#incorrect in the heights

[theaceofarrows]

12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

-

[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

[frstk]

A chef can dream🥂

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[unidentifiedgothamite]

dick: little wing, i think you came back wrong

jason: the hell are you on about, dickie?

dick, standing on his tippy toes and gesturing towards jason's head: you came back taller than me!

jason, baffled: you think just 'cause i'm taller, there must be something wrong with me?

dick, pouting: it hurts my pride as the oldest, okay?!

[teruel-a-witch]

danny: *employs any regular cop tactic to get someone into incriminating themselves*

steve: amazing, showstopping, spectacular! i chose my future husband well 😎

[pokemonblack3white3]

one apple tall

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Dan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Andrew: *turning to Neil* How tall are you?

[the-genius-az]

Pilot: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.

Mai:

Azula: Don't fucking say it

Mai: I didn't say anything

Azula: I swear if you say it-

Mai: I haven't said it!

Azula:

Mai: Are you feeling secure?

Azula: FUCK YOU

[magicandmundane]

Crosshair, looking over people’s heads: Ugh, Hunter’s so short we lost him in the crowd.

Wrecker: I know exactly what to do.

Wrecker, using his hands as a megaphone: OMEGA SUCKS!

Hunter, in the distance: what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Omega, on Wrecker’s shoulders: There he is!

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Aventurine: Hold my hand so you don't get lost!

Dr. Ratio: I'm not doing that...

Aventurine: Just do it!

Dr. Ratio: You are the size of my hand!

Aventurine: Then hold me in your hand so you don't get lost!

[th30ra3k3n]

if he loved you with

all his soul for a lifetime,

he couldn’t love you

as much as i do in a single day.

[electric-plants]

cyno: i NEED to see alhaitham wearing my clothes

tighnari: you barely wear anything in the first place and he’s taller than you what could you even give to him?

cyno: …stop making logical points and ruining my daydreams

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Jisung: Now listen here you little shit - Minho: I'm taller than you Jisung: Jisung: *grabs a chair and stands on it* Jisung: AS I WAS SAYING, LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

[aprill-99]

Violet: “My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?”

Imogene: “Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”

Rhi: “Kick him in the shins.”

Mira: “Dump him.”

Xaden: “No? To….all of those? Just ask me to lean down.”

[mackerel22]

Atsushi: What was Chuuya like when he was a little?

Dazai: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little.

[forgottenporkbun]

I need to stop the spread of misinformation. A lot of online sources claim that Brian Thomas/Haight is 6'4". This is actually incorrect.

(I apologize for the bad screenshot) Tim might be a bit farther away from the camera- but he and Brian are about the same height. There's other photos you can find online with all of them standing side by side if you wanna check those out. My man is not taller than Alex 😔 Anyway, I just wanted to inform my fellow Horny Marbles enjoyers about this. Thank you :)