#incorrect force ghost

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Where are you going?

Anakin: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[skyrigel]

*Simon following up behind y/n*

Y/n: So...me and Simon are dating

*Simon nodding*

Price: ha! We already knew

Soap: like why were you even hiding it from us this long

Y/n and Simon: *confused*

Y/n:We only started dating today

Price:

Soap: Then what the fuck was happening for the last three years ?!

Simon: :)

Masterlist

[rip-cod-brainrot]

Ghost, during a mission that’s going badly: Right, lads. I think we are well and truly fucked

Soap, under his breath: I would be if you’d just give me a chance

Ghost: what

Soap: what

Gaz, frantically reloading: No. Nuh-uh. I’m not dying here. I refuse to let that be the last conversation I hear

[ananyako02]

Ghost *takes off the mask*. Soap: dude, why the black eye? Ghost: I slipped. Soap: …. Ghost: I bit Y/N on the thigh. Ghost: …. Ghost: when she was asleep. Ghost: …and Y/N's reflexes kicked in.

[incorrect-quotes1]

You: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Price: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[call-of-daydreams]

Soap: I love you

You: Why should I trust you?

You: All the other men I've dated were dogs.

Soap: Meow

[connorsui]

Ghost: You have to change jobs

MC: ...I am not changing jobs?

Ghost: And why not?

MC: Why not? ..the tips are great?

Ghost: ...Become a stripper the tips will be better

MC: how will becoming a stripper be better?!

Ghost: I'll be your only client ...the pole would be in my room

MC: ...

.......be serious?

Ghost: I am being serious ill thrown in great insurance

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[brattypagansub]

*Gaz exhausted and trying to figure out what a cranky and concussed Simon wants*

Gaz: ok.. cool cool cool cool.. got it.. but when you say Soap.. do you mean *pantomimes* hand soap… dish soap.. body soap.. or your husband Soap..

Ghost: *trying very hard to not head slap the man.. points to his ring finger*

Gaz: ah… he’s on mission but I can phone him for you..

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[Obi-wan chilling with the 212th in a scape-pod after blowing up a whole Republic fleet]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Obi-wan...

Obi-wan: Oh no, "Obi-wan" in B flat.

Obi-wan: You're disappointed.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Simon, bursting into the room: It's missing! Y/N: What's missing? Simon: T-the thing! I don't know! Y/N, turing around with a baby in their arms: What thing? Simon: Oh! Nevermind you have it Y/N: Y/N: You mean our CHILD??

[skyrigel]

Y/n: we literally killed no one !

Ghost: *all bloodied* Literally.

Price:

Price: we believe you but what did you do with the body ?

Y/n: Si took care of it —

Ghost:...

Y/n: *whispering* busted.

Masterlist

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

[ananyako02]

Simon: I would kill for you. Y/N: that's very nice, but don't really do it, okay? Simon: uh…okay… *tries not to look at the two corpses of men behind him, who were ogling Y/N's ass*

[blingblong55]

12inches tonight-141

Valentines evening on base

Soap: taking my lass out tonight

Gaz: treating mine to a nice dinner

Price: and I'm taking my missus out to dinner while the kids stay home

-Ghost and Y/N, taking a pizza out the oven(the two singles of the team)-

Ghost: anyway, pizza is ready

Y/N: *taking pizza out and showing it to the others* this is the 12 inches we'll be getting tonight..

Soap: sometimes, I am concerned for you both