#incorrect hotd

[daensaism]

2x03 - “The Burning Mill”

[vhagars-dementia]

[moonriselabyrinth]

Aeron: Maybe I'm dreaming! Pinch me!

Davos: ....

Aeron: Not on the ass, Blackwood.

Davos: Sorry, it was just right there.

[fantasylandblues]

pov: you're in my modern hotd universe and you just opened your tumblr dash

based on viral textposts- part two!

part one | part three

[bbygirl-aemond]

aemond: i keep a picture of our family in my wallet. whenever i face an obstacle, i take it out and stare at it. the greens: awwwww- aemond: and i tell myself, "if i can deal with these idiots, then i can deal with anything." :) greens: greens: oh

[nezumylove]

helaena, concerned: i hope you know what you're getting yourself into, aemond

aemond, under his breath, yearning: you, hopefully

[iwascouldbewillbebygodstillam]

i visit this post sometimes, thank you, c2h5oh or whatever aegon is drinking, for his absent memory

aegon at 11 am, standing in front of a mirror:

alicent? no, definitely not. maybe... raeny- oh, no, no, never. then... jace?? yaeh, jace, it must be ja-

alicent, screaming from his chamber: FUCK AEGON YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC YOU THREW UP IN THE FUCKING HALL-

aegon, slapping his forehead:

yes, aegon! that's the name!

[n-i-m-u-e]

[nomnombitez]

FOR MY JACE GIRLIES OUT THERE!

[daensaism]

2x03 - “The Burning Mill”

[imasexypotato]

Aeron: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Davos, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[sylkithecat]

I think I've seen this film before-

[yandereunsolved]

Parental figure reader accidentally collecting all of the pathetic meow meow yandere nobles—

Yandere Aemond: "It is good to speak with you again. I-I... uhm... would you like to brush and braid my hair again? I-I only ask because you were so fond of doing it the first time." awkwardly holding a brush in his hand and looking at you like a child eagerly waiting for the approval of their guardian.

Yandere Aegon: "Apologies, brother. As the king, I request that they join me in the garden so that we may go over... plans." Just wants to cuddle them and needs a coverup.

Yandere Lucerys: "They promised to teach me how to tie different sailor knots! You even said that we could go explore the harbor, some beaches, and other stuff!"

Yandere Helaena: "Our bugs? You said you would help me catalog all of my new bugs in our special notebook. There is no possible way for the ink to meet the page and create words otherwise. You are the keeper of the parchment. The one who can hold a quill with far more skill than I."

Yandere Jacaerys sitting in the chair next to reader having been possessively by their side the entire day. "If it so pleases them, they should stay here with me. They have had such an exhausting week, and the morrow will be even busier for them."

Yandere Baela and Rhaena are allowed to cling onto reader because Jacaerys doesn't want to seem jealous of them in front of you.

[fantasylandblues]

pov: you're in my modern hotd universe and you just opened your tumblr dash

based on viral textposts- part three!

part one | part two

[bbygirl-aemond]

daeron, on the phone with alicent: mom, he's in the kitchen again. aemond, reading a cake recipe aloud: "beat three eggs." aemond: in what? hand to hand combat? alicent: GET HIM OUT.

[wholoveseggs]