#i would commit crimes for this man
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theneighbourunderthebed · 2 years ago
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Random pictures of.. ✨HIM✨
I believe in Adrian Clairmont supremacy🛐🛐
He is just so… Oh my God..
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frnkiebby · 1 year ago
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he’s such a cutie pie~🎃
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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simping-for-red-flags · 1 year ago
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god !!! this is my favourite Nikolai !!!
homicidal girlypop, save me
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akascow · 8 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCKKKKK i scream as marvel drops yet another not so subtle doomed toxic yaoi ship that will consume my life for at least 3 weeks straight
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emdashbitch · 8 months ago
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"'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place" was such a batshit insane line they had Tony say with Peter Parker sitting right there, like I don't know how more people don't see how detached from logic Tony became believing he was right.
He had the audacity to lecture Steve about bringing Wanda, a 27 year old woman under house arrest because someone else's bomb went off who participated in her own rescue because she did in fact want to leave, being there when he'd just committed a war crime by kidnapping Peter, a 14 year old boy who said no, from his safe home in Queens to be a child soldier, and grooming him (which btw does not exclusively mean sexual, it also means "the action of attempting to form a relationship with a child or young person [...] or inducing them to commit an illegal act"...like illegal entry into a foreign country or vigilantism that had literally just been outlawed via the Accords).
To be absolutely clear, I think we're supposed to acknowledge this glaring flaw in Tony's logic here, the point is supposed to be that for as well intentioned as Tony is, the statement "you're wrong, you think you're right, that makes you dangerous" applies to him. And it's honestly sad how many people in the last decade missed that entirely
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strawlessandbraless · 1 year ago
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Dean just delivered his ‘this is our last night on earth’ line
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deadn30n-arch · 3 months ago
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going through the dan heng tag on twitter and i will still never understand why anyone hates him or thinks he's boring??? he's literally so baby i'm putting him in my pocket and taking him away from the haters actually
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liquidloz · 4 months ago
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Michael Keaton in Knox Goes Away
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zeb-z · 2 years ago
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on a less serious side, bad and foolish having witnesses who are somewhat normal and regular to their usual strange and deranged antics is so hysterical. bad playing the role of kidnapped and felon this time around, letting himself get captured, pretending to be soooo guilty and talking like he’s actually gonna snitch. foolish doing it half for fun, half for show, because he knows cellbit is the killer already - he just needs nails for bad’s coffin because he’s gonna be the scapegoat, and he’s bored. if they were alone maybe they’d trade more intel - they’re on the same page but can’t exactly confirm nor allude to that with an audience, so it just devolves into their usual antics. meanwhile bagi is sweating and convinced bad is definitely about to spill everything she’s told him, falling for bad’s little ‘oh I’m so easily caught and convinced’ act harder than anyone else, trying to avoid bad’s arrest or worse, cellbit’s - while really what’s going on is bad and foolish’s homoerotic batshit insane cop and robber routine, where you’re not sure if someone’s getting arrested or if they’re about to make out. and aypierre is just there
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hanzajesthanza · 8 months ago
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if witcher 4 is set in the past, but in the recent past… in other words, the heyday of witchers… that would actually be way more interesting than setting it in the distant past, because we have so much more developed, canon context already for that period. there’s already a skeleton to hang a story on.
in addition to being able to bring back some already known characters. imagine meeting like, hen gedymdeith. what if we can know of tissaia training philippa as her pupil. meet eithné… uh… just the same as she ever was i guess, but with her daughter alive this time. encounter future scoia’tael agents as kids. i want to see falka on the stake
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fishybehavior · 1 year ago
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What do u mean my blorbo is evil?? Is bad??
No no no, lil UwU guy!!
Never commit crimez!!
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charleemoon · 1 month ago
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getting a little maybe irritated at how often i see autistic will being refuted because he "made himself out to be that way to avoid attention" ... ??? that's autistic. going out of his way to make yourself appear weird and unsociable so you can avoid socializing is. extremely autistic. lying and exaggerating about yourself out of fear of people getting too close and realizing youre a bad person is extremely autistic. the show honestly backpedals on will's empathy half the time, acting like it is only applicable when it comes to his job, but frequently showing that it isn't. in the first episode, hannibal literally notices his face getting red because they're near two people who are arguing. he's not exaggerating or faking his nightmares, his inability to deattach himself from others. yeah, he's got a complicated psychological profile that autism doesn't entirely cover or explain. that doesn't mean he's not still autistic. his person suit, the person he presents himself as to others, the choice to do that autistic masking. even if part of his masking is hiding behind being autistic in hopes it will make him less favorable to others and not further inspected, that is autistic masking. i think it is so insanely annoying that just because a character wasn't written with the intent in mind doesnt mean you cant accidentally write a valid representation of something anyways. fuller didn't intend on hannigram becoming as romantic as it did, but understood that it came along with the subtext anyways. acting like hes completely above fitting criteria of mental illness because he's "fictional" and has a "fictional" disorder that HIGHLY exemplifies autism is. incredibly stupid. and boring
#“his autism is fake and he uses it to protect himself” okay buddy well he seems pretty autistic to me even after that so idk#i guess hes faking his intense specific interests that he maintains when hes completely alone#i guess the ridiculous efforts he goes to to mask and hide himself from others out of fear of them getting close. is just for fun#like he can have his evil other thing going on and also be super fucking autistic about how hes handling it#also!!! kind of think its disgusting to say “oh he was pretending to be autistic to seem weaker”. . okay.#weird fucking perspective#he subconsciously mirrors the people around him even when theres no real benefit to it#his sense of justice is extremely strong which is why he is so perturbed by his violent inclinations#like. you know autistic people can also be manipulative and psychotic and kill people and commit crime. right#its important to me that you know that#hes neurodivergent and i just think its stupid to look at someone who obviously has a comorbid thing going on#and go well! hes completely undiagnosable and inscrutable!!!!!!!!#and like sorry to bryan fuller but the perspective that hes not autistic seems to come from a. severe misunderstanding of asd#like for some reason hyperempathy is the OPPOSITE of autism. like . no it comes with your fucking xbox actually#obviously theyre written with human complexity that would make them difficult to fully diagonse or understand#autistic people arent a list of check boxes. we simply have recurring traits that present differently based on choice and circumstance#im talking in circles atp. hes autistic. idgaf#if you wanna disagree with me on some narrative moral high ground about how crazy complex it is and hes actually yadada#door. im good man#hannibal#will graham#charlieog#cant be autistic if youre faking being a better person than you are#cant be autistic if you try to shape yourself into harmlessness for fear of your violent desires#cant be autistic if youre hyperaware of social interaction and try to use it to protect yourseld#while simultaneously not entirely understanding how normal people interact anyways#cant be autistic if you're prone to manipulation and constantly shifting degrees of empathy for others#starts bashing my head into the wall
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xariarte · 4 months ago
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doing research on 🏎 fandom and some of it is like: 1) i'm reading most of it against my will and 2) some of this stuff is interesting but i do feel like i'm being drawn to the brink of an intense burning hell
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softlyvoiced2 · 2 years ago
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an old scribble of my favourite ancient
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lovesickallovermybed · 5 months ago
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i have been playing every dragon age game since christmas and i just finished trespasser and all i have to say is i would go with solas if he would LET ME
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