#incorrect karlnapity

[whatmcytsaid]

Dream: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

George: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Sapnap: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, George, learn to listen.

BadBoyHalo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Skeppy: That’s voodoo.

Karl: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

George: That’s correlation, not causation.

BadBoyHalo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Skeppy: That’s kinky.

Dream: Oh my God.

[a-bit-very-confused]

karl, looking at a selfie of quackity: i hate this photo. 

quackity: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly. 

karl: you’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. 

quackity: up to kindness.

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Found this incorrect quote I made for my dsmp superpower AU and then forgot about.

Quackity, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Karl, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sapnap, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Punz, trembling: What are we playing

Behold, the power of love and also utter idiocy.

[acey-aries]

Sapnap: Karl and I are just friends

George: I literally just saw you two kiss

Sapnap: …

Sapnap: As friends

[rat-rosemary]

Tags by @7ynnn

Okay so c!Dream. We're all locals, we've all gone to dreblr, we all know that a good amount of the wider dsmp fandom ignores Dream's intentions and his actions to so they can have Dream be a flat "he does evil because he is evil" narrative

And I could go into why that is bad, why there are so many takes that completely ignore the cannon, why there's some takes that are like.... okay so this is fascism propaganda and you implying something dangerously close to "a person's physical traits make them evil", but I've said it all before

Tldr is that Dream is denied his humanity both by the wider fandom and by the narrative, often to push a colonialist-based look at the story

Now. Sapnap and George. Particularly during Kinonko

There's this incorrect view that Sapnap and George were just waiting for Karl and Quackity to return, and when they did the two of them would start getting better, particularly with Sapnap.

Sapnap is not just a housewife who keeps the kingdom running, the house clean, the table set and the bed warm while he waits for his partners to come back to him. He is incredibly depressed by the crumbling of his relationships, yes, but he's not just waiting to be saves, not can he be saved simply by his fiances returning

Sapnap, much like Dream during doomsday, is planning his suicide.

And I need to say it again that I love Karlnapity, but no story ever takes this into account. His deal with XD is old, Karl was still relatively stable then. Sapnap cannot be fixed by a wedding.

And George isn't just silly goofy sleepy guy. This man is completely depressed. In his dreams he jumps between nihilism and mania, he has no sense of time or care for himself. Sapnap is the only thing keeping him sane, the only thing that George can use to tell reality from delusion.

And yet! Because it all looks like laziness for an outsider (*cough cough* like how people treat real mental illness) then this means that George surely just isn't trying hard enough. That this is all a hissy fit because he couldn't get what he wanted.

And all that will quickly get swept under the rug when any other character is present, because then the two of them can too be pressed down into 2d tropes of themselves to fit the characters narrative. Specially if it's Karl and Quackity

Sapnap and George aren't just waiting for a fairytale ending, they're waiting for Dream to come back so they can die

Would it be evil if like. Cc!Dteam get transported into the dsmp and their C!Characters become nothing more then silhouettes that they can easily summon and tug around after they figure out how to do it for the first time?

It's not that the characters don't have their own will, its just that they're dead. Have been dead for a long time. It doesn't matter if they could make their own choices, because the choices have been made, this is just old echoes being replayed. Not people being puppeted, but ghosts being brought back to retrace steps of a dance long over

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Karl, an amnesiac: do I know you?!?

Quackity, a gaslighter: i don’t know… do you???

Sapnap, an empath: I feel like something is wrong here 😣

[incorrect-simps]

Sapnap: we need a distraction. Karl: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Quackity, whispering: my time has come

[earlgreyandmatchatealover2]

Quackity: The moon's beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Sapnap, looking at Quackity: Yeah, but do you know what's even more beautiful?

Quackity and Sapnap in unison: *Sighs* Karl.

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.

Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.

[tang0w0tek]

Kidnapper: We are with your boyfriend.

Karl: Which one?

Kidnapper, confused: the one with black hair

Karl: Be more specific

Kidnapper: Clear eyes

Karl: Not helping. Both Quackity and Sapnap are like that, but it doesn't matter, either of them will end you quickly. Good luck.

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Foolish: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Quackity, laying on the floor: I want my fiances back.

Foolish: I've only got like...20 bucks.

Quackity: You could at least get Sapnap for 20 bucks, come on.

[helliontherapscallion]

Technoblade: Ha, look at those idiots

(Y/n) squinting off in the distance: Haha yeah, dumbasses

(Y/n) recognizing Sapnap, Karl, and Quackity:

(Y/n) sprinting: Oh god, those are my idiots!

[a-bit-very-confused]

karl: what did you two do?? 

sapnap: 

quackity: 

karl: you’re not in trouble, i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not.

[whatmcytsaid]

Karl: Sap, are you in the mood for a quickie later?

Sapnap, choking: W-what?

Karl: You know, one of those egg pies?

Sapnap: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE

[justqueerstuff]

Karl: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy.

Quackity: But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

George: My favorite is explaining the difference between butt dial and booty call.

Dream: They’re called connotations.

Sapnap: My favorite is ���Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” VS “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Bad: Great news! Language is now banned. Also, LANGUAGE!

Note: Today’s my mom’s birthday! 🥳

[poisoned-peppermint]

Incorrect dsmp quotes that will wiggle their way into your gay little heart

Rather long post

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Bad, using a knife to unscrew a screw: You know, they say use a Philips head screwdriver, but they also say you should pay attention in your social studies class. But that didn't happen! Now I don't know where New Mexico is. 

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Ranboo: Tubbo is a homicidal maniac. And you’re not.

Tommy: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!

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Skeppy: [rings doorbell]

Bad, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!

Skeppy: [sighs] No, Bad, it’s Skeppy!

Bad, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Skeppy!

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Sapnap: It feels like a dream, you know?

Quackity: You’re a dream.

Sapnap: :)

Quackity: Send nudes.

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Ranboo, singing to Michal: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!

Tubbo: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.

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Bad: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?

Punz, immediately standing up and raising their hand: I do.

Everyone else: [staring at Punz questionably]

Punz: Oh, come on! You guys don’t wanna see where this lunatic lives?!

Bad:

Punz, eyeing Bad up and down: No offense.

Bad: It’s alright, Punz. I savor your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.

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Karl, roleplaying with Sapnap: *Eats every bit of pork from your pork and beans, transforming it into Beans.*

Sapnap: *Kisses you on the mouth.*

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Bad: I’m sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.

Ant: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Bad: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.

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Bad: Did you wash the dishes?

Skeppy: I thought... you.. wanted to.. do.. that...

Bad: [chuckles wickedly]

Bad, with a cheerful tone: You were wrong!

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Skeppy: Bye, Bad! Bye, Dream! Bye, George! Bye, Sapnap! Bye, Bad!

Techno: You said “bye, Bad” twice.

Skeppy: I like Bad.

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Techno: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Phil: …so you’ll do it?

Techno: For you? Of course.

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Ranboo: I’m so risky now! Last night I went to a crazy club! And this morning I ate yogurt that was 2 days past the “eat by” date. I am like a maniac!!!

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Bad: I’m wanted in a couple states.

Bad: Fifty, actually.

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Foolish: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.

Bad : Cwimes against huwumanity.

Foolish: I am going to break your fingers.

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Sapnap: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

George: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

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Dream: I'm a God.

Sapnap: You yelled “shut up” at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

George: Shut it. They're a God.

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Ranboo: [arm around Tubbo, standing on a particular property] Perfect for a wedding.

Tubbo: I know, right?

Tommy: THIS IS A FUNERAL HOME-

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Tommy: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Tubbo: Of course! As they say in France, 'mi casa es tu casa'.

Tommy: That's Spanish.

Tubbo: People speak Spanish in France!

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Karl: I enjoy pizza very much. Except for the cheese part. And the sauce part. And the crust part.

Quackity: What part do you like?

Karl: The box! And the little plastic table thingy in the middle. It makes me feel like a giant.

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Techno: I always get the vibe that you like, hate me or something.

Dream: What? Me, hate you?

Dream, softly: You're right.

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Punz: What makes a human a human?

Foolish: Nipples.

Boomer: NEXT QUESTION.

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Tubbo: I’m sorry I ate your skittles.

Ranboo: [smiles] I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Tubbo: It’s okay.

Tubbo: Wait. When did you-

Ranboo: [pushes Tubbo off the bench]

Tubbo, getting up from the floor: I deserved that

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Bad: Thanks for being suckers! I had a blast.

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Dream: I call shotgun!

 Bad: I call Nine Millimeter.

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Techno, staring at Skeppy with a horrified expression: Do NOT call the DEMON a Milf!!!!

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Quackity, after explaining the plan: Any questions?

Karl: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Quackity: I meant- [sighs] The worm.

Karl: Yes! Worms rule!

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Bad: Skeppy, you probably wanna head to college forever, so I snuck into your apartment and packed a bag for you. Bye.

Skeppy: This is just a bunch of underwear and knives. And loose onions.

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Bad: *holding a stick* I call it The Shusher.

Skeppy: Why do you call it the Shusher? 

Bad: *smacks Skeppy on the head with stick* SHUSH!

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Tommy: What are your pronouns? So I know what kind of monarch to call you.

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Ranboo: We're trying to be gay.

Tommy: Go be gay somewhere else.

Tubbo: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME IN HERE.

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Bad: If Olive Oil comes from olives... where does Baby Oil come from?

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Ranboo: Tubbo, I need your help!

Tubbo: Are we gonna commit a crime?

Ranboo: No, something better!

Tubbo: Nothing's better than a crime.

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Ranboo, to Tubbo: I wanna order takeout and watch Twilight with you.

Tommy: That’s relationship goals.

Tubbo, putting their arm around Ranboo: Everyone wants what I have.

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Dream: I’ve invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-

Karl, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Dream:

Dream: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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Gumi: Hey, what goes on?

Velvet, gesturing to Ant: We’re gonna get some iced coffee.

Gumi: I thought caffeine made you vibrate.

Velvet, shrugging: Sometimes it’s nice.

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Puffy: There’s a fifty-fifty chance you’re gonna kill yourself!

Bad: Those are the best odds I’ve had in years!

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Skeppy: I wish you���d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

 Bad, stirring their coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

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ya’ll better like this or I’m never making another one