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Random pictures of.. ✨HIM✨
I believe in Adrian Clairmont supremacy🛐🛐
He is just so… Oh my God..
#Why is he so hot??#HELP???#This man is specifically designed to make me simp for him#Well first of all. I am a villain apologist and this man.. HE IS SO NOT MORALLY CORRECT I LOVE IT??#And second. He’s literally just so so damn hot#I would commit crimes for this man#I would literally murder a guy for Adrian#||#adrian clairmont#brennan lee mulligan#la by night#potato randomly talks#i am a simp
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he’s such a cutie pie~🎃
#ilhsm#he’s honestly the cutest#and i’m going to cry#like#c’mon now#how can anyone say he’s not fucking PRETTY#i would commit crimes for this man#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#frnkie#mcrmy#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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god !!! this is my favourite Nikolai !!!
homicidal girlypop, save me

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WHAT THE FUCKKKKK i scream as marvel drops yet another not so subtle doomed toxic yaoi ship that will consume my life for at least 3 weeks straight
#ugh anyway#lets hear it for the gays or whatever#they commit war crimes but theyre in love so its acceptable#symbrock#poolverine#lokius#cherik#i would tag st*cky but im scared to go back that shit ruined me from 6th to 11th grade man i cant have it on my dash again
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"'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place" was such a batshit insane line they had Tony say with Peter Parker sitting right there, like I don't know how more people don't see how detached from logic Tony became believing he was right.
He had the audacity to lecture Steve about bringing Wanda, a 27 year old woman under house arrest because someone else's bomb went off who participated in her own rescue because she did in fact want to leave, being there when he'd just committed a war crime by kidnapping Peter, a 14 year old boy who said no, from his safe home in Queens to be a child soldier, and grooming him (which btw does not exclusively mean sexual, it also means "the action of attempting to form a relationship with a child or young person [...] or inducing them to commit an illegal act"...like illegal entry into a foreign country or vigilantism that had literally just been outlawed via the Accords).
To be absolutely clear, I think we're supposed to acknowledge this glaring flaw in Tony's logic here, the point is supposed to be that for as well intentioned as Tony is, the statement "you're wrong, you think you're right, that makes you dangerous" applies to him. And it's honestly sad how many people in the last decade missed that entirely
#anti tony stark#anti irondad#cacw#peter parker#anti team iron man#no I do not think for one second that Tony was sexually grooming Peter but he was grooming him regardless#tw grooming#tw child abuse#peter not yet being 15 means tony fully committed a war crime smuggling peter in to fight#it doesn't matter that he told peter to keep his distance he KNEW there would be fighting involved#he LIED to may about why he was taking peter and what for that IS LEGALLY KIDNAP#to also be clear steve isn't exactly squeaky clean either he committed a war crime against sitwell
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Dean just delivered his ‘this is our last night on earth’ line

#it’s him#castiel#reblog if you agree#I will always defend Dean Winchester because I too would commit war crimes for this man#spn#dean winchester#destiel#deancas#supernatural#misha collins#spn crack
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going through the dan heng tag on twitter and i will still never understand why anyone hates him or thinks he's boring??? he's literally so baby i'm putting him in my pocket and taking him away from the haters actually
#apparently it's a crime and makes u soulless to be aloof and have difficulty opening up#man if that's the case half of my danmei muses would also be soulless by that logic#dan heng has gone thru a LOT of trauma and has a lot on his shoulders#he was literally imprisoned for a good portion of his life and being forced to be held accountable#for crimes that HE HIMSELF DID NOT COMMIT#but tell me how he's bland just bc he's less expressive than everyone else#not every character has to be blatantly in ur face about shit#i love dan heng thanks#dan FENG is arguably worse than him and i say this as someone who writes dan feng#but he's just as three dimensional as dan heng#me ratshaking every person that can't distinguish the nuance in a character's personality#ok rant over#i was just looking for silly images of dan heng to send to ven for our ship with my sqq#and instead i get slapped with unfair hate toward him#just for that sqq is kissing him TWICE AS MUCH
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Michael Keaton in Knox Goes Away
#very generous of michael keaton to include a pov shot of what it’s like to ride him#truly a director that knows what his audience wants to see#many thanks sir#the crimes I would commit to sit on this man#lock me away just let me bounce on him one time pls I beg#michael keaton#this is a michael keaton thirst account#knox goes away
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on a less serious side, bad and foolish having witnesses who are somewhat normal and regular to their usual strange and deranged antics is so hysterical. bad playing the role of kidnapped and felon this time around, letting himself get captured, pretending to be soooo guilty and talking like he’s actually gonna snitch. foolish doing it half for fun, half for show, because he knows cellbit is the killer already - he just needs nails for bad’s coffin because he’s gonna be the scapegoat, and he’s bored. if they were alone maybe they’d trade more intel - they’re on the same page but can’t exactly confirm nor allude to that with an audience, so it just devolves into their usual antics. meanwhile bagi is sweating and convinced bad is definitely about to spill everything she’s told him, falling for bad’s little ‘oh I’m so easily caught and convinced’ act harder than anyone else, trying to avoid bad’s arrest or worse, cellbit’s - while really what’s going on is bad and foolish’s homoerotic batshit insane cop and robber routine, where you’re not sure if someone’s getting arrested or if they’re about to make out. and aypierre is just there
#like foolish and bad are engaging in the wildest ‘yes and…’ per usual but bagi is normal and genuinely concerned for bad jfjskgkdkej#I love bagi man whenever bad does his usual bit (lying for fun) (pushing buttons) she takes it so seriously like you’ll get used to it soon#and like yeah he did really want some info out of bad their bullshit usually ends in informational exchanges one way or another but like#idk it really is ‘they know eachother better than anyone else’ in the most batshit way possible. immortal nonsense I suppose#bad and foolish who would commit war crimes against one another to the horror of everyone else but that’s just like fun bonding for them#why are they landduo when they should really be batshit fucking insane duo 🤨#mcyt#qsmp#q!bbh#q!foolish#q!bagi#bbh#foolish gamers#oibagi#z speaks
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if witcher 4 is set in the past, but in the recent past… in other words, the heyday of witchers… that would actually be way more interesting than setting it in the distant past, because we have so much more developed, canon context already for that period. there’s already a skeleton to hang a story on.
in addition to being able to bring back some already known characters. imagine meeting like, hen gedymdeith. what if we can know of tissaia training philippa as her pupil. meet eithné… uh… just the same as she ever was i guess, but with her daughter alive this time. encounter future scoia’tael agents as kids. i want to see falka on the stake
#that all is from various centuries and would have to span multiple centuries but im just saying examples#if that happens i will feel like marty mcfly#and… cdpr… 👉👈…#witcher contract quest where you meet regis but all you do is hold his hair while he vomits#and you know i’ve always wanted something like the oxenfurt drunk but set 200 years ago and with mah guy regis#and instead of killing him you sit down in the gutter with him and are like man you gotta change your life around#and he’s like i know 😭😭😭🩸🩸🩸#(the blood emojis are him covered in blood)#just consider: you could depict him with a younger hairline#the elbow-high diaries#omg i just cackled imagining regis doing the pose orianna did in the night to remember trailer#‘things like… me 😇?’#higher vampires in the witcher = good because when they commit crimes against humanity they tuck a hair behind their ear and giggle#[timed dialogue option UI] ‘and what do you think i am’ 1. a higher vampire… 2. to put it mildly a monster. a blood sucking fiend#3. a man who looks like he needs some help 😐#sorry. interesting thought about the witcher devolved into writing regis fanfiction in the tags. well many such cases on my blog
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What do u mean my blorbo is evil?? Is bad??
No no no, lil UwU guy!!
Never commit crimez!!
#ninjago#doodle#doodles#jay ninjago#dragons rising leaks#/j#:p#UwU jay I guess#look at him ignore the ominous lighting and evil gett up#this man would never commit the crimes… again#lol#idk
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getting a little maybe irritated at how often i see autistic will being refuted because he "made himself out to be that way to avoid attention" ... ??? that's autistic. going out of his way to make yourself appear weird and unsociable so you can avoid socializing is. extremely autistic. lying and exaggerating about yourself out of fear of people getting too close and realizing youre a bad person is extremely autistic. the show honestly backpedals on will's empathy half the time, acting like it is only applicable when it comes to his job, but frequently showing that it isn't. in the first episode, hannibal literally notices his face getting red because they're near two people who are arguing. he's not exaggerating or faking his nightmares, his inability to deattach himself from others. yeah, he's got a complicated psychological profile that autism doesn't entirely cover or explain. that doesn't mean he's not still autistic. his person suit, the person he presents himself as to others, the choice to do that autistic masking. even if part of his masking is hiding behind being autistic in hopes it will make him less favorable to others and not further inspected, that is autistic masking. i think it is so insanely annoying that just because a character wasn't written with the intent in mind doesnt mean you cant accidentally write a valid representation of something anyways. fuller didn't intend on hannigram becoming as romantic as it did, but understood that it came along with the subtext anyways. acting like hes completely above fitting criteria of mental illness because he's "fictional" and has a "fictional" disorder that HIGHLY exemplifies autism is. incredibly stupid. and boring
#“his autism is fake and he uses it to protect himself” okay buddy well he seems pretty autistic to me even after that so idk#i guess hes faking his intense specific interests that he maintains when hes completely alone#i guess the ridiculous efforts he goes to to mask and hide himself from others out of fear of them getting close. is just for fun#like he can have his evil other thing going on and also be super fucking autistic about how hes handling it#also!!! kind of think its disgusting to say “oh he was pretending to be autistic to seem weaker”. . okay.#weird fucking perspective#he subconsciously mirrors the people around him even when theres no real benefit to it#his sense of justice is extremely strong which is why he is so perturbed by his violent inclinations#like. you know autistic people can also be manipulative and psychotic and kill people and commit crime. right#its important to me that you know that#hes neurodivergent and i just think its stupid to look at someone who obviously has a comorbid thing going on#and go well! hes completely undiagnosable and inscrutable!!!!!!!!#and like sorry to bryan fuller but the perspective that hes not autistic seems to come from a. severe misunderstanding of asd#like for some reason hyperempathy is the OPPOSITE of autism. like . no it comes with your fucking xbox actually#obviously theyre written with human complexity that would make them difficult to fully diagonse or understand#autistic people arent a list of check boxes. we simply have recurring traits that present differently based on choice and circumstance#im talking in circles atp. hes autistic. idgaf#if you wanna disagree with me on some narrative moral high ground about how crazy complex it is and hes actually yadada#door. im good man#hannibal#will graham#charlieog#cant be autistic if youre faking being a better person than you are#cant be autistic if you try to shape yourself into harmlessness for fear of your violent desires#cant be autistic if youre hyperaware of social interaction and try to use it to protect yourseld#while simultaneously not entirely understanding how normal people interact anyways#cant be autistic if you're prone to manipulation and constantly shifting degrees of empathy for others#starts bashing my head into the wall
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doing research on 🏎 fandom and some of it is like: 1) i'm reading most of it against my will and 2) some of this stuff is interesting but i do feel like i'm being drawn to the brink of an intense burning hell
#also why did i forget how many crimes m*x has committed#this blorbo stuff is serious business bc im like wow this (white) guy is so interesting and then i see his face and im like#you look like the most mediocre guy on this entire planet.#i guess it's like 🏒 fandom in that way...the blorbification is more interesting than the actual man#would i actually join the car fandom? i think em and adri would fly to canada to throw tomatoes at my house while i plead for forgiveness.#anyway there is a reason(s) why im in bball fandom and i can't get that in the 🏎 and 🏒 sections of this website#xar's thoughts
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an old scribble of my favourite ancient
#softlyart#art#ffxiv#hythlodaeus#final fantasy xiv#i would commit war crimes for this man#endwalker#endwalker spoilers
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i have been playing every dragon age game since christmas and i just finished trespasser and all i have to say is i would go with solas if he would LET ME
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