#incorrect coldflash

[cldflsh]

leonard : do you think they allow loud laughing in hawaii, or just a low ha?

barry : why wouldn't —

barry : oh.

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Barry: How did you get out of prison?!

Len: A mix of parkour and psychosexual manipulation.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Every single sweet, romantic Incorrect Coldflash Quote is immediately ten times funnier when you imagine Mick or Cisco on the other end of the comms having to listen to these two idiots.

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Mark: Welcome to the ‘Fuck The Flash’ club, where we all gather to talk about how much we hate the scarlet speedster.

Len: *gathering his things* I may have misunderstood the meaning of this club—

[cldflsh]

remake of an old post of mine!! i love the idea that barry likes to mess with joe like this lol. but also he is not joking.

[incorrectcoldflashblog]

Barry: What do you look for in a guy?

Len: I don’t know. Real stuff. Shape of his ass.

[lukas-dusk]

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

@incorrectcoldflashblog

Person A: “Why is that person glaring at you?”

Person B: “Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They didn’t know how to respond, so they’ve just been scowling at me from a distance ever since.”

Person A: “…Shall we make an overly dramatic exit?”

Person B: “Nothing would please me more.”

[cisco-ramon-didnt-name-me]

Side-blog for The Flash CW

》 Watched s1-6, only really care about s1-4 everything else I ignore. I like supergirl and arrow when Barry is there.

》 Multi-shipper and polycule lover

》 Characters I main; Snart, Cisco, Wells, Harry, Felicity, Barry (I love most of the characters tho)

》 I rb whatever I want but I tag everything for easy filtering

》 no dni just be kind

》 my main

》 art credit

Ignore the blog name I literally couldn't think of one and unfortunately I can't just get Cisco to do it for me.

[coldflasher]

[krystenreader]

Barry: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Len: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Barry: I don't have time for their problems.

[cldflsh]

barry : do you ever think about how we're breathing recycled air.

barry : like the air that you're breathing has been in the lungs of a dinosaur and it just got recycled, and now you're breathing it.

len, trying to sleep : barry.

[incorrectcoldflashblog]

Incorrect Coldflash [8/?]

[nerdially]

😅

Leonard: Looking good, Mr. Allen.

Barry: We’ve been married for five years. Why are you still calling me by my last name?

Leonard, turning away from the mirror: I was talking to myself.

[lukas-dusk]

Leonard walking on Barry in lingerie wearing his Parka

Barry :

Leonard :

Barry : Uh, Surprise...!

Leonard sweating for two very good reasons : Oh, fuck- Is it our anniversary??

Barry : No.

Leonard :

Barry :

Barry : Wait-

Barry :

Leonard:

Barry : No.

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

your bestie is anti-Barrisco? not even just someone who doesn't care about the ship but anti? but but why? sorry for coming at you with this, is it a Flashpoint thing?

She’s only anti them being together romantically because ~apparently~ “they’re like brothers” wrong wrong WRONG AND INCORRECT STATEMENT🫠🫠🫠

She LOVES their platonic relationship though.

It’ll take time but I’ll win. I got her onboard with Coldflash (wish I remembered HOW😭); I can get her onboard with this.