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Second one in the series!! This is Ashbearer, an insanely overpowered Pathfinder ifrit barbarian in a campaign I was a player in last year. She works for (and eventually overthrows with ease) an ancient vampire overlord who wants to throw the land into a permanent eclipse. She eats people also.
#rowan screams into the void#oc#putting her next to meredydd is very funny because here they look evenly matched#however Ashbearer would fucking obliterate that twink#in like. 0.3 seconds#even if i converted pathfinder insane stats back to normal dnd stats it would be over before he could blink
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Rook got her dance
#someone asked on my last post if she got her dance#lucanis caved to rooks request after exactly 0.3 seconds#dancing’s fun when it’s with the person you killed gods for I guess#remember kids the victory ball is Now Canon because Dragon Age Lore is MINE NOW#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#dragon age#rookanis#datv#rook#dragon age fanart#lucanis dragon age#can u tell i had concepts of a background and then went no ❤️#checkerboard dance floor to save my brain#also lmao when I drew it with their crowns on they looked like when deers fight and their antlers get stuck together#Vivienne Rook Mercar#Rook Mercar#my art
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COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate
day 1: his fighting style includes flipping around and being dramatic and destroying motorcycles for no reason
#106 bday#steve rogers#steverogersedit#dailymarvelgifs#dailymarveledits#the avengers#captain america#chris evans#chrisevansedit#marvel#my gifs#absolutely no fucking reason he needs to flip around that much#youre just showing off at this point#and the motorcycles??? how many must he destroy before we stop him#they were perfectly good motorcycles steve#rides around for 0.3 seconds and then is like actually fucking this thing TOSS
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I love how you can tell that he's smiling when he says the last part. 💕
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#DATV#Veilguard#Lucanis Dellamorte#Dragon Age: The Veilguard spoilers#Veilguard spoilers#DATV spoilers#I know I saved a recording of it somewhere in my drafts#need to dig it out#I can't help it#FLUFF... my only.... okay... one of my many... many.... weaknesses#also crazy how this man is so careful when communicating his feelings to Rook for a good while actually#but he yaps to the other companions about it in 0.3 seconds when there's an opportunity haha#like he could've stopped at ''I'll let you know'' and keep his feelings to himself but he didn't‚ he just had to share his delight#I do wish we got more romance banters#not just for Lucanis but all companions#with Davrin I think I've also only got two#but they're so fun#I need more fluffy gossip about my beloveds in my life
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random thought but sometimes I think about the Flags surviving the events of stormbringer,,,just imagining them throwing Chuuya yet another surprise party for his inauguration to exec and Chuuya (jokingly) hits them with a “oh grantors of dark disgrace” in response
the Flags, jumping out to surprise Chuuya: CONGRATSSS ON MAKING EXE— Chuuya, pretending to be shocked: oh grantors of dark disgrace Albatross: WAIT NO
the Flags pausing before Albatross is just like. did u just make a joke??? and when Chuuya genuinely laughs in response they’re like omg…OUR BOY
#ena.hc#enarchive: sb#bsd the flags#bsd stormbringer#the Flags my beloveds#i miss them dearly#asgr was sooo foul for giving Chuuya such a good and solid friend group#and then 0.3 seconds went SIKEEE#like damn...can u relax#q: from the bird app
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fruity
#dan's hand thing lasting like 0.3 seconds and me trying to kinda cancel out the pink filter and is why the last gif looks like That sdjfs#dan and phil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#dpgdaily#danandphilgames#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#Phantasy Mocktails with Daniel and Philippe
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cringey Edwin prom photo while I put off a high effort piece
#highly recommend doing this with your favorite ship especially if they have a height difference#it’s so funny to make them look awkward as hell#I think Ed would have pretended he didn’t want to go to prom until Winry picked out her dress and showed it off to him and he’s like. damn#this photo was taken 0.3 seconds before Ed realized this pose made him look catastrophically short and got pissed#he didn’t initially notice because he was too flustered from touching a girl’s waist#he wants to be a gentleman but also how does one do that#anyways sorry for yapping so much#my art#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#fma fanart#edward elric#winry rockbell#edward x winry#ed x winry#edwin#ship art
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Watching Awakening Parts 4 & 5 is mostly just me waiting for my favorite failwoman to have a bazooka-assisted meltdown on national TV
#gargoyles#disney's gargoyles#this whole exchange is flippin' incredible#girl you went from 0 to 60 in 0.3 seconds#she was happy for like… what… an hour? before it all started falling apart#for someone who’s been alive for so long you think she’d’ve learned some patience and subtlety#but no all she really knows is how to betray first and not ask questions later#anyway I can't do justice to her and all her character flaws in these tags but she's incredible and tragic and complex and I love her#demona
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i am so obsessed with emily rn i cannot move
#it’s probably just the glasses irdek at this point#she’s literally so loserish and failurebot and has like -0.3 seconds of screentime like WHAT is wrong with me#murder drones
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this was where we achieved peak londy i think
#like????#andy's smile. the fact it took him approx. 0.3 seconds to decide to put the hat on lonny#“lonny come over here” and he just does so immediately#lonny's reaction when andy tells him the hat looks good. also his enthusiastic nod about wearing it for the next song#peak londyisms right there#beloved freakazoid#my babygirl <3#black veil brides#londy
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Did a ride-along in a fire truck today and I happened to schedule it on the day of a parade
Some woman walked out in front of the truck while we were moving at a snail’s pace and the driver said something like “oh that’s a great idea”
So I muttered “bad form” (as in ‘a gymnast has bad form in their routine’ ie, the lady has bad form in keeping herself safe) into the headset real casually
The fire medic sitting next to me (my sister in law lmao) snapped her head over to look at me with the widest eyes I had ever seen her make. Like seriously she is unflappable, the most hardcore lady I know. she’s one of the few fire medics comfortable with drilling IO (intraosseous: fluid administration via bone marrow) routes prehospital and she’s looking at me proper shocked, like I’d sucker punched a family member. saying “Whoaaaa, holy shit! I didn’t think you had it in you to say that!”
“Bad form? Bad form, I said bad form.”
“I heard you call her fat whore.”
The rest of the 9 hours in my ride along, everyone in the firehouse kept calling each other fat whore
I can never go back there
#mapple blog#chat I need a personal executioner stat#monumental misunderstanding fuck up#not even gonna call this ramblings#I just experienced a canon event#my face felt like it got pan seared in 0.3 seconds#turned as red as the goddmn truck
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(looks at my fic ideas list) well can i still write hob gangbanging darby. would that be okay
#yappas#i just think . i just think.#I think mal would know how to make darby c*m in like 0.3 seconds and now we’ll never know …………
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Btw if i don’t reply to ur messages it’s most likely bc I’m on mobile not desktop and/or was on mobile then forgot abt it
#I’ve got like 6 chats I need to reply to I’m so sry#I just rly hate desktop I use it for 0.3 seconds and exit out
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I need more interactions between them
#genshin layla#layla#scaramouche#wanderer#genshin impact#digital art#fanart#art#art meme#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#meme#this is what they look like in my party before destroying a boss within 0.3 seconds
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hmtb chapter 49 >> AO3 <<
#ange draws#hmtb#grian#mumbo#grumbo#soft hugs#because we like those#bet you didn't expect THIS from the sleepover#(hoped? sure#watch me burn it to the ground in 0.3 seconds#i mean what#who said thatt#hmtb art
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I am sad and pouty and sad and pouty because I've not received the attention I require. MY ENCLOSURE !!! I'VE RECEIVED NO ENRICHMENT. HOW DARE YOU. sad and pouty sad and so so pouty.
Sharing this frame again because I love it lots and lots. mwah

In fact I will share lots of drawings I like. happy time for tbob-enthusiast tonight. sometimes my art brings joy. sometimes ...




#unhappy night for me tonight chat#feeling like an abandoned and fussy bratty cat#feeling like giffany when soos looks away for 0.3 seconds 😭#not quite a vent ... just. sad sad moment#:(
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