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eggdrawsthings · 7 months ago

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the not so perfect captain

#i still have so many things i wanna draw for this game no lie it's eating me alive #mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #my art #artists on tumblr #tw blood #tw body horror

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anotherpapercut · 6 months ago

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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

#it astounds me how willing people are to cosign any shit cops and feds say #cops literally call testifying testi-lying. because they lie so much. its normal for them and they think little of it #that ones pretty easy to source and is well known in the industry wo i wont link you but if you google it you will see lots of sources #like just google the word testilying. so many articles come up its actually sad

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xzyumi · 10 months ago

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tang dynasty miku

#ms worldwide!!!!!#hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku fanart #hanfu #tang dynasty #artists on tumblr #not even gonna lie i don’t even go here i listened to like. three miku songs in 2013 that’s it #but this twitter trend was so cute and inspiring so i kinda had to #pls forgive this fake fan gomenaSORRY #yumidraws

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beetledrink · 6 days ago

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

#made myself laugh helplessly with this one i can’t lie to you

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queen0fm0nsterz · 2 months ago

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assorted krerdly doodles from a while back

#my art #deltarune #deltarune kris #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #berdly #berdly deltarune #deltarune berdly #kerdly #krerdly #berdly x kris #kris x berdly #deltarune fanart #deltarune tomorrow #alright i wont lie this is from 2023...........#late 2023 #i like them though ... even tho u can tell they're old #LMAOOOOO #i might redraw the first one ..... still i wanted to post SOMETHING

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago

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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome #but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE #a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me #and that he really wanted to get to know me #so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him #and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex #total shocked pikachu face #I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again #DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE

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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago

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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.

#you all don't understand how devastating it is to die like a kid and be back to everyone moving on and expecting you to run with them #when you are just learning to pace #no one give him time to come to his senses #and no one spoke with him about it #just how much derealisation it could bring #do you think jason sometimes still feels like he is a kid despite being so tall and strong #like he realises that he doesn't look like kid but in his mind everyone sees him like one #even though they never treat him like one #DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN #— lie's rambling #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne

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blossompigeon · 10 months ago

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piel

I saw this photo of a Gannet taken by Paul Miguel on twitter and immediately thought "oh that's an angel" so I wanted to draw it out before I forgot.

#aint gonna lie I drew a bunch of this listening to chase and status I'm a fraud #angel

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lockbot · 9 months ago

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thinking about the puppyfication of bumblebee. I think it's mainly a movie thing that started from bayformers

#i miss his horns. id hate him less if he had his horns back #tho i cant lie tfone bumblebee is a little cute...#bumblebee #transformers #my art #tf bumblebee #g1 bumblebee #b 127

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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ruporas · 1 year ago

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don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #blood tw #ruporas art #the anime adaption of this scene was kinda crazy i wont lie… the development and build towards #this reveal was likee woahhh Damnnnn…. even with all the knowledge of the rest of the manga #it gave me a diff sense of horror to laios’ loss

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asweetprologue · 1 year ago

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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

#put him out of his misery #it would have been kinder #like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession #and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad #that's so EMBARASSING #it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation #i would have self immolated #dungeon meshi #kabru #laois #labru

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hinamie · 10 months ago

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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heedra · 2 years ago

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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

#like ppl will be like 'kids love to lie' but i think whats going on is the human inclination to storytell. which is pointedly different imo #and like to be clear im not saying they dont know there weren't actually coyotes in their house #its just that like. they don't know why it would matter

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sofuss-y · 11 months ago

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deadpool, wolverine, and the child deadpool baby trapped him with, dogpool !!!!

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