#implied in this case

[doyoulikethiscomment]

"This was great! I really don't understand what happened in the last scene though?"

[kicks0u]

uh oh! i turned your slime girl into a robot!

[trustymikh]

there are many benefits to being a ground-type pokemon trainer

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit A Day May '25, Day 4: The "Goatfather"!

I wanted to do something different for today's prompt "favorite alt ego/hermit" instead of Android 24 or hels, so I went with something new! I know dbhc Doc wasn't technically around for the actual Goat Father alter ego origin back in s7, but since Doc still has his casino in s10, I decided to indulge one of my favorite tropes: putting characters in fancy suits :)

Also featuring maid dress lawyer dbhc doc because. silly mc skins :]

[gluestickv]

Here gremlins have this before I make another naruto as memes post🧍

I know we talk about kakashi being mentally screwed but I just know Yamato after the war arc was on watch💔 and probably before that because no person comes out sane from being around orochimaru more than 24 hours

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

[sweeneydino]

Its not a fathers day.

[nenoname]

It's still interesting that TBoB called more attention to Stan's control over his mindscape (And if you go with the interpretation that the lost pages are partial truths that are heavily influenced by Bill, then he's the one insisting that only someone with training should be able to have that much control over the mind.)

Meanwhile we have a memory!Stan. Someone who apparently knows too much and is rather aware for being a simple memory.

From the Wheel of Shame, we know Bill was able dig up all kinds of dirt on Stan but... that wasn't why he was there in the first place, was it?

Bill couldn't find the code immediately despite a memory of Stan opening the safe being a few hours old at most and decided to have Mabel try find it for him (The original concept of the ep had it far more hidden but this was likely cut because of time constraints)

Ford did experiments on Stan's mind which likely meant using Project Mentem and actually looking around his mindscape, and his only reaction was to comment on his jokes-- despite what little we the audience know being enough to render us sobbing wrecks

(yes I refuse to shut up about this part cos the book's intro is extremely underrated)

Stan was able to replace his memories of Ford with the swingset instead and managed to hide Ford in his Bar Mitzvah memory. And that's not even mentioning the lack of visible Portal and Stan o' War which noticeably show up in Ford's dreamscape (the broken swingset manifesting anyway pains me tho)

He subconsciously has misdirects for his secrets that are both silly and manages to disturb everyone too

And while Bill-as-Soos being bored by the vending machine memory is a joke that's basically the crew's way of going "hey remember the thing way back in the first ep that's going to show up in the next one?" and in-universe appears to be Stan slipping up, it's interesting that they had Stan input the wrong code when it's consistent literally every other time its inputted (especially when it shows up correctly in the very next episode)

It's even possible that the safe code that Bill found could have been a misdirect too but we'll never know since the safe got blown open by dynamite.

Stan was able to buy time by making his mind blank despite being genuinely terrified when Bill enters his mind (to the point that he breaks character and uses his own voice to yell), and could conjure up his living room (in colour opposed to his mind's regular greyscale) to make sure Bill didn't have enough room to flee, slamming the door in his face before the effects of the memory gun kicked in.

(EDIT: Random door analysis here)

And maybe the twins eventually told him that Bill had already been inside his mind after their W3 reunion, but all we know was that his conscious self was left in the dark for ages and wasn't really aware of Bill until Weirdmageddon.

TBoB showing McGucket's dreamscape also brings up the idea of the effects of the memory gun manifesting differently to each person. To Stan's mindscape, the memory wipe manifests as blue flames which immediately brings to mind Bill's powers but it's a far lighter shade (maybe to more closely match the memory gun and its eventual fade to white?)

The end of TBoB and the website poem also firmly reminds us about Stan's connection to fire but there's also the question if Stan himself is actually aware of it...

[teratomatica]

you always land on all fours

[just-qonika]

"i really, loved the literature club."

id like to think after monikas "deleted" this is how it feels to look back on everything that happened; she has a guilty conscience once she realizes how far everything got taken, and how bad it really was.

ᵐᵒⁿⁱᵏᵃ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ˢᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳⁱᶻᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ⁱᵗ ᴴᵁᴿᵀˢ :⁽ ˢʰᵉˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛⁱˡ ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉ

[yourfaveisintersex]

Cardinal Vincent Benitez from Conclave is canonically intersex! His variation is unclear, however he's described as having (and keeping when offered a hysterectomy!) a uterus and quoted as saying "some would say my chromosomes make me a woman"!

[heartless-aro]

One of my least favorite responses to discussions about arophobia in fiction is “That character isn’t aromantic though! They’re just a psychopath/sociopath/narcissist/[insert relevant stigmatized disorder here]”. Being aromantic and having a personality disorder — including ASPD or NPD — are not mutually exclusive. The trope of “This person doesn’t feel love, therefore they are evil” doesn’t stop being arophobic the moment it’s directed towards a character with a personality disorder (yes, even if they have one of the “scary” personality disorders). Ableism and arophobia often intersect in this way, and that doesn’t make the arophobia any less arophobic

[1960z]

so apollo thinks phoenix is knowledgeable about marriage huh? ….. I wonder who he thinks he’s married to?

[butterflyscribbles]

“Just like your dad…so eager to serve others as the soup has only just begun to simmer…

Give it time.”

AU where someone very different was waiting for MK after he stepped into the pillar🐷💜

[transingthoseformers]

Okay so with Soundwave's telepathy, do you ever wonder if he's made agonizingly aware of how lustful members of the Deception/Autobot ranks are for each other? Additionally, do you think he, as resident DILF whose raised several kids to adulthood (and evidently has kick ass sire coding) who can and does hold his own, is the prime target of some of those lustful thoughts?

Like. It's one thing if Jazz has the occasional freaky ass thought about Soundwave and Blaster and whoever else. It's another thing if Soundwave can't even walk onto the bridge without being bombarded by horny thoughts.

Soundwave, hauling back the mutilated corpse of a spy, soaked in energon and innards: Crisis: Averted. Encryption measures are being redone in all relevant files as we speak. Additional security has been installed. Recommend: manual checks until-

Skywarp, Shockwave, Megatron, Tarn, all at the exact same moment and with the exact same degree of lust hidden in their fields: I can't not fuck him

Soundwave, realizing what kind of meeting he's in for:

And it'd be funnier if the cassettes were in on it too??? Like someone decided it was their job to get him laid, and now all of them are putting their back into it at all times?

Ravage wants another grandkid: Ratbat wants siblings. Both sets of twins want Sounders to have someone else to occupy him so they can get away with more pranks.

Jazz, being interrogated (again): Hey sexy! Got any plans for your time off?

Soundwave: How do you know I have vacation??

Jazz: Oh, nothin, just Rumble said-

Soundwave, making a mental note to ground all of the kids before it gets out of hand(again): You're going back to your cell. We're done here.

Interesting

Because I feel like that could be immensely funny

I feel like it'd be such a Thing to know so many of the mecha around you are horribly down bad for you, especially considering everything?

Though, as a telepath, Soundwave probably finds out quickly that people think about a lot of things

SIMULTANEOUSLY? EVEN TARN????? Wow!!

I love the idea of the cassettes playing wingmen here lol

This sounds like a fascinating set-up going on

[meowrimo]

innocently getting ready in the morning while still wearing his shirt from the night before, diligently brushing your teeth when he sneaks up behind you, pressing his hard length against you in his thinly veiled boxers.

it happens so fast you don’t realize you’re being bent over, panties shoved to the side in wake of his aching cock sinking into your warmth with a heavenly groan of your name.

gripping onto the sink was barely enough to steady you as he delivered thrust after thrust, fingers digging into your hips as if his life depended on it. the toothbrush landed in the sink with what would’ve been a distinct clink if not for the endless stream of moans spilling past your lips.

his pace was relentless, your body still waking up from the deep sleep you were in only minutes ago. the slightly sleepy state only hurtled you towards reaching that blissful high, your thighs trembling as they could barely stand their ground against his sudden onslaught.

a large hand grabs a hold of your head, forcibly snapping your attention up so you have no choice but to see yourself in the reflection. your eyes were barely opened but you could see the toothpaste smeared across your lips, a sliver of drool dripping out from the corner of your mouth as he continued to ruin you.

your eyes fight to match his gaze in the mirror before meeting a dark and hungry look that had you clenching around his length — further encouraging him to make a mess out of you before you so much as said good morning.