#ignore mistakes

[bunnybeaches]

Dad!Simon who on Easter isn’t religious himself but will go to church with you and your daughter if you wanted to.

Dad!Simon who on Easter will be the Easter bunny just for your daughters sakes.

Dad!Simon who on Easter spent all night filling and stuffing eggs for his daughter to hunt.

Dad!Simon who on Easter stuffed said eggs with stickers, candy, and coins even though you said a toddler doesn’t need money.

Dad!Simon who on Easter makes two easter baskets, one for your daughter and one for you.

Dad!Simon who on Easter helps you in the kitchen if it’s your year to host Easter dinner.

Dad!Simon who on Easter hides eggs for all the little ones and makes sure everyone has an equal amount.

Dad!Simon who on Easter helps you clean up and sends everyone home before telling you he has a surprise in the bedroom.

Dad!Simon who on Easter gives you bunny ears and a tail and tells you you’re his little bunny.

Dad!Simon who on Easter stuffed you full of his cum, makes you hump him like a rabbit because that’s just what easter bunnies do.

[solmire]

I know Nanami likes to be under his girlfriend’s control.

Even if you know that he is not gonna cheat on you, he still sends photo proof every 30 minutes, his location is on for you, and you are his emergency contact. Nanami is not a fan of big companies, too tired to be around people, so he says some shitty excuses to go back to you. Kento just needs you and your heel on his growing bulge to be happy.

Nanami knows that you like when he cooks for dinner; that’s why he cannot be late, always comes back on time, no minute later. He is frightened just by the thought of you with another man who treats you right, never lies, is ready to make your favourite meal and treats you better than Kento does. No way, he is not gonna let it happen; you are meant to be together. You on your throne and him sitting on his knees right beside your legs.

You are the one who comes back late. Too exhausted to take off your shoes yourself, so Nanami is always on his knees to do it for you, only to get that sweet little grin and a head pat from you. Yeah, you are probably the best thing that happened to him in his whole lame life.

But the most favourite part for him is intimacy with you.

He can’t stop his whines, always too sweaty under your touch and ready to be suffocated by your thighs.

Of course His favourite position is you being on him. Feeling all your weight on his face makes him cum undone, that’s why cock ring is always on. He hates it, that thing is always making him feel like his dick is gonna fall off in seconds, balls too purple so he doesn’t even feel them anymore. However, His semen is only for you and it should not be wasted.

But when you ride that dick?

Oh man

Be ready, he is gonna cum after the first thrust, only if you take off his cock ring. You, actually, a big fan of loads, the way his cum leak out of your cunt right into his purple balls makes you want to ride him harder, faster, meaner.

The way your tits go up and down by your abrupt movements do a thing to Nanami. He would rise on his elbows and suck on one of your nipples hoping, that sweet milk is gonna fill his filthy mouth.

Oh, only if you bounced on him with a baby in your belly, swollen tits, breathing abruptly and making him do the all work.

Sometimes he would make you put on him a chastity belt, so he won’t touch himself on the videos you make together, or maybe some explicit photos you send him during the day just to tease. His cock is made only for you.

If you don’t like to control it’s okay, he will compel you to love it.

[civettictis]

for whom the bell tolls

[hueshroom]

adam warlock in a thong

im begging yall to ignore the mistakes x

[gothic-clownz]

looked up the time conversion rate of totk and irl and was amazing, feels so much longer in game

[justanimaniac]

[frootertooter]

I had a vision hit me and had to drop everything to doodle it

Enjoy

[glowingsand]

:D !!

[winterrbluess]

Unc using his free time🙂

This twitter trend but eons late

[theaceofarrows]

Gotham citizen memes

[himulrai]

never getting over the fact that tfp op literally pulls up with a GIANT MACHINE GUN AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT??????

Orion Swap AU masterlist since this is technically in the AU

[afterartist]

After literal YEARS I’ve finally gotten around to writing a Transformers Fanfic

This fic is basically an excuse for me to give Soundwave cat behaviours cause I think the most serious mech in the Decepticon army deserves to be a fucked up lil weirdo (/aff) too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65415448/chapters/168347008

+Spoilers (can be read without the chapter tho)

But art for the chapter >:)

[clickbeetle]

[mimorobo]

Sans and Papyrus watching a movie? Playing Uno? just some good brother-time pls

They're playing a weird board game.

[zzzx009]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYA!!!🥰🥰🎉

[idiotwithbackpain]

:)) based on this post https://x.com/pegasusnami/status/1805030666800918939