#incorrect hadestown quotes

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

[incorrectmusicals]

Hermes: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.

Hades: That is exactly why I question her choices.

[jomarchswritingjacket]

Hermes, introducing the gods: Persephone’s the one with the drinking problem.

Persephone: The problem is I don’t have a friggin’ drink in my hand!!

[paranoiahaven]

In light of my show's Hades telling Orpheus to "go on, baby" in "Epic III":

Eurydice: Why does Hades call you "babygirl"?

Orpheus: How about we stop talking for a little while?

[spacedust-ghost]

Demeter about Hades: Persie, darling, when I said "Take what you can get and make the most of it", I didn't mean,,, whatever this is,,,

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[meditando-en-paris]

I'm pretty sure that Achilles and Orpheus play the lyre together in the Elysian Fields.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

chiron: don't come on too strong achilles, turning to patroclus: come home with me patroclus: who are you? achilles: the man who's gonna marry you patroclus: achilles: achilles: i'm achilles chiron:

[gardenfeather]

Hermes: Just chill. Don't be weird. You want her to like you, right?

Orpheus: Okay!

Orpheus: HI YOUR GOING TO MARRY ME

[sincerelysoda]

medda (to jack): you wanna talk to him?

jack: yes!

medda: go on… jack?

jack: yes?

medda: don’t come on too strong.

jack (to davey): COME HOME WITH ME

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hades: Sorry for the mess.

Persephone: What? This place is spotless.

Hades: I meant me. I’m the mess.

[incorrectmusicals]

Hades: *gets home from the store*

Persephone, very drunk: I’m calling CPS on you.

Hades: What? Why?

Persephone: *points to their child* What kind of a father leaves his child with a drunken idiot?!

Hades: I left her here so you’d have a babysitter.

[jomarchswritingjacket]

Eurydice, about Orpheus: This one’s different. He’s honest, and sweet, and he wouldn’t do anything to hurt me.

The Fates: HE’S A GUY!!!

[paranoiahaven]

Everyone When Orpheus Entered Hadestown

The Fates and Shades: Who the fuck are you?

Orpheus: 🎵La~ la-la-la la la la~🎸🎵

The Fates and Shades: Oh-- okay then.

Source: @thesixpennybook

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, about April: You wanna talk to her?

Donnie: Yes.

Raph: Go on. But Donnie? Don't come on too strong.

Donnie: *nods*

Donnie, to April: Come home with me.

April: Who are you?

Donnie: The man who's gonna marry you.

April: ???

Donnie: I’m Donatello.

April: Is he always like this?

Raph, facepalming: Yes…

[tunguszka20]

Rowan, after Aelin being kidnapped at the end or EOS: WAIIIIIT FOR ME, I'M COMIIING, WAAAIT I'M COMING WIITH YOU, WAIIIIIT FOR ME, I'M COMING TOO, I'M COMING TOO