#incorrect disaster lineage

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Where are you going?

Anakin: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

[trinityast]

OBI WAN: I don't understand, Count. Why did your eyes not turn red or yellow when you became a Sith?

ANAKIN: That is true. Why is that? It's your age? I mean, you are an old man after all...

DOOKU (sighing): I just never liked contact lenses.

ANAKIN: What?

...

DOOKU: Great. Now I have to kill you both.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!

[songofsewerrats]

One time on the Resolute, probably;

Anakin: *Screams*

Ahsoka: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Cody: Should we do something?

Obi-Wan: No, I want to see who wins.

[dyingroses]

Anakin: Do you want to see a butterfly Ahsoka: Yes Obi wan: No! Anakin: *throws the butter across the table* Ahsoka: Fucking majestic

[incorrectskywalkers]

[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

[sailorkamino]

in another universe palpatine was exposed by wine drunk dooku calling obi-wan to complain about his boss

[sodamnbored]

What Padme should’ve said on Mustafar:

Padme: Anakin, darling. If I may; five words.

Padme, counting off on her fingers: Obi-Wan is right.

Anakin, frowning: That’s only three words.

Padme, still counting: You moron.

[not-even-here-iaminvisible]

STAR WARS INCORRECT QUOTE:

Vader: *freshly dead* (*-*)

QGJ: YOUNG MAN I DID NOT BRING YOU INTO THE ORDER FOR THIS BEHAVIOR. I AM ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!! *proceeds to scold him for the next three hours* D:<

OWK: *nods* :)

Yoda: *evil grandpa cackle* >:D

Dooku *in spirit*: Sith technique: Stare of disappointment >:(

Ahsoka *in spirit*: *nearly joining the dead squad from laughter.* :D

Anakin: Let me enjoy my funeral in peace pls. -.-

Luke: o.O

[purple-ant]

Padawan Qui-Gon and knight Rael: *chilling*

Dooku, walking in with Sifo-Dyas: Qui-Gon, settle a little tiff that Si and i are having

Sifo-Dyas: let's be honest, Doo, it's not a tiff, it's a row

Dooku: and now it's a scene

Rael: it's okay, master, we don't want to get involved in your personal life

Dooku: it's not personal, it's a math problem

Rael: pass

Qui-Gon: no no no-

Sifo-Dyas: Dooku and I had a dinner last night for the first time in two weeks, thanks to the mission-

Dooku: -and Sifo thought it would be fun to spoil our date with a math problem to which his answer is wrong-

Qui-Gon: enough foreplay, let's get to the numbers

Dooku: it's the Monty'hall problem. imagine, you're on a game holoshow, there are three doors behind one of which is a car-

Sifo-Dyas: you're telling it wrong. there's three doors behind one of which is a car. you pick a door, the host who knows where the car is opens a different door showing it's nothing behind it. now the host asks if you'd like to choose the other unopen door. should you do it?

Dooku: no

Sifo-Dyas: yes!

Dooku and Sifo-Dyas: it's simple math!

Dooku: it doesn't make any sense to switch. the prize is behind one of two doors, it's a 50/50 chance either way

Sifo-Dyas: it's 2/3 if you switch, 1/3 if you don't. the probability locks in when you make the choice. we've been over this 8 times

Dooku: 7 times. now you can't do a simple addition

Qui-Gon: master Sifo is right

Dooku:

Dooku: go meditate

Qui-Gon: WHAT

Rael: lol

*

Qui-Gon: okay we have to explain this thing to master Dooku to save their relationship AND you laughed at me when i went to that weekend long math conference

Rael: because you called it Funky Loth-Cats and Their Feisty Stats

Qui-Gon: that was the name! it was so cool!

Rael: it was not

Rael: anyways it's not about the math. they haven't see each other because of the missions. they just need to bone

Qui-Gon: what?! gross! Rael, they are our dads!

Rael:

Qui-Gon: I mean... that's not what I think, master Dad is just my teacher

Rael: wow

Qui-Gon: nevermind! i'm teaching father the math!

Rael:

Qui-Gon, leaving: whatever, Rael!

*

Qui-Gon: :c

Dooku: is everything okay, padawan?

Qui-Gon: i lost my river stone :c

Dooku: did you see where it went?

Qui-Gon: actually- *gets out three little doors*

Qui-Gon: it's behind on of these doors. why don't you pick one?

Dooku: are you trying to Monty'hall me?? unbelievable. i don't need Monty'hall ruining my place of work when Monty'hall has already ruined my home life

Rael: come on, master, the math isn't a problem. the missions keeping you and Sifo apart

Rael: you two just need to bone

Qui-Gon: D:

Dooku: what did you say?

Qui-Gon: don't say it again

Rael: I said, you two need to bone

Qui-Gon: *horrified*

Dooku: how. dare. you. knight Averross?? I'm your MASTER!!

Dooku: BONE?!!

Qui-Gon, Rael:

Dooku: what happens in my bedroom, Rael, is none of your business!!

Dooku: BOOOOOOONE?!

Qui-Gon, Rael:

Dooku: don't ever speak like that to me again

Dooku: *leaves*

Qui-Gon: why did you do that??

Rael: dude is pent up, now he knows. problem solved

*

Qui-Gon: oh, master! i know you don't want to talk about Monty'hall but i did contact a math professor-

Dooku: no need, padawan. it's all good

Qui-Gon: so the fight with master Sifo is over?

Dooku: yep

Qui-Gon: because you understand the math now-

Dooku: nope

Rael: because you guys-

Dooku: yep!

Rael: knew it

Rael: see what happened is your dads had sex-

Qui-Gon: oKAY-

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[Obi-wan chilling with the 212th in a scape-pod after blowing up a whole Republic fleet]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Obi-wan...

Obi-wan: Oh no, "Obi-wan" in B flat.

Obi-wan: You're disappointed.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, pointing to space: !!!!!

Obi-Wan: ??

Anakin, pointing to space more violently: !!!!!!!!!!!!

[headcanonthings]

Obi-Wan: You two better have a good explanation for this. Anakin: We have three, actually. Ashoka: Pick your favorite.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: Let’s not Anakin this into a worse situation than it already is.

Anakin: Did you just use my name as a verb?