#incorrect enid sinclair

[mothsaresc4ry]

This is set in the future and Yoko is Wednesday's and Enid's roommate

Yoko: *chilling on the recently cleaned couch with a bloody looking milkshake, nipping on it every few minutes*

Wednesday: *suddenly appears behind the coach, holding a goat on a leash* Tanaka.

Yoko: *jumps in terror, holding her chest* HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WEDNESDAY! You can't just creep up on me like that!

Wednesday: *ignores her completely* What is your astrological sign?

Yoko: Oh? I'm a Gemini. Why do you want to know? Wanna try to read my chart? *smiles uncomfortably*

Wednesday: *takes out a stake from her pocket* maybe.. but I need to harvest your organs beforehand.

Yoko: I knew we were vibing too much today... *looks down at the goat* i-is that our neighbor's goat?!

Wednesday: *turns to look at the goat* Technically, it's mine now. Finders, keepers. Also screamers, bleeders.

Enid: *bursts through the back door with a garden hose* WEDNESDAY FRIDAY ADDAMS. LET YOKO AND KEVIN ALONE.

Kevin: *bleats in traumatized solidarity*

Yoko: *backs away slowly* I knew moving in with you would eventually lead to a blood ritual I-I just didn't think I would be the blood

Wednesday: *sighs* Of course, cara mia.. *whispers to thing* get another goat..

Enid: *sprays her with the hose* NO SACRIFICING FOR TWO WEEKS! AND YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!

[alphawhitefox]

Enid: "I'M CRYING. YOU MADE ME CRY!"

Wednesday: "Baby."

Enid: "No. Now is not the time to call me pet names."

Wednesday: "No. I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you."

[achromatophoric]

Enid: There's no way Wednesday likes me back.

Yoko: You’re joking, right? If the Hunger Games were real, Darkness Evermean would volunteer as tribute for you.

Enid: *sighs* Wednesday already does that for fun, Yoko.

Yoko: Pardon?

Enid: Yeah, I saw her do it at her totes exclusive family reunion.

Yoko:

Yoko: How exclusive?

Enid: Like just direct family, significant others, fiancés, life partners, soulmates—

Yoko:

Enid: —and academic roommates.

Yoko:

Enid: *plaintive whine* How do I get her to like me?

Yoko: 🤬

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Enid: *covered in blood and huge cuts* OH EM GEE WEDNESDAY ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HURT?! WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU? OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY-

Yoko: Yo, girl! Shouldn’t you worry about yourself first? You look like you just got out of a-

Enid: SHUT UP YOKO! Wednesday’s clearly injured, I need to carry her to an ambulance RIGHT NOW!!

Wednesday: *standing with one small cut across her head, thinking heavily* … Ah, yes! I am feeling quite woozy from my injuries. I fear that I may not make it all the way to the ambulance- *five feet away* by myself. I am in desperate need of a big strong werewolf to carry me there.

Yoko: Are you fucking kidd-

Enid: *tearing up* OH MY GODS! DON’T WORRY WILLA, I GOTCHU!! *picks Wednesday up with much difficulty due to blood loss, but carries on nonetheless FOR LOVE* HEY!! AMBULANCE PEOPLE!! WE HAVE ANOTHER INJURED PERSON HERE!! SHE NEEDS HELP IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!! 😭😭

Yoko: 😑

Divina: *walks up, purveying the scene*

Divina: *looks back and forth between her girlfriend and the other girls moving away*

Divina: Oh! I’m feeling lightheaded! *holds hand to her head dramatically* I think I might have a concussion! If only there was-

Yoko: *sighs loudly* Shut up, don’t start! C’mere dummy. *picks Divina up with ease*

Divina: *hums happily in her gf’s arms*

End <3

(I feel like this is kinda sloppy but eh, who cares?)

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, staring at Enid:

Enid, with a big smile: …it’s cute!

Wednesday: It’s a collar, Enid.

Enid, batting her eyes: …but is it cute?

Wednesday: I’m not wearing this. It’s pink.

Enid, nodding and taking out something else: Okay. I planned for this. What about this one? It has skulls.

Wednesday: Skulls?—wait a minute. No, Enid. It’s still a collar.

Enid, nodding again: Okay. I understand. Something more subtle.

Later at lunch…

Divina, staring:

Yoko, snickering: So—

Wednesday, sitting down with a “Belongs To Enid Sinclair” pin on her uniform: If you say anything I will destroy you.

Divina, trying not to laugh because she’s respectful: No, it’s cute. Yoko isn’t it cute?

Wednesday, staring actual daggers:

Divina: I mean very terrifying.

Yoko, quaking from holding in her laughter: Yeah I’m literally shaking.

Bianca, dying laughing and snapping several pictures: She’s got you by your balls. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Wednesday, still glaring: I will have my revenge, sleep with one eye open. All of you.

[wednesdayontwt]

[silver-soul00]

Tyler: Hey guys, but so what did you buy for Wednesday's birthday?

Yoko: I thought of some bat corpses I found in the caves near Jericho.

Bianca: I bought her a new dress

Enid:

[novixt]

Wednesday: ¿De dónde sacaste ese artilugio del infierno?

Enid: ¿Te gusta? ¡Estaba en oferta!

Wednesday, acercándose de manera peligrosa con un encendedor en la mano: ¿Vas a hacerme vudú?

Enid: No sé, ¿tu sientes algo cuando hago esto?

Enid abraza el peluche y le da un besito en la frente, pero esquiva a tiempo una daga lanzada por Wednesday que atraviesa la cabeza de la muñeca y la clava en la pared.

Enid: ¡Oye!

Wednesday: Creo que funcionó, porque sentí mucha envidia justo ahora.

Enid, amenazándola con sus garras: ¡Arréglalo! Y pobre de ti que ya no baile ¡tu la reemplazarás si no funciona

[blvsstar]

A tad late but hear me out..

This trend with Enid and Wednesday but Enid is being put in jail

+Its a work in progress but idk i feel like it was taking too long so here it is

[skylarinfinity]

enid : [approaching male reader who is new student] hi my is enid, so what are specialty?

male reader : [looking up from his book] male reader, and the only accient god's that survived.

enid : [pout] oh that's sad, i'm sor-

male reader : [shrugs] i here slaying while they decaying [looking back to his book]

enid : -ry oh...

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(Image credit: @achromatophoric)

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday asked Yoko for help

Yoko: So.. you're telling me that your chest gets tight and your face gets hot every time you think about Enid?

Yoko: and you think that means you're angry?

Wednesday: yes

Yoko: okay,, well,, do you feel that way, when you're mad at me?

Wednesday: no

Yoko: do you feel that way, when you're mad at anyone else?

Wednesday: no

Yoko:

Yoko: Okay. I don't think that this feeling is anger. It's most likely-

Wednesday: *lightbulb going off above her head* Maybe I just want to murder her!

Yoko:

Yoko: *walks away*

Enid: *walks around the corner* Oh Yoko! Have you seen Wednesday? I wanted to ask her about our homework

Yoko: ughhhh no? maybe we should have a sleepover today. Maybe even for the whole week?

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. One night, during a late night call between Enid and Yoko.

Yoko: *over the phone* So… is there anything else you wanted to talk about? Maybe something you wanted to share with your bestie?

Enid: *too quickly* Nope. I think that’s it.

Yoko: Really? Nothing about your adventures in self-discovery and your “totes platonic” feelings towards a certain doom n’ gloom roommate?

Enid: *glances aside* I dunno what you’re talking about.

Yoko: Oh, I think you do. In fact, I can tell you’ve made progress on the girlfriend front.

Enid: *hesitates* Define girlfriend.

Yoko: Bitch, we’re on FaceTime! I can SEE that you’re IN HER BED!

Enid: *defensively* Hey, I can have dark sheets!

Yoko: Uh huh. Then what about that braid there?

Enid: Braid? What braid?

Yoko: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe the one you’ve been playing with for the entire goddamn call?

Enid: *glances down at the black braid laced between her fingers*

Yoko: Enid, just admit it already. You’ve got a girlfriend—

Yoko: —and IT’S👏FUCKING👏WEDNESDAY👏!

Enid: 😒

Enid: Today is Friday.

Yoko: 😐

Yoko: 🤬🗯️

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Enid: *mocking* I cAn FiX HeR- DAMN IT I CAN MAKE HER WORSE AND I’LL LIKE IT!!

Yoko: You know what? Fair enough, you do you, pup! Get that sexy goth girl!

[achromatophoric]

Enid has been picking up some worrisome traits from Wednesday.

Cinnamon-scented gasoline to turn your housefire into a homefire <3

[vaniloqu3nce]

I haven’t posted these in a while so here is some wenclair incorrect randomly generated quotes to feed your wenclair addiction