#incorrect aro Volturi quote

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Swan!Reader with Volturi mate: “but if I become a vampire and a Volturi, I’ll never be with my father or sister again.”

Aro: “But, you’ll have your man. Life’s full of tough choices isn’t it.”

[wendigo-volturi]

Y/n: *sneaks into the castle at 2am*

Marcus: *turns in a chair* care to tell me where you were?

Y/n: I was with… Uh......A....Aro!

Aro: *also turns in a chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Marcus I can’t stop the chair.

[totallycorrecttwilight]

Aro: Have I ever lied to you? Carlisle: Yes. Several times. Aro: I meant today.

[profoundstarfishmusic]

@icefrozendeadlyqueen tagged per request 🙂

[culltheundead]

[miss-morgans-lover]

Twilight Characters as Things my Family/Friends said (Part 7):

(⚠️Mentions k1ll1ng and swears⚠️)

"Hang fire for fuck sake" - Aro to Caius when Caius tries to kill someone too quickly

[fanficthingsworld]

Alec: We only have one option: Protocol 62.

Jane: Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas.

Alec: Then Protocol 63 it is.

Sometime later:

Felix, walking into the throne room: Alec and Jane are planning to fly you into the sun.

Aro: They must've been out of piranhas.

[wanted-by-the-volturi]

Twilight Text Post 6/????

[volturilovers]

A day when the volturi is on a trip.

Aro: Caius have you seen Marcus? He told me he was going with you.

Caius: no I thought he was with you?

Aro:……

Caius:….

Aro: oh shit.

Meanwhile Chaos is happening in the volturi coven

Marcus sitting at the ens of a cliff thinking about his love

[simpfordemetri]

Aro:The Cullen's are innocent

Caius:

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Aro: That was a joke. Say ha.

Marcus: Ha.

Aro: Now do it again.

Marcus: Ha.

Aro: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

[wendigo-volturi]

Y/N and the volturi on crack Pt. 1

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Child! Y/N: you're beautiful

Caius: thank y-

Child! Y/N: and capable of great things

Caius:

Child! Y/N: *whispering* like murder

Caius: *Looks like he's about to cry*

Child! Y/N: but don't do that, unless it's absolutely necessary. Anyways, Bye! *Runs off*

Marcus: Caius? Are you ok?

Caius: I think my heart started beating again....that was adorable

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Y/N: you aren't struggling with depression

Marcus: yes I a-

Y/N: depression is struggling with you

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Caius: ok let's try this again

Aro: what do we say when we get the urge to throw ourselves off the building?

Marcus: *looking at Y/N*

Y/N: *looking at Marcus*

Marcus and Y/N: ✨Yeet✨

Aro and Caius: NO!

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Caius: *sighs* I have no friends

Y/N: Bitch what am I? A roach?!

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Y/N: rawr

Aro: what sound is that

Y/N: a dino-sauwr

Aro: a what?

Y/N: dino-sauwr?

Aro: make the sound again

Y/N: ✨rawr✨

Aro: Oh, you talking about the thing from Jura-sissi- parack?

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Sorry I haven't been updating, been very busy and have art block, I'll try to write some more.

[avengerslittleone]

[adhd-alec]

incorrect quotes w/ the volturi members

Please do not copy these x

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Felix watching the news: someone tried fighting a squid at the aquarium today!

Felix: who in hell would do that

demitri walking through the door covered in ink: Well if the squid would stop being a dick i wouldn’t have fought it!

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aro: do you have any bodies in your closet

caius: do you mean literally or figuratively?

aro: the fact that I have to specify 

Marcus: i'm not surprised anymore

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(name): are we fighting or flirting?

Alec: I'm literally pinning you against the wall by your neck??

(name): your point is?

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Felix finally gets off of duty thinking he will get to cuddle with his partner

alec and (name) playing monopoly

(name): WHERE'S MY MONEY?!

alec: I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT!

felix: Oh my god, my partner is a literal child *walks off*

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(name) coming in the hall panting : im here

aro: where is dimitri (name)?

dimitri bursting through the doors panting

dimitri: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

(name): NO I DIDN’T, YOU PULLED ME DOWN BY THE HAIR!

aro: *sighs* They never grow up

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[carovolturi]

And...my personal favorite:

Twilight Incorrect Quotes: Aro+Carlisle!Edition

[softjaspers]

Emmett doesn’t give enough fucks about anything so I feel like a confrontation would go something like this

Aro: if you and your family ever cause any trouble for us we will hunt you down and string you from the ceiling while you watch each other D I E

Emmett: nah.

Aro: good- wait, did you just dare say "nah" to me? YOU INSOLENT, SPINELESS LITTLE WEASEL-

Emmett: check your vibes dude. I know someone who can help with that.

Aro: ..

Emmett: so-are we done here or-

Aro: get out.