirroring Porco's and fixed on your pussy, which was throbbing over the attention of two very attractive men. Reiner towered over Porco, his muscles flexing with every inch Porco moved closer to you, and you considered countless other possibilities of the three of you intimately together. Perhaps this would just be the beginning.

Porco glanced up to you, smiled weakly as his eyes kept flicking back to your dampening panties. "Can I touch you now?" he asked, more-so out of politeness than genuine concern. You nodded, and Reiner grunted, looked away as Porco's hands caressed your inner thighs and his warm hands reached for the delicate line of your panties.

You noticed Reiner's pupils dilate as Porco removed the fabric obstructing the view, and smiled wide at the hitched breath he took before lowering his lips to your clit. You tilted your head back, exposed the vast expanse of your throat to the room as the man licked away, the ache in your pelvis growing greater with each motion and the temperature of your body increasing under the intense observation of Reiner standing over you.

The breath was catching in your throat, your fist tangling into the sheets and you snuck a quick glance to Reiner, only to see him reaching for his erection, palming himself off at the sight of his best friend pleasing you. He was into it, fully into watching the two of you and hearing your blissful moans throughout the room, even if he wasn't the sole cause. But his intense observation was sending shivers down your spine in tandem with Porco's lips on your clit, and now you were really considering the horny opportunities blossoming between you three.

(Eren/Armin)

"You said you were okay with this, right?" Armin asked lightly, crouched between your open thighs, his crystal blue eyes sparkling with excitement. So kind of him to ask. “Eren didn't assume anything... right?"

Eren rolled his eyes at Armin's implication and held your hand tighter, protectively, more defensively. "Yes, asshole," he grumbled. Armin's eyes flicked to Eren briefly before refocusing on the liquid clinging to your labia, licking his thin lips. “Now hurry up before I change my mind.”

You chuckled, a sound that admittedly soothed both their nerves, and squeezed Eren’s hand tighter. "Yeah, Armin, I'm okay with this," you breathed out coyly, squirming slightly on your legs but smiled wider when you noticed that Armin's stare followed your clit with every movement.

So Armin's tongue and fingers reached out simultaneously, settled on your body like it was home and evoked a breathless gasp at the light yet powerful touch against your clit. Armin quickly adjusted his motion with each encouraging noise slipping from your lips, with each muscle contraction in your legs that inspired him to finger-fuck you faster, harder. He was a bright student, and he learned your body's quirks quickly enough to spark moans and gasps with every touch.

Eren's grip on your hand tightened with each pleasureful noise you released, so tight you couldn't break free from his grasp. But you honestly couldn't focus on that right now, with your mind centered solely on the feeling between your legs, one that should've felt so foreign but honestly felt so good you almost forgot it wasn't your boyfriend at all.

Your thighs were squeezing tight together, collapsing in on Armin's head at the rising pleasure. You could feel Armin's smile against your sensitive skin, could feel Eren's tight grip verging on breaking your hand, when the man suddenly ripped his hand from yours, wrapped it in Armin's hair and ripped him away from you too.

(Jean/Connie)

“Daaamn, babe. Lowkey, you need to kill Jean because he was wayyy understating how sexy you are,” Connie says as he tucks between your legs, biting his bottom lip and glancing briefly to Jean before immediately relocating his gaze to your thighs. Jean's looks could kill right now, the intensity bore a resolution similar to that of strong determination.

"Just start, moron. Put that big mouth to good use." Jean wasn't entirely thrilled with the prospect, but your excitement about the idea won him over. So, he was determined to allow you to experience this with actual pleasure. But he worried about Connie's ability to please you--to thoroughly, genuinely please you.

So when Connie stuck his head between your thighs and you weren't instantly moaning, Jean's hand was immediately caressing your inner thigh the way he knew you liked it, his other hand coming to your hip and pressing circles into the dip in your hips too. In between directing Connie on the best movements and spots to touch you, on where inside he should angle his fingers and when he should lick your clit, Jean whispered praises to you, various good girl's and that's it baby's that entered through your ears and fed straight to your groin.

You were gasping for air as the feeling of four hands caressed your sensitive skin, as Connie licked and fingered you and Jean caressed your body and tits. You were gasping, but Jean knew you could be screaming, so he advised Connie to tilt his hand a little more, thrust in a little faster, press a little harder, as his own hands made their way to your nipples and his mouth pressed to your neck.

(Levi/Erwin)

One of Levi’s hands firmly held onto yours as the Erwin's hand swiped the panties to the side, a light shiver from the cold exposure and their intense gaze running up your spine.

Erwin looked at you and smiled, warmly and inviting, and you couldn't help but wonder what else his mouth was capable of doing when Levi's hand gently rubbed against your upper thigh. You indulged in the view, the two of them standing there, Erwin towering over both you and Levi, both men staring wantonly at the warming and dampening muscle...

Your mind wandered to what else you could do together, what other positions you could make use of and how they would have to position you to accommodate their height difference. How fun that could be for you, to be stretched and flexed and rotated and used.

“Still okay?” Erwin asked gently, more of out respect than genuine concern, as he was already bending down and leaning closer to your apex. You hummed in response, and as soon as the hum vibrated to his ears, Erwin's lips were on the exposed muscle, licking and kissing and biting at your inner thigh. He indulged, heavily, into the role, giving you no time to process as his hands and mouth explored your lower half.

The feeling burned inside Levi as he listened to your moans fill the room, watched the way your squirmed and made a mess on the sheets. He couldn't just watch anymore, so he leaned over you and started kissing your neck and chest, his hands roaming all over your torso as Erwin played with your clit. The sensation was almost overwhelming your senses, too much to focus on while the noises you released were verging pornographic, nonstop streams of moans and groans flooding the room with reckless abandon.

You sighed loudly as Erwin's lips suddenly ripped away from your throbbing clit, "Levi, why don't you lean over her? Make her do something more productive with that mouth.

[doodle-list]

hear me out

[donutfloats]

He’s very demure

[n0anix]

Goblin bros

[citruscloudd]

Smiling friends but they have to solve another murder

[calciumdreams]

heartbreaking, why did i do this

[whumpy-wyrms]

what the hell

[alphaclxwn]

i genuinely can’t explain the thought process here but whatever

[chortlebot]

this took me a whole hour i

[thedevious-rileyc]

Cousin Charls has some interesting fashion ideas

And the embroidery is customizable! “This Bloodline Ends with Me” is another favorable option

Nah but I saw the shorts on Pinterest and taking inspiration from the goofy sketch quelmdn made of silly merchant disguises, this was born

[planetformer-central]

Optimus, dealer's choice

"See my name on the list?"

[iloveacronix]

Damn what a loser

[fastman27]

Dinovember day 9: Wallcreeper