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squipedmew · 2 months ago

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and suddently the rate of no-mercy routes goes up by 300%

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sweetbouquetartisane · 4 months ago

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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

#thats literally me #been active on my sideblog but not here cause it feels less Official #moviegifs #filmgifs #good will hunting #matt damon #userstream #dailyflicks #idk what to tag im just copying posts #fyeahmovies #cinemapix #this is supposed to be a joke idk if it reads that way but its been sitting in my computer for too long so #userbbelcher #dailytvfilmgifs #filmtvdaily #whatever #also ive forgotten how i did these. like how i put the subtitles there. oh well.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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"it's not that deep" not yet but I've got a shovel and fan theories and digging makes great exercise!

#sometimes in literary analysis things line up like an accidental pun #no it's *probably* not intentional but that doesn't make it less amusing #I'm building this theory like reverse jenga not bc it's structurally sound but because the block were lying around & im having a good time #anyway i think we should replace irl conspiracy theories (bigoted rightwing cult behavior)#with elaborate insane viral fan theories that everyone on the internet pretends to take seriously #everyone goading each other on digging up increasingly obscure 'evidence' treating it like it's already been made canon #basically red string and a cork board levels of crazy but make it a social media activity #but at the end of the day it's a joke everybody's in on. Yes And improv at its finest #call that Goncharov's Razor

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sunburstsandmoonshadows · 6 months ago

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mr. mystery says: go ahead and stick your kid in a washing machine! it's good clean family fun!*

*mr. mystery also says that per the waiver signed upon entering the mystery shack, you can't get mad at him if your kid does not, in fact, like it.

#gravity falls #handcrafted pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #mystery twins #stanley pines #my art #comic #everyone cheer and clap for that pretty good old man profile i drew #or im blowing up the whole building (joke)

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siyaazu · 8 months ago

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True pacifist ending.

#undertale #undertale fanart #grillby #frisk #frisk undertale #im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad #familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm #that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU

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anbaisai · 10 days ago

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The voices won, introducing my jamimayu fankid 🐍🍙

(Originally I wanted to make a more proper full-body ref before sharing him BUT I liked how this turned out, so treat this as like a bit of a sneak peek ww)

#my art #twisted wonderland #twst #jamimayu #oc #twst oc #rami viper #wow im drawing an oc thats not mayu.... incredible #anyways i joke that he likes being good at things #but jamil absolutely destroys him at everything he tries #(jamil. are you maybe taking out ur childhood trauma on ur kid /j)#cue rami in shambles at the DDR machine at the arcade bc he cant beat jamils score #more lore eventually when i uh get to the full ref #this is just for fun

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sapphire-to-the-rain · 8 months ago

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unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe / blonde.

+ zoomed in versions :))

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drmelking · 4 months ago

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My favorite part of The Pitt is every single doctor desperately vying for Robby’s attention and approval and then there’s Whitaker who looks like he wants to scurry off into the walls or crumple into a puddle and disintegrate every time Robby so much as glances his way and so of course that’s who Robby decides to be like “that’s him. that’s my new favorite white boy” with

#im joking but also #smth smth the boys club of it all #robby latches onto to whitaker and says he has game and constantly checks in on him in a way you can picture him doing with a younger #Langdon. meanwhile mohan and mel and santos and javadi and mckay are kinda just. there #and he is obviously a good teacher to all of them. hes hard on Mohan because he believes in her and mel and mckay are doing fine and dont #need checking in on and santos he does check in on when it becomes clear there is a problem and collins and him had a thing so he can’t #hover. but also #its clear he sees himself in whitaker and saw himself in langdon and adopted them as His Mentees in a way we have not seen him do with any #of the women #and you combine that with everything with David and Mckay and its like. okay i see you robby #like he is not a misogynist but he has created an unintentional boys club! hes thinking more about the kid with a hit list than the girls #that list targets!#it is just. such a realistic depiction of a genuinely good guy who is trying his best but also does have ingrained biases that even he #is not aware of #the pitt #the pitt hbo #the pitt 2025 #michael robinavitch #dennis whitaker

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hinamie · 1 year ago

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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #ryoumen sukuna #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk 264 #yuuji #sukuna #god sukuna's face is so priceless he rly does look like a cat at the vet #AND I MISSED HAPPY YUUJI i would read a compilation of every panel of smiling yuuji in a heartbeat #i also missed pink sukuna :') no context n u can almost pretend we r back in the good old days #anyway i debated adding text 2 this because to me it looks like Let's Take Ibuprofen Together #and since thats Sukuna's Thing (tm) i feel like theres a joke 2 b made there with yuuji saying it 2 him #but i decided against it smtimes simple is best #ok my hand is actually showing signs of overuse im done fr the day i PROMIS E FHFJSFJJ #it's just the meat of the palm pinky side and not the wrist so thats a good sign #ill probably b better tmr . no rest fr the wicked stay strong girl

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lesbianwithchainsaws · 1 year ago

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Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself

#my least fav is probably possession horror #there are some good ones (the exorcist for example) but for the most part im not a fan #horror #horror movies #polls #also if anyone votes for slashers; i will cry (/joke)#i just genuinely love slasher movies

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sboochi · 2 years ago

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Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/

First >> Next

#good omens #bbc merlin #aziraphale #crowley #arthur pendragon #merlin #magic omens au #crowley stop trying to look cool this is NOT the right moment #this took 16 hours im not even joking #entirely my fault bc i insist on drawing the speech bubbles manually #tune in for next part for some thrilling action! (more hostility)#my art #long post

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starridge · 18 days ago

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ty guys for loving tinsey.......... have a quick attempt at a battle sprite.....

#deltarune oc #tinsey #deltarune #im no good at spriting but i wanted to try....#pretend im smart enough to know how to stick this guy in tv world #theyd have cooking instruments full of fire as one of their attacks i think #if they attack at all #i think if you did have to fight them theyd be a joke fight not actually difficult at all #oc: tinsey

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svtskneecaps · 2 months ago

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FUCK IT!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD CULTURAL EXCHANGE IN THEM!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD LANGUAGE BARRIERS IN THEM!!!!! I MISS WHEN WE WERE ALL CRAMMED IN A PIT TOGETHER SCREAMING AND SHAKING AND SOBBING AND CONFUSED AS ALL HELL SITTING IN THE TUMBLR LIVEBLOGS HOLDING HANDS AS WE ALL EXPLAINED WHAT THINGS MEANT, WHAT THE REAL WORLD CULTURAL CONTEXT WAS, WHAT WAS GOING ON IN BITS THE TRANSLATOR COULDN'T GET!!!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER GODDAMN PURGATORY!!!!! GIVE ME A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FORMING SIX PERSON FAMILIES OVER THE SPAN OF THREE TO FIVE DAYS!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE EVIL SHADOW GOVERNMENT THAT NEVER MADE ANY GODDAMN SENSE, GIVE ME THE STUPID FUCKING EYE WORKERS THAT WERE AGGRAVATINGLY UNBEATABLE, GIVE ME THE CONFUSING ASS BLACK CONCRETE STRUCTURES THAT WENT BASICALLY FUCKING NOWHERE!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT ALL IF IT MEANS I GET A FRENCH MAN AND A GUY FROM LUXEMBOURG AND A WOMAN FROM SOUTH KOREA SHOOTING THE SHIT IN A MINECRAFT PIT STARTER HOUSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT IF I GET BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE AND FRENCH AND ENGLISH AND SPANISH SITTING AT A FUCKING TABLE IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND MEETING ROOM THEORIZING ABOUT A MINECRAFT CHARACTER WITH AN APPEARANCE BASED ON A JOKE ABOUT A GUY'S DOG BEING AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

#NOT THE ADMIN EXPLOITATION THO THAT CAN STAY GONE #block game brainrot #shut up vic #qsmp #im in my feels idk the qsmp really struck a chord in me #that nothing has really been able to refill i'm ngl #i really miss the brain workout i got trying to keep up with the cross cultural multilingual stuff #and it's not the same if i just watch the streamers in languages i don't understand #bc on qsmp it was like. i can watch the pov of a streamer coming from the same language background as me #and then i know that if i'm lost so are they and then i don't feel like i'm floundering alone #but like i don't have that anymore :( i miss it a lot #it was so funny and it was so earnest and i really FELT IT #it was a whirlwind and it was so exhausting and there's bits that ethically probably should never be repeated (eggs)#but i wouldn't want it to be different (except the workers rights violations; again those can go)#idk all these fucking duos that sound like absolute pipe dream crossover nonsense and are fully viable #it's nuts and it's beautiful and i miss how fucking WILD that was #i'll never not be upset that the koreans and hugo barely even got a MOMENT #i was so excited to see how they would interact with and respond to the overall island lore like the federation and the codes #ughhhhh anyway it's 4am i'm in my feels nothing has really engaged me the way qsmp did #i really enjoyed the challenge of the culture and language barrier bc i really had to ENGAGE with the streams #in a way i don't normally and in a way i haven't since #i miss it :( also slimeriana. that too. fucking hilarious. can we get them in the outlast trials.#add cellbit and roier call it a double date what who said that #(that's a joke to be clear but not the part about the outlast trials they should do that those streams were peak)#anyway uhhhhh if you read these good fortune is coming to you soon #long tags

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sockssketchingshack · 3 months ago

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Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like

#this isnt even a joke #i am watching #but in a good way #i swear im normal #kinda #trust #i just wanna talk #digital art #art #drawing #artists on tumblr #my art #digital drawing #original art

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umblrspectrum · 10 months ago

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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking #the solver granted me this mental image #definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough #nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back #yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point #or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this #we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit #something something stupid mutt #my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags #art #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones flesha #i guess #or #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like #noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose #i dont know how to draw roses help

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saragrosie · 10 months ago

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I was ltr just drawing them in swapped outfits cuz ya know disco is canon in Yakuza 0 and then bam they fucking Harry Du Bois'd Majima and ive never been more hyped for a video game in my life

Expect to see more of this in non shitpost style (yes I lowered the graphics on kiryu and majima im tired) bc I love disco fashion and RGG and DE <3

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