#incorrect kacchako

[fever-dreamer97]

Uraraka, visiting Izuku in the hospital: Oh, someone just had a baby.

Bakugo: Hah, how the hell do you know that?

Uraraka: My uterus is glowing.

Bakugo:

Izuku, high on meds: My mom has a uterus. I lived in it.

Bakugo and Uraraka:

[powersurger]

Bakugo: I definitely have a type.

Kirishima: Huh? What makes you say that?

Bakugo: points at Deku and Uraraka Cute, chubby cheeks, round eyes, shorter than me, doesn't look like they're jacked but is, and I hate to admit it, but they can absolutely kick my ass.

Kirishima: yeah bro you got a type

[mirllop]

bakugou is emotionally constipated

Bakugou: *gets down on his knee and mumbles something* Uraraka: What? Bakugou: *MUMBLES LOUDER* Uraraka: Bakugou, I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're–– Bakugou: WILL YOU –– FUCKING –– MARRY ME?!?!?! Uraraka: ... did you have to blow up the building next to us? Bakugou: IT WAS A SHITTY BUILDING ANYWAY!!! Uraraka: *laughing, wiping a tear* Oh, Katsuki. Yes, I'll marry you.

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

bakugo: ROUND CHEEKS uraraka [startled]: wh-bakugo-kun, are you oka- bakugo: I ACCIDENTALLY ATE IZUKU'S CHICKEN NUGGETS uraraka: bakugo: uraraka: uraraka: is it too late to flee the country

[nonoel-28]

Uraraka: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Bakugou: Awwww, you're so fuckin' adorable! Give me a hug~

Uraraka: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Ashido, recording: This is so cute.

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Bakugou: Everybody is saying that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth

Bakugou, smiling: Apparently none of them had been in Uraraka's arms

Kirishima: Of course we've never been in Uraraka's arms she's terrifying

Kaminari: One time I brushed up against her and she pulled out a dagger

[manikas-whims]

Ochako: All I want is to hear those three little words.

Katsuki: I love you.

Ochako: That's sweet but try again.

Katsuki: I will behave.

Ochako: There we go.

[deadwriter16]

uraraka, walking into class: hi, deku! how’s the most amazing person in the world doing today?

deku, without looking up: hi uraraka! kacchan’s doing great!

uraraka: *nodding* that’s good!

bakugou, in the back: that did not go the way i thought it would

[fever-dreamer97]

Uraraka, on the phone: How’s Deku-kun after his wisdom teeth surgery?

Bakugo: The nerd’s fine. He wanted to eat lunch at the park though for some weird reason.

Uraraka: Okay, where is he now?

Bakugo:…Talking to a pigeon.

Izuku: Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon. Have some self-respect, don’t you know that you can fly?

Bakugo:

[flancito22]

*Bakugo and Uraraka are sparring and she manages to get on top of him*

Uraraka: Bakugo... Why your pants are pocking me? [She asks looking down]

Bakugo: Don't fucking look at my boner when we are sparring! Not my fault that your ass look like that!

[mirllop]

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⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹ incorrect BNHA quotes ⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹

bakugou is emotionally constipated (kacchako)

does bakugou have a cursing problem? (kiribaku)

bakusick but not want to bakurest (kiribaku)

Bakugou is a Bakufan of All Might (kiribaku)

Bakugou and his urge to fight every mildly aggressive moving thing (bakudeku)

the calming power of kiribaku (kiribaku)

Bakugou's competitive side

that random annoying chest pain...

bakugou VS matcha latte (bakudeku)

kiribaku brain rot (kiribaku)

Bakugou coming out to his parents... (kiribaku)

Todoroki is sick... with love (tododeku)

card tower (kiribaku)

sleep is for the weak

inferral

social anxiety

bakugou can't flirt (bakudeku)

bakugou literally cannot catch a break (bakudeku)

midoriya gets bakugoued (bakudeku)

hotpot

Bakugou's brand of flirting (kiribaku)

competitive bakugou

Baku... gou

dead body oop- (bakudeku)

cottagecore (bakudeku)

⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹ BNHA short stories/headcanons ⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹

i love him (bakugou)

Pages Full of Maybe (bakudeku)

lines (bakudeku)

shigaraki

todoroki's hair (i'm sorry)

stoner midoriya

tsuyu's brand of bug control!

genderbent bkdk

kill tokoyami

⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹ incorrect dunmeshi quotes ⊹⊹⊹⊹⊹

Laios VS Cannibal Monster

[itsmelikeyou]

Uraraka: [texting Bakugou while drunk] Babe! I am being kidnapped, I don't know where I am or where they are taking me, please find me!

Bakugou: [checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat] It's me you idiot. I‘m taking you home.

[knifes-and-arson]

uraraka: i have courage to overthrow a government but i would most definitely not ask my crush out

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

a reporter, interviewing uraraka: so, what's like marring someone so far out of your league

bakugou, grabbing the microphone: its amazing actually, i never though i could be this happy

[manikas-whims]

Bakugou: Don't correct me!

Uraraka: Well, don't be wrong.

[moons-mask]

This is basically what happened right?

(I’ve been reading fanfic again after a few years of being clean and I missed them)