#incorrect baldur's gate 3

[the-herdier]

Shadowheart: "Yesterday, I overheard Tav saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Astarion replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[julientel]

28 stab w- sorry, wrong fandom

(not a ship)

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

[misquoted-chronicles]

Tav: I want to hear those three little words.

Astarion: I love you.

Tav: That's sweet. Try again.

Astarion: *pouts and crosses arms* Fine. I will behave.

Narrator: Astarion did not behave. Later that day, he went on a goblin killing spree and got in a fight with an old lady.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

[lilith-and-baldursgate]

Astarion: So Y/N, how do I look?

Y/N: Like a cheap French Harlot

Astarion: FRENCH!!??

[the-herdier]

Astarion: "What's this?"

Tav, hugging Astarion: "Affection!"

Astarion: "Disgusting."

Astarion: "...Do it again."

[fornenamiyo]

Astarion: Look at this outfit. This says "cry for help." Tav: Can I say something? Astarion: I don't want you to.

[julientel]

Well, she's not wrong

[incorrect-bg3]

Astarion: We need to open this locked door. Shadowheart, give me your credit card.

Shadowheart: Here.

Astarion, pocketing it: Thanks. Gale, break down the door.

[kawareo]

Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting

Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon

[demigoddessqueens]

Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

[okthisway]

Gale's intimidation check

[gay-dorito-dust]

Astarion: you haven’t kissed me or complimented me all day! Do you not love me?!

You: I do, but I think someday you just need this instead *gives him a big hug, tucking your head into his neck as you loosely hold him by his waist so he could leave at any time*

Astarion: ah…this- this is rather comforting and nice, it shall do but that does not mean you are being let off so easily! You hear?

You: loud and clearly my starlight, my little star drop.