#incorrect AEW

[incorrectaew]

PAC: Hey Reddit, throwaway account because people might know my main. My (38MF) new partner (43M) has an adopted son (27M) from a previous relationship that ended really badly. Anyway, his son refuses to bond with us in any way. Any time it feels like we're making progress, he lashes out and becomes a whiny baby. He doesn't think I'm trying to replace my partner's ex but has accused us both of trying to murder them. My partner thinks he just needs time. I think he needs tough love. WIBTA for knocking sense into my partner's son?

[youngbuckisms]

I have no motivation to write ANYTHING today 🙃

[skylessknights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [6/?]

in/sp/o

[milesworld96]

I been thinking things ngl

[tekkerism]

don: how many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, kyle?!

kyle: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's will... who is also stuck up here

will: *excitedly waves*

[unintentionaloracle]

MJF: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing...

Adam Cole (Baybay): But ya didn't!

[dave-helped-with-johnson02]

This month, one of the fortunate individuals received their money successfully.

[a-random-pillow]

IF Mjf EVER(Big ever) comes to the fed(WWE) he should just appear, no context only Max.

-SmackDown-

MJF: Hi Cody (Mommy) :D

Cody: Nope *Shuts the door to his own locker room and doesn't appear for the rest of the night*

-Next Raw-

MJF: Hey Punk (Daddy) o/

Punk: DEATH! NO! GET OUT! *Chases Max around with a steel chair*

[issdisgrace]

*Max being Max*

Y/N: Max please shut the fuck up. You’re so much prettier when you’re not running your mouth.

Cue a red and stuttering Max

[youngbuckisms]

And then he never played Uno again

[skylessknights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [4/?]

in/sp

[milesworld96]

[fioregocce]

tim : what's the capital of thailand?

jason : ...

tim : bangkok!

tim :

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

Sting: Hey, Tony. So, my match with Darby against The Young Bucks? I'm totally fine with them going over. I respect them. They're great guys.

Tony Khan: [dramatically spitting out White Claw] You're *what*??

Sting: I'm fine with losing. It's tradition.

Tony: The *fuck* you're losing. You're Sting. It's your last match. You're winning this.

Sting: No really, it's--

Tony: You're. Winning. [slamming the can of White Claw onto desk in front of him]

[queenielacy]

Kyle: “You want to know why I did it…I do to so when you figure it out, let me know.”

[unintentionaloracle]

Adam Cole: Bro?

MJF: What, bro?

Adam: Tell the whole world we're bros.

MJF: *whispers* We're bros.

Adam: Why'd you whisper it?

MJF: Because you're my world, bro.

Adam: *clutching his heart* Bro...