#im going to throw up and explode. and also die.

[starstickerzzz]

Ight bet hold on,

1: complicated but mostly no

2: my dying grandma I’m currently leaving the hospital for the night

3: y e s

4: y e s s s

5: TAKEN !!

6: dramatically

7: edible cookie dough from da hopital cafe

8: I’m really good at skateboarding hatchet throwing (won a contest actually) and shooting hoops surprisingly

9: yessss bruh I straight up tear my fingers apart

10: bout a month ago I believe

11: my gf of five years 😏💝

12: I have severe insomnia I’ve stayed up longer

13: oh fuck yes I do!! 😋✨‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥

14: yeah all my loved ones who keep dying lol

15: Yee!!! Quite a few in my house but the one that’s officially mine is my leopard gecko and technically the fatass weirdly smart hamster named adolf hamster is mine now too since I’m the only one who takes care of him and plays and holds him so mi hermano said he’s mine now 💀

16: frustrated and exausted as fuvk also OW OW OW OW CHRONIC PAIN WHAT THE FUCK

17: …mayyyybbeee…

18: nope! :3

19: YESSSS AAAGHHH unless the universe exploded idk

20: gfs house also I had to use Alexa to figure out wtf that meant lol it said “to kiss and cuddle” so I hope that what u meant by that :b

21: try to keep my gammy , great gammy and aunt from killing eachother or themselves and try not to lose my shit despite the horrrors

22: my n da waif have considered adopting children when we get married and comfortable together n shit (asa foster victim who is great with kids it would be good I think) also I have a lot of emotionally adopted kids lolz

23: I’ve got a vertical libret and have been stabbed if that counts LMAOOO

24: art, creative writing,phycology, and general science and English I’d say (when I was in school)

25: absolutely quiet a few people fs

26: Wendy’s borger 😔💔

27: romantically? Yes I’ve had to reject a lot of people (mostly men) cuz for sum reason people crush on me a lot and it sucks cuz I’m a very taken lesbian and hate having to make people sad but I’m pretty good at being nice about it. In general? Never on purpose but probably ig??? Idk I’ve been through a lot so idk maybe

28: nope! Been with the best wife in the whole universe since like middle school so :D

29: I sure hope not but you’d have to ask @skelebab ig ? (Mi Bonita Estrella 😼✨)

30: so fucking much but mostly having to be my family’s constant therapist and dealing with my ggma in the hospital and everyone have insane angst with eachother and it being my problem all the time cuz im the only one who can help :”)

31: yuh

32: sunset colors !!

33: maybe a lil yeah but not as bad as you’d think considering my past so that’s cool

34: fucked up distorted trauma nightmare don’t wanna talk to much abt it tbh 💀

35: my grandma Anne yesterday

36: sometimes if but not a whole lot idk

37: for me probably forget if I can but I usually can’t do either very well

38: welllll…maybe second best? First getting out of residential hell was the best Fs but now shit sucks again but it’s not as bad as before as every other year was literally just violent amounts of constant trauma 😭😭😭

39: idk i think it was elementary school though if that even counts if not then middle school with da waif

40: hell naw

41: ur mom- I MEAN UHHHH…sushi, ramen, or Wendy’s tbh but I have arfid so foods hard to eat or like most of the time either way 😔💔

42: it can feel like that sometimes ig but im very atheist so ehhh

43: I can’t even remember I just passed the fuck out at some point on the couch after not sleeping at all for like 3 days 💀

44: ???no tf???

45: nahhh I go pretty out of my way to be kind asf unless you really really really hurt me or a loved one first in which case veryyyy

46: lost count tbh but I don’t start fights I’ve just learned how to finish them after so much violent bs

47: not in a spiritual way but I would call my gf that fs

48: fall weather in general or aesthetic ass grey days

49: no not reallly but it’s good for photography

50: helllllllll yeah that’s the plan!

51: if my gf did id probably die a bright red melty mess

52: the few people I truly give a shit about anymore and my hyperfixations

53: I’ve done that to many times to do it again unless I ran away or some shit but I’d probably go back to jade if I did

54: no

55: tell they ass hell naw

56: yes actually I have 2

57: a really zesty gay nurse guy from da hopital he was really cool

58: gammy

59: naw

60: yes yea yea yes yes yes yes ye s yesusysysyys

(U messed up the numbers btw but it’s chill)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[arkrow]

im gonna have a michie chrashing out because canon richie is actually a creepy weirdo and calls steph a waifu and fanon richie goes uwu and cosplays hatsune miku and i want that richie and max to kiss but they arent real and once frankenruth releases everything will explode :(

Me too :((((

The thing with Richie is that he is criminally mischaracterised but instead of a chunk of his character being removed, making him less compelling and interesting, a chunk is removed to make him more compelling. And that's because the romance story most fanworks with Michie use kind of don't work if Richie is characterised correctly, and by that, I mean acts like a creepy jerk. I adore Richie with all my heart, but oh lord would I hate him in real life.

I can throw all my headcanons and theories to excuse his behaviour that I like, but straight up, he's not a 'good' person. One of the Lang's (I forget which) once said that Richie and the nerds (or at least Richie and Pete) were never really friends and they just hung out together so they had safety in numbers, and you can absolutely see that in Richie's characterisation. He's a dick, he insults Pete literally whenever he sees an opportunity, he immediately turns on Ruth because she made a star wars analogy and he perceives his own interests as inherently superior, and then crumbles at the sight of Max. He's aware of his social standing, yes, but he's also a spineless coward.

But, that's not actually a compelling character to write about, especially when much of fanon Michie is built on woobifying him and generating sympathy. It's hard to do that when he's objectively a jerk. The only sympathy garnering thing he ever really did in the musical was die. Max has his off hand line about his dad that lets the fandom theorise about why he acts the way he does, but Richie's just a jerk because he is one.

I fear Frankenruth for similar reasons you do, that it will fracture the carefully crafted ignorance that holds itself in the fanon Richie. But then again, if they appeal to fanon it would feel disingenuous and I really hope they don't, even if the illusion does break and Michie kind of falls apart as a ship

I'm going to combust if I think about them any more

[indiegame]

👎 this wasn't supposed to be on my bingo for dec help

[vanishintoyou]

im saurrr tireddddd from the whole week presumably but also like shopping is so draining for me

[ladyofthebookcase]

spearmother…

that ask earlier got me thinking about this au more. initially it was just a couple of doodles but im a bit invested now lol. things would kind of go as follows:

spearmaster finds artificer roughly like in this comic, while it's on its way to moon after getting the pearl ripped out by pebbles. it doesn't know what a baby is or that this is one (it just thinks this is a small creature that happens to resemble it), and to be fair, artificer can definitely take care of themself better than the average slugpup. they were abandoned by their colony at a young age, when their explosive abilities began to manifest, but i think they'd have been raised by a colony of carnivorous slugcats, so them eating meat isn't that anomalous. they're definitely in the cycle, so they can come back after they die (which they do, many many times), but they're not locked at karma 1 yet. they also can't craft anything yet; their spit just kind of sizzles and burns if it gets on you, and their explosive jump is very weak. if they get knocked off spearmaster's back during a fight, it's going to have a hell of a time catching them again lol. (they definitely still explode underwater though, i have a small comic about that that didn't fit in this post.)

the campaign pretty much progresses just as it would if played with a slugpup-- a couple of extra deaths and detours, a cycle where arti gets killed and spearmaster sighs deeply before throwing itself in acid, etc. i think it would bring arti back with it to sun's superstructure just because i like the idea of suns being like "how did you get a baby???" lmao. arti probably grows up there, learns to fight from their parent, menaces the ecosystem, and then eventually feels an urge to return to the place they were born in. spearmaster by that point is likely too old to travel that far, so they go alone, and on their travels they either adopt or asexually reproduce to create two slugpups of their own. and then the cycle continues.

[ysrjune]

omg i was just hit by a stroke of genius

monroe twins au but also teen dad!scott and leo au…sam meets baby leo 🙌 or just sam and leo interacting…

i’m so intelligent arent i 😼

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𐔌 CUTE CREATIVE TITLE ᭪؛

NEWBORN ERA

• “Isn't he cute?” Scott asks his brother while holding Leo. “He looks like every other baby.” Sam says. “But a little less ugly, I guess.” He smirks and boops the baby's nose. “Hes reaaaal red, too.”

• Sam does NOT like to babysit his nephew. He's got his own things going on (sleeping or going out with his friends), but when there's payment involved, he sucks it up.

“I forgot you little twerps need to be changed.” Sam sighs and goes into Scott's room to get a diaper and wipes. “This is so gross.” Sam whines but gets the job done. Leo looked up at Sam with those big eyes of his, and Sam felt something explode. “I guess you are pretty cute. You get that from your mom, though. Your dad is ugly as hell.”

• Hearing the baby cry all the time (especially at night) wasn't just tiring for you and Scott, but also for his family. Especially Sam. Sam loves sleeping, and when he's awaken—he gets super moody. It'll be 3 in the morning, and he wakes up to the baby crying. He groans and throws the pillow over his face in hopes he'll suffocate and die.

6 MONTHS

• Leo likes hanging out with his uncle. He crawls around on Sam's bed or floor (which he now keeps clean.. mostly), exploring the room.

• Sam talks to Leo like he can actually understand. “Did you miss me, you little douche bag?” Sam bounces Leo on his lap. He had been at school all day. Leo babbles, and Sam takes it as a yes. “I know you did. Im your favorite uncle.” He smiles a little bit and let's Leo crawl on the bed.

• Scott and Sam play with Leo. Stuffed animals, action figures, blocks, and other toys. Sam doesn't always enjoy playing, but if he doesn't, Leo starts crying. And Sam doesn't need that. It's 9:45, and he's ready to go to bed.

1 YEAR

• Every time Scott and Sam return from school, you and Leo are on the couch, waiting for them. “Hi!!!!!!!” Leo smiles at both of them. “Learn something elseee,” Sam kneels in front of you and the baby. “Say Sam.” Leo laughs and looks over at you. “Sam, baby. It's Sam.” But Leo won't say it. “Ammmm.” He says instead. “Scott, your kid is stupid.” Sam smirks and leaves up to his room.

• “Give him a kiss, give him a kiss!” You hold Leo to Sam's face. “Mwah!!!” You say, and Leo kisses Sam's cheek. “Yayy!!” You say, making Leo smile. “Again, again! Mwah!!” And Leo kisses Sam again. Sam tries to act like he doesn't enjoy it, but he does. It's cute.

TODDLER ERA

• Since Leo can now form simple sentences, Sam does not want to be called by Uncle Sam. He thinks it's makes him sound old. So he just lets the baby call him Sam.

“Where Sam??!” Leo asks you. “With daddy.” You answer. “Daddy?” Leo questions. “Daddd—Sammm.” Leo walks around. “Yes baby, Sam is with daddy. They'll be back.”

He starts to point at picture frames. “Sammy. Scotty.” He points to each twin. “Mamaa!!!” He squeals, bunching up his nose and running to you. “You want Scott?” You ask your son. Leo nods, looking to the side. “Auuuuhhh.” He makes random noise. “Buh-buh-buh-ba-ba.” He sticks his tongue out and starts squatting up and down. He misses Sam and Scott.. but they've only been gone for about 12 minutes.

• Whenever Sam babysits Leo, he always dresses him up in 'cool clothes'. He has a friend who knows how to make shirts, so he puts in orders to that friend to make cool shirts for his nephew. Sam keeps those shirts in one of his drawers because he knows you'll probably never put them on him. Scott and him definitely will, though.

“Loooook!!!” Leo points out Sam's lip piercing to his dad. “Yeah, champ. Sam likes to put holes in his face.” Scott laughs. Leo gasps. “Oh no!!” He frowns. “Sam why you put a hole in dere??” Leo tilts his head and pokes at it. “Cause it looks cool, man.”

Leo pulls down Sam's lip to see the small metal plate that digs into his gums. “Whats that?”

“Its the piercing, dude.”

“But you have it hereee!!!” He let's go of the lip and taps the ball on the outside. “See??!”

Leo is always curious about Sam's piercings.

• Sam cooks top ramen noodles or maruchans for Leo, and the little boy loves them. He especially likes it with hot sauce and lime. Shrimp flavor. It's easy for Sam, and if Leo likes it, then that's what he's eating. He eats it out of those bowls that have a straw in them.

• “Sammy, what's this??” Leo hands Sam's stash of weed up. “Hey! You're not supposed to touch that. Come on! Your parents are gonna kill me!” Sam freaks out and takes the baggie and stashes it somewhere out of reach. “Not for Leo, okay?” And Leo definitely told Scott about the baggie. He wasn't mad. He just laughed. “Dont tell y/n that happened. Shes gonna be pisseddd!”

• Sometimes Leo goes into Sam's room just to nap with him because he's mad at you or Scott. Napping always calms him down, and Sam doesn't mind sleeping with the little dude as long as he's not whining. Hours later, you always find the two tangled up with each other, or somehow, Leo ends up on, across, or under Sam (not in a way where he could be crushed. It's usually under his leg of arm.)

• Sam taught Leo to make fun of Scott. They always jab at Scott any chance they get, and Sam tells Leo it's okay since Scott is always calling him ugly, even though Leo knows Scott doesn't mean anything by it.

• They get down to the same music since Leo is with Sam a bunch. Leo knows the words to a couple of songs, and Sam feels so proud. He's also teaching the boy how to play guitar.

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs @valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @gothams-sweetheart @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira @alealuvshayden @mvst4far @prettiestmini @amiratheangel @blckberrie @literally-izzyy @litt1e-misssunsh1ne @chanellyvstvd

[bad268]

heeeey its the erm elasticdroid rq anon and oh good Lord im sorry 😧 i got nervous and it was like 1 am my request is for an elastic droid x reader and i really want it to be like. reader is also a youtuber / streamer, like super duper wowzers popular... and droid doesnt know this but reader is also friends with one of his friends, maybe like puffer or someone. ill use puffer because i think thatd make it easier to understand... and then one day puffer dms droid like "yo you wanna join my stream" droid agrees and joins but then hes like SHOCKED LIKE WAIIIIIIT WHY IS THERE THIS POPULAR STREAMER HERE and puffer is like "oh yeah [reader] is here too" and droid becomes all stuttery and nervous and stuff... maybe [reader] can like compliment him and he becomes even shyer ... hope this one made more sense 🙏🙏

Russian Roulette (Elastic Droid X Streamer! Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Youtubers

Requested: Clearly (bro this was so fun)

Warnings: Language (lots of it)

POV: Second Person (You/your)

W.C. 1151

Summary: Puffer seems to know the one person that makes Droid nervous.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

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You were having a slow stream day just chatting for the most part, but when your childhood best friend sent you a message to join his Russian Roulette lobby, you couldn’t refuse. He said something about wanting to throw it together, and he just needed one other person, you. 

“I know that TwitchCon and VidCon are coming up soon, and I might go,” You mindlessly talked to chat. “Is that something you guys would be interested in, or am I talking out of my ass?”

Immediately, your chat of just over 500k exploded in responses. Most were encouraging you to go to both of them, practically begging you to go by saying that would be the only reason they buy tickets.

“Okay, okay, okay, guys,” You chuckled, going to your other monitor to pull up some stuff to look into later regarding tickets, hotels, and logistics. “I’ll look into it, and I’ll see if I can get a group to go.” Just as you say that, you got a discord notification from Puffer.

“Russian Roulette. Pull up.” You couldn’t help but laugh out loud for a second, causing a flood of comments to roll in.

“Guys, I think I’m about to die,” You chuckled as you sent a quick message back to Puffer.

“The game right?” It only took him a few seconds to respond.

“No shit, get on.”

“How do y’all feel about Russian Roulette right now with a really random person I’ve never actually done anything with?” You asked to no one in particular, as you were already loading the game and changing the category of your stream. “I honestly don’t care what y’all say, but it’ll be fun.”

You loaded the game on your stream and joined the discord channel that Puffer sent you. You joined the call that had Puffer and two of his friends already in it.

“Well, well, well,” Puffer said as soon as you showed up on the call. “Look who decided to show up.”

“Okay, first of all, fuck you,” You laughed as you entered the code o join his lobby. “Second of all, I was in the middle of a heart-to-heart with my chat. Trying to figure out if I go to TwitchCon or VidCon this year. Last year was ass.”

“Wait, is that who I think it is?” One of the guys on the call shouted.

“Maybe, this is the childhood friend I told you about,” Puffer said nonchalantly.

“Yeah, hi, I’m Puffer’s friend,” You introduced yourself and your stream name, waving at your camera.

“You’re not ‘just Puffer’s friend,’” The same guy mocked and you looked over where his camera was on to see his jaw dropped as he stared at the scream. “You’re like one of the biggest streamers that still streams.”

“Thank you!” You blushed, but played it off, “I’m dedicated to the grind and a paycheck.”

“Arent we all,” The other guy in the call groaned. “I’m Grizzy, by the way.”

“Wait, you know Fitz and them, too, right?” You immediately recognized that voice. “I feel like I’ve met you before.”

“Yeah,” Grizzy dragged on. “When would I have met you?”

“If you went to PAXAus or were in some of the CS:GO videos,” You started listing. “I was in a few with Smii7y, and I bullied him a lot. I was also faceless back then, and I’ve rebranded since then.”

“Wait, I do remember you!”

“No way you guys already know them. I literally watch all of their content!” The other guy complained.

“You sound like this one guy that I watch,” You spoke up as your brain finally started putting the pieces together. “I’m blanking on his name right now, but his outro song is bbno$.”

“That would be that guy,” Puffer said, leaving the floor open, but the other guy was like a fish gasping for water. “Are you gonna say anything?”

“I am in shock,” He replied in a strained tone. You looked at his video and saw that he was breathing heavily as he held his chest, but he was smiling.

“Are you good, man?” You chuckled softly just as Puffer started the lobby. “Are you gonna be good to play?”

“I, uh, I’ll be fine,” The guy stuttered out. “I just…I’ll be fine.”

“He’s starstruck,” Puffer poked. “If I knew you were gonna be this nervous around them, I would’ve asked someone else to join.”

“No, I’ll be fine, just give me a minute,” He replied, muting himself and turning his camera off for a second. 

“What was that about?” You asked to Puffer and Grizzy. “Is he always this nervous?”

“No, it’s just you,” Puffer chuckled, amused at the situation.

“Me?” You gasped, “What did I do?”

“Exist,” Grizzy said simply. “He’s had like a massive crush on you for the longest time, and you just admitted to watching his stuff, so he’s probably crashing out.”

“He’s the guy?” You questioned as your eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. “I don’t remember his name, but It’s like ED or something, right? I remember a joke about erectile dysfunction, and I was fucking dying!”

“No shot you remember that stupid joke,” The guy said as he rejoined the call just in time to hear your comment. “Can we just start the game already? I might need to my Russian Roulette IRL if we keep talking about this.”

“Wait, give me a second,” You shouted even though Puffer started the game. “It’s Droid, right? I don’t remember the E part.”

“Elastic,” Puffer coughed into his microphone.

“ElasticDroid!” You screamed, and you saw his character flinch in the game. “That’s you!?”

“Yeah,” He replied back quietly as his face grew fifty shades of red. Whether it was embarrassment or the fact that his long-time parasocial crush watched his content, he couldn’t tell you. “That’s me.”

“No way, Puffer! You should have introduced me to your friends earlier!” You complained as it was your turn to pull your trigger. Thankfully, you lived to see another round. “Actually, this would be really cool. As of about 30 minutes ago, I decided I wanted to get a group to go with me to TwitchCon and VidCon. Would y’all go with me?”

“That would be like the biggest crossover ever,” Grizzy chuckled before he shot himself in-game. “Fuck! That was my first bullet!”

“Sweet! Puffer, send my number to Droid,” You said winking at the camera as Droid’s head snapped to the side. “I’ll text him to coordinate everything.”

“You just want his number, don’t you?” Puffer voiced your plan, but you weren’t going to fold that easily.

“I’m asking you to give him my number,” You shrugged, “It’s his choice if he wants to give me his.”

You had barely finished your sentence before your phone was sounding with a notification from an unknown number. 

“Of course I want you to have my number ;)”

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[whor-pheus]

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ive been thinking ab joel's final death sm since i watched his episode and im gonna get tism about it

Disclaimer that i DID realise some of this from another post but i cannot for the life of me remember who it was from aaa

SO! Lets look at all the other winners' deaths first. and lets take the context of minecraft out of this, esp for when we get to joel's Grian - Jumped off a cliff. Simple and effective, but also quick considering he was low health and had no armour. In a real life version, he probably would have broken his neck and died instantly Scott - Struck by lightning. I know technically it was the Watchers, but 'divine intervention' isn't exactly an IRL cause of death, nor are 'kill commands' from a non-story pov, so we'll stick with the lightning. ANYWAY, yes, lightning. In terms of death, it stops the heart. So, pretty fast, but definitely painful Pearl - Exploded. Once again, technically that's not her actual C.O.D but once again, soulmates do not exist (in the same capacity as DL, at the very least) in real life, so we're going with this. Because of how close Pearl was to Scott when he set off the TNT, she likely would've died from internal organ damage, possibly even having her heart muscle walls rupture, plus any additional damage from the schrapnel that no doubt wouldve hit her (although she definitely would've already been dead by that point). Alternatively, you could say she died of 'Heartbreak' (because her soulbound died), which I'd probably compare to a heart attack. While you can't say for certain how long the explosion death wouldve taken because of the variables, a heart attack has an upper limit, so to speak, of about 3-4 hours. Unless we're talking about Sudden Cardiac Death which is, as you might expect, instantaneous suspension of heart activity. It's pretty interesting that both of Pearl's death possibilities link back to her heart in some way in DL, but I digress Martyn - Same as Scott's lmao Scar - He's actually the only one, to my knowledge, who did not die. Which, again, is very interesting when you tie it back to his Earth (? i think? i forget lmao) association. hes not allowed to die

NOW we look at joel. Teleportation is, naturally, not a thing we can do irl (at least currently lmfaoo), so there's not an easy way to compare it like with the others. BUT that doesnt mean we can't do our damn best first, teleportation is what kept Joel alive for so long during part of the session. The fact that he uses the very thing that saved his life for so long to end it is just beautifully symbollic. not to mention the way he was laughing and making fun of his literal hunters as there were at least 5 or 6 people trying to kill him at any given point despite the fact that the entire episode he was nervous and worried about dying last minute is so painfully joel. but lets look at the actual contents of his death for a minute. Joel dies from fall damage after repeatedly throwing enderpearls into the air. He does not remove his armour for this and is at almost full health. He is, effectively, torturing himself. In minecraft, you can throw an enderpearl directly up into the air about 30 blocks. since he was throwing them forwards, as well, we'll say its only going up 25. that would still be 25 square metres, and almost 270,00 feet. but, obviously, we're taking liberties here because it's minecraft, so lets just say its 25 feet. Still, that is an insane number. That is half the length of a basketball court, the width of about four cars (on average) and four fridges (again, on average) stacked on top of eachother. And he does this (by my count) seven times in a row before dying. Everyone else died instantly in game, and more-or-less instantly from a real life standpoint, as well If that doesn't put in perspective how violent Joel's death was, i dunno what could

big fan of the angst potential here chat

[etherealspacejelly]

i know jack SHIT

about star trek

but what do you like about spirk and why

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME EXPLODE /POS

oh god where to start

its the fact that they are so perfect for each other for one thing. jim says in final frontier that he "always knew he would die alone." but edith keeler said in city on the edge of forever that spock belonged "at [jim's] side, as though you've always been there and always will". and its fucking TRUE. spock is Always at jims side, and hes like a lost puppy without him. he sees his lifes purpose as serving as jims second in command. he doesnt want command of his own. he "has a responsibility to [...] that man on the bridge". he is devoted to jim. loyal to a fault.

and jim Needs that. he needs that stability. people in his life come and go. he has so much responsibility as captain, 400 lives depending on his every decision. he needs his unflappable second in command to keep him steady, keep him focused.

spock sees jim as the most important thing in the universe. he throws himself in harms way time and time again to save him. he jumps in front of the poisonous flower in the apple, he launches himself into v'ger in the motion picture, in (im pretty sure) requiem for methuselah he insists on going into a dangerous room first.

BUT jim also sees spock as the most important thing in the universe. SOURCE: THE ENTIRE MOVIE THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK. he is literally willing to sacrifice his life, his career, his crew, and his ship to save spock. "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many" HE NEEDED SPOCK. HE NEEDED HIM BACK SO BAD HE BLEW UP THE FUCKING ENTERPRISE TO DO IT.

but its more than that. its the casual little intimacies of their relationship. its the way they reach out to touch one another when they're scared or worried or happy. its the prolonged eyecontact, the longing stares, the lighthearted teasing. its playing chess in the rec room, and despite spock being a creature of pure logic, jim winning 50% of their games.

its all of this:

THEY MAKE ME INSANE RAAHHHHH

[frauggiethecreature]

Have baked 10th class oc because im cringe and bored Bichemical weapons expert

Main weapons

-Luncher that throws containers of poison gas (probably mustard if we want to be specific) that leaves an area unsafe for human activity for [x] amount of seconds, when a member of the opposite team is in the area they will take [x] amount of damage a second until they leave the area or the gas dissolves

-just a straight up chunk of uranium, they can drop it where ever, for member of there own team they get buffs (slight healing when in range/are slight faster/crit changes go up slightly) ((they get cool comic book radiation that makes you a superhero) member of the opposite team take damage, im thinking just reskined bleeding damage, do what beeding damage dose but the edges of the screen are green instead if red. The Chunk Of Pure Uranium will stay there and keep working until a pyro dose Something (again idk im tired) to get rid of it (kinda like how spys zap sentries, pyros can get rid of the uranium, mostly because the fire suit makes them the most well protected from it)

-melee weapon is one of these signs on a stick they hit people with

Extra weapon ideas

-just a huge syringe full of Man Made Virus that if you get pricked with you start taking damage and the damage wont stop till you either heal in respawn, get healed by a medic, or die and respawn, heathpacks around the map will heal you but wont stop The Fun Man Made Diseases:3

If they hit a member of the enemy team that has any food items that they eat equipeed (sandvich bonk mad milk etc) then if that class consumes there food within [x] seconds after getting hit instead of doing what it normally dose they take sickness damage(reskined bleeding damage)

There uniform looks something like this, but either blue or red instead of orange

BESTIES with medic ofc ofc, they are commit war crimes (not an overreaction biochemical warfare is an actual war crime) together 24/7, engei is there too ofc they are all INSANE together, and may or may not accidentally create a full ass zombie virus together but like its finneeee:3

Late addition to the team, because the admin had to deal with a lot of legal challenges with getting a person whos whole job title is practically 'War crimes man' on the team, but with her wealth and given the fact the gravel wars aren't *real* wars because they are independently funded and no counties government is involved they cave and let team fortress have a biochemical weapons guy

holy shit this is SOOO AWESOMEEE

(pictures in ask are: 1: a triangular radioactive warning sign. 2: typical radioactive ppe; very loose fullbody onesie with a hood, thick gloves, and a curved visor with a large respirator)

the weapons are amazing, i love how they don't really overlap with other classes!

the gas is so cool, it would be great for breaking up a cluster! it think it should also make the enemies subject to mini crits like how jarate does! also maybe pyros can help their teammates by blowing air on them somehow?

i'm curious, how many uranium bits are there? i kinda like the idea of it being One that must be used very carefully (like around an entrance or around intel (OR since it helps teammates perhaps in an engie nest!)(OR A CONTROL POINT... maybe directly under one?? yk how some maps have the points on bridges?)) and has a field of effectiveness that's hard to see with your eyes (that way it's harder for the enemy team to dismantle) but a glowing aura and sound in its direct vicinity like a nirnroot! maybe it has a (very slow game-wise) timer where it'll explode or disintegrate after a certain period of time? maybe (and this so isnt realistic) pyro can accelerate this dramatically by blowing fire on it?

melee is 10/10 no notes

extra weapon ideas:

first of all i adore Virus Container and also i think if it were real the community WOULD make covid jokes about it and second of all poisoned food is SO FUCKIGN COOL. LIKE SO COOL

THIRD of all i have more extra weapon ideas.

alternative melee: like, one of those scary dramatic multiple-language "don't dig here" signs as like an improvised heavy hammer? it does extra damage but attacks slower!

alternative melee pt 2: same theme, one of these but small enough to carry! has a chance to crit and straight up impale the enemy

cosmetics include a bunch more irradiated bread creatures of courseee and stickers for the visor and cat ears for the hood and uniforms/outfits that are like alternative kinds of radioactive ppe throughout history or whatevrrr also headphones to listen to aforementioned rob zombie and icp

anyyway I LVOE MY MAD SCIENTISTS!!! YIPPIE WAHOOO

i think if this were real smth that would come out of it is a community event with the comic and the new gamemode and everything where you fight zombies and mutated creatures!

anyway i fucking LOVE this this is SO SICK!!! now, what is their name?

[sleeplessdreamer14]

HELLO HELLO!!

a totga au au (an au inside an au LOL) where reader goes to the wedding?

eve maybe isnt entirely up-to-date on the full extent of adam’s feelings for reader so she takes it into her own hands to invite them to the wedding! she’s well intentioned, but she has no idea the drama thats about to ensue lol.

you get the sparkly invite and just cringe. Did adam do this to rub it in your face? what the fuck did you do to deserve this?

you figure “fuck it, im gonna show up to this wedding looking hot as hell and piss him off.”. so, on the day of the wedding, you get your hair done, put on a stunning blue dress, and go to the venue.

once inside, your confidence drops. fuckkk this is gonna be a lot harder than you thought. All of adam’s family is here… all of eve’s family is there. so many rich important people are there to celebrate and now your suddenly feeling small.

“this was a bad idea.. I should just go—“ you think to yourself. turning to leave you get a bit lost and end up somewhere near the dressing rooms.

the sound of muffled crying gets louder as you turn the corner. you see a door slightly ajar and through it, adam clad in a tux sobbing into his hands.

Your mind told you to stay put and leave, but your body inches you closer to the room. you push the door open, “Adam?”.

Adams head shoots up, his eyes wide. Slowly, he gets up and with a shakey hand, touches your arm. He pulls you closer, hands moving all around you as if making sure you were real.

Tears flood your eyes and you lean into his embrace, “Adam… how could you do this? I thought you—“. “I know, I know,,” he coos unsteadily, “you thought right. And I still… I’ve always loved you…”

The sound of bells ringing interrupts your moment. It was time for the ceremony. You both pull back, your eyes searching his. Without thinking, Adam takes your hand and rushes you out of the venue discreetly and you two run off, far away from everything.

His parents, his predestined life— he doesnt care.

He at it all, but he had nothing without you.

(also eve is left at the alter but idk in this au she doesnt give a fuck bc uhhh shes bi with a woman preference and is in love with someone else LOL or smth idk)

BITCH (affectionate) I’VE HAD SIMILAR THOUGHTS!! I love the runaway groom idea (only in fiction tho) it’s giving Speak Now by Taylor Swift. OH AND YES READER WOULD FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE AT THE WEDDING, poor thing’s just a simple gardener :< I’d be willing to bet Adam sent that invite as a sort of call for help.

also when you said blue dress I immediately thought of the blue party dress from Anastasia.

Eve being left at the alter is a bummer dgmw but ultimately she’s good 👍🏽 Adam’s got a sister anyway.

The one that comes to my mind most often is that day at graduation where Adam could actually (lightly) push away Eve and his parents and for the first time in his life, ignoring them when they call his name. He doesn’t need it anymore. He needs you. He feels like he’ll die otherwise.

You’re just barely out of the venue when you hear rapid footsteps approaching and you turn around before you’re nearly knocked over by Adam throwing his arms around you. Just moments ago you were so ready to let go, so ready to walk away with a heavy heart… but now all of that has flown out the window and you suddenly feel lighter. Especially when Adam lifts you off the ground and spins you like you’ve always fantasized about.

“I don’t care how far you’re going. Where you go, I go.” he chokes, lightly tightening his hold on you. And so he does, he goes with you.

He wanted to, so he did.

Micheal simultaneously deflates with relief and explodes with elation because fUCKING FINALLY HE’S BEEN WATCHING YOU TWO EYE FUCK EACH OTHER FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

I’m SO glad you brought this idea up it’s been swimming around in my head for weeks maybe months

in the og totga au… Adam and the reader both dream of these alternate realities all the time.

[lunerna21]

...I've been out of touch for a while, getting over the shit I dealt with last year, but I NEED TO POST BEFORE THEY DO THE UPDATE ON THE JPN SERVER!!

***SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7 JPN SERVER CONTENT AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!***

I waited for a bit for the update on Leona's dream, but IM SO HAPPY THAT THEY GOT THE REDEMPTION THEY DESERVED!

Um can we talk about how Azul handled traveling into Jack's dream?! Being unconscious, yet he was stiff as a board with his eyes opened

I WAS HYSTERICAL I HAD TO PAUSE BUT POOR AZUL GETTING THE SHIT END OF THE STICK 😂👏🏻

He always gets fed weird things and can barely do his flight lessons; he's just too much lol

But Idia and everyone being freaked out about fake Leona being so passionate about Spelldrive, that gave me such a good chuckle, lol cause who can blame them seeing Leona in that way 😂

Jack's dream about how he imagined the Spelldrive tournament was tough. He has so much respect and admiration for Leona and Ruggie, but it was so tough watching him acknowledge what really happened

JACK HOWL IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST AND MOST MATURE OUT OF EVERYONE IN NRC (and that's crazy considering he's a freakin 1st year 😂)

But it was such a relief having back on our team 😭💙

AND WHEN JACK WAS GIVING US CREDIT FOR HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN HELPING WAKE UP EVERYONE, I WOULD'VE TACKLED HIM AND GIVEN HIM THE BIGGEST BEAR HUG POSSIBLE!!!

Now, Ruggie's dream I knew I might have a hard time. I lost my dad 11 years ago now, but learning all about Ruggie and how much he endured, I have to give Ruggie so much fucking credit and he has always been a favorite character of mine too

If I had a dream where my dad is alive, I think it would be so difficult or tough to cope with it again and go back to a life without them. But also people process pain differently, and I feel like Ruggie is such a strong person, dealing with everything thrown his way yet still being dedicated to a better life for him and his grandmother, even the community at home

But anyway, I also love his card and it's one of my favorites so far in Book 7 🥺❤️

I was kind of shocked that he didn't have Leona or Jack in his dream, but even not knowing Leona personally in his dream, he still respects him and that's the same with how much he respects Leona at NRC

...But Azul literally throwing madol coins and Ruggie literally knowing what coin they were to awaken him?! Azul and Ruggie are just all over the place but they're some of my favorites 😂

Finally, Leona's dream!?! It was just like the original movie after Scar took over! It was so cool seeing the similarities between Leona and Scar!

UMMM CAN WE TALK ABOUT BOTH CHEKA AND FALENA BOTH DIED!? I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT! ITS SO SAD

Kifaji looking after Leona too, even when he wasn't benefiting the kingdom, AND ACTUALLY BEING A GOOD NPC IN LEONA'S DREAM!? OH MY GOD I WAS LOSING IT. KIFAJI CARES AND RESPECTS LEONA SO MUCH IT WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

And again, Leona facing himself and battling in his overblot form!? Fucking amazing!

The growth that Leona has especially shown since Book 2 and Book 6 is like night and day. He's not going to let anyone stop him anymore, and he can still dictate his future and what he can have control over his life. FUCK YES LEONA, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOO! 😭❤️

And then Jack is crying about being reunited with Ruggie and Leona!? I was joining him sobbing; he's adorable 😭❤️

This redemption chapter was needed so badly for Savanaclaw. I love these guys so much, but I'm so happy they're (kinda) reunited again!

I WILL DIE SEEING THEM IN COMBAT AND ATTEMPTING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MALLEUS

IM READYYYYY!!

...Soon I'll do my thought on:

DEUCEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes into a million pieces*

[flightofgoro]

goro raised an eyebrow at sumire – watching as she scuffed the tip of her black shoe on the ground of the subway. he didn't really know how to respond to her initial response.

well, of course goro wouldn't be opposed to blowing off some steam (by obliterating shadows as his laugh rings throughout the area), it just seemed out of the blue, he guesses. again, goro wouldn't be opposed to the idea – as much as he'd like to maintain his ‘emotionally unavailable’ image.

“i guess i just wanted some company.”

curse goro's eyes for softening at the sound of her voice when she says that. maybe she was feeling quite lonesome, like him, and the thought of that makes goro's frown deepen. he shuts his eyes and pinches his nosebridge while thinking. a bit too hard. he doesn't know if sumire is doing this out of pity or what. goro lets go of his nosebridge and his eyes flutter open, boring holes into sumire's.

“… i suppose i wouldn't mind a little training, let alone let off some steam. in that case,” goro gives sumire a small smile – it's been a while since he'd done that, he thinks. “i'm willing to assist you by keeping you company, only if you remain focused at all times and listen. i wouldn't want to see poor sumire in trouble because she ran straight into battle.” goro was teasing, of course.

but that is a fair reason for that being a concern, if goro considered what happened in maruki's palace a few days prior. one could even say goro was worried about her, but he'd never admit it outloud. not to anyone, especially not akira or sumire. god forbid he ever tell akira that. he'd never hear the end of it.

shaking the thought aside, goro let his bag hang over his shoulder, “i hold faith you can keep up, don't waste time.” he reminded, goro seemed to be ready to go whenever sumire was.

"Goro-senpai?"

Sumire was standing at her usual spot in the subway, awaiting her bus, but she caught a familiar glance of brown hair, brown winter coat, green argyle vest. She runs up to him, her red hair that used to always be tied neatly in a ponytail now spilling over her shoulders. She glances at him almost apologetically before averting her eyes back to the ground.

"I-I was just about to text you. I was wondering ... um, if you wanted to go to Mementos later today. If you'd like." She pushes up her glasses. "... I'll probably go by myself, regardless. I just need to let off some steam."

— @yoshizawaviolet

goro straightens up when he hears his name, then rotates his head to see a familiar girl with her carmine hair tied up, cerise scarf wrapped around her neck along with her shujin uniform on - supported with a long, black winter coat that went down to her knees. of course, goro took note of the way she looked at him before her eyes avoided his. he crossed his arms while sumire uttered her next words.

“lose the formalities, sumire. if we're going to be fighting against a false reality, it'd be odd to be addressed formally.” goro stated firstly, his voice feeling dry in his throat. while thinking, he went to her question. “well, you won't be going by yourself, that's one. secondly, why don't you ask akira? he may be the better option you have.”

not that he was necessarily declining, goro just happened to think that there were probably better options to go with sumire. akira was up on the list for sure – he was frustratingly skilled. then there was sakamoto – as begrudging as that sounds. and the list goes on. it wasn't that goro was entirely incompetent, it's odd to assume that people would choose an ex-detective, who was behind the mass shutdowns, to go with them into another world. but if sumire wanted him to come, goro has no reason to refuse.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

hi king how was the worm did you enjoy the worm how many Normal Feelings did that fucking d&d ending give you because they fucking. DEMOLISH me every time I think about it

I ENJOYED THE WORM I ENJOYED THE WORM SO FUCKING MUCH. GODDDD. SHAPE IM GOING TO THROW UP AND DIE BADLY. god. okay. alright. locking the fuck in im going to just rant about literally everything holy shit

ok so first of all taylor. TAYLOR. holy shit dude. girl who makes good decisions!!!!! sooo many good decisions!!! amy you have to alter my brain you have to do it to defeat scion you have to do it!!! im going to explode!!! taylor hebert thinking about how things could potentially help in the long term but never ever thinking about how her decisions effect people in the short term!!!! not thinking about how rachel and lisa and anyone else would feel seeing her ruin herself in a crazy attempt to get more powerful to defeat scion!!!!! GOD!!! and after the fact when she was talking with contessa, she admitted she would have done it differently. she REGRETTED IT. she has never ever admitted that she regretted any of her plans BUT SHE REGRETTED THIS ONE. SHE WOULD HAVE DONE IT DIFFERENTLY. HEAD IN FUCKING HANDS. TAYLOR HEBERT ADMITS SHE DID SOMETHING STUPID!!!!

and she's in another world with her dad now. hang on i sent messages 2 the hornfreaker discord that perfectly encapsulate my feelings about her i'll just put them here if i think about her for too long i feel like eating my carpet

ALSO DEFIANT. OKAY. DEFIANT. drives me fucking crazy that taylor was controlling all of the tinkers and having them make a huge fucking machine and the first time she had them use it she "gave defiant the honour of flicking the switch" <<EXACT PHRASING. like she KNEW that was something he'd want to do so she made him do it!!!!!! and i talked abt this in the discord too but i dont wanna scroll back that far to find my messages but when the tinkers left her influence they kept fucking building it!!!! and i just know defiant was the one to convince the others to keep working on it once she wasn't controlling them!!! i just fucking know it!!!! he would have been pissed about being controlled but he and taylor are So Fucking Similar he would have UNDERSTOOD what she was doing and pushed to make her plan happen. AND WHEN THE DEVICE WAS READY. HE WAS THE ONE AT THE SWITCH AGAIN. BUT WILLINGLY THIS TIME. THAT DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY. the story started because of taylor and colin and it fucking ended because of taylor and colin. it started with them at odds and ended because of them working together. AUGHHHHH

AND D&D OUAGHHGHHHHH THEYRE SO FUCKING. IMPORTANT TO ME. SHE'S FREE NOW. SHE'S FUCKING FREE. NO TEACHER IN HER CODE NO ONE FUCKING AROUND WITH HER MIND ANYMORE. NO ONE CHANGING HER AGAINST HER WILL. SHE'S FREE AND DEFIANT FREED HER. BUT ALSO SHE FREED HERSELF BECAUSE SHE MERGED WITH PANDORA WHICH WAS LITERALLY AN EARLIER VERSION OF HERSELF. IM GONNA EAT LEAD. THEY DID IT. SHE'S FUCKING FREE. SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS NOW. dude if you had told me back when i was reading the aftermath of the leviathan fight that colin arm master wallis would be one of my favourite characters ever i would have spit on you and cursed your name and thrown you out a window or something. god. he and dragon are so everything to me. im gonna throw up and die. he's no longer zeus he's content being a hephaestus....... "my worst days with you are better than my best days alone" "you saved me" "i never thought i would be a cape wife" im going to eat my carpet

[draco-after-dark]

Hey. I'm in love with your au and I want to ask some questions.

Since JD is feral now, how does he protect his brothers when in danger? Like, a critter bigger than he is and wanting to attack him and his brothers, will he attack to just warn the creature to scramble and get away or he attacks to kill the creature no matter what because it threatens his brothers safety?

Thank you and sorry

Ahh I'm so glad you like it lets gooooo

Also never apologize for asking me questions about him I LOVE TALKING ABOUT GOBLIN MAN YALL HAVE NOT IDEA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN EHEHEHEHE!

But yes how would feral man protect his family that is the question.

I'll start with a warning there is going to be a chapter for the au going in detail of this exact scenario so if you want Absolutely no spoilers on how he would react defiantly skip reading this then.

*Spoilers for the feral JD AU fic*

Okay so it would definitely be do or die for him.

He hasn't seen his brother for OVER 20 YEARS and has presumed them to be dead for most of that time. That's the main reason he stopped seeking them out. There was also quite a few other reasons as well but that's all you need to know right now so deal with it.

So it would be the same reaction reguardless of which brother or how many of them were in immediate danger. They could be a mile away and he would be ripping through the forest to get to them in time.

Nothing stopping this man when he's on a mission.

You can imagine his flying out of noware and tackling what ever or whoever is threatening them. If this small that bitch is gone. He will yeet them into tomorow or just straight up snap it neck.

killing is a last resort though if they fuck off then he's not going to pursue them over staying near his brothers and making sure they're safe.

Like, a critter bigger than he is and wanting to attack him and his brothers...

Bigger critters are more hassle to him. It's not something he unfamiliar with when it comes to dealing with them. He just not used to having to protect them from something very dear to him, like his brothers.

If you've ever seen How to Train Your Dragon you can imagine him reacting similarly to Toothless when Hiccup was in danger.

Flying out of thin air and slamming into the critter or using his hair to wrap around a leg to throw it off balance if its charging at his family. If he doesn't think hell make it in time catch him whipping one of those exploding stars at it or just straight up his machete. Roaring at it to gain its attention and challenging it. Jumping just out of its snapping jaws well he leads it away from his brothers. Clawing and biting it when he gets the chance and then parkouring just far enough away to not get hurt. Even if he does get hurt though that wouldn't stop him till the critter is gone. If it wont leave he will lure it somewhere it will be trapped or ultimately start targeting vital points if the fight drags out to long or gets to dangerous. So yes he would kill it if he had to.

You can imagine his brothers would be very flabbergasted

The brothers: :0 :O :o :I

JD: *bleeding, covered in dirt and green critter blood* :]

[smaeemo]

15x18 "Despair" Quick Brainrot Summary

Jack is totally #bombmaxxing and they are like we gotta GTFO or totally magic this shit away

Billie pulls up to the function and is like "Y'all done." scythe in hand totally looking legit cray and is like "You bitches were sooo close"

The winchesters are then like "But bro, Chucky bear was the one behind this all along!"

Then Castiel out here begging please billie, " jack is so gonna detonate, pls fix my boy"

And Billie's like "This shit is bad, ig he's gonna lowkey explode, but I can like send him to a special little place" then proceeds to zap Jack into the empty, and is like "He's in a place that will absorb his shock #rubberwalls"

As soon as Jack finds himself in vemon's innards he like totes EXPLODES

Cut back to The team freaks, and Billie is like "Oops there she blows! Also I sent Jack to the empty" and they are all like "Oh that's not-" and then Cas is like "Is he like LiveMaxxing rn?" and Billie straight up "Idk" emotes.

Then Billie just goes like "The empty, shes.. large and vast... but she is gonna be PISSED if Jack is livemaxxing, and like we are already beefing so I banned her from earth and she like needs to be summoned or whatever" Then she's like "Jack for God's death book, good trade? good trade?" and they are like "YOU BASTARD, YOU LIED" and totally felt #betrayed. And she starts to peer pressure sam into giving her the death book.

Cut back to Jack, because he is "Live" Maxxing!!! and the empty now has beef with him too and is like "YOU DUMB BITCH IM GONNA KILL YOU-"

Cut back to The winchesters, and Sam gives into peer pressure and is like "here's the book" as he throws it on her #desk #customerservice. And Billie gets her fingers in there are #reads and is like "hmmm.... by god! there's a new ending" then channels her inner Villian and gives us the "Interesting..."

Cut back to Jack and the empty is like totes peeved and is like "YOU WOKE ME UP YOU CUNT, LIKE THAT'S SO NOT GLAZING" then like lowkey lunges, but before the violence can ensue Jack is star trek'ed back to the bunker

Then Billie is like "This bitch mine" and has a full ass custody war before Dean grabs her scythe and slashes her and she like cat hisses, uses the force, and then /resets her character back into her domain.

Jack like faintmaxxes and Sam is like "Omg! The book! It stuck!"

TIMESKIP

Dean and Sam work out their drama per usual and are like Bitchboy Michael is totes ghosting us.

Cut to a reaper going up to Billie and being like "The place has been secured from the EMPTY" and still peter griffin seething Billie is like "OMG! TYSM"

Cut back to Winchesters/main plot where the apocolyspe people TM/Ressurected hoes are like dissapearing, and they are like "Ugh, that girl is still doing this shit??" (Billie)

Then Charlie (Apocolyspe edition) who they are visiting because her bae was /kill @e'ed, and Charlie is like "these mfs know something" and so tfw is like "Billie is beefing because Dean stabbed her and everyone is gonna die"

Then sam has a lightbulb moment, and is like "Eileen!" so they haul ass over to her, but were too fashionably late and all that was left was her phone (sad face)

Sam gets like 2 min grief before going "Lets make a bass and ward that hoe with bedrock atp, yk for all the apocalypse people and #resserecters"

Then they are all like "Omg yes!!!" But then Dean is like "Im gonna go back to the bunker and kill Billie for being a HATER" and Cas is like "Baby don't go alone, I'll #tagalong"

Everyone thumbs up the message and they like go their separate ways

Sam and Jack go to a creepy ass Silo and totally ping everyone give their location, #send ur ETA

Everyone/most get to the silo and the crew is warding that bitch UP and they lowkey doing all the cheats to keep the tresspassers OUT. Then Jack goes near the plant and the plant #dies and Jack is like "Bruh" and then when they think they are safe, the uno reverse card is totes played and everyone starts tragically dying (besides sam and jack) and jake is like "omg wtf" and sam is all "sad face"

Cut back to Dean and Cas: They get back to the bunker and Dean grabs the Scythe and uses a key to go back into Billie's pad, and is like "Lets make her SWEAT" so they walk around looking for her and #destroying things/

Then they find her and dean lowkey stabs her and is like "Wasn't trying to kill you. so like stop killing all my pals" and she's like "Girl that's like not even me doing that, its chucky, doy"

And Dean and Cas are lowkey #shocked! Then she uses the force on them aka channeling her darth vader, then grabs her scythe.

Then she's all like "When you slashed me, you pulled a hamlet and basically poisened me to die, which is so not #nice" and then she's all like "IDGAF abt dying, its inevitable, so Im gonna complete my quest and KILL YOU DEAN" then Cas and Dean are shaking in their boots and try to out run DEATH and make it back to the bunker.

After they get back into the bunker Dean is like ok ok wtf do we do, and then Billie shows up yet again Darth Vader style, using the force to like stop Dean's heart.

And Dean and Cas start running, and Billie is like "Hoe, I have your heart wtf r u even gonna do??"

Then they make it to a store room and Cas uses his blood and makes a sigil that is anti-billie, then Dean's heart works again and

Billie is like standing out side of the door knocking on it like so annoyingly this whole time

Dean is like "Im so sorry, I am a vengeful piece of shit and now both of us r gonna totes die. But like me first" and then he's like "We should been with Sammy and Jackie and not here, Im lowkey apologetic"

And Cas suddenly is like "Think think BRAINBLAST" and is like "Well... there is someone who can stop her... someone strong enough to end her for GOOD" and Dean is like "tf?"

Then... Cas spills the beans about his deal and Dean goes "You what?" feeling #betrayed

And Cas is like "the deal was my life for his, that the empty would take me at my moment of true happiness" which is so lowkey PETTY

And Dean is like "Y r u tell me rn?"

So Cas goes: "I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive, and you're angry, and you're broken. You're "daddy's blunt instrument." And you think that hate and anger, that's... That's what drives you, that's who you are. It's not. And everyone who knows you see it. Everything you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love. You fought for this whole world for love. That is who you are. You're the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. (he smiles, crying now) You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of Hell... Knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack... I cared about the whole world because of you. (sad laugh as a tear rolls down his cheek) You changed me, Dean."

And dean is like "Y this sound like a goodbye????"

Then cas goes "bc it is" leaving dean #speechless

Then before dean respondmaxxes...

Cas goes "ily" and dean is like "nah don't do this Cas..."

Then the random squelching of knockoff venom comes up behind him and Cas goes "Goodbye Dean" and SHOVES that boy into the corner, leaving a #bloody handprint TM on his shoulder (similar to the burn from when he GRIPPED him TIGHT and PULLED HIM from perdition)

Then Billie BUSTS into the room and the Empty takes both of them into the mysterious goo world. and Dean is like "yo wtf" and starts #sniffle maxxing

Then Sam starts calling him, and Dean ignores it and starts #sobmaxxing

All in all

Apocolypse people/resurrected died L

Cas #confessed to Dean then got eaten by knock off Venom alongside billie

And Dean won a crying competition

The end.