#i will be NORMAL (<- lie)
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
#it astounds me how willing people are to cosign any shit cops and feds say#cops literally call testifying testi-lying. because they lie so much. its normal for them and they think little of it#that ones pretty easy to source and is well known in the industry wo i wont link you but if you google it you will see lots of sources#like just google the word testilying. so many articles come up its actually sad
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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HOLY CRAP
YALL
LOOK AT HOW MUCH ANGEL LIGHTS UP NOW JUST BY HUSK TALKING TO HIM


QUITE LITERALLY ALL HUSK SAID WAS “hey” AND HE JUST-
HIS WHOLE FACE, HIS ENTIRE DEMEANOR JUST BRIGHTENS AND LIGHTS UP
#HE LOOKS SO HAPPY#i can be normal about them#I swear#thats a lie#i mean just- LOOK AT THEM#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel
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HOHO THE RAGEBROS(yes that intentional) WE ARE SO BACK!!
MY SONS!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! MONDSTADT HERE I COME (sorry if this looks rushed, because it is I'm too excited to stay in place and draw lol)
#not a ship#kaeya ragnvindr#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#genshin impact kaeya#genshin impact diluc#genshin impact fanart#ragbros#i love these two brothers so much#I'm coming back to home#MONDSTADT#The brothers are fighting!#and for once not at each other but together!#YAYAYAY#i'm normal i swear#(ok that's a lie)#so excited for this quest!!!#please be there more ragbros content in it PLEASE#genshin impact#tsuki_glitch art
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Nighttime routine
#capochin#bizzyboys#bizzyboy a#bizzyboy b#bizzyboy p#bizzyboy g#bizzyboy v#great god grove#id in alt text#definitely art#alexei#bananathaniel#patty#grujaja#vibiano#can you tell that im fine and normal about them#because. i am#i'll draw someone other than the bizzyboys now okay (<- me when i lie)
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Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition





Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.
#he normally only hits kids when training#but he will punt a bitch#dad joke#he's the only one who finds it funny#ok that's a lie#i find it funny#tmnt au competition#red rover au#replica#rottmnt replica#rottmnt#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#punk-ass kids pushing their weight around
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Don't let it in with no intention of keeping it Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it It Will Come Back - Hozier
Hiiii I've been working on this piece for like a week bc I've had this thought abt this song and scene ever since I read it. Fanart for @seriouslycalamitous 's fic Midnight Strangers!
#trafficblr#goodtimeswithscar#art#midnight strangers fanart#oh cool thats its own tag? sick#trafficshipping#<- not explicitly in this art but the fic is. yknow#scarian#hi my handful of normal mutuals following this blog! im normal i promise (lie)#anyways yeah ive had this in my head since chapter 3 and then seeing everyone else's sickass fanart rlly helped motivate me#i learned so much abt ways to shade doing this guys. they were right mcyt really does make you a better artist LMAO#ink does minecraft art tag
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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I can't stop thinking about the relationship between Jon and Helen as perhaps one of the most important ones in the entire show. They are narrative parallels for each other, and they both know it. They've both known it from the very start!
Helen walks into the Archives, paranoid, unsure of who to trust, and Jon sees himself in her. And he thinks "If i can help her, maybe there's hope for me too." Then he can't save her. The next time they meet, she's a monster. They're both monsters. There was never any other way their stories could have gone, their fates entwined from the very start.
And Helen answers his original thought with one of her own: "Maybe if we can help each other, there's hope for us both." But Jon looks at her and sees everything that he fears becoming, and so he turns her away, and refuses to accept that their stories are still one and the same.
Helen went to the last person who was ever kind to her, the only person who both knew her as a human and had the context to understand what she'd become, and he hated her. He hated her because he liked Helen, and told her that she couldn't be Helen.
So she stopped trying to be Helen, and embraced being a monster. Reveled in it even. Then Jon wakes up from a six month coma, more monster than person, and tries so hard to cling to the things that mattered to him when he was human. Even with no support, even with the entire archives staff against him, he chooses humanity and compassion over and over again.
And this is a direct threat to Helen's world view. Their stories are entwined. If Jon can continue to be a person even after everything he's been through, then she could have clung to her humanity too, if only she'd tried a little harder. And that terrifies her! She wants to conceptualize herself as someone who was completely overwhelmed by forces beyond her control, who never had a choice but to become a monster. She want's to be an innocent victim. But Jon argues with his actions that they'd both had choices.
And, Jon, in turn, holds out hope that she might make better choices until the very end.
This is the conflict between them for all of season 4 and 5. Jon wants to prove that they can both be decent people, and Helen wants to prove that they were never going to be anything but monsters. This is why she's so devoted to trying to goad Jon into enjoying his newfound godhood. She knows that they are the same, and wants that to mean that he has a spark of evil inside of him, and not that she was always capable of doing good.
When Jon kills her, she loses her life, but wins the argument. Helen is nothing but a dangerous monster who needs to be killed for the good of everyone, and in the moment he decides that, Jon dooms himself to the same fate. Their stories are one and the same. "If i can help her, maybe there's hope for me too." he thought. But he couldn't help her, refused to, even, in the one moment when it actually mattered. And thus, there was never hope for him.
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#helen distortion#i am not normal about them#helen did nothing wrong in her entire life#(aside from being a real estate agent)#Her story is just so tragic to me#She could have been better#she had choices#thats the entire point#but the choice was between a thankless attempt at retaining her personhood#with absolutely no support and no one who cared about her#or giving into the comforting lie that she never had a choice at all#She had choices and she made them but i don't think anyone could reasonably expect her to have done any better#my rambles
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worship
#forgive me father for i have rpf’ed#me next#i’m normal i promise#that’s a lie#father philip#sister daniel#dan and phil#phanart#amazingphil#dan howell#my art
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Emolga Acquisition
#submas#pokemon#nimbasa trio#elesa#ingo#emmet#kamitsure#nobori#kudari#comics#another victim of tumblr compression one day I’ll get it#I don’t want to talk ab the amount of time this took#I feel like u can see where I lost it#consistency is not my friend amen#also I still don’t have a solid elesa design and now she looks like akari to me. I will be normal ab this (lie)#I think I wanted to give her different bangs and just gave up#anyway yayyy terrorising your loved ones#ohhhh my god I forgot a layer. explodes#agi art
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Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic
They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.
It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.
Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.
I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.
Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.
When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!
Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.
Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.
A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.
The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.
"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.
When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.
What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.
OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.
#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :)#i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad#like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories#fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda#obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang#obi wan kenobi#star wars#alpha 17#commander cody
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I CAN SENSE IT.
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#lock is da best#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#wind archer cookie#wind archer crk#cookie run art#cookie run fanart#crk art#IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE I PORMISEEE I PROMISEEEEE#<- Lie
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#im so normal about them#i lie through gritted teeth#scogan#my art#x men movies#x men#logan howlett#scott summers#traditional art
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transformation
#I literally did all of this still.#witchcraft#tbh#I've always wanted to take a picture like this but normally I finish the spinning first#but I didn't have enough yarn so this was a unique opportunity#also the spindle is a lie. i spun most on this on the wheel of course#knitting#handspinning#crafts
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sonadow mpreg not in a kink/sexual kind of way but more in a way you would for warrior cats when it’s like “i think it would be cute if these innocent animals loved each other and when the reserved-and-outwardly-threatening-independent-girlboss-mom one gets pregnant the chill-and-laid-back-sometimes-goofy-dad one takes care of her it’s so tooth-rottingingly fluffy and wholesome no one is gonna judge you for it”
this is about Bluestar and Oakwhateverhisnameis from Bluestar’s Prophecy isn’t it (it has been over a decade since i’ve read a warriors book but now i need to reread all of them bc i know exactly what vibe you’re talking about and i’m uncomfortable with the amount of accuracy you typed that entire statement out in and also how that’s the vibe i feel whenever i definitely not jokingly jokingly think about and also definitely not jokingly draw jokingly draw sonadow mpreg but i dare not post any of that in fear of being burned at the stake for being cringefail)
actually is that post about Yellowfang?? i forgot what mate she had but didn’t he die or something idk. god i need to reread yellowfang’s secret or whatever her super edition was called lol bc it was literally my favorite super edition. now i’m thinking about how all her kits died except Tigerheart who eventually turned into Tigerstar and his reign of terror over Shadowclan, and now i’m thinking about how i can use warriors-based-lore and turn it into sonadow fankid angst lore i mean what who said that
dear GOD the warrior cat books were fucked up lmao
#asks#para not normal talks#this is very much a not normal talk#sonadow#….mayhaps#i mean what#i’ve never drawn sonadow mpreg#me when i lie#i mean WHAT WHO SAID THAT#would you still love me if i drew sonadow mpreg#mpreg#mpreg the origins begin lmao
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